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Old 01-07-2007, 04:33 AM   #12121
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Old 01-07-2007, 08:45 AM   #12122
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Aragorn and his companions were prepared to see a horrifying creature emerge from the gates of Mordor, but "psychadelic Galadriel"* was more than they bargained for.

*riding the Flat Morgo-Yak, natch!
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Old 01-07-2007, 09:04 AM   #12123
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A resurrected Boromir doing a mad disco dance routine was not what the company expected in the way of enemy terror tactics.
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Old 01-08-2007, 12:22 AM   #12124
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legolas: whats that smell
gandalf: it smells like someone farted...
Eómer: i think im going to be sick....
gimli: frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
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Gandalf & Legolas squint into the sun & strain to make out what is in the distance. It looks like...could it be......but there's so much glare....yes - it's thousands of breakdancing orcs!

Gimli (with that knowing look he has in his eyes): "You knew that was coming."
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Old 01-08-2007, 05:53 AM   #12126
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It was kind of pathetic, but neither Gimli, Eomer, Legolas or Gandalf knew that they where being followed. . .
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Old 01-08-2007, 07:00 AM   #12127
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Gimli thought that if he perhaps smoked some of Aragorn's athelas he would be better prepared for battle...it unfortunately had a different effect
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Old 01-08-2007, 09:13 AM   #12128
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Old 01-08-2007, 09:40 AM   #12129
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Pippin was really unhappy about the group-photo that was taken before the battle at the Black Gate.
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Old 01-08-2007, 09:56 PM   #12130
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Pipe the Truth about elf ears...

Always the prankster, Gimli sprayed a little of the new Levitra cologne behind Legolas' ears before the battle.

Legolas: What the...?
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Old 01-09-2007, 03:41 AM   #12131
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Mouth of Sauron: What do you lot want?

Legolas: Yeah, I'll have, a chicken burger and small fries please.

Gimli: *Groan*

Legolas: Oh, and a Happy meal for Gimli.
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Old 01-09-2007, 09:23 AM   #12132
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Mouth of Sauron: What do you lot want?

Legolas: Yeah, I'll have, a chicken burger and small fries please.

Gimli: *Groan*

Legolas: Oh, and a Happy meal for Gimli.
Sorry for stealing the idea btw

But when they received their order Gimli noticed he had gotten the wrong toy...

Gimli: I told you I wanted Galadriel ! Now I have Elrond !
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Old 01-09-2007, 01:12 PM   #12133
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Eomer's ventriloquist dummies looked quite realistic apart from their gormless facial expressions
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Old 01-10-2007, 12:23 PM   #12134
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Legolas: I see someone dancing on top of the tower.....

Gandalf: It's SAAAAAARRRRRUUUUUMMMMMMAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 01-10-2007, 07:34 PM   #12135
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Both Legolas and Gimli regret the shield boarding stunt at Helm's Deep that ruined Gimli's shield.
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Old 01-10-2007, 07:46 PM   #12136
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Both Legolas and Gimli regret the shield boarding stunt at Helm's Deep that ruined Gimli's shield.
With a total and complete twisted mind, I must steal Bêthberry's caption...

Both Legolas and Gimli regret the dwarf-boarding stunt at Helm's Deep that ruined Gimli's face.
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Old 01-11-2007, 08:08 AM   #12137
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Try as they might, Gandalf & co. couldn't figure out a good way to approach the sun without the unwanted hazard of getting burned up.

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Old 01-11-2007, 10:05 AM   #12138
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Gimli wanted a rematch from Legolas after losing to him in Edoras in the movie, but he was defeated again...
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Old 01-11-2007, 10:29 AM   #12139
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Merry: Look what we got you for your Birthday, Frodo!

Pippin: It's a Ring of Power! I knew you'd love it!
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Old 01-11-2007, 10:57 AM   #12140
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Even though Frodo had wanted to see Bilbo, he was stuck for words when Bilbo appeared... out of nowhere!

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Merry tries to hold back laughter after placing a 'kill me' sign on Frodo's back.

Pippin: That's why the Black Riders were after us!
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Old 01-11-2007, 10:58 AM   #12141
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Old 01-11-2007, 01:47 PM   #12142
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Pippin liked it.

Merry was awed by it.

*The cardboard cut out was superb*
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A caption from the brand new reality show "Werewolf MMVII: Rumble in Rivendell", Weremerry and Werepippin have just located their next prey...
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Old 01-11-2007, 02:12 PM   #12144
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I had another idea:

Merry: Pippin, whatever you do, don't turn!
Frodo: ...Gimli...why are you naked?

Or another one:

Pippin: Hey guys, someone called today, said you're in trouble because of some strange thing called "filesharing"... Isn't that strange...?
Merry: Oh my Eru !
Frodo: ...
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Old 01-11-2007, 02:32 PM   #12145
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Frodo finally understands why everyone was snickering when he promised Elrond to check if the word "Gullible" was still written on the walls of Mordor on his way there.
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Pippin introduces Frodo and Merry to his new girlfriend, Snozzsnot the Ork-ess.
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Frodo: Break dancing... Wizards?

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Bilbo explodes after finding out that Frodo sold Bag End to the Sack-Vill Bagginses.
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Frodo suddenly finds out what he left behind in Rivendell.

"My pointy eeeeaaaaaar!!!!!!!!"
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A resurrected Boromir doing a mad disco dance routine was not what the company expected in the way of enemy terror tactics.
Boromir!

The Might's picture: You all know that feeling, when you get a school picture back & know you want a retake... That's how Gimli's feeling.

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Frodo's reaction to Pippin's Power Point on how to become ruler of Middle-Earth was not quite what he had hoped.
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Frodo: It's a bit breezy...uh oh!

Frodo suddenly realized that he indeed forgot to put his pants on and this wasn't a dream! Pippin can see the humor in the situation but Merry is simply disgusted.
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Thumbs up

When Merry and Pippin's practical jokes go too far...

Frodo: Why is Gandalf hanging upside down with his head in a bucket of sick?

Pippin:
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Pipe

Pippin: Frodo! You've just won £1 million-billion and loads of stuff!

Merry: But you only have three minutes to live!
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I'm not saying it!

Pippin's surprise at Frodo's bachelor party wasn't what quite the surprise expected...
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Face to face with a gigantic patch of mushrooms in Farmer Maggot's field - Frodo had to make a difficult choice.

Devilish Shoulder Angel (Pippin): "Good ahead & take them Frodo!"

Angelic Shoulder Angel (Merry, whispering out of the corner of his mouth): "No, Frodo - don't touch them!"



p.s. I like the way the backgrounds behind each "angel" are even dark & light, & the lighting on Frodo's face corresponds with the angel on that particular side
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Frodo and Merry react in disbelief when they first see the foamy lake that now surrounds Bag End.

Frodo, "Pip, I told you to 'make sure there's enough beer to tote'. What have you done?"

Pippen, "Beer to tote! I thought you said 'make sure there's enough beer in the moat'...I figured you were planning some sort of hobbit swimming party for your birthday!"
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The running gag we either hate or love...

Merry tries to impersonate the face of Frodo in the new pic!



Frodo: Sam what do you have in that envelope?

Sam: Shush, I've been hired as an undercover aid to Detective Lalwende. You can't tell anyone!

Frodo: Sure, but what's in the envelope?

Sam: The pictures she needs to pin that old wizard on charges of uncloaking!
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Pipe he IS left-handed...

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