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Old 05-04-2002, 10:35 PM   #1
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Apart from the normal most annoying misused homophones (bye/by, their/there
, you're/your) that are found daily on the chat, there are several misused homophones that change the meaning of a sentence and often make it humorous. Here is a list of some of my favorites

1.Manwe would rain over arda
2.Burn someone at a steak
3.That was when my hair was died
4.I'm an Honor Role Student
5. no legolas was aloud to come
6.Yes, Im the forth one.(in response
to "are you a powderpuff girl?")
7.It makes no since what so ever
8. Hippo Birdie Two Ewes, Hippo Birdie Two Ewes, Hippo Birdie Deer Kate, Hippo Birdie
9. You can't sow us a banner, can you?
10. I hate egg roles

A special thanks to the one who started it all and contributed two to the list, you're a stud.....or should i say, your a stud?

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[ May 22, 2002: Message edited by: Merendis ]
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Old 05-08-2002, 05:58 PM   #2
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I aim to please Merendis. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

You awl no your glad that you don't type like me, but bear with me, because sometimes I am write!

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Old 06-10-2002, 06:25 AM   #3
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Here is some rather dubious praise of one of our revered site ops:

"Sharkey never seizes to amaze me."
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Old 06-10-2002, 01:27 PM   #4
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Riding one day in the forest of the Westlands he saw a woman, whose dark hair flowed in the wind, and about her was a green cloak...and he knew her for Erendis...then suddenly he knew in himself the love that he bore her, and he felt the emptiness of his days.
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Old 06-10-2002, 06:12 PM   #6
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This is great;

Where's the light?

Where's the lite?


That gotta be my favorite right there.


Tis one's pretty good;

I have might!

I have mites!
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Old 06-11-2002, 12:32 AM   #7
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I love this one:
A person describes her/himself as "bareable"!! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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Old 06-11-2002, 05:42 PM   #8
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<font color="#ff00ff" face="arial">You inspired me:

Don't walk around with bare feet, you could hurt yourself.

Don't walk around with bear feet, you might step on the cat.

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Old 06-12-2002, 05:47 PM   #9
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Riding one day in the forest of the Westlands he saw a woman, whose dark hair flowed in the wind, and about her was a green cloak...and he knew her for Erendis...then suddenly he knew in himself the love that he bore her, and he felt the emptiness of his days.
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Old 06-30-2002, 05:32 PM   #10
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Riding one day in the forest of the Westlands he saw a woman, whose dark hair flowed in the wind, and about her was a green cloak...and he knew her for Erendis...then suddenly he knew in himself the love that he bore her, and he felt the emptiness of his days.
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. . . . .

Sorry... I just know a lot of people who misspell things often, so I... Agh, I don't know how to say it without sounding preachy... I know misspellings are annoying (because they are, after a time..), but isn't the conversation value more important than the spelling?

(Is bombarded with responses verifying that these people typically say things along the lines of, "LeGoLaS, u R so HOT!!!!")

All right, all right, point taken... @___@
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Old 07-28-2002, 07:48 PM   #13
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Talking Hawk, the point is, it's funny! Lets see if I can think of any.

Luke at that! That is won grate bearow-downs tee shirt.
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Here are two homophones that showed up on forum posts:

I'm too sexy for my close.

Suddenly M____ uddered a strange word.

[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 08-06-2002, 04:57 PM   #16
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some more...

knew you wood
Whoa is me
someone should right a story...
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Beren: For little price do Elven-kings sell their daughters; for gyms, and things made by craft.
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Reminds me of the Molesworth books by Geoffrey Willans and Ronald Searle:

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A chiz is a swiz or a swindle as any fule kno
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This is grabber who is head of the skool captane of everything and winner of the mrs joyful prize for rafia work. His pater is very rich and hav a super rolls (hem hem)
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this is gillibrand on the high diving board...his pater is a general so he is not very brany
Not that there are any misused homophones in there, but they're funny nonetheless.

Come to think of it, when I was sixteen and studying for my 'A' levels, my English Literature teacher had to explain to the entire class the difference between "it's" and "its". Most of the essays that she'd just marked had mixed up the two, which was hardly surprising, since no-one had seen fit to tell us about it before. Another triumph for the Ministry of Edukashun.
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Those were in a BOOK??! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
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Those were in a BOOK??!
Down With Skool, by Geoffrey Willans; illustrations by Ronald Searle. The mis-spellings are intentional, as the dreadful saga of St. Custard's, which includes the dark epic The Revolt of the Prunes, is related by the prep-school anti-hero, Nigel Molesworth. The author was a former schoolmaster.

Another classic, this time from Back in the Jug Agane, is:
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i draw a collossal Angle A and make it equal to Angle B. Gloat. Gloat. Wot does it matter if it is half the size? pythagoras could make an elephant equal to a flea...
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woe peeple axuly rite leyek that. thates's' weerd.
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yeah, thast's rily weerd.

Okay, this isn't a homophone, but it's close enough:

Me- "She wetted the rag..." Wetted is not a word, right?
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Me- "She wetted the rag..." Wetted is not a word, right?
Sorry if I've missed the point (it occurs that you may already have realised the following), but yes, 'wetted' is a word. So's 'whetted', for that matter.

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woe peeple axuly rite leyek that. thates's' weerd.
It's done for comic effect. Since I laughed like a drain throughout the books it must have worked.
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Sorry if I've missed the point (it occurs that you may already have realised the following), but yes, 'wetted' is a word. So's 'whetted', for that matter.
I knew about 'whetted,' but I always thought the past tense of 'wet' was just 'wet.' Like, "so-and-so wet the bed..." sorry to use that example, but it's all I could think of.
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It's a rare usage. Look here for more details.
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"ill be your best friend if you do"

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Stephanos, that's hilarious! BTW, and don't strangle me, why is your screenname now Rimbaud?

*Sigh* The blessfully ingerant beeings who type these things...
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<Pippin> DO THE PEANUT BETTER JELLY WITH A BACE BALL BAT

<Anoronwen> Prouncing ponny?

Lhunithil kisses Legless 'Rest in piece and blah-blah-blah'

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*points out she mentioned in the chat about putting that rest in piece here...*

Anyhow- can't remember who said this one:

'Why is the White Bot never on?'
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Here are a couple of gems from the forum:

I'm rather knew to this.

A Hobbit lasses tail.
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This is probably more of a spelling error..but hey [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

*Lomelindi huggles her book she barrowed (borrowed) from her neighbor

Hehe a real B-Der [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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Old 08-19-2002, 10:16 PM   #38
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Haha! Esty, I saw the tail one... hee!

I wish I could think of some that I've seen around lately...

oh, okay, here's one from my friend:

"I love u Chad (Chad= another friend... inside joke) and ill see u at the fare."
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Old 08-21-2002, 06:19 PM   #40
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