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dragoneyes · 02-14-2003, 09:11 AM

Bekah, I didm't get into trouble, my dad's obviously a little more lenient than your parents. Plus it's half term, so I didn't have to get up very early. I still did though.

There's just one thing I have to add:
Frodo: Amazing!
Merry: What?
Frodo: I got right through Moria without a single cut or bruise!
Everyone else: Oh well done! Bravo! Jolly good show! *they applaud Frodo*
Frodo: *bows* Thankyou, thankyou!

Helkahothion · 02-17-2003, 04:00 AM

We just got out of Moria.

Ill continue.

The fellowship walks out of Moria and into the Golden wood.

Gimli:I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox. OH!
*They are surrounded by elves.*
Gimli:Well, here's one dwarf they won't ensnare so easely.
*Gimli charges the elves and cut's Haldir's head of.*
PJ: John, that was not suppesed to happen. Paste Haldir back together. He will be killed in the battle of Helm's deep.
pasted Haldir: What!? Tolkien never send me there!
PJ: Shut up Haldir. See this tag? It says producer/director. SO unless you shut up, your back scrapping the garbage for food again!
*Haldir mutteres about some services he did for the role and continues his speach.*

Ok that was [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] .

Greetings,

Anuion
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CHEVROLET KODIAK SPECIFICATIONS

Annunfuiniel · 02-18-2003, 01:52 AM

Poor Haldir! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
But the show must go on...

Gimli: It isn't safe here, let's go back!
Haldir: After that last one? In your dreams, babe! The Lady is expecting you so you'd better follow me. But before that we have to cover your eyes, dwarf.
Gimli: Noooooooooooo, not my eyes! *goes hysteric* I'm afraid of the dark!!
Everybody: [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
Aragorn: Dude, you live in a cave...
Gimli: Oh, sorry. All this has just been so stressing for me. *sniff*
Frodo: For YOU!! Get a grip, whiner!
G: Am not.
F: Are too.
G: Am not.
Haldir: WAIT! You make my head hurt.
Gimli: Oh, and I thought it was my axe.
Haldir: Haahaa, veeeeery funny. Now, your eyes...
*Merry has an idea - goes and whispers something to Aragorn who whispers it to Haldir*
Gimli: Hey, that ain't polite.
Aragorn: We were just thinking wouldn't it be nice to play some game while the night is still so young. What would you say about blindman's buff?
Gimli: Oh goody, want to be the first seeker!
Aragorn: Damnit, I wanted to be that. Well ok, you can be it, but only this once!

Here you are, hope you enjoy!
[img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] Next to meet the Lady...

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 02-18-2003, 05:08 PM

LOL! Great! I love them all. Unfortunately I'm sitting in the computer chair sneezing and blowing my nose constantly. I can't use my brain tonight. Durned cold...

dragoneyes · 02-18-2003, 06:11 PM

Why do you need a brain?

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 02-18-2003, 08:23 PM

Why, to make funnies of course! At least I do. Oi, I scared my dog when I was blowing my nose...that can't be good...
Oh wait! I've got one!
*The Fellowship stares in awe as the Lord and Lady of Lorien glide down the stairs*
Merry:*whispering to Pip* She's so graceful...
*Galadriel trips and falls headfirst down the stairs while Celeborn looks on in distaste*
Galadriel: GRR!! I thought I told Haldir to salt those stairs!!!
Celeborn: Now, dear, I thought I told you to stop wearing those stilettos. You know you can't walk in them!
*Galadriel lifts her skirt up a bit so the bright pink heels can be seen*
Galadriel: But they're so pretty...

