Fortunately/Unfortunately - Page 37 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Cailín · 09-08-2005, 03:01 PM

the balrogs did not have wings, so they didn't get very far.

Glirdan · 09-08-2005, 03:09 PM

Unfourtunately, they did have A wing and used it. (see my "Balrog Appreciation Month" thread for more info on the one winged Balrog's)

The Perky Ent · 09-08-2005, 03:23 PM

fortunatly, Balrog's only use their wings to stir tea, so it affect the destruction of Middle Earth

Glirdan · 09-08-2005, 03:25 PM

Unfourtunately, the wind that they created with their wings happened to blow all the tea all over Arda, and since the tea was still steaming hot, it burned the forests.

The Perky Ent · 09-08-2005, 03:38 PM

Fortunatly, Ulmo was challenging Manwe to a diving contest, and did the biggest cannon ball in all of existance, quenching the fires

Boromir88 · 09-08-2005, 03:45 PM

Unfortunately, the cannon ball was so big Arda became the Modern Atlantis.

Meneltarmacil · 09-08-2005, 03:48 PM

Fortunately, the good guys had evacuated aboard the Starship Enterprise before this happened.

Glirdan · 09-08-2005, 03:52 PM

Unfourtunately, Star Trek has nothing to do with LotR and therefor they were all still stuck on Arda.

Boromir88 · 09-08-2005, 03:57 PM

Fortunately, Star Trek and LOTR had crossed paths before (How do you think Haldir made it to Helm's Deep so fast?) So, Scotty again decided to lend a helping hand to all the good guys and beamed them up.

Glirdan · 09-08-2005, 03:58 PM

Unfourtunately, the Eagles saw them and decided to attack the ship because it looked evil.

Meneltarmacil · 09-08-2005, 03:59 PM

Unfortunately, one of Star Tek's frequently occurring transporter malfunctions happened and he couldn't beam them up.

EDIT: Cross-post, let's change that shall we?

Fortunately, they weren't on the ship due to the transporter malfunction.

Glirdan · 09-08-2005, 04:21 PM

Unfourtunately, Glirdan got very confused at Menel's last post and demanded to know how the ship's malfunctioning had anything to do with the Eagle's attacking.

Meneltarmacil · 09-08-2005, 04:24 PM

Fortunately, Menel explained by saying that in Star Trek, a frequent plot device was to have the transporter break down somehow so the good guys would be stranded on the alien planet.

Glirdan · 09-08-2005, 04:30 PM

Unfourtunately, Glirdan still didn't understand how this had anything to do with the Eagle's attacking the ship.

The Only Real Estel · 09-08-2005, 04:40 PM

Fortunately, Estel stepped in & quoted Meneltarmacil:

Quote:

they weren't on the ship due to the transporter malfunction.

Therefore the Eagles were attacking an empty ship, which is not extremely life-threatening...carry on.

Azaelia of Willowbottom · 09-08-2005, 05:02 PM

Unfortunately, there were still several mice onboard the ship that no one had thought to evacuate. Alas for those poor creatures.

The Perky Ent · 09-08-2005, 05:20 PM

Fortunatly, the mice were genetically engineered, so they could withstand an eagle attack

Glirdan · 09-08-2005, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Fortunately, Estel stepped in & quoted Meneltarmacil:

Quote:
they weren't on the ship due to the transporter malfunction.

Therefore the Eagles were attacking an empty ship, which is not extremely life-threatening...carry on.

thanks for that clarificationm TORE.

Unfourtunately, they couldn't withstand the Eagle's beaks.

The Only Real Estel · 09-08-2005, 05:46 PM

No problem, Glirdan.

Fortunatley, the Eagles all had undergone major root canals earlier in the day, & were in no mood to peck a piece of paper, much less genetically engineered mice.

Glirdan · 09-08-2005, 05:48 PM

Unfourtunately, the mice happened to fall in the Fires of Mount Doom, with the Ring!!!!

The Perky Ent · 09-08-2005, 05:49 PM

Fortunatly, Peter Jackson wanted to throw up symbolism to the last, and made sure that Gollem fell with them, and created a little patch of hardened lava so they wouldn't melt into nothingness!

