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Old 11-20-2003, 01:36 PM   #2481
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Aragorn and Eowyn... Flirting again.
ELANOR MAY GARTON! THAT IS MY QUOTE! I'VE BEEN SAYING IT FOR MONTHS! Ohhhh, I'm *so*gonna kick your a$$ when you get back to school... *fumefume* And anyway, the CORRECT quote is

"Aragorn and Eowyn flirting yet again.."


EDIT: I'm so totally leaving something unpleasant in your locker while you're in Germany-land..*fume* I mean it!

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Old 11-20-2003, 09:23 PM   #2482
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Sam: Faramir... Bad enough you kidnap us, but did you really have to eat those beans?
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Old 11-21-2003, 12:56 AM   #2483
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Sam: Is that me on the stage?

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Old 11-21-2003, 07:34 AM   #2484
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Luthien, if you put something in my locker then I won't bring you anything back from the chocolate factory!!! So be good.. And anywya, I got there first, with the quote I mean.
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Old 11-21-2003, 11:54 AM   #2485
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*gets into poking war with PFC* Damn you, hobbit girl, DAMN YOOOOOOOU...mm...chocolate...
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Old 11-21-2003, 04:25 PM   #2486
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Frodo and Sam just firgured out what genetics is. (lol I just had a test on that subject, it was hard man!)
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Old 11-22-2003, 09:33 AM   #2487
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Sam: What's Captain Faramir doing, Master Frodo?

*Faramir is disco-ing, in desperate imitation of his brother*

Frodo: I can't do this Sam!
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Old 11-22-2003, 10:46 AM   #2488
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*Frodo* Oh Faramir, cut that out, it just isn't right...

*Sam* Uhhhgggg....
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Old 11-23-2003, 11:56 PM   #2489
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Frodo: I'm tired...where are we?
Sam: ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath?

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Old 11-24-2003, 05:29 PM   #2490
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Frodo: It's bad enough you're holding us here against our will, Captain Faramir, but do we really have to watch you try on wedding dresses as well?

Sam (whispering to Frodo between his teeth): Just humor him, and maybe we'll get out of here sooner!

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Old 11-24-2003, 05:50 PM   #2491
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Faramir: *at the end on a speech that has plainly taken him hours to say and even longer to think of* ...And so the girl whose aunt's husband's son's third mother four times removed was a goat, walked into a pub and said "I've been waiting on that hilltop for five hours and *begins laughing* and it's been rainig and why did... why did no one meet me?" And every- everyone else said "Because we were DRINKING!" *breaks down into uncontrolable laughter*

Frodo: I have heard better jokes from the mouth of Sauron.

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Old 11-25-2003, 06:49 PM   #2492
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If you look at Frodo, there's a hand on his shoulder. Made me think of this:

Man: No, Elijah, you're not on at this moment, this is Sam's speech, you've got to let Sean be on by himself...come on

Elijah: *Teary* But...I'm the star...

Sean: Pffsh...


Rubbish? Maybe. Amusing? Probably not.

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Old 11-25-2003, 08:47 PM   #2493
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Frodo: Holy...Eru...

Sam: You mean you see it too?

Frodo: I'm...scarred!

Sam: Is that really Aragorn?

Frodo: Is that...really...soap?!

Faramir: *grabs on to Frodo to keep from falling over* I can't believe it!!! ARAGORN FOUND SOAP!!!!
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Old 11-26-2003, 02:00 AM   #2494
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A sense of DOOM, heavier than the weight of the Ring and Bombur the Fat Dwarf combined, hits Frodo when he discovers that the only way Faramir will let him go is if he passes a 100 page algebra test.
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Old 11-27-2003, 12:51 PM   #2495
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Old 11-27-2003, 04:02 PM   #2496
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Pippin: a finger trap and a band-aid for a gag. And you call yourself captors?

Uruk: shut up.

(I can't remember what the finger traps are called... are they Chinese something?)

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O Denethor, o Denethor/Your fireworks are such a bore/All you have is burning kings/They don't even have golden rings/O Denethor, o Denethor/Your fireworks are such a bore **hides from Meela**
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I'm seeing quite a few signatures that feature me pop up around here [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] Keep 'em coming!

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Old 11-27-2003, 08:52 PM   #2497
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Old 11-27-2003, 09:35 PM   #2498
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Pippin: Finnaly! This thing was chaffing so bad! (inspired by Billy Boyd)

Merry: Pippin, drop that! You don't know where it's been!

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Old 11-28-2003, 10:06 AM   #2499
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I was watching Inspector Gadget earlier, goodness knows why. Anyway, it inspired me for this pic...

You see? He vomits spiders, I throw up butterflies!
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Old 11-28-2003, 12:01 PM   #2500
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Pip: You see, Merry? I can get away any time I want to. I hid the key in my mouth.

