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06-14-2012, 07:47 PM | #11 |
Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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Phact: the phantom takes the bite from the MacIntosh and looks out the Windows.
Phact: fool a man - shame on you. Fool a superior - well, just don't fool a superior. You can never fool the phantom. Phact: the phantom's second-favourite dish is roasted snake feet. His favourite is fried fish lungs. Phact: the phantom can defeat himself and win. Phact: the phantom once flew to the sun. How did he manage the temperature? He flew at night. Phact: Sauron has only 9 fingers because Isildur chopped one off. He only has 1 eye because... well, let's just say he had a staring contest with the phantom that did not go well for him. Phact: the phantom once gave Eru and the Ainur some hallucinogen drugs. The result was the creation of Ea. Phact: Tolkien invented the legendarium. the phantom invented Tolkien. Phact: Gandalf can make ring shapes out of smoke, but only the phantom, when smoking a pipe, can make Gandalf shapes. Phact: when Beren confronted him, Carcharoth snapped his jaws around his hand. When he came across the phantom, he tried to do the same trick. As a result Carcharoth suffered severe toothache for the next seven years and lost more than several teeth. Hmm. xed with some highs.
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