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Old 07-12-2004, 03:02 PM   #41
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Ok, I'm back, and I have some more.

~101 smilies that could be added to the smilie list.
~101 things you could talk about with another BDer in person.
~101 things you could do to Wormtounge after he's found out as evil.
~101 places you'd want to go in ME.
~101 things you'd like to do in ME.
~101 questions you'd want to ask in ME.
~101 reasons why there should be a actment (can't say reanactment, cause it never happened *don't kill me*) of LotR in your back yard.
~101 things to do with all the BDers in one place.
~101 reasons NOT to have all the BDers in one place.
~101 reasons to have all the Leggy lovers suddenly and misteriously disappear.

I promise I'll be back yet again.... Just gotta think of more.
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Old 07-12-2004, 07:06 PM   #42
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101 reasons there isn't a fire department in Minas Tirith
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Old 07-12-2004, 09:05 PM   #43
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~101 reasons why there should be a actment (can't say reanactment, cause it never happened *don't kill me*) of LotR in your back yard.
LotR...never...happened? BLASPHEMER!!! *burns One of the Nine on a stake*

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~ 101 proofs - or is it prooves? - LotR did happen.

~ 101 ways to cook Gandalf - by the trolls of Eriador.

~ 101 reasons I can't think of another thing to add to the "101 '101 things' Barrowdowners would create"
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Old 07-12-2004, 09:33 PM   #44
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101 reasons Nilpaurion Felagund cant think of another thing to add to the 101 '101 things that Barrowdowners would create' list...thing

does anyone else get confused by reading that sentence?
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Old 07-13-2004, 05:50 AM   #45
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101 ways to distract your siblings from reading your post-in-progress over your shoulder. (or anything over your shoulder for that matter...)
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Old 07-13-2004, 09:19 AM   #46
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101 reasons Nilpaurion Felagund cant think of another thing to add to the 101 '101 things that Barrowdowners would create' list...thing

does anyone else get confused by reading that sentence?
Yeah, kind of. Ok here's some more before someone else burns me at the stake.

~101 things you could do with a Hobbit.
~101 meals you could possibly bake with a Hobbit.
~101 you could tell the Hobbit after you've scared them off.
~101 ways to tell an orc he's stupid.
~101 ways to run away from the orc after you've said that it's stupid.
~101 ways to eat a stupid person that called you stupid- from an orc.
~101 ways to say "101 '101 things' a Barrowdowner would create"

That's all for now, and I actually have to go. But I'll be back yet again!
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Old 07-13-2004, 09:57 AM   #47
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- 101 ways to prove that Roggie, Bill, and Bob are all the same Balrog. They're just.. aliases. Yup.

- 101 ways to get out of taking dance lessons from said Balrog.

- 101 ways to get invited to the "Breakdancing - from the Bridge to the Mountain" party.
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Old 07-13-2004, 10:30 AM   #48
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101 reasons there isn't a fire department in Minas Tirith
Thats great, I love it!!!
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Old 07-13-2004, 05:03 PM   #49
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All of these are great! I've had much needed laughs from here.

~101 reasons why there should be a "Lord of the Rings for dummies" book.
~101 reasons why the "Lord of the Rings for dummies" book would not be a best seller.
~101 reasons why you would get a non-fan the "Lord of the Rings for dummies" book.
~101 reasons why, on getting "Lord of the Rings for dummies", would just throw it in your face and stalk off angrily.
~101 reasons why everyone should read Lord of the Rings.
~101 ways to get everyone to read Lord of the Rings.
~101 reasons why everyone would profusely resent your idea to have everyone read Lord of the Rings.
~101 reasons why Sauron should be poked in the eye.
~101 '101 ways to poke Sauron in the eye' lists that BDer's would create.
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Ok here's some more before someone else burns me at the stake.
Peace, One of the Nine!

But if you do say stuff like "LotR never happened"here, you're bound to get burned at the stake. Sorry, though.

