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Old 03-19-2007, 05:15 AM   #4641
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Old 03-19-2007, 06:27 AM   #4642
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Fortunately, that triggered something that separated Middle-Earth from Earth, and thus got rid of all of these communist and capitalist views.
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Old 03-19-2007, 09:49 AM   #4643
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Unfortunaly, a Mûmak forgot the One Ring in Earth.


Edit: How very useful to ask something without telling your identity...
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Old 03-19-2007, 11:53 AM   #4644
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Is it me or did i just start some Communist happening...

Fortunately, Johnny the Stinky Balrog was walking by and found it


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Old 03-19-2007, 01:18 PM   #4645
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Old 03-19-2007, 01:21 PM   #4646
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Fortunately, they fell over due to their 2D-ness
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Old 03-19-2007, 01:23 PM   #4647
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Unfortunately, Hookbill had just released a new and improved 3D version, which enabled them to take back the Ring
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Old 03-19-2007, 01:27 PM   #4648
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Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
Fortunately, Alien was more interested in a small kitten in a tree and began setting the tree on fire.
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Old 03-19-2007, 01:32 PM   #4649
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Unfortunaly, the kitten was Eru in disguise.
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Old 03-19-2007, 02:19 PM   #4650
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Old 03-19-2007, 02:50 PM   #4651
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Old 03-19-2007, 02:58 PM   #4652
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Fortunately, while Alien was busy burning down the tree, Phantom ran back home
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Old 03-19-2007, 03:00 PM   #4653
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Old 03-19-2007, 03:44 PM   #4654
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Fortunately, Phantom was incorporeal, so the trap didn't harm him.
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Old 03-19-2007, 09:28 PM   #4655
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Unfortunately, Phantom was smashed by several energy bolts and sucked into a vaccum cleaner. Afterwards, two men in black suits arrived and captured Alien, driving off with him out cold in the back seat.
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Old 03-19-2007, 11:17 PM   #4656
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Fortunately the Barrow-Wight was strolling by and judged that Phantom vs. Alien fell into the category of 'not suitable for a Tolkien forum' and proposed the entire thread be shut down!

(who are phantom and alien anyway? )
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Old 03-20-2007, 02:39 AM   #4657
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Unfortunately, the Barrow-Wight instead opted to reset this entire thread.
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Old 03-20-2007, 03:01 AM   #4658
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Fortunately, all this distracted Sauron from the fact that the Bailiffs had taken all of his stuff.

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(who are phantom and alien anyway? )
They are the comic strip characters from the Barrow Downs Newspaper (see my sig).
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Old 03-20-2007, 05:24 AM   #4659
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Old 03-20-2007, 05:55 AM   #4660
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Fortunaly, they were also extremly dumb and their evil was harmless, except for maybe themselves.
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Old 03-20-2007, 08:25 AM   #4661
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Unfortunately, THE DRAGON CAME IN THE NIGHT
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Old 03-20-2007, 10:44 AM   #4663
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Unfortunately, THE DRAGON had a father who was angry and started burninating.
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Old 03-20-2007, 10:49 AM   #4664
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Old 03-20-2007, 07:31 PM   #4665
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Unfortunately, the baliffs ran around, starting many other things on fire, such as Gimli's bead.
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Old 03-20-2007, 07:48 PM   #4666
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Fortunately, Legolas saved Gimli's bead by pouring conditioner on it.
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Old 03-20-2007, 08:40 PM   #4668
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Fortunately, Gimli was fine with it, he always wanted t be a Flaming-Dwarf
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Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.
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Old 03-21-2007, 09:25 AM   #4670
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Fortunately, out of so much jealousy, he ignited himself, ran around Minas Tirith for a while, then jumped over the cliff on top of the seventh level
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Old 03-21-2007, 12:10 PM   #4671
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Old 03-21-2007, 01:18 PM   #4672
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Old 03-21-2007, 02:42 PM   #4673
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Unfortunately a plundering orc fished him out.

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Old 03-21-2007, 02:59 PM   #4674
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Old 03-21-2007, 08:39 PM   #4675
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Unfortunately, this created a Denethor-Orc hybrid creature with various superpowers, like flying, shooting lightning from his fingertips and a penchant for wearing his underpants over his spandex trousers.
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Old 03-21-2007, 08:50 PM   #4676
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Fortunately, Mount Zoom, Johnny the Stinky Balrog, the alien-eating dog, the Flat Morgo-Yak, Were-Feanor, and Bob the Troll all ganged up on him before he could become a running gag.
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Unfortuately, it worked and he was no more as the animator had a sudden heart attack
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Old 03-21-2007, 11:54 PM   #4678
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Fortunately they had a pretty big special effects budget and were able to hire a new animator.
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Old 03-22-2007, 12:05 AM   #4679
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Unfortunately, this animator didn't like running gags and so they all stayed dead.
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Old 03-22-2007, 05:43 AM   #4680
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Fortunately, that same animator got run over by Mount Zoom. Everyone appreciated the irony.
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