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Old 11-06-2010, 03:06 PM   #1
Hookbill the Goomba
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Pipe Chatau D' Mordor

My elder brother has been on my case to discuss this...

In The Two Towers film Ugluk makes the following comment after cutting off the head of a rival orc...

"Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!"

So... Orcs have a concept of menus... which means they have a concept of restaurants... Does this mean that in Mordor there was at least one restaurant, if not a chain? Putting aside the amusing image of orcs in suits and bow ties, what would these menus have on them?
Here's what I think...



So, what do YOU think these Mordor restaurants that definitely existed were like
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