Anywhen...

~ 101 things you never say to someone obsessed with LotR.

~ 101 things that would happen to you if said thing is said. Probably a dip at Mt. Doom would be included.

~ 101 things Gollum could have brought before taking a dip at Mt. Doom. Soap, or his rubber fissshie, maybe.
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Old 07-14-2004, 09:13 PM   #51
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'Yesss, preciousss, we likess the Macarena. But we lovesss the tang-- ooohhhhhhh nooo, precioussssss!'
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Old 07-15-2004, 09:40 AM   #52
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~101 reasons balrogs DO have wings

~101 reasons balrogs DON'T have wings
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Old 07-15-2004, 10:06 AM   #53
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~101 reasons balrogs DON'T have wings
LOL, that was priceless, Elannar!

101 ways to tell you're waaaay to preocupied with this subject (tons of reference books piled on your desk, searching forums for keywords 'balrog' and 'wings', diagrams and pictures of balrog body parts, watching compulsively the Moria scene and making a chart to determine its trajectory...).

101 books that rip off LOTR (hang on, they're possibly much more)
101 movies that will rip off LOTR
101 reasons these books/movies will be flops
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Old 07-15-2004, 11:24 AM   #54
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Some of these are just priceless guys, the fire department one especially.

101 Really Awesome Personal Titles

101 Ways to Recieve "Banned" as Your PT

101 Comments that Probably Should Have Been Made at The Coucil of Elrond (ie: "Wouldn't it be easier to have one of the Eagles drop it in?")

101 Derogatory Names For Orcs

101 Sparkly Things Floating Around Cartoon RotK Elrond's Head and What ARE They?

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Old 07-15-2004, 12:58 PM   #55
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~101 reasons balrogs DO have wings

~101 reasons balrogs DON'T have wings
Hey, I gotta remember those. Perfect for both sides!

~101 reasons BDer's should have their own computer so that they can stay on the BD's and not have to get off.

~101 reasons why non-fans would believe this to be a bad idea.

~101 reasons why those non-fans should be sent to the front lines of the good people's armies.
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Old 07-16-2004, 09:57 PM   #56
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Hi! I'm back!

~101 other icons for the Downs
~101 reasons why Aragorn hates baths
~101 reasons why Arwen likes a guy who hates baths
~101 reasons why Eowyn likes a guy who hates baths

I think I've been picking on poor Aragorn too much...I'll stop now.
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Old 07-18-2004, 03:22 AM   #57
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Hi! here are some of my crazy ideas..

101 ways to be an elf

101 ways to transport the ring instead of using a hobbit w/c is slower(smaller footsteps)

101 ways to distract sauron from seeking the ring

101 music RingWraiths prefer

101 reasons why Aragorn prefered Arwen instead of Eowyn

101 ways to skin a hobbit

101 ways to fashion foothair for hobbits
101 ways to fashion beard hair for gandalf, gimli and saruman

101 pick-up lines orcs could use

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101 things to love about Denethor (created by Meela)

101 things to hate about Wargs (created by Saucy)

101 things to love about Wargs (created by Eomer)

101 ways to sound like Gollum while clearing your throat ( )
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Old 07-19-2004, 12:02 PM   #59
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*clears throat... "gollum"...*

Erm... howsabout...

101 Elvish Hare Colors (brought to you by the Mirthies)

101 Ways to Discourage Off-Topic Postings (courtesy of the Mods)

Um... off to cosset my poor bruised and battered puppy dog again... stupid squirrel that made him run into the road in front of a truck...

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101 reasons why it's easy to infuriate another BDer
101 ways we can argue about the same thing
101 ways we all love the same thing but can't agree on anything
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101 reasons lots of people can't pronounce lots of LOTR words

101 reasons that bill ferny shoudn't eat apple pie
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Old 07-20-2004, 11:03 AM   #62
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~101 Elvish Squirrel Colours
~101 Elvish Cat Colours
~101 Elvish Dog Colours...

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To continue on my "What color is Legolas' hair" thread tangent:

101 Elven Fawn Colors
101 Names for Said Hares, Squirrels, and Fawns
101 Reasons Legolas' Hare may have once lived in Caer Bannog
101 Connexions Between Monty Python and LotR
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lol, I'm sure the Phantom or One Axe to Rule Them All would start that one for guys looking for nice girls .
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101 ways to let a Barrowdowner know that you are not interested. Posting random battle quotes seems like it would be effective.

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101 things we still want to know about Middle-earth.
101 reasons why we are glad Aragorn did not end up with Eowyn in the movies.
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Woo! So basically, a bit of an 'Aauuuuugh', at the back of the throat. Aauuugh. Or possibly 'Oooooooh', in surprise and alarm. Or maybe you mean sort of a 'aaaah'!
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another good way to try to sound like Gollum is to make a sound like you would if you were garggling water and say gollum. It helps if you have a cold..
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That's hobbit abuse, I'll have you know! On which note...

- 101 ways to prevent hobbit abuse

- 101 ways to punish hobbit abuse

- 101 ways (and more!) that hobbits have been abused.
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101 different ways to whack the telemarketers with your staff

101 different semi-polite names for the Sackville-Bagginses & all those other annoying relatives

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~ 101 reasons not to call any Barrowdowner "darling"...
-101 things to do to a Barrowdowner that calls you "darling."
-101 things we could all be doing right now
-101 consequences of not doing the above
-101 reasons why LOTR needed more female warriors
-101 reasons to tell if the fox is really a spy for a covert organizations. Example: look for a headset disguised as a collar.
-101 things to do with duct tape in Middle-earth
-101 ways to stop posting on this thread, a sort of self-help guide.
-101 things we need to know about the Halfelven mafia.

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Ha! That one could be a parody fan-fic or something. Which reminds me:

101 reasons most people should not write LotR fan-fictions.
101 of the worst Mary-Sues that fall in love with Legolas.
101 ways painful ways to kill Mary-Sues
101 fan-fics that are actually good out of the billions that exist
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Old 07-30-2004, 11:19 AM   #76
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Narya 101 101 101 101....

101 reasons why you should read LOTR under your desk in science class (or any class, really, take your pick)
101 ways to take up hard drive space with LOTR
101 ways to trick Aragorn into taking a bath
101 schemes to get nonfans intrested in LOTR
101 ways above schemes can and will blow up in your face
101 ways to sneak onto BD while you're supposed to be working/studying
101 uses for the One Ring in daily life
101 things Tom Bombadil might be, but we really aren't sure...
101 reasons why I should not make up any more "101 whatevers"
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Old 07-30-2004, 11:40 AM   #77
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101 reasons aragorn hates baths
101 reasons legalos never gets dirty
101 ways to grrom a beard by gimli
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Old 07-30-2004, 01:24 PM   #78
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~101 ways to majorly annoy Legolas (steal his shampoo, yell 'rubber arrows' every time he shoots at something...)
~101 ways to majorly annoy Aragorn (make him take a bath, hide his sword...)
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~101 reasons for the abundance of Mary Sues in LotR
~101 other things Sam could have in his backpack
~101 ways to kill the Nazgul (but unsuccesfully)
~101 tips for stalking in the Downs
~101 breakdancing steps for Balrogs
~101 reasons to celebrate being a Shade (or whatever)

Dancing ala Gollum, I guess?
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101 things Tom Bombadil might be, but we really aren't sure...
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There is one interesting theory you really should see.

Anywhen...
~ 101 ways to kill a dead orc.
~ 101 fancy ways to fall off a bridge.
~ 101 death-defying stunts - battling on top of Zirakzigil comes to mind.
~ 101 smart things to say when running out of ideas.

Ooh! I got one! I'm off to Valinor! Toodles.
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