ME Palantir Network - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Arothir · 12-14-2003, 05:53 PM

Can you imagine if the Palantir Network (which is mentioned in my profile's location)could pick up anything. Imagine that. I'm sure Saruman got the urge to listen to the oldies on his Palantir when Sauron wasn't at home. This is open for what the characters would do if they had one of the Seven Stones. Just assume the Stones can pick up any kind of signal.

Nimrothiel · 12-15-2003, 04:43 PM

Pippin: "Okay, contact 'Pizza Hut...'

Sapphire_Flame · 12-16-2003, 02:12 PM

Anyone seen the One Ring To Rule Them All 2 flash cartoon? Remember what Sauron was looking at in the seeing stone there at the end?... [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] Think that would really apply to him?

Abedithon le,

~*~Aranel~*~

Iris Alantiel · 12-17-2003, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Pippin: "Okay, contact 'Pizza Hut...'

Great thinking, Nimrothiel! They could get the 'Hungry For The Quest' meal deal! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Hmmm, trying to imagine what they'd have to say about that . . .

Morai · 12-19-2003, 06:57 PM

I could see Gollum trying to reach the nearest fish-resturant/hatchery place:
"Yesssss...I want it rawwww...and wriggling. Hold the potatoesssss precioussss...."

Arothir · 12-19-2003, 08:07 PM

Gollum contacting BK: Listen, I've got a toy One Ring for your kids' meals.

Arothir · 12-19-2003, 08:08 PM

Gollum contacting BK: Listen, I've got a toy One Ring for your kids' meals.

Oroaranion · 12-23-2003, 03:02 PM

You never know...

Frodo and Sam/Sauron and Saruman having loving little conversations.

Or Aragorn ringing Arwen to tell her he will be late home because he is stuck in a battle!

Phervasaion · 12-23-2003, 03:38 PM

Or maybe Legolas contacting a beauty parlor to get more supplys of hair brushes and other beauty products.

Olorin_TLA · 12-24-2003, 08:52 AM

Mouth of Sauron: "Ok, sure, crush their hope. Gotcha. Teehee! No, you hang up! No! No, YOU hang up! Teeheehee! Argh! Gottogo, Gothmog's listening in! Byeeee!"

Eowyn_Wildfire · 12-25-2003, 06:17 PM

what is the One Ring To Rule Them All 2 flash cartoon do you have a link?

Beanamir of Gondor · 01-13-2004, 09:22 AM

Boromir calls John Travolta:
"Um hi, I just want to let you know that you've been replaced as the Disco King..."

SamwiseGamgee · 01-19-2004, 10:23 AM

Frodo sits down to his dinner. No sooner has he lifted his fork and knife than the palantir starts ringing: 'Oh, curses!' Answers palantir 'Hello?'
Voice at other end: 'Hello, is that a Mr Baggins? This is Susan from Tookville Double Glazing, can I ask you how old your house is?'

Morai · 01-19-2004, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Frodo sits down to his dinner. No sooner has he lifted his fork and knife than the palantir starts ringing: 'Oh, curses!' Answers palantir 'Hello?'
Voice at other end: 'Hello, is that a Mr Baggins? This is Susan from Tookville Double Glazing, can I ask you how old your house is?'

I can see the same scenario with Bilbo and the Sacksville Bagginses. Bilbo picks up the palantir only then to hear yelling and screaming from the other line. He then holds it away from his ear and slams it on the table. "Cursed In-laws, never giving me a moments peace!"

Arwen Evenstar · 01-19-2004, 03:57 PM

In The Two Towers, I always liked the chapter, "The Palantir". I always laugh when Sauron is expecting to see or talk to Saruman, and finds this little Hobbit. It`s kinda like getting the wrong number, isn`t it? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Kaiserin · 01-22-2004, 04:23 AM

Aragorn to Arwen: ...I've got to go now.
Arwen: I won't hang up until i hear you say it.
Aragorn: okay...I love you.
Arwen: I love you more.
Aragorn: No, I love you more.
Arwen: No, I love you more.
Aragorn: No, I love you more...

polices · 01-23-2004, 10:40 PM

I have one!

Gimli finds one and calls Galadriel. Galadriel looks into the mirror to see Gimli smiling at her. Then Gimli says "Would you like to come to my place for dinner.

Strange.......... [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Hama Of The Riddermark · 01-24-2004, 08:10 AM

What sauron really did after LotR...

The Perky Ent · 01-24-2004, 09:04 AM

Here's a link for that movie thingie: One ring to Rule them all 2

12-14-2003, 05:53 PM	#1
Arothir Wight Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: the Realm of Nargothrond beyond Narog Posts: 163	ME Palantir Network Can you imagine if the Palantir Network (which is mentioned in my profile's location)could pick up anything. Imagine that. I'm sure Saruman got the urge to listen to the oldies on his Palantir when Sauron wasn't at home. This is open for what the characters would do if they had one of the Seven Stones. Just assume the Stones can pick up any kind of signal. __________________ Then Felagund upon the head of Arothir set it: "Nephew mine, till I return this crown is thine."

