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Old 12-23-2005, 02:32 PM   #81
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Old 12-23-2005, 07:31 PM   #83
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Old 12-24-2005, 11:45 PM   #86
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Old 12-25-2005, 12:01 AM   #87
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Old 12-26-2005, 12:08 PM   #88
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Old 12-30-2005, 08:04 PM   #90
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Old 12-30-2005, 10:15 PM   #91
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Old 12-30-2005, 10:41 PM   #92
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Old 12-30-2005, 11:14 PM   #93
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Old 12-31-2005, 03:33 AM   #94
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Old 12-31-2005, 08:28 PM   #95
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Old 12-31-2005, 08:59 PM   #96
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Old 01-02-2006, 08:00 PM   #97
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Old 01-02-2006, 09:31 PM   #99
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Old 01-02-2006, 09:32 PM   #100
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.....get the brand name, not the generic!!!

"Doors of Durin, Lord of____, speak ___ and ____"
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Old 01-03-2006, 01:11 AM   #101
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.....get the brand name, not the generic!!!

"Doors of Durin, Lord of____, speak ___ and ____"

"Doors or Durin,Lord of the dance,speak not and stamp those feet,damn you!


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Old 01-03-2006, 03:40 AM   #102
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Old 01-03-2006, 07:04 AM   #103
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Old 01-05-2006, 06:39 PM   #108
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Old 01-05-2006, 06:47 PM   #109
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wasn't funny that way, Mr. Frodo. It was queer. All wrong, if it wasn't a dream. And you had best hear it. It was like this:.....

I saw the kaleidoscope of Sauron just like what you saw in the mirror of Galadriel. And it was in a crystal ball and talking to a cranky old man in a red cloak with long white hair.

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I have never been out of my own village before. And if I had known what the gate-keeper was like, I don't think I should have had the inclination to leave it.

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