Glirdan · 09-08-2005, 05:52 PM

Unfourtunately, the rats didn't have the genetically enhanced brain and they jumped into the lava.

The Only Real Estel · 09-08-2005, 05:56 PM

Fortunately, since it was genetically engineered mice, not rats, PJ's symbolism was still alive & well.

Celuien · 09-08-2005, 06:08 PM

Unfortunately, Gollum was now able to retrieve the Ring from the mice.

Glirdan · 09-08-2005, 06:09 PM

Fourtunatel, the mice were more than a match for Gollum and they kept the Ring.

Gil-Galad · 09-08-2005, 06:14 PM

Unfortunately the mice ran into the long caverns underneath middle-earth where Aule lives

Glirdan · 09-08-2005, 06:16 PM

Fourtunately, Aulë didn't care and he let them live.

The Perky Ent · 09-08-2005, 06:17 PM

Unfortunatly, Manwe did care, and killed Aule!

Glirdan · 09-08-2005, 06:19 PM

Fourtunately, Since Manwë and Aulë were both Valar and really good friends, it didn't happen. That, and Eru forbade Manwë to do so.

The Elf-warrior · 09-08-2005, 06:19 PM

Unfortunately the mice plotted with the nameless things in the deep places of the Earth.

The Perky Ent · 09-08-2005, 06:20 PM

Fortunatly, Merry and Pippin found some mushrooms!

Gil-Galad · 09-08-2005, 06:21 PM

fortunately Morgoth realized that this wouldn't be good reading material if he did do this, so he just went back into the void

Glirdan · 09-08-2005, 06:22 PM

Unfourtunately, Morgoth didn't get a chance to do so because the clash of two Unfourtunately's brought the end to Arda.

By the way, is today perhaps team up on Glirdy day? First me getting lynched and now here!

The Perky Ent · 09-08-2005, 06:24 PM

fortunatly, Melkor made sure to lynch Glirdan 1,000,000,000,000,000 times before arda was destoryhed, so everyone was happy

Glirdan · 09-08-2005, 06:26 PM

Thanks Perky. That made me fell really good.

Unfourtunately for Perky, he did so to Perky as well.

The Perky Ent · 09-08-2005, 06:28 PM

Fortunatly, as an ent, perky didn't mind. He just grew back from one of the many hidden seeds he planed throughout Arda .

Glirdan · 09-08-2005, 06:30 PM

Fourtunately, Glirdy didn't mind either because he was going to the Halls of Mandos and he'd get to see Fëanor and the other Elves.

The Elf-warrior · 09-08-2005, 06:52 PM

Unfortunately Glirdan got chewed out for being a were-bear.

Glirdan · 09-08-2005, 06:53 PM

Fourtunately, Glirdy attacked Elf-Warrior that night for accusing him of such a proposterous(?) thing.

Meneltarmacil · 09-08-2005, 07:37 PM

Unfortunately (for Glirdan and The Elf-warrior), they were both squished by a large anvil falling out of the sky.

09-08-2005, 03:01 PM	#1441
Cailín Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lurking in the shadows. Posts: 711	Fortunately... the balrogs did not have wings, so they didn't get very far.