Goldberry · 02-18-2003, 08:32 PM

lol good one Horse-Maiden! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Annunfuiniel · 02-20-2003, 02:07 AM

Let's see, how should we continue?
Maybe...*idea*

Celeborn: Where is Gandalf?
*Galadriel looking around not-so-sharp-eyed*
Frodo: Oh, it was terrible: Balrog came...a huge battle...Gandalf...there was nothing we could do to help him...*sob sob*
Pip: Gandalf? Yes, I remember how Aragorn and Borom...
Frodo: Fool of a Took!
Pip: Yeah, that reminds me of him too! Oh sweet memories...
Celeborn: Cut to the chase! Galadriel?
*quiet*
Celeborn: Galadriel!!
Galadriel: Umh? Hmmmff... What? I was thinking what to wear in that scene where I gently and oh-so-elvishly come down the stairs. What do you think, should I choose that silvery one? It has those nice sleeves which...
Haldir: *whispers* You should be doing that mind-reading and speaking thing.
Galadriel: Well yack, that's just disgusting! Mortals have so twisted minds.
Celeborn: *mutters* Says one with pink high-heels -obsession...
Frodo: You obviously have better and more important things in mind, Lady Galadriel, and we have nothing to hide so we may as well skip that part.
Galadriel: Oh goody, you're nice. Maybe I'll let you take a look in my mirror.
Frodo: And what will I see?
Galadriel: Well, quite a pretty face, curly hair...

That's it for tonight...or actually it's 10 a'clock in the morning here!

[img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 03-09-2003, 07:26 PM

Ha ha! I shall resurrect this thread.

Frodo: So Galadriel what will I REALLY see when i look in here?
Galadriel: I dunno. it changes from time to time. It costs money though.
Frodo: Aw, gee. I'm flat broke...
*Galadriel picks up Frodo by his feet and shakes him upside down, and about $100 falls out of his pockets.
Frodo: Heh heh...um, how much does it cost?
Galadriel: All you got.
Frodo: WHAT?!?
Galadriel: Cough it up, buster.
*Frodo grudgingly hands her the money*
Galadriel: Now look in the mirror. I wanna go back to bed.
*Frodo looks in the mirror, but he screams and falls on the ground rubbing his eyes and crying*
Galadriel: I know what it is you saw....no wait, actually i dont. What did you see?
Frodo: Horrid....Celeborn....dancing.....LEATHER!!!!
Galadriel: WHAT?!?!? *storms off upstairs muttering curses in elvish*

s'all.

dragoneyes · 03-12-2003, 05:52 PM

*The naxt morning the fellowship leave lorien in quite a hurry, Frodo avoiding Celeborn as much as possible. They are given boats and Aragorn immediately rushes to the bow of his and stares out forwards in his best heroic pose, sheilding his eyes from the suddenly blinding sun*
Sam: Aragorn, we've not even untied the boat. Speaking of untying, I need rope!
Random elf: Sure here have some. *hands Sam some rope*
Rope: *barks*
Sam: wow, it's almost magical
Elf: Almost magical? Are you dense? The rope just flippin barked!
Sam: I suppose elven magic is just too subtle for folk like me to notice it.
Rope: *barks in agreement*
Elf: Subtle? You call that subtle?
Sam: Why yes, it feels different to normal rope somehow, yet looks and acts the same as normal rope
Rope: *barks*
Elf: You call that normal?
Sam: Well no, not quite, it has a sort of Elven quality.
Elf: What? You must have some really weird rope where you come from!
Galadriel: Before you go! I have some gifts.
Fellowship: PRESENTS! *rush to Galadriel and line up*
Galadriel: To you Legolas, I give a bow.
Legolas: Wicked! *runs off to test out bow*
Galadriel: To you, Pippin, I give a belt and things.
Pippin: Excellent!
Galadriel: And you Merry, you get exactly the same.
Merry: Why does everyone do that? Oh, Pippin would like that, so Merry must like it too! *mumbles a bit more*
Galadriel: Aragorn, you get some stuff which isn't actually all that useful.
Aragorn: Wowee!
Galadriel: Brormir, here, a belt.
Boromir: Oh gee, a belt. I couldn't have got that anywhere in Gondor at all! No, of course not.
Galadriel: Sam, here, I present to you... a box of dirt.
Sam: Amazing!
Galadriel: Amazing? I thought that was the worst of the lot! Anyway, to you Frodo, I give you something which might possibly be useful. Here, I give you a glass jar.
Frodo: How is a glass jar useful?
Galadriel: I don't know, you could pawn it somewhere when you run out of money.
Frodo: But wait! It glows!
Galadriel: It glows? Damn! The fireflies got in it again!

Airehiriel · 04-21-2003, 08:47 AM

Welcome back Bekah!

Frodo: Gee, Galadriel, I think it's kind of cool.
Galadriel: Cool?! It wasn't supposed to be cool!
Frodo: But, Galadriel, I like it.
Galadriel: Oh, shut up, stupid Baggins.

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 04-21-2003, 07:22 PM

Frodo: *sniff sniff* Why is everyone so mean to me?!?!?

Murmurs from everyone:
...your hair is greasy...
...your eyes are too big...
...your feet smell...
...you act like a wuss...
...you make too weird of faces...

Bekah · 05-24-2003, 02:21 AM

And so the Fellowship got under way.

Here is what happened:

"I'm hungry." - Pippin.

"I'm bored." - Merry.

*Sam thought mutinous thoughts. "Come the revolution, I'll get my own back at that horrible little, whiny, stupid, weak hobbit who employs me." He then starts plotting.

*Frodo is silent, but he is obviously pained by the whining of the two younger hobbits.

"Shut up over there!" - Aragorn and Boromir in unison.

"My stomach is rumbling, Aragorn..." - Gimli.

"Look! Over there! The sign says: "Waterside Cafe" - stop, guys, please stop. We're all hungry..."

*The guys stop, and Lego-lass hops gracefully out of her boat, and starts running towards the aroma of food.

There they meet a well-known person. Arwen.

"Honey! What are you doing here..." says Aragorn.

****************************

I am tired, so I'm afraid my writing isn't up to scratch. Could somebody please continue?

02-14-2003, 09:11 AM	#81
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 743	Bekah, I didm't get into trouble, my dad's obviously a little more lenient than your parents. Plus it's half term, so I didn't have to get up very early. I still did though. There's just one thing I have to add: Frodo: Amazing! Merry: What? Frodo: I got right through Moria without a single cut or bruise! Everyone else: Oh well done! Bravo! Jolly good show! they applaud Frodo Frodo: bows Thankyou, thankyou! __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

02-17-2003, 04:00 AM	#82
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,038	We just got out of Moria. Ill continue. The fellowship walks out of Moria and into the Golden wood. Gimli:I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox. OH! They are surrounded by elves. Gimli:Well, here's one dwarf they won't ensnare so easely. Gimli charges the elves and cut's Haldir's head of. PJ: John, that was not suppesed to happen. Paste Haldir back together. He will be killed in the battle of Helm's deep. pasted Haldir: What!? Tolkien never send me there! PJ: Shut up Haldir. See this tag? It says producer/director. SO unless you shut up, your back scrapping the garbage for food again! Haldir mutteres about some services he did for the role and continues his speach. Ok that was [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] . Greetings, Anuion ________ CHEVROLET KODIAK SPECIFICATIONS Last edited by Helkahothion; 03-07-2011 at 02:38 AM.

02-18-2003, 01:52 AM	#83
Annunfuiniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Something close like Shire Posts: 773	Poor Haldir! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] But the show must go on... Gimli: It isn't safe here, let's go back! Haldir: After that last one? In your dreams, babe! The Lady is expecting you so you'd better follow me. But before that we have to cover your eyes, dwarf. Gimli: Noooooooooooo, not my eyes! goes hysteric I'm afraid of the dark!! Everybody: [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Aragorn: Dude, you live in a cave... Gimli: Oh, sorry. All this has just been so stressing for me. sniff Frodo: For YOU!! Get a grip, whiner! G: Am not. F: Are too. G: Am not. Haldir: WAIT! You make my head hurt. Gimli: Oh, and I thought it was my axe. Haldir: Haahaa, veeeeery funny. Now, your eyes... Merry has an idea - goes and whispers something to Aragorn who whispers it to Haldir Gimli: Hey, that ain't polite. Aragorn: We were just thinking wouldn't it be nice to play some game while the night is still so young. What would you say about blindman's buff? Gimli: Oh goody, want to be the first seeker! Aragorn: Damnit, I wanted to be that. Well ok, you can be it, but only this once! Here you are, hope you enjoy! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] Next to meet the Lady... __________________ Despair is only for those who see the end beyond all doubt.

02-18-2003, 05:08 PM	#84
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,198	LOL! Great! I love them all. Unfortunately I'm sitting in the computer chair sneezing and blowing my nose constantly. I can't use my brain tonight. Durned cold... __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

02-18-2003, 06:11 PM	#85
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 743	Why do you need a brain? __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

02-18-2003, 08:23 PM	#86
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,198	Why, to make funnies of course! At least I do. Oi, I scared my dog when I was blowing my nose...that can't be good... Oh wait! I've got one! The Fellowship stares in awe as the Lord and Lady of Lorien glide down the stairs Merry:whispering to Pip She's so graceful... Galadriel trips and falls headfirst down the stairs while Celeborn looks on in distaste Galadriel: GRR!! I thought I told Haldir to salt those stairs!!! Celeborn: Now, dear, I thought I told you to stop wearing those stilettos. You know you can't walk in them! Galadriel lifts her skirt up a bit so the bright pink heels can be seen Galadriel: But they're so pretty... __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

02-18-2003, 08:32 PM	#87
Goldberry Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Old Forest Posts: 338	lol good one Horse-Maiden! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein

02-20-2003, 02:07 AM	#88
Annunfuiniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Something close like Shire Posts: 773	Let's see, how should we continue? Maybe...idea Celeborn: Where is Gandalf? Galadriel looking around not-so-sharp-eyed Frodo: Oh, it was terrible: Balrog came...a huge battle...Gandalf...there was nothing we could do to help him...sob sob Pip: Gandalf? Yes, I remember how Aragorn and Borom... Frodo: Fool of a Took! Pip: Yeah, that reminds me of him too! Oh sweet memories... Celeborn: Cut to the chase! Galadriel? quiet Celeborn: Galadriel!! Galadriel: Umh? Hmmmff... What? I was thinking what to wear in that scene where I gently and oh-so-elvishly come down the stairs. What do you think, should I choose that silvery one? It has those nice sleeves which... Haldir: whispers You should be doing that mind-reading and speaking thing. Galadriel: Well yack, that's just disgusting! Mortals have so twisted minds. Celeborn: mutters Says one with pink high-heels -obsession... Frodo: You obviously have better and more important things in mind, Lady Galadriel, and we have nothing to hide so we may as well skip that part. Galadriel: Oh goody, you're nice. Maybe I'll let you take a look in my mirror. Frodo: And what will I see? Galadriel: Well, quite a pretty face, curly hair... That's it for tonight...or actually it's 10 a'clock in the morning here! [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Despair is only for those who see the end beyond all doubt.

03-09-2003, 07:26 PM	#89
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,198	Ha ha! I shall resurrect this thread. Frodo: So Galadriel what will I REALLY see when i look in here? Galadriel: I dunno. it changes from time to time. It costs money though. Frodo: Aw, gee. I'm flat broke... Galadriel picks up Frodo by his feet and shakes him upside down, and about $100 falls out of his pockets. Frodo: Heh heh...um, how much does it cost? Galadriel: All you got. Frodo: WHAT?!? Galadriel: Cough it up, buster. Frodo grudgingly hands her the money* Galadriel: Now look in the mirror. I wanna go back to bed. Frodo looks in the mirror, but he screams and falls on the ground rubbing his eyes and crying Galadriel: I know what it is you saw....no wait, actually i dont. What did you see? Frodo: Horrid....Celeborn....dancing.....LEATHER!!!! Galadriel: WHAT?!?!? storms off upstairs muttering curses in elvish s'all. __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

03-12-2003, 05:52 PM	#90
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 743	The naxt morning the fellowship leave lorien in quite a hurry, Frodo avoiding Celeborn as much as possible. They are given boats and Aragorn immediately rushes to the bow of his and stares out forwards in his best heroic pose, sheilding his eyes from the suddenly blinding sun Sam: Aragorn, we've not even untied the boat. Speaking of untying, I need rope! Random elf: Sure here have some. hands Sam some rope Rope: barks Sam: wow, it's almost magical Elf: Almost magical? Are you dense? The rope just flippin barked! Sam: I suppose elven magic is just too subtle for folk like me to notice it. Rope: barks in agreement Elf: Subtle? You call that subtle? Sam: Why yes, it feels different to normal rope somehow, yet looks and acts the same as normal rope Rope: barks Elf: You call that normal? Sam: Well no, not quite, it has a sort of Elven quality. Elf: What? You must have some really weird rope where you come from! Galadriel: Before you go! I have some gifts. Fellowship: PRESENTS! rush to Galadriel and line up Galadriel: To you Legolas, I give a bow. Legolas: Wicked! runs off to test out bow Galadriel: To you, Pippin, I give a belt and things. Pippin: Excellent! Galadriel: And you Merry, you get exactly the same. Merry: Why does everyone do that? Oh, Pippin would like that, so Merry must like it too! mumbles a bit more Galadriel: Aragorn, you get some stuff which isn't actually all that useful. Aragorn: Wowee! Galadriel: Brormir, here, a belt. Boromir: Oh gee, a belt. I couldn't have got that anywhere in Gondor at all! No, of course not. Galadriel: Sam, here, I present to you... a box of dirt. Sam: Amazing! Galadriel: Amazing? I thought that was the worst of the lot! Anyway, to you Frodo, I give you something which might possibly be useful. Here, I give you a glass jar. Frodo: How is a glass jar useful? Galadriel: I don't know, you could pawn it somewhere when you run out of money. Frodo: But wait! It glows! Galadriel: It glows? Damn! The fireflies got in it again! __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

04-21-2003, 08:47 AM	#91
Airehiriel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 470	Welcome back Bekah! Frodo: Gee, Galadriel, I think it's kind of cool. Galadriel: Cool?! It wasn't supposed to be cool! Frodo: But, Galadriel, I like it. Galadriel: Oh, shut up, stupid Baggins. __________________ Can you fathom the mysteries of God? Can you discover the limits of the Almighty? Job 11:7

04-21-2003, 07:22 PM	#92
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,198	Frodo: sniff sniff Why is everyone so mean to me?!?!? Murmurs from everyone: ...your hair is greasy... ...your eyes are too big... ...your feet smell... ...you act like a wuss... ...you make too weird of faces... __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

05-24-2003, 02:21 AM	#93
Bekah Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Several miles over the madness horizon and accelerating Posts: 431	And so the Fellowship got under way. Here is what happened: "I'm hungry." - Pippin. "I'm bored." - Merry. Sam thought mutinous thoughts. "Come the revolution, I'll get my own back at that horrible little, whiny, stupid, weak hobbit who employs me." He then starts plotting. Frodo is silent, but he is obviously pained by the whining of the two younger hobbits. "Shut up over there!" - Aragorn and Boromir in unison. "My stomach is rumbling, Aragorn..." - Gimli. "Look! Over there! The sign says: "Waterside Cafe" - stop, guys, please stop. We're all hungry..." The guys stop, and Lego-lass hops gracefully out of her boat, and starts running towards the aroma of food. There they meet a well-known person. Arwen. "Honey! What are you doing here..." says Aragorn. *************************** I am tired, so I'm afraid my writing isn't up to scratch. Could somebody please continue? __________________ Vocatus Atque Non Vocatus Deus Aderit ------------~~~~~~~~~~~~~------------ A laita Atar, ar Yondo, ar Ainasule. Ve nes i yessesse na sin, ar yeva tennoio. Nasie.