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Old 12-07-2002, 02:26 AM   #641
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Old 12-07-2002, 06:22 AM   #642
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I can't either. Me thinks it wont show!

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Old 12-07-2002, 06:46 AM   #643
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I don't really think it needed that many of us to say we couldn't see it. I would post a picture, but I haven't got time to look for one at the moment. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 12-07-2002, 08:16 AM   #644
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Old 12-07-2002, 08:18 AM   #645
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All: Must...not...look...at...his...nose!!!

Gimli: Maybe if I just hide here behind Aragorn, that thing won't look at me.
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Old 12-07-2002, 09:52 AM   #646
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Aw, dangit. I liked that pic too. Anyway, I might see if I can get it up next time. Anyway, ah, yes, caption!

Boromir: {Wispers} What is that thing sticking out of his teeth?

Legolas: {Wispers} I don't know, but maybe if we just sit here and look interested in what he's saying, he'll keep talking and eventually it will fall out.

Boromir: {Wispers} Good Idea. {To other Elf} Yeah, yeah. I agree completely. Go on...
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Old 12-07-2002, 10:21 AM   #647
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Haldir (I'm guessing): "You must be exhausted after your ordeal...look at you all, you're turning blue!"

Gimli: "You're blue, too."

Aragorn: "That was not so courteous, stinkaroo!"

Boromir: "I think he's blue, too."

Legolas: "Yeah, me too."

Haldir: "It's your eyes. They're turning blue, so that everything you see looks blue to you."

Gimli: "We're blue, it's true, but so are you, yet our hue isn't worth this hullabaloo."

Haldir: "Wow, nice rhyme for a Dwarf. I'm impressed."

Gimli: "Thank you. My hidden talent is that I can rhyme on cue. By the way, I like your hairdo."

Haldir: "I like yours, too."

Aragorn: "All right, enough with the bonding. Are you going to let us through?"

Haldir: "Not until you and Boromir use some shampoo to get rid of that greasy residue."

Aragorn and Boromir: "Boo hoo hoo."

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Old 12-07-2002, 11:41 AM   #648
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Haldir to the others:
Come Oooon, guys! That was a joke! The Lady REALLY WANTS to meet you!
(whisper to Gimli: And you put on your helmet again, the Lady doesn't like weird haircuts)
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Old 12-08-2002, 11:32 AM   #649
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Old 12-08-2002, 11:32 AM   #650
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" is there something in my teeth???!!!???"
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Old 12-08-2002, 11:55 AM   #651
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Random orc : "I smell a caption opportunity!"

or "Aragorn ? is that you out there ? *sniffs and can't stand the smell* well i see it is "
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Old 12-08-2002, 12:59 PM   #652
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some random mum walking past the poster says to her son: Now that's what happens when you pick your nose too much!
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Old 12-08-2002, 01:24 PM   #653
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"The better to eat you with, my dear!"
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Old 12-08-2002, 01:41 PM   #654
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Orc: Err! Look at all those ugly humans on the other side of this screen. It's sickening. *chucks up*
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Old 12-09-2002, 02:40 PM   #655
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Caption this!
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Old 12-09-2002, 03:50 PM   #656
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Is that Bill the pony? Oh well.

Legolas: Here you are, nice juicy grass...
Bill: Oh geeze, grass, woohoo. Not like we're surrounded by it or anything, and you give it to me like you're doing me a favour, thanks ever so much. You're SUCH a good friend [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] *gobble gobble*
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Old 12-09-2002, 06:36 PM   #657
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No, I believe that is Arod, not Bill.

Legolas: "Grass! A single nibble can fill the stomach of a grown horse for a whole day!"
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Old 12-09-2002, 06:41 PM   #658
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Really, Diamond? Cause I saw that picture on Bill's fan page {found here Bill the Horse) and it said that the horse was Bill the Pony. But oh well...ah, yes, a caption.

Bill: Mmmm......gooood graaaasssssss.....mmmmmmm I like this stuff it is soooo goo--

Legolas: Ow!!! Bill!!

