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Old 11-04-2009, 09:10 PM   #6281
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Unfortunately, the lumberjacks girlfriends (hippie elves! )
no longer consider them butch.
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Old 11-05-2009, 09:01 PM   #6282
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Fortunately, they don't care, because they're elves.
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Old 11-05-2009, 09:42 PM   #6283
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Unfortunately The elf women decided go go out with Dwarf men who were far more butch

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Old 11-06-2009, 08:38 AM   #6284
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1420!

Fortunately the elf women had a great time because
when dwarf men let their hair down they really PAR-TAY!
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Roaring fires, malt beer, ripe meat off the bone!
(And of course there is that "dark" elf/dwarf progeny theory).
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Old 11-06-2009, 03:03 PM   #6285
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Unfortunately, the lumberjacks crashed the party.
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Old 11-06-2009, 05:52 PM   #6286
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Fortunately, the provided entertainment in the form of song.
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Old 11-06-2009, 05:58 PM   #6287
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Unfortunately, disgusted Mounties chased them into Mordor.
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Old 11-06-2009, 06:00 PM   #6288
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UNfortunately, instead of singing monty python, they sang "The Ballad of BIlbo Baggins" while impersonating Leonard Nimoy en masse.
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Old 11-06-2009, 06:02 PM   #6289
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Crossposted with Tuor!
FOrtunately, the mounties ran into a number of red-shirted landing-party security guards who were clearly in the script only to be killed off, so the lumberjacks had plenty of time to dress as orcs.
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Old 11-06-2009, 07:35 PM   #6290
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Unfortunately, they couldn't find any orc costumes.
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Old 11-06-2009, 10:02 PM   #6291
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Fortunately,, they had lots of mearas to ride
and found some Dennis Moore costumes.

(Lumberjacks ride off to Laketown singing)
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Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Galloping through the sward
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
And his horse Concorde
He steals from the rich
And gives to the poor
Mr. Moore, Mr. Moore, Mr. Moore.
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Old 11-07-2009, 05:21 PM   #6292
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Unfortunately, none of them could sing on key.
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Old 11-07-2009, 08:08 PM   #6293
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Fortunately, their elf girlfriends could and
formed an all elf-girl band: The Rivendell Rockers.
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Old 11-07-2009, 08:09 PM   #6294
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Unfortunately, The Rivendell Rockers soon began infighting and had to break up.
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Old 11-07-2009, 08:11 PM   #6295
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Fortunately Arawen, the lead singer, started a solo singing career
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Old 11-07-2009, 08:12 PM   #6296
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Unfortunately, the rest of the band sued her for stealing their songs.
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Old 11-07-2009, 08:14 PM   #6297
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Thumbs up

Fortunately She hired a dwarven lawyer, who as everyone knows, are the shrewdest lawyers.
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Old 11-07-2009, 08:16 PM   #6298
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Unfortunately, the rest of the band poisoned the lawyer so he couldn't come to court.
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Old 11-07-2009, 08:18 PM   #6299
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Fortunaely(sort of) the case was thrown out and the other band members arested for murder
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Old 11-07-2009, 08:21 PM   #6300
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Unfortunately, the band had not killed the dwarf, only temporarily poisoned him, so Arawen was arrested for overreacting.
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Old 11-07-2009, 08:30 PM   #6301
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Fortunately, Arwen got off on a technicality (her name was
misspelled) and led her reunited band on a triumphant gig
at post WotR Gondor: the famous We Are the Champions of the World
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Old 11-08-2009, 07:54 AM   #6302
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Unfortunately the venue was not ready when the Rivendell Rockers arrived.
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Old 11-08-2009, 09:38 AM   #6303
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1420!

Fortunately, they were able to perform to an SRO
audience at Gimli's newly renovated GCoAMH
Glittering Caves of Aglarond Music Hall.

(Due to the 1/2 million attendees numbers, and thanks to
GCoAMH's great acoustics, many of them actually enjoyed
the concert at nearby Grima Yasgur's farm).
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Old 11-08-2009, 06:49 PM   #6304
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Unfortunately, most of the audience slept through the concert.
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Old 11-09-2009, 07:05 AM   #6305
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Fortunately the guy who sold food at the concert made some money.
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Old 11-09-2009, 08:44 AM   #6306
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Unfortunately, they ran out of everything but broiled cram.
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Old 11-09-2009, 05:51 PM   #6307
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Fortunately, everyone loved it.
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Old 11-09-2009, 06:12 PM   #6308
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Unfortunately, Laketown merchants successfully
sued for copyright infringement of their popular brand (favored by
dwarf adventurers and extreme hikers) CRAM-IT!
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Old 11-26-2009, 10:51 AM   #6309
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Fortunately, the Laketown merchants had their case thrown out soon when it came up that Boromir had already put a patent on broiled cram.
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Old 11-26-2009, 02:36 PM   #6310
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Unfortunately it had expired.
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Old 11-26-2009, 07:45 PM   #6311
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Fortunately Boromir was dead already, so the dwarves were able to bribe the judge into looking the other way.
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Old 11-26-2009, 08:10 PM   #6312
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Unfortunately for the dwarves, Galadriel started up a
competing brand (Lembas +) which became especially popular
with halflings when two hobbits found that when eaten in excess
it made a powerful laxative.
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Fortunately the Lembas stimulated the Hobbit's economy and saved them from a credit failure.
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Unfortunately, it took business away from local Hobbit companies which fell into bankruptcy.
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Old 11-27-2009, 07:30 PM   #6315
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Fortunately, Fatty Bolger's company, Lembas LLC, bought
up the bankrupt companies with the financial backing of
his wealthy recluse silent partner Tom B.
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Unfortunately, all its members died of mysterious digestion-related problems.
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Fortunately they were turned into undead.
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Old 11-28-2009, 12:50 PM   #6318
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Unfortunately orcs found the undead to be delicious.
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Fortunately, the undead were able to feed the Lembas LLC to the Orcs, who also turned into undead.
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Unfortunately, this lead to "Undead-Off"s between orcs and humans.
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