Fortunately/Unfortunately - Page 28 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-16-2005, 07:55 AM

Unfortunately, the ring had not landed in the lava and was actually resting on the body of Gollum who had fallen and landed on a stalagmite.

Meneltarmacil · 08-16-2005, 09:06 AM

Fortunately, a large rock fell and knocked it into the lava.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 08-17-2005, 12:04 AM

. . . the lava solidified before the Ring could melt.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-17-2005, 03:18 AM

Fortunately, the Orcs had given up on the idea of a motorised Orodruin and decided to pour the lava they had been using as fuel back into the magma chamber... where the ring was.

Gil-Galad · 08-17-2005, 07:50 AM

unfortunately the orcs cleaned out the chamber first, and they found the ring

The Elf-warrior · 08-17-2005, 01:53 PM

Fortunately a big fight erupted over it and all the Orcs in the area killed each other off.

Meneltarmacil · 08-17-2005, 01:54 PM

Unfortunately, the Nazgul flew in to break up the fighting, and in so doing found the Ring.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-17-2005, 01:58 PM

Fortunately, the Nazgul began fighting.

The Elf-warrior · 08-17-2005, 03:17 PM

Unfortunately after the Barrow-wight threatened to kick them off the forum he took the Ring to Sauron.

Gurthang · 08-17-2005, 04:25 PM

Fortunately, Sauron was so occupied playing Werewolf, he didn't even notice the Ring, and so it just sat there beside him.

Gil-Galad · 08-17-2005, 05:15 PM

Unfortunately it was night, so Sauron got up to take a break and saw the ring there

Nilpaurion Felagund · 08-17-2005, 08:46 PM

. . . Eru decided to change the fashions of the world again. So the Ring was suddenly transported to . . . Erebor?

The Elf-warrior · 08-17-2005, 09:46 PM

Unfortunately it was picked up by a psychopathic Troll.

wilwarin538 · 08-19-2005, 08:43 AM

Fortunately a bunch of phsychiatrists(sp?) came and locked him in a padded room.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-19-2005, 09:21 AM

Unfortunately, the troll turned out to be a Balrog and burned the cell with his fiery sword!

The Elf-warrior · 08-20-2005, 01:07 PM

Fortunately an ice-spear maker killed the Balrog with his ice spears.

Meneltarmacil · 08-20-2005, 01:31 PM

Unfortunately, the ice spears all melted due to the Balrog's fiery heat before they could even touch him.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-20-2005, 01:40 PM

Fortunately, in the confusion, the Balrog dropped the ring and it rolled towards Frodo who happened to be there.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 08-21-2005, 05:20 AM

. . . it was not really Frodo, but a disguised Gollum. He takes the Ring and puts it on.

WaynetheGoblin · 08-21-2005, 06:57 AM

Fourtunately the place caugt fire cause of the balrog and the ring rolled to frodo.

Orominuialwen · 08-21-2005, 10:09 AM

Unfortunately, because of the smoke from the fire, Frodo was not able to see the ring as it rolled towards him, so it went right past his left hand and stopped in a pile of dirt in the corner.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-21-2005, 10:20 AM

Fortunately, the dirt was put in a bin, which was then carried away towards Mount Doom where they were now depositing the rubbish.

Gil-Galad · 08-21-2005, 10:30 AM

Unfortuantely the went to Mt.Zoom by accident

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-21-2005, 11:00 AM

Fortunately, Mt. Zoom was what the Orcs had renamed Mount Doom to after they attached wheels to it.

Meneltarmacil · 08-21-2005, 12:34 PM

Unfortunately, everything suddenly got caught in THE TIME WARP OF DOOOOOOOM!!!

WaynetheGoblin · 08-21-2005, 06:34 PM

Fourtunatly it was so small nothing could fit in it.

The Elf-warrior · 08-21-2005, 08:51 PM

Unfortunately the Balrog was still at large.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-22-2005, 03:02 AM

Fortunately, the Balrog was distracted by chasing Mount Doom (or Zoom)

WaynetheGoblin · 08-22-2005, 06:56 AM

Unfourtunatly the wheels came of and he caught mt.zoom or doom.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-22-2005, 07:59 AM

Fortunately, the Balrog decided to drink the lava.

THE Ka · 08-22-2005, 10:56 AM

Unfortunately, he over indulged, there lying drunk and rather unconcious he rolled down the side of the volcano and had to start all over again.

~ Aesthete

The Elf-warrior · 08-22-2005, 07:00 PM

Fortunately Frodo found the Ring.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 08-22-2005, 08:09 PM

. . . it was not really Frodo, but a disguised Gollum. He takes the Ring and puts it on.

Boromir88 · 08-22-2005, 09:20 PM

Fortunately, it really wasn't the Ring it was a fake ring, planted by Frodo, he found in a Cracker Jack box. Frodo meanwhile has the real ring.

The Elf-warrior · 08-22-2005, 09:57 PM

Unfortunately Gollum throttled Frodo and took the Ring.

Elrowen Tinúviel · 08-22-2005, 10:18 PM

Fortunately what Gollum thought were Frodo's bloodshot eyes, were actually the eyes of Sauron in the guise of a Hobbit.

The Elf-warrior · 08-22-2005, 11:01 PM

Unfortunately Sauron had taken the Ring from Frodo and tossed him into the lava.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-23-2005, 02:35 AM

Fortunately, Gollum bit Sauron's finger off and ran away with the ring. Sauron meanwhile was left rolling around on the floor shouting, "Not again!"

Boromir88 · 08-23-2005, 06:55 AM

Unfortunately whilst Gollum was so happy at getting the Ring, he trips and falls down Mount Doom...rolling right into Gothmog (obviously I'm talking about Gothmog the Nazgul

, not the the pink hairy guy).

