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12-19-2018, 09:17 AM
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Regal Dwarven Shade
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold
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I can't believe somebody didn't say this already
Gandalf: And now for slide #387 of The Greatest Hits of Gandalf Uncloaking!
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04-13-2019, 08:35 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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- Gandalf, my country is in ruin. The armies are scattered, the treasuries are emptied, my people do not trust in me anymore. What should I do?
- Hang every nobleman and pain Meduseld blue. - But why blue? - I knew there would be no issues with the first proposal.
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"Surely you don’t disbelieve the prophecies, because you had a hand in bringing them about yourself?" - Gandalf She's Cobbling from beyond the DeadThread! That's next-level cobbling. ~hS, TIG CXV
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09-06-2019, 12:36 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Tottering about in the Wild
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Gandalf: "...and that's how I got past the Balrog on the 100th level in Moria. Now, on level 99 we duked it out with rocks..."
Theoden: :If I was still under Saruman's spell, I wouldn't have to listen to this.:
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09-20-2019, 07:05 AM
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Heaven's doorstep
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"See, Théoden, I had this dream once that I wore a silly helmet and could control metal."
 "Just a minute, folks. I want to sketch this scene for your tombs....er, for history."
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09-20-2019, 06:17 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
Posts: 9,064
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- Elrond, are Elves supposed to get a growth spurt when they reach a couple thousand years, or were you drinking the Ent-draught again?
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"Surely you don’t disbelieve the prophecies, because you had a hand in bringing them about yourself?" - Gandalf She's Cobbling from beyond the DeadThread! That's next-level cobbling. ~hS, TIG CXV
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11-07-2019, 02:49 AM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
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Don't mention the abomination
Much to the dismay of the Fellowship, and due to unfortunate incidents in the past, Elrond explained in no uncertain terms, that elvish hospitality did not extend to naked frolicking in public fountains.
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12-19-2019, 05:03 PM
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Regal Dwarven Shade
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold
Posts: 3,624
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Alright, we know that one of you is the culprit who ate all the cake.
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12-26-2019, 10:51 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,218
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Erestor: We've rounded up the usual suspects Elrond, can you point out which one stole your wallet?
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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01-07-2020, 03:16 PM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
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Is this allowed?
Hugo Weaving was very happy to announce that in order to "corner the market", he had managed to convince New Line and Peter Jackson to film Lord of the Rings as well as a porno parody silmutaniously using the same cast.
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03-23-2020, 02:38 PM
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Spectre of Capitalism
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Battling evil bureaucrats at Zeta Aquilae
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Scene from the new movie, "Honey, I Shrunk The Fellowship"
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The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. ~~ Marcus Aurelius |
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03-25-2020, 09:05 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
Posts: 1,612
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"No one leaves here alive until one of you lot confesses who took Priscilla on a joyride across the Bruinen."
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Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? |
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12-19-2020, 04:22 PM
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Regal Dwarven Shade
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold
Posts: 3,624
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Good Morning Class!
Welcome to Hair Weaving 401! This is the capstone course for this major and by the end of the course you are expected to be able to recreate the magificent weave I am currently sporting on the back of my head.
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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Normalizing "changing your opinion, when presented with new information" one post at a time. Fenris Penguin
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12-21-2020, 02:51 PM
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Regal Dwarven Shade
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold
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