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Old 10-02-2006, 01:27 PM   #11681
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Old 10-02-2006, 01:29 PM   #11682
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The Barrow Wight wants another high five from Sam. Frodo has had enough.

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The Sackvill Baginses were going to extreme lengths to get Bag End. Even if it meant taking it piece by piece.
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Old 10-03-2006, 02:04 PM   #11683
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Moments later the Barrow-wight's dreams of playing Ravel's Concerto for the Left Hand at the Wigmore Hall would be dashed forever...
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Old 10-03-2006, 02:45 PM   #11684
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Frodo takes the term "Hands off" quite literally.

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Frodo began to grow weary of the Adams Family's strange pet wandering into their campsite.


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"Confound you, Barrow-Wight! I won't let you close this thread!"

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Old 10-03-2006, 07:47 PM   #11685
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Gondor Knight: Hey guys have you seen that troll we are looking for?...guys?
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Old 10-03-2006, 09:29 PM   #11686
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Old 10-03-2006, 09:49 PM   #11687
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Here in the wasteland(ish) the Knights of Gondor encountered...*dun dun duh!* The Unusually Long-Armed Troll!"
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Old 10-04-2006, 01:18 AM   #11688
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The annual Gondorian horse balancing act was ruined by a bored audience member.

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Never ask for directions from the The Unusually Long-Armed Troll(TM).
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Old 10-04-2006, 01:20 AM   #11689
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From the Troll Book of Tactics

1. To get into the swing of things, before a battle a Troll must go on Knight Manouevres.

2. If you are forced into jousting, use a bigger stick, a tree will do, however make sure there are no elvish types hugging it.

3. Always take a can-opener, it will come in useful when having your victory lunch.
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Old 10-04-2006, 05:03 AM   #11690
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The Gondorians began to realise that perhaps wooden horses weren't the best steeds.
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Old 10-04-2006, 06:28 AM   #11691
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let this be a warning of why not to interbreed frogs with horses
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Old 10-04-2006, 06:35 AM   #11692
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Troll: NO MORE MUTTON!!!
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Old 10-04-2006, 08:47 AM   #11693
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Back in the third age, the Gondoreans were already playing their (very) primitive form of baseball... and they already had problems with steroids.
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Old 10-05-2006, 08:38 AM   #11694
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Gosh, NOTHING spooks these horses.
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Old 10-05-2006, 09:07 AM   #11695
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The rider at the front - who is blind and def - would soon coin the phrase "ignorance is bliss".
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Old 10-05-2006, 10:11 AM   #11696
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Troll: "Argh! I hate poorly rendered games!"

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These Gondorian horsemen made the awful mistake of standing in front of a troll... while he was teeing of for the third hole.
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Old 10-05-2006, 10:50 AM   #11697
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Coming up tonight on Chanel 4, The Worlds most laid back horses.
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Old 10-05-2006, 02:00 PM   #11698
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Old 10-05-2006, 03:43 PM   #11699
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Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.
The highjump event would have been ruined when the fence was stolen, but proceeded as scheduled, thanks to the helpfulness of T.U.L.A.T. (TM).
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Old 10-05-2006, 05:06 PM   #11700
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I couldn't resist...


While visiting the most sought-after princess around, many Gondorian Knights would find out that the "Mr. Pillow-Pants" troll was not a myth...
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Old 10-05-2006, 05:50 PM   #11701
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Old 10-05-2006, 10:40 PM   #11702
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Soldiers: The eagles are coming! The eagles are...oh wait...it's just another picture.



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Old 10-06-2006, 12:49 AM   #11703
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While Sam does a monkey impression, claiming it to be Aragorn, Pippin tries to tell Sam that he is behind him.

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Sam: *Plurrrppp*. Darn! I never did get the hang of this whistling malarkey.
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Old 10-06-2006, 06:42 AM   #11704
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wwwhhhhoooooooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea?....
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Old 10-06-2006, 06:47 AM   #11705
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Pippin stared in wonder as Sam tried to defeat a Nazgul by blowing on it
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Old 10-06-2006, 09:34 AM   #11706
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The fires on Minas Tirith were spreading far and wide, and yet Sam unabated tried to blow them off all by himself.
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Old 10-06-2006, 12:05 PM   #11707
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On the trail of the Lonesome Pine......

Sam and Pippin recreate the Laurel and Hardy classic:


Sam (singing) - "Oh June, like the mountains I'm bluuuuuuuuuue."
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Old 10-06-2006, 12:24 PM   #11708
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One of the many terrible adventuring diseases hits Samwise: disentery
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Old 10-06-2006, 12:27 PM   #11709
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Sam had a dream about an Octoroc. The local psychiatrist was rather interested in this and asked Sam to imitate the Octoroc. Soon after Sam was sent to a mental hospital.
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Old 10-06-2006, 12:31 PM   #11710
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Sam had a dream about an Octoroc. The local psychiatrist was rather interested in this and asked Sam to imitate the Octoroc. Soon after Sam was sent to a mental hospital.
You mean that octopus thing from Zelda?!
Good one.

How about this:

Merry: Happy birthday to you!
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Old 10-06-2006, 12:39 PM   #11711
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Merry: Happy birthday to you!
Sam had drunk so much ale earlier this evening that he thought his birthdaycake candles were in the opposite direction.
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Old 10-06-2006, 12:40 PM   #11712
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Sam is so busy admiring Gandalf's fireworks display that he doesn't notice Merry setting his hair on fire.


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In order to lure Smeagol off the cliffs above them, Sam puts on his best "Tasty Fish" impersonation.
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Old 10-07-2006, 10:19 AM   #11713
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Though on the Quest Sam often "found himself in trouble & didn't know right from wrong" he was having a bit of trouble with the "give a little whistle" part of it...
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Old 10-07-2006, 11:26 AM   #11714
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Pippin decides not to tell Sam that his back is on fire even when he says "Is it just me or is it getting warm?"

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After The Lord of the Rings, Sean Austen knew his next role would be in a Gangster film, he now practices the kiss of Death.
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Old 10-07-2006, 05:15 PM   #11715
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Old 10-08-2006, 01:11 PM   #11716
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Sam thought fire-eating would be a fun hobby, but then something went terribly wrong.
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It was another ten seconds before Sam realised that someone had stolen his straw.
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Old 10-08-2006, 05:05 PM   #11718
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White Tree

Sam's new plastic surgery wasn't turning out too well.
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Old 10-08-2006, 05:56 PM   #11719
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Sam: If you breathe like this *woooh hoooh* then Aragorn's stench isn't so bad.
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Old 10-08-2006, 07:37 PM   #11720
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We find here the real reason the Nazgul were to be so feared, not because they were intimidating physically or possessed any exeptional battle prowess, but rather they riddled their opponents to death.

Nazgul: I'll wager you cannot cover your nostrils with your upper lip.

Sam: Oh I bet I can...just you wait.

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Sam's battle face wasn't as imposing as others.

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Pippin: HE DID IT! He stopped the Nazgul and it's so beautiful!

Frodo: IT'S MAGNUM!
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