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Old 04-14-2003, 02:47 AM   #321
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Hey hey! We could always do with more 'do the wave' avatars!
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Old 04-14-2003, 09:30 AM   #322
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Well, Oddwen, that was a good idea. Wish I had thought of that! Then perhaps we wouldn't have needed the intense competition. But, you've got to admit, it was pretty cool! I mean, when else would you have us spilling over into other threads and using our avatars and sigs to push for votes! That was pretty cool. Then we got everyone else looking around saying...wha??

Thank you everyone for your votes! And thanks to Oddwen, they can all be winners now!
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Old 04-14-2003, 12:49 PM   #323
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Hehehehe!!! These are SOOO funny!!!!! But poor old Gandalf!



“Hmm? Oh don’t worry about me. You see, now I’m into…”


“BREAKDANCING! Git down! Now let’s see Boromir top these moves.”


"Gandalf?!"


"And I thought the Elf was wierd."


"I hope I didn't just see what I think I saw."


"Frodo, what's he doing?"


"Do not meddle in the affairs of a wizard."


"Who wants to meddle with a wizard?"

TBC...
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Old 04-14-2003, 12:52 PM   #324
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Cont.


"Um, very amusing Gandalf. But I can still top you!"


"You got that right! Do the wave for the Disco King!"


Well, I hope this was kind of funny. It's my first try.
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Old 04-14-2003, 01:56 PM   #325
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All these are awesome! Go Gandalf the disco King/Istari! Lemme try one:


Oh, come Gandalf. You aren't seriously thinking that you're going to win!


I mean, I'm much more eligeble for a disco kind than you. Just check out all my mooooves!

*Music starts* Come one. Put your right hand forward.
Now git down!

Hmm... I'll have to think of something really good now.

Oh, I know!

You try snow-dancing Boromir!

Or try dancing round the fire!

To be continued...
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Old 04-14-2003, 02:04 PM   #326
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Oh no. He's right. I'm wrong. I'm cooked.


So long!


Oh come, you're not that big a chicken, are you Boromir?


WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?


I'm no chicken! Take that! GRRR!!!


On second thought, maybe I will stay in the contest!


Good luck! Now that everyone knows what a chicken you are, let's see who'll vote for you!


Hope that wasn't too bad!
Hehe!
Hope Gandalf wins! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

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Old 04-14-2003, 02:11 PM   #327
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1420!

That was wonderful Maya, but the contest is over. Gandalf already won something. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Old 04-14-2003, 02:20 PM   #328
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Quote:
Haldir-Disco King of the elves
Eowyn-Disco Queen of men
Boromir-Disco King of men
Gandalf-Disco King of Istari
Gollum-Disco King of Former Hobbits
Galadriel-Disco Queen of elves
Aragorn-Too bad, bud, sure you're the heir to the throne of Gondor, but try for Disco King next time when you're respectable. I.E., not a wimpy cad who abandones his birthright and kisses girls and then leaves...sorry I don't like him much.
See? And it's fair!
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Old 04-14-2003, 02:46 PM   #329
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Meh, I liked the first results better:

DO THE WAVE FOR BOROMIR THE DISCO KING!!!

DO THE WAVE FOR EOWYN THE DISCO QUEEN!!!

and...

DO THE WAVE FOR GOLLUM THE DISCO THING!!!

I give all the others honorable mentions, but that's it. Good job to all of you! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Old 04-14-2003, 04:08 PM   #330
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Yes, unfortunately Kittie voting is over. Here was my official post of the end. It's just on page 8.

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So Sorry!! Voting was extended a few more hours because I couldn't get on line last night. So Real Findorfin yours counts.
Don't forget Mornie, Aphrodel put up a Gollum scene. That counts as a vote. And before I totally close I am voting for Gollum.
Some of my counting yesterday and before may have been wrong. Today I have written down everyones name and vote so no one was repeated. I am counting 3 catagories here, don't worry if you didn't vote in one of them, I neglected to mention this, but felt it was necessary. Here's the winners! Drumroll please!

For Disco King:
Boromir 16 votes
Gandalf 5 votes
Aragorn 1 vote

Boromir is officially crowned Disco King!

For Disco Queen:
Eowyn receives 7 votes
Galadriel 2 votes

Eowyn is crowned the Disco Queen and stands beside Boromir.

For Disco not really sure if they are King or Queen:
Haldir gets 2 votes
Gollum gets 3 votes

Gollum is crowned not quite sure what gender Royalty!

So there we have it folks. Boromir, Eowyn and Gollum are our winners!!

Do the WAVE!!
And there you have it.

Firondoiel - I really enjoyed yours! Thanks for posting, and don't stop!
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Old 04-14-2003, 04:26 PM   #331
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Thanks Airehiriel! Here's another one.


"What is that?"


"What is what?"


"That."


"FANGIRLS!"


"I'm outta here!"


"Me too!"

TBC...
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Old 04-14-2003, 04:29 PM   #332
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Cont.


"Well, there's no reason for me to leave so I'll just sit here and watch."


