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Old 02-14-2003, 04:36 AM   #1081
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Old 02-14-2003, 08:23 AM   #1082
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Old 02-14-2003, 09:04 AM   #1083
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Soldier: Are these wings REALLY neccesary? I mean, what do they do? Give me the ability to fly if I get into too much trouble?
Person who designed the helmets: No, just think of it this way, whenever your arrow breaks, you got enough feathers to make another one!
Soldier: Because I'll have time to fix an arrow in the midst of battle!
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Old 02-14-2003, 11:09 AM   #1084
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Sorry but I liked to know what you make of this.



Legolas is standing in the corner because he farted on Gimli's head.

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Old 02-14-2003, 11:54 AM   #1085
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All thats missing is the dunces hat! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Old 02-14-2003, 04:24 PM   #1086
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Legolas "if i hold my head in this particular way the wind catches my hair just enough to look dramatic but not so much as to muss up my hair, i am indeed the prince of mirkwood, if only Aragorn would take this kind of care!"
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Old 02-14-2003, 06:55 PM   #1087
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Aragorn:"Legolas, what do your elf-eyes see?"

Legolas:"Some hills, some clouds, some rocks. What are you, blind?"
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Old 02-15-2003, 09:12 PM   #1088
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Legolas: I see... Oh, yes of course, my reflection in a lake over younder. I do look good, my cheekbones belong in a museum, and my hair is the fairest of all.
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Old 02-15-2003, 09:25 PM   #1089
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Gandalf: Look? What is that brown cloud on the sky?

Legolas: I think it's smoke from a barbeque up at Isengard! Let's go!

Gandalf: Saruman has turned evil! We cannot go there!

Legolas: Who cares? There'll be hamburgers!
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Old 02-17-2003, 09:11 AM   #1090
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Pippin: Look, Merry! We've died and gone to heaven!
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Old 02-17-2003, 12:58 PM   #1091
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Nice pic. Is it Pippin and Merry discovering Saruman's supplies?

Here's the caption.

Newsreader: We interrupt this program for a special news bulletin. Pippin and Merry A.K.A. Hans and Grittel have disscovered the candyhouse of the wich. They ate it completly and are now on the run.
Pippin: Hehe we shure showed that wich. Never underestemate the metabolism of a Hobbit.
*They both walk in the sunset laughing evily*
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Old 02-17-2003, 02:30 PM   #1092
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Pippin: Wow! Lookat all this food Merry!
Merry: Don't look now Pip, but I think Sarauman wants back that Pipe Weed we stole.... RUN!
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Old 02-17-2003, 04:16 PM   #1093
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Oh, oh, oh! I love that picture, I hope it's in RotK! *does a little dance*

Okay...


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Old 02-17-2003, 04:35 PM   #1094
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Merry: Remember I said that maybe It was not a good idea that we left the Shire, well I totally take that line back. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Old 02-17-2003, 09:31 PM   #1095
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Pippin: Well if this is what happens on a mission....quest....thing then I'm getting another one!
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Old 02-18-2003, 04:22 AM   #1096
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Pippin:wow merry .... look at the size of that cabbage .
Merry: And you thought Farmer Maggots was big!
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Old 02-18-2003, 07:47 AM   #1097
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is it too early? Oh well...


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Old 02-18-2003, 08:18 AM   #1098
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Sam: *flap* *flap* *flap* Mr.Frodo?! Am I flying yet?
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Old 02-18-2003, 09:35 AM   #1099
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Sam:MR FRODO LOOOK!!!
Frodo:*thinks* just keep looking away and wrap myself in my bathrobe like jacket and nobody will notice....

Not so good but hey i tried....
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Old 02-18-2003, 09:42 AM   #1100
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Sam: (whispers to Frodo) These people don't look nothin' like us, Mr. Frodo.
Frodo: I know, Sam. Just keep walking and don't look at them. *thinks to self* although their clothing looks warmer!
Sam: *thinks to self* Mr. Frodo looks cold, maybe I should get out my fryin' pan, and bang one of these on the head, and steal his nice warm-lookin' clothes for Mr. Frodo.
Frodo: *Thinks to self* I hope Sam doesn't get any big ideas!
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Old 02-18-2003, 09:49 AM   #1101
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(Grond, Warg shaped battering ram) I've wanted to put this up for a while, but didn't know what to say about it. Can you guys think of anything?

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Old 02-18-2003, 10:48 AM   #1102
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Old 02-18-2003, 04:41 PM   #1103
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Grond: Can someone let me out of here? Please, I have been here way too long, I don't think we are really going to have to go into battle.
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Old 02-18-2003, 05:35 PM   #1104
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Grond:"When they asked for volunteers to head up the battering ram division I had no idea they meant like this!!"

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Old 02-18-2003, 09:27 PM   #1105
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Old 02-19-2003, 02:16 AM   #1106
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First I'd like to say well done to everyone who has posted they're great at times I was almost literally ROFLing. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Also I hope you don't mind but I've put together a collection (to email around) and I'm up to my 3rd page (should be 4th I put too many on the first one).
Sorry that is way off the point. But I kinda want to ask your permisson. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

Grond:Is my surgery finished yet? I've gotten a bit stiff over the years. I kinda want to get out to war now.

This is my first go so sorry it's not that good.
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Old 02-19-2003, 06:06 AM   #1107
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Frodo: Ring...getting....heavier!
Faramir: Oh, come on Frodo. We don't have time for this.
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Old 02-19-2003, 10:17 AM   #1108
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Old 02-19-2003, 11:21 AM   #1109
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Old 02-19-2003, 11:47 AM   #1110
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Frodo: Oh, the pain! The pain! I can't take it anymore! Sauron's trying to get me! I can't go on! No, no!
Faramir: Not again! Frodo, no matter what you say, I'm taking you to Gondor and that's FINAL!
Frodo: Oh please. Let me go!
Faramir: Don't try to make me feel sorry for you. Oh come on, Frodo. Not the puppy eyes.

I know, not very funny but it was my first time. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Old 02-19-2003, 11:56 AM   #1111
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Lady Iverin I thought it was funny, don't be so hard on yourself. Everyone has a different idea about what is amusing. And everyone's funny bone is tickled in a different way. That's why this is so funny, because you can get such a variety here.
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Old 02-19-2003, 12:36 PM   #1112
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Faramir: (something comes over him) I am so sorry poor Frodo, I have been so mean, I am going to let you go!
Frodo: Finally he realizes this was not in the book, precious, yes precious, he is going to let us go, yey!
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Old 02-19-2003, 12:58 PM   #1113
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Faramir: You're coming to Gondor!
Frodo: No way!
Faramir: Yes you are! Come on!
Frodo: Look, I'll toss you for it. Heads or tails?
Faramir: Heads
Frodo: *tosses the ring, looks at it* ...Sorry Faramir, it's tails!
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Old 02-19-2003, 01:07 PM   #1114
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Old 02-19-2003, 01:30 PM   #1116
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Old 02-19-2003, 01:42 PM   #1117
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(You know, we may want to start another thread for this, it's beginning to take a long time to look at.)
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Old 02-19-2003, 01:50 PM   #1118
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Old 02-19-2003, 01:53 PM   #1119
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Is it just me or is Legolas holding that bow-string a little funky? Like - with just his ring finger??


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