The Elf-warrior · 08-23-2005, 11:10 AM

Fortunately Gothmog freaked out Gollum so much that he ran into the hot lava of Mt. Doom, thus destroying the One Ring.

08-16-2005, 07:55 AM	#1081
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Question Mark! Unfortunately, the ring had not landed in the lava and was actually resting on the body of Gollum who had fallen and landed on a stalagmite. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-16-2005, 09:06 AM	#1082
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Fortunately, a large rock fell and knocked it into the lava. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-17-2005, 12:04 AM	#1083
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,430	Unfortunately . . . . . . the lava solidified before the Ring could melt. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

08-17-2005, 03:18 AM	#1084
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Green Fortunately, the Orcs had given up on the idea of a motorised Orodruin and decided to pour the lava they had been using as fuel back into the magma chamber... where the ring was. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-17-2005, 07:50 AM	#1085
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	unfortunately the orcs cleaned out the chamber first, and they found the ring __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-17-2005, 01:53 PM	#1086
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately a big fight erupted over it and all the Orcs in the area killed each other off. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-17-2005, 01:54 PM	#1087
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, the Nazgul flew in to break up the fighting, and in so doing found the Ring. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-17-2005, 01:58 PM	#1088
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, the Nazgul began fighting. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-17-2005, 03:17 PM	#1089
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately after the Barrow-wight threatened to kick them off the forum he took the Ring to Sauron. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-17-2005, 04:25 PM	#1090
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,507	Fortunately, Sauron was so occupied playing Werewolf, he didn't even notice the Ring, and so it just sat there beside him. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-17-2005, 05:15 PM	#1091
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Unfortunately it was night, so Sauron got up to take a break and saw the ring there __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-17-2005, 08:46 PM	#1092
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,430	Fortunately . . . . . . Eru decided to change the fashions of the world again. So the Ring was suddenly transported to . . . Erebor? __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

08-17-2005, 09:46 PM	#1093
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately it was picked up by a psychopathic Troll. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-19-2005, 08:43 AM	#1094
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,661	Fortunately a bunch of phsychiatrists(sp?) came and locked him in a padded room. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

08-19-2005, 09:21 AM	#1095
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Unfortunately, the troll turned out to be a Balrog and burned the cell with his fiery sword! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-20-2005, 01:07 PM	#1096
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately an ice-spear maker killed the Balrog with his ice spears. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-20-2005, 01:31 PM	#1097
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, the ice spears all melted due to the Balrog's fiery heat before they could even touch him. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-20-2005, 01:40 PM	#1098
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, in the confusion, the Balrog dropped the ring and it rolled towards Frodo who happened to be there. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-21-2005, 05:20 AM	#1099
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,430	Unfortunately . . . . . . it was not really Frodo, but a disguised Gollum. He takes the Ring and puts it on. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

08-21-2005, 06:57 AM	#1100
WaynetheGoblin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: far far away Posts: 282	Fourtunately the place caugt fire cause of the balrog and the ring rolled to frodo. __________________ if your happy im happy if your sad im sad if you jump of a cliff i watch

08-21-2005, 10:09 AM	#1101
Orominuialwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Umbar, but before the corsairs took over. (Ave Maria University, FL, USA) Posts: 705	Unfortunately, because of the smoke from the fire, Frodo was not able to see the ring as it rolled towards him, so it went right past his left hand and stopped in a pile of dirt in the corner. __________________ Gone for lentSeeyou at Easter! (And on Sundays too, maybe.)

08-21-2005, 10:20 AM	#1102
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, the dirt was put in a bin, which was then carried away towards Mount Doom where they were now depositing the rubbish. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-21-2005, 10:30 AM	#1103
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Unfortuantely the went to Mt.Zoom by accident __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-21-2005, 11:00 AM	#1104
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, Mt. Zoom was what the Orcs had renamed Mount Doom to after they attached wheels to it. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-21-2005, 12:34 PM	#1105
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, everything suddenly got caught in THE TIME WARP OF DOOOOOOOM!!! __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-21-2005, 06:34 PM	#1106
WaynetheGoblin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: far far away Posts: 282	Fourtunatly it was so small nothing could fit in it. __________________ if your happy im happy if your sad im sad if you jump of a cliff i watch

08-21-2005, 08:51 PM	#1107
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately the Balrog was still at large. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-22-2005, 03:02 AM	#1108
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, the Balrog was distracted by chasing Mount Doom (or Zoom) __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 08-22-2005 at 11:18 AM.

08-22-2005, 06:56 AM	#1109
WaynetheGoblin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: far far away Posts: 282	Unfourtunatly the wheels came of and he caught mt.zoom or doom. __________________ if your happy im happy if your sad im sad if you jump of a cliff i watch

08-22-2005, 07:59 AM	#1110
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, the Balrog decided to drink the lava. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-22-2005, 10:56 AM	#1111
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,612	Unfortunately, he over indulged, there lying drunk and rather unconcious he rolled down the side of the volcano and had to start all over again. ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

08-22-2005, 07:00 PM	#1112
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately Frodo found the Ring. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-22-2005, 08:09 PM	#1113
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,430	Unfortunately . . . . . . it was not really Frodo, but a disguised Gollum. He takes the Ring and puts it on. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

08-22-2005, 09:20 PM	#1114
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Fortunately, it really wasn't the Ring it was a fake ring, planted by Frodo, he found in a Cracker Jack box. Frodo meanwhile has the real ring. __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-22-2005, 09:57 PM	#1115
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately Gollum throttled Frodo and took the Ring. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.