12-15-2003, 04:43 PM	#2
Nimrothiel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Imladris Posts: 288	Pippin: "Okay, contact 'Pizza Hut...' __________________ "Walrus?! Will you quit makin' up imaginary animals?!!" ~ Sarge; Red vs. Blue

12-16-2003, 02:12 PM	#3
Sapphire_Flame Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The World That Never Was Posts: 1,312	Anyone seen the One Ring To Rule Them All 2 flash cartoon? Remember what Sauron was looking at in the seeing stone there at the end?... [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] Think that would really apply to him? Abedithon le, ~~Aranel~~ __________________ The Hitchhiking Ghost

12-19-2003, 06:57 PM	#5
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 747	I could see Gollum trying to reach the nearest fish-resturant/hatchery place: "Yesssss...I want it rawwww...and wriggling. Hold the potatoesssss precioussss...." __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

12-19-2003, 08:07 PM	#6
Arothir Wight Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: the Realm of Nargothrond beyond Narog Posts: 163	Gollum contacting BK: Listen, I've got a toy One Ring for your kids' meals. __________________ Then Felagund upon the head of Arothir set it: "Nephew mine, till I return this crown is thine."

12-19-2003, 08:08 PM	#7
Arothir Wight Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: the Realm of Nargothrond beyond Narog Posts: 163	Gollum contacting BK: Listen, I've got a toy One Ring for your kids' meals. __________________ Then Felagund upon the head of Arothir set it: "Nephew mine, till I return this crown is thine."

12-23-2003, 03:02 PM	#8
Oroaranion Haunting Spirit Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Dol Amroth Posts: 94	You never know... Frodo and Sam/Sauron and Saruman having loving little conversations. Or Aragorn ringing Arwen to tell her he will be late home because he is stuck in a battle! __________________ I go to my fathers. And even in their mighty company I shall not now be ashamed. I felled the black serpent. A grim morn, and a glad day, and a golden sunset!

12-23-2003, 03:38 PM	#9
Phervasaion Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: The wilderness of Middle-Earth Posts: 306	Or maybe Legolas contacting a beauty parlor to get more supplys of hair brushes and other beauty products. __________________ Phervasaion

12-24-2003, 08:52 AM	#10
Olorin_TLA Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Gardens of Lórien, Valinor. Posts: 420	Mouth of Sauron: "Ok, sure, crush their hope. Gotcha. Teehee! No, you hang up! No! No, YOU hang up! Teeheehee! Argh! Gottogo, Gothmog's listening in! Byeeee!" __________________ "For I am Olórin! And Olórin means me!" ELENDIL! - Join "Forth Tolkiengas!"

12-25-2003, 06:17 PM	#11
Eowyn_Wildfire Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: on my horse (I wish) Posts: 47	what is the One Ring To Rule Them All 2 flash cartoon do you have a link? __________________ I see in your eyes, the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come, when the courage of Men fails. And we forsake our friends, and break all bonds of fellowship but it is not this day. This day....we fight

01-13-2004, 09:22 AM	#12
Beanamir of Gondor Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: the Shadow Gallery Posts: 276	Boromir calls John Travolta: "Um hi, I just want to let you know that you've been replaced as the Disco King..." __________________ The answer to life is no longer 42. It's 4 8 15 16 23... 42. "I only lent you my body; you lent me your dream."

01-19-2004, 10:23 AM	#13
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	Frodo sits down to his dinner. No sooner has he lifted his fork and knife than the palantir starts ringing: 'Oh, curses!' Answers palantir 'Hello?' Voice at other end: 'Hello, is that a Mr Baggins? This is Susan from Tookville Double Glazing, can I ask you how old your house is?' __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

01-19-2004, 03:57 PM	#15
Arwen Evenstar Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 131	In The Two Towers, I always liked the chapter, "The Palantir". I always laugh when Sauron is expecting to see or talk to Saruman, and finds this little Hobbit. It`s kinda like getting the wrong number, isn`t it? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

01-22-2004, 04:23 AM	#16
Kaiserin Wight Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Cair Paravel Posts: 150	Aragorn to Arwen: ...I've got to go now. Arwen: I won't hang up until i hear you say it. Aragorn: okay...I love you. Arwen: I love you more. Aragorn: No, I love you more. Arwen: No, I love you more. Aragorn: No, I love you more... __________________ The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

01-23-2004, 10:40 PM	#17
polices Animated Skeleton Join Date: May 2003 Location: a little place called "Stuck in a pot" Posts: 48	I have one! Gimli finds one and calls Galadriel. Galadriel looks into the mirror to see Gimli smiling at her. Then Gimli says "Would you like to come to my place for dinner. Strange.......... [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] __________________ "The time of the elfs has ended."Elrond "It is also the end of the men..."ME! "It is the time of the... SUPER-ROBOTIC-FLYING-GENETICALLY-MODIFIED-SUPER-DARVES!"

01-24-2004, 08:10 AM	#18
Hama Of The Riddermark Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 282	What sauron really did after LotR...

01-24-2004, 09:04 AM	#19
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,332	Here's a link for that movie thingie: One ring to Rule them all 2 __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

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