09-08-2005, 03:09 PM	#1442
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, they did have A wing and used it. (see my "Balrog Appreciation Month" thread for more info on the one winged Balrog's) __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-08-2005, 03:23 PM	#1443
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	fortunatly, Balrog's only use their wings to stir tea, so it affect the destruction of Middle Earth __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-08-2005, 03:25 PM	#1444
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, the wind that they created with their wings happened to blow all the tea all over Arda, and since the tea was still steaming hot, it burned the forests. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-08-2005, 03:38 PM	#1445
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Fortunatly, Ulmo was challenging Manwe to a diving contest, and did the biggest cannon ball in all of existance, quenching the fires __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-08-2005, 03:45 PM	#1446
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Unfortunately, the cannon ball was so big Arda became the Modern Atlantis. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-08-2005, 03:48 PM	#1447
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, the good guys had evacuated aboard the Starship Enterprise before this happened. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-08-2005, 03:52 PM	#1448
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, Star Trek has nothing to do with LotR and therefor they were all still stuck on Arda. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-08-2005, 03:57 PM	#1449
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Fortunately, Star Trek and LOTR had crossed paths before (How do you think Haldir made it to Helm's Deep so fast?) So, Scotty again decided to lend a helping hand to all the good guys and beamed them up. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-08-2005, 03:58 PM	#1450
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, the Eagles saw them and decided to attack the ship because it looked evil. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-08-2005, 03:59 PM	#1451
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, one of Star Tek's frequently occurring transporter malfunctions happened and he couldn't beam them up. EDIT: Cross-post, let's change that shall we? Fortunately, they weren't on the ship due to the transporter malfunction. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-08-2005, 04:21 PM	#1452
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, Glirdan got very confused at Menel's last post and demanded to know how the ship's malfunctioning had anything to do with the Eagle's attacking. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-08-2005, 04:24 PM	#1453
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Menel explained by saying that in Star Trek, a frequent plot device was to have the transporter break down somehow so the good guys would be stranded on the alien planet. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-08-2005, 04:30 PM	#1454
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, Glirdan still didn't understand how this had anything to do with the Eagle's attacking the ship. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-08-2005, 05:02 PM	#1456
Azaelia of Willowbottom Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: By the Sea Posts: 446	Unfortunately, there were still several mice onboard the ship that no one had thought to evacuate. Alas for those poor creatures. __________________ "Wherever I have been, I am back."

09-08-2005, 05:20 PM	#1457
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Fortunatly, the mice were genetically engineered, so they could withstand an eagle attack __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-08-2005, 05:46 PM	#1459
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	No problem, Glirdan. Fortunatley, the Eagles all had undergone major root canals earlier in the day, & were in no mood to peck a piece of paper, much less genetically engineered mice.

09-08-2005, 05:48 PM	#1460
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, the mice happened to fall in the Fires of Mount Doom, with the Ring!!!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-08-2005, 05:49 PM	#1461
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Fortunatly, Peter Jackson wanted to throw up symbolism to the last, and made sure that Gollem fell with them, and created a little patch of hardened lava so they wouldn't melt into nothingness! __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-08-2005, 05:52 PM	#1462
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, the rats didn't have the genetically enhanced brain and they jumped into the lava. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-08-2005, 05:56 PM	#1463
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Fortunately, since it was genetically engineered mice, not rats, PJ's symbolism was still alive & well.

09-08-2005, 06:08 PM	#1464
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	Unfortunately, Gollum was now able to retrieve the Ring from the mice. __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

09-08-2005, 06:09 PM	#1465
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunatel, the mice were more than a match for Gollum and they kept the Ring. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-08-2005, 06:14 PM	#1466
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Unfortunately the mice ran into the long caverns underneath middle-earth where Aule lives __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-08-2005, 06:16 PM	#1467
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, Aulë didn't care and he let them live. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-08-2005, 06:17 PM	#1468
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Unfortunatly, Manwe did care, and killed Aule! __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-08-2005, 06:19 PM	#1469
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, Since Manwë and Aulë were both Valar and really good friends, it didn't happen. That, and Eru forbade Manwë to do so. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-08-2005, 06:19 PM	#1470
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately the mice plotted with the nameless things in the deep places of the Earth. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-08-2005, 06:20 PM	#1471
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Fortunatly, Merry and Pippin found some mushrooms! __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-08-2005, 06:21 PM	#1472
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	fortunately Morgoth realized that this wouldn't be good reading material if he did do this, so he just went back into the void __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-08-2005, 06:22 PM	#1473
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, Morgoth didn't get a chance to do so because the clash of two Unfourtunately's brought the end to Arda. By the way, is today perhaps team up on Glirdy day? First me getting lynched and now here! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-08-2005, 06:24 PM	#1474
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	fortunatly, Melkor made sure to lynch Glirdan 1,000,000,000,000,000 times before arda was destoryhed, so everyone was happy __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-08-2005, 06:26 PM	#1475
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Thanks Perky. That made me fell really good. Unfourtunately for Perky, he did so to Perky as well. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-08-2005, 06:28 PM	#1476
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Fortunatly, as an ent, perky didn't mind. He just grew back from one of the many hidden seeds he planed throughout Arda . __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-08-2005, 06:30 PM	#1477
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, Glirdy didn't mind either because he was going to the Halls of Mandos and he'd get to see Fëanor and the other Elves. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf