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Old 04-20-2007, 09:14 AM   #4801
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Boromir88 is wading through the Dead Marshes.Boromir88 is wading through the Dead Marshes.Boromir88 is wading through the Dead Marshes.Boromir88 is wading through the Dead Marshes.Boromir88 is wading through the Dead Marshes.Boromir88 is wading through the Dead Marshes.
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unfortunately they loved the hotel and stables
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Old 04-24-2007, 10:23 AM   #4802
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Old 04-24-2007, 10:46 AM   #4803
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Old 04-24-2007, 12:38 PM   #4804
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Old 04-24-2007, 12:41 PM   #4805
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Unfortunately, it cost them 2 million gold coins, i was a rush season
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Old 04-24-2007, 12:53 PM   #4806
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Fortunately, a rich uncle died and donated 400 million gold coins to them.
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Old 04-24-2007, 02:36 PM   #4807
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Unfortunately, there was a special clause saying they would only get the money if they agree to donate 99% to charity
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Old 04-24-2007, 02:56 PM   #4808
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Old 04-25-2007, 01:06 AM   #4809
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Unfortunately, the charities went broke, including the ones protesting against running-jokes, and Were-Feanor, Johnny the Stinky Balrog and Uncloaked Gandalf came back to terrorrize the world.

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Do you think this thread could possibly get as big as Crazy Captions?! It's up to 4,800 or so posts already, CC took approximately 32 months to get to 4,800, and this has taken approx. 25. . . Boromir88, I'm thinking big here!

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Old 04-25-2007, 08:28 AM   #4810
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Fortunately, the world was ready for the comeback of those lovable characters


(too out last Crazy Captions, all we must do is wait till every LOTr picture is used on that thread, then victory is ours!)
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Old 04-25-2007, 10:08 AM   #4811
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Unfortunately, like all other comebacks, they failed to make strong ones...and Johnny the Stinky Balrog, Were-Feanor, and Gandalf ended up on the burnt out celebrity reality TV shows

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I think it was Hookbill that was talking about that a while ago, that this thread was going like Crazy Captions. I'm glad people enjoy participating .

Oh yes Gil, that won't take too much longer to happen...
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Old 04-25-2007, 12:52 PM   #4812
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Fortunately, they all went on the Maury Povich (or how that strange guy is called) and got famous.
Challenged by one of the problematic teen girls that was teking her clothes off, Gandalf uncloaked, and killed the audience.
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Old 04-25-2007, 01:17 PM   #4813
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Unfortunately, the audience only included 5 very mean people... that kick puppies...
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Old 04-26-2007, 09:15 AM   #4814
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Fortunately, Were-Feanor, Johnny the Stinky Balrog and Uncloaked Gandalf
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Old 04-27-2007, 04:42 AM   #4815
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Old 04-27-2007, 09:18 AM   #4816
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Fortunately, Willie Nelson had put "weed" not "wheat"
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Old 04-27-2007, 12:39 PM   #4817
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Old 04-27-2007, 02:21 PM   #4818
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Old 04-27-2007, 09:15 PM   #4819
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Unfortunately, he couldn't help but have a sniff, became addicted and blew 7 Billion American Dollars on drugs!
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Fortunately, the 7 Million Dollars went to Elrond, who gave it to a worth-while charity fund
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Old 04-28-2007, 05:51 AM   #4821
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Unfortunately, the worth-while charity was clearing the rubble out of Mordor...and in the ash and volcanic rock around Mount Doom they found ...the One Ring. (Apparently, it was actually made in Hong Kong!)
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Fortunately the charity (being a charity) decided to melt the Ring in the fires of Mount Doom so they could sell the gold and use the proceeds to create a foundation for the advancement of Hobbits without hair on their feet.
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Old 04-28-2007, 03:08 PM   #4825
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Old 04-28-2007, 07:02 PM   #4826
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Fortunately that's not very unfortunate.
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Old 04-28-2007, 07:05 PM   #4827
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Old 04-28-2007, 07:06 PM   #4828
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Fortunately Lommy hasn't told us HOW it became so very unfortunate.
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Unfortunately, she did but it was censored by the aliens living on top of the Mount Zoom.
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And release the dogs of war...

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The possibly traumatising and violent nature of what was censored was made openly public despite mourning victims, and was later defended by the aliens atop the mountain.
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Old 04-29-2007, 02:47 AM   #4832
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Unfortunately, everyone on Middle Earth decided that this was going to far from... Middle Earth, so they had a dance-off
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Unfortuantely, being a zombie, it was at the risk of losing his limbs
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Unfortunately, last years winner, Bizarro-Boromir, refused to give the crown up to Zombie-Boromir
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