Bill: Oh, sorry Elf guy, this grass is sooo gooood. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Old 12-09-2002, 08:06 PM   #659
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Horsy: Yes, the grass is good
Legolas: So you'll do it!
Horsy: No, i refuse to jump through the fire - no matter how much you feed me!
Legolas: Oh c'mon!
Horsy: Okay then, let's see YOU jump through it, i'll follow!
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I was sure that Bill did not have a white streak down his nose, though. Hmmm, oh well. Maybe that's just my mental image and I'm forgetting what he looked like in the movie.

Horse: "Bill, Arod, what's it matter? All the mares just call me Sexy Beast"
Legolas: "Yeah, whatever. Eat."
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Come on and take it. Everyone is doing it.
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Old 12-11-2002, 11:11 AM   #662
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Legolas: What a nice little horsy you are!
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Old 12-11-2002, 11:13 PM   #663
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It's new pic time!!!!
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Dominic: I wore this ridiculous shirt JUST for YOU.
Billy: I was YOUR idea!
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Dominic: I'm cooler than you because I wore this shirt and cross my hands like THIS.

Billy: NO! I can wrap my fingers around each other like THIS! See! Here is the church, here is the steeple...

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Old 12-12-2002, 12:06 AM   #665
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Do you smell that??

I know it was you.. bastard! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Old 12-12-2002, 02:26 PM   #666
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Dom: (in a ridiculus English accent) Do you think it's time for tea, ay whot?

Billy: (in an eaqually ridiculus accent) certainly do old chap.
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Brilliant Dragoneyes !

Quote:
Dom: (in a ridiculus English accent) Do you think it's time for tea, ay whot?
Billy: (in an eaqually ridiculus accent) certainly do old chap.
hehe!

Billy - pompously (as if) " im telling my mummy!"
Dom- (pouts) "well then you can't come to my birthday party!"
Billy "didn't want to come anyway!"
Dom - Good!
Billy (bursts into tears)

Ok that probably made no sense and was not funny at all but i tried


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Old 12-12-2002, 03:16 PM   #668
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Dom: "I've never told you this before, but I love you, man."

Billy: "Have you been into PJ's special brew?"

Dom: "No! Well...yes...but that isn't the point...the point is...I...forgot what the point was..."

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Old 12-12-2002, 06:32 PM   #669
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Diamond, that was funny. I can actually picture them saying that...with their accents and all! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 12-13-2002, 06:49 AM   #670
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Dom: You know you loved it!
Billy: Loved what?
Dom: *pause* You weren't paying attention!?
Billy: No...
Dom: Oh, neither was I...
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{Billy stares at Dom. Dom stares back. Keeps going like this for many minutes.}

Billy: {starts to laugh}

Dom: Ha! I told you I could beat you.! Everyone knows that us British boys rule at staring contests.

Billy: No, I was laughing at you cause you have the most disgusting green glob in your teeth! Ha ha!!
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How about this one?
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Gríma: "I wish I had a beard like that, just look at it blow in the wind...it makes him look so impressive...I'll bet that if I had a beard like that the women would flock to me and the men would obey my every command...just look at him...I'll bet under that beard he has a weak chin..."
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Wormtongue: *grumble* Why did I ever let him go see that Potter movie.
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Thankyou Engwaaphiel [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

this was the first thing which came to mind when I saw that pic:

Saruman: I know I have but the body of a weak and feeble woman; but I have the heart of a king, and of a king of England, too.
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"Didn't anyone ever tell you smoking can have terrible side-effects ?"

For the saruman wormtounge pic -

Wormtongue : Master we have a visitor.......
Saruman: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wormtongue Who is it my lord?
Saruman : It's my MOTHER!!!

Ok so saruman doesn't have a mother but hey!
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Left: How did you get this gig?

Right: I'm not sure. I was minding my own business, ruling my kingdom when a peddler comes along. He was selling rings and I thought 'ooh nice, man-rings' so I bought one. All of a sudden I'm dressed in these drab robes and hissing and riding all over the countryside looking for some punk named Packins, I mean Purser, no wait it's...oh sh*t I forgot. Anyhoo, what's your story?

Left: About the same. Want a smoke?

Right: No thanks. Kinda scared of fire after what that stupid king-in-hiding did.

Left: Allright, but you do know it takes care of that "sucking on lemons for a thousand years" look you've got going on.
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