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Old 02-09-2007, 02:32 PM   #4361
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Unfortunately, the kitchen was being remodeled at the time, so they had to settle for the basement.
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Old 02-09-2007, 07:00 PM   #4362
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Fortunately, by controlling the basement all they got to control was the Rat Population and where the lost Gnomes of Gondolin now live
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Old 02-09-2007, 09:05 PM   #4363
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Unfortunately, the Gnomes gathered the rats into special rat cannons and fired them all over Middle-Earth, causing chaos and another damned plague. Hygiene was fighting a losing battle in Middle-Earth.
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Old 02-09-2007, 10:04 PM   #4364
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Fortunately, every one and thing left middle earth.
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Old 02-10-2007, 07:14 AM   #4365
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Unfortunately the rats were fired all over Arda, so all was contaminated
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Old 02-10-2007, 01:18 PM   #4366
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Fortunately, everyone blasted off to.... THE MOON!!!!!
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Old 02-10-2007, 01:23 PM   #4367
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Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
Unfortunately, 'that dratted creature' aka, the white Dragon of The Moon, didn't like their presence.
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Old 02-10-2007, 02:27 PM   #4368
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Fortunately, they were all wearing their Anti Moon Dragon underwear.
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Old 02-10-2007, 04:07 PM   #4369
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Old 02-10-2007, 04:22 PM   #4370
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Fortunately the White Dragon of the Moon breathed out pure oxygen and so they only enjoyed being hunted for their lives.
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Old 02-10-2007, 06:05 PM   #4371
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Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.
Unfortunately Fatty Bolger became lodged in the White Dragon's throat, blocking the oxygen supply.
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Old 02-10-2007, 09:51 PM   #4372
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Fortunately, this moon dragon was fat, and by running around the moon alot it breathed alot of oxygen so enough oxygen was already present that the people survived on the moon forever
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Old 02-11-2007, 03:46 AM   #4373
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Unfortunately Eru thought this has become a bit too ridiculous so he felt the need to again push the reset button and start over with the world
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Old 02-11-2007, 03:46 AM   #4374
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Fortunately, Eru was using a cool device called the internet made in another world. Before he changed Middle-Earth, he googled something called "Rule 34."

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...needless to say, he was too busy tearing his eyes out and making plans to destroy all existing worlds to deal with weird Middle-Earth.
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Old 02-11-2007, 08:07 AM   #4375
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Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.
Unfortunately, Eru found that he was the only exception to Rule 34, and he was so insulted he smashed his computer....

...and the pieces rained down on Middlie Earth, an occurence so bizarre that it caused the disintegration of the social structure, and Gondor imprisoned Aragorn and elected a president.
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Old 02-11-2007, 10:02 AM   #4376
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Fortunaly, the president they elected was Gandalf the Ever-Green.
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Old 02-11-2007, 11:40 AM   #4377
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Unfortunately he soon got bored of signing treaties and meeting other kings or princes, so he left.
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Old 02-11-2007, 12:01 PM   #4378
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Fortunately, before he left he gave his office to Were-Feanor


let the bloodbath commence
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Old 02-11-2007, 08:35 PM   #4379
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Old 02-11-2007, 08:58 PM   #4380
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UNFortunately, Were-Feanor had reformed.

Fortunately, not till after his "Mandatory visitaion of the city sewers" act came into power
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Old 02-12-2007, 01:04 PM   #4381
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Unfortunately, by opening the sewers an entire civilization of Watchers in the Water was released.
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Old 02-12-2007, 01:12 PM   #4382
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Fortunately the Watchers in the Water made peace pledge and didn't trouble anyone.
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Old 02-12-2007, 05:58 PM   #4383
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Old 02-12-2007, 06:24 PM   #4384
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Fortunately, the just as unknown giants came to the aid of Gondor.
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Old 02-12-2007, 07:02 PM   #4385
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Unfortunately they made a left when they should have made a right; and ended up in The Shire. As everyone knows Giants don't like hobbits.
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Old 02-13-2007, 02:35 AM   #4386
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Fortunately for the hobbits, the hobbits were better fighters, and so the hobbits drove the giants out towards Gondor.
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Old 02-13-2007, 07:55 AM   #4387
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Unfortunately, the Giants ended up making havoc in Gondor, and climbed up on Mindolluin and started to play with rocks.
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Old 02-13-2007, 08:04 AM   #4388
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Fortunately, they all slipped cause of the slippery stonework
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Unfortunately they all fell and rolled down on top of Minas Tirith smashing it to dust. The estimated damage was 5.2 billion pounds.
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Old 02-13-2007, 05:14 PM   #4390
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Fortunately, the Watchers were all dead, and since Gondor used gold, they escaped the bill by a loophole.
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Old 02-13-2007, 08:17 PM   #4391
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Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.
Unfortunately, the workers who were supposed to rebuild Gondor decided to join Mac's WW game instead.
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Fortunately, every survivor of Minas Tirith decided to move to Dol Amroth instead
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Unfortunately Ulmo bathing in the Bay of Belfalas created a tsunami that headed straight for Dol Amroth
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Fortunately, the Dol Amrothians were far superior in the field of technology compared to the rest of Middle-earth. They had constructed an impenetrable force field called 'The Schwartz.'
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Unfortunately while the forcefield was impenetrable it wasn't high enough to cope with the backwash from a bathing Vala and the water went over it.
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Fortunately, 'The Schwartz' moves in mysterious ways and it funneled the backwash back into the ocean 50 miles away
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Unfortunately, it ended up flooding Pelargir.
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Pod Six!

Fortunately, nobody liked those jerks from Pelargir anyways...
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Unfortunately, those jerks from Pelargir wanted some new land.
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Old 02-16-2007, 10:07 PM   #4400
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