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EEP! *runs for a new hiding place, dodges around Denny. Meela is distracted* [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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Old 11-28-2003, 02:31 PM   #2501
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Eomer already greatly despises Wormtongue, but now he is truly afraid having seen him wearing one of Eowyn's dresses.
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Old 11-28-2003, 02:54 PM   #2502
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Eomer: What? WHAT?! you mean to tell me that the Gap of Rohan is closing for the battle of middle earth? Oh no! now where i am i going to ever find that deal on leeterhosen?!

A soldier: I'm sorry sir! but i... i...

Eomer: What!? Sit it out.

A soldier : Well, they had a last minute closing sale and well i... i... BOUGHT THE LAST PAIR OF LEETERHOSEN!

Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Old 11-28-2003, 03:00 PM   #2503
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this is for the picture of merry.

It's a hobbit's newest trend... Pirce your tongue with elvish trinkets!

Merry(with a rather swollen tongue): bis is kool... band it batches by eyes!
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Old 11-28-2003, 04:52 PM   #2504
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Grima: kissy, kissy, kissy... *smooch*

Eomer: no, no... banish me, kill me... anything but a kiss from you! Aaaaagh!!
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Old 11-28-2003, 09:26 PM   #2505
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Merry: Elven brooches come in pints?

---------or---------

Pip: Look! My tongue turns into leaf!

For the surprised Eomer...

Eomer: I didn't look at Arwen! I swear!
Random Rohirrim(mutters): Peeping Tom...

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Old 11-29-2003, 05:55 PM   #2506
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Eomer, wondering where the heck that strange music was coming from, went wandering about Meduseld until he finally found the source, Grima's room. Overcome with curiosity, he entered (without knocking, which was quite rude of him) and discovered something which would give him nightmares for months. Grima had found a bright red jacket and was playing a CD of Michael Jackson songs at a high volume, singing along, and dancing. Eomer then got an expression on his face something like this: [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

(This would definately give me nightmares for months!) Scary...*shudders*
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Old 12-02-2003, 02:27 AM   #2508
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Old 12-03-2003, 12:19 PM   #2509
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Eomer: HANDS! HANDS IN STRANGE PLACES!!!!

(For the Pippin picture.)

Pippin: What do you mean, Lembas is the stuff inside the leaves, not the leaves themselves?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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What is that strange awful smell....o wait that was me!
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Old 12-11-2003, 01:40 PM   #2511
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Eomer suddenly realised who took the last cookie from the cookie jar...
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Old 12-11-2003, 06:19 PM   #2512
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Obvious, but you asked for it... well, what would you think if you saw that crazy exorcism scene?!

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Old 12-14-2003, 11:57 AM   #2513
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Can we have a new pic, whoever's in charge of pic-postingness..?
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Here's the link to a pic, and a rather interesting-looking one, to be sure:

Drug Deal?

Legolas: I'll kiss you if you give me that last bottle of L'Oreal, Galadriel.
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Faramir's assistant, sorry I don't know his name I'll just call him Jim! [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Faramir looks down at the game board: 'Jim, where have all the LOR Risk game pieces gone to?'
Jim: 'Well I..' starts biting on his finger nervously

Faramir: 'Well!?'

Jim: 'I...uh... I might have eaten a few of them...or more like all of them'

Faramir shakes his head and turns to his other men 'I told you to watch him to make sure he doesn't eat any more game pieces!! That's the second time this week!!'

*Turns to Jim and starts scolding him like a dog that's torn up the couch or made a mess on the carpet.

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Eomer:Wha-wha-what do you mean theres no such thing as Santa Clause...

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Old 12-14-2003, 12:37 PM   #2517
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Faramir(in a richard simmons voice):Ok we'll plant the roses here,the tulips here and the daisys here.Oh and you know what I always wanted a gazzebo right here that would look so precious and...

Guy on the right:um sir..this a war room meeting...

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Old 12-14-2003, 05:12 PM   #2518
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Faramir: okay, so the orcs chase us up here, and we run over here... and they skip behind us, and we jump over them... then we all run around in circles, and we sneak up behind them, and... and... tietheirshoelacesinaknot!!! *spins round in circles*

Other man: Okay, maybe I shouldn't have installed that pepsi machine after all...

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Old 12-14-2003, 05:23 PM   #2519
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Well, no, I mean it looks great! You've got the candles, this tablecloth's really nice. I'm just saying that... well, it's not much of a romantic dinner... if there's no dinner.
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Hmm... I see your point.
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Old 12-14-2003, 06:13 PM   #2520
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"So Aragorn, you're saying we should have went to the rest stop on Intestate 321? So if we make this detour, we should arrive at the Pelennor fields on time?"
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