"There he is! Look girls! It's Gimli!"



"AAAAAGGGHHHHHHH!!!"
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Old 04-14-2003, 05:05 PM   #333
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And the wierd thing is, I dreamed that! I mean, my dreams never make sense. (I was sick and probably hallucinating, though.)

Oh, how about this-
Gandalf the Wonder Istari.

Of course, those're all minor awards compared to the dividends brought from Disco Royalty! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Their fame is wordwide! (Or at least sitewide.) (Well, it is my sig on CoE now, but hey...)
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Old 04-14-2003, 06:27 PM   #334
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If I am allowed to put up a non-disco scene...which I hope we are after that contest. *wink*


Honey, you've got something in your teeth...


Where? There?


Mmphg hgmff fmmf mm?



Here, lay back...I'll get it for you. Hoo, I'm gonna need a big toothpick here...



Whoooo, your breath, honey! My eyes are watering! Do you ever brush?


It's not that bad, surely?


*hack* Must... *cough* stay... *pant breath* conciousssskgggllll.............


Aww, man not again! Elronds' gonna be ticked...
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Old 04-14-2003, 06:40 PM   #335
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lol oddwen! that was really funny! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Old 04-14-2003, 06:51 PM   #336
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Lol, yes it was funny!

Yes, i'm hoping that now since the contest is over, we can put up other scenes...?

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Old 04-14-2003, 08:08 PM   #337
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Elentari and Dragoneyes, I love your avatars!
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Old 04-15-2003, 11:52 AM   #338
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Of course we can put up non-disco scenes! There's no problem. I just feel a little depleted after that. Can't seem to find anything right now. But you guys go right ahead!
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Old 04-15-2003, 12:05 PM   #339
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Why thankyou luthien ^_^
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Old 04-15-2003, 12:59 PM   #340
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okay, I'll make another scene then. Just a little later. Glad to have the old freedom back, although the disco scene thingy was fun!
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Old 04-15-2003, 01:19 PM   #341
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You were allowed to make other scenes at any point, it was just that with the contest, everyone was more interested in that.
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I know, but it would kind of seem strange if I made an off-topic scene. It would be very random, and I don't like being random. Well, at least not on this forum. ARGH I'M GETTING OFF TOPIC AGAIN! HELP ME!!!! [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
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Okay, I've got one (inspired by my choir director...):

Yeah, you wouldn't believe it Eowyn. I was completely surrounded, only a few of my men still remained to help me defend the City...
Wow...What happened then?
*embarressed* Um, I got hit by a dart and passed out.
What?!?! You gotta be kidding me!
What?
Come on, that's pathetic.
I mean, I took out the Witch-King and I'm a fetching girl!

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Old 04-15-2003, 09:13 PM   #344
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Ah, another succesful battle. Now it's time to wash off all that grime.



Where's my conditioner?



Someone stole my condtioner!


All right, which one of you would stoop so low as to steal my beloved Clairol?



Do I appear as though I have perpetrated such a crime?



I can assure you it wasn't me.



Merry: Do you want to tell him, Pip?
Pippin: I think you should.



It's a totally organic experience..
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Soldier trying not to laugh: Are you meant to be, ha, fighting with us? I suppose itll be, ha ha, easier to kill them if theyre falling about with laughter.


Other soldier: Oh. And is pink this seasons black?
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Aragorn says laughing "You are going to WHAT?!!!"


"I really don't think that is a good idea."


"Oh wait say it again!!"



The soldier says rather annoyed,
"I SAID, I am going to FLY!"


They all start to laugh as they watch the soldier's helmets wings beat fiercly.
He slowly begins to lift of the ground.
He rises just above the tree top when Gimli turns to Legolas.



"Legolas, I dare you!"
The dwarf says laughing



Legolas replies laughing in hysterics, "Alright!"
The soldier hits the ground with a hard thud.



Every one bursts out in riotous laughter as he hits. The hobbits agree that it was great fun and Pippin turns to them all and says,
"Can we do it again?"

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Poor frilly-headed soldier... *starts cackling uproariously*
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lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol!!!!!!!!
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lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol!!!!!!!!
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Now Merriadoc and Perigrine, do not, I repeat DO NOT TOUCH!!! ANYTHING!!!

Who Us? We wont touch anything!!!

Gandalf turns and walks away.

What are you doing?!!

I said I wasnt going to touch anything, but this is an explosive, not an anything!!

Ready HERE IT GOES!!!!

Gandalf returns to the Shire after his short walk and to his dismay he sees the disaster.

Not my precious pipeweed!!!! You STOOPID FOOL OF A TOOK!!!!!
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Good one Yavanna!

Here goes another one.


Hey, Gollum, wanna play fetch?


You...wants to play with us?


Sure! I'll play. How about catch the fish?

*Tosses fish about 15 feet away into a rocky pool.*


Mmmm, fissshhhh!


Oi! Gollum! Yer supposed to bring it back!


Bring it back?! Stupid fat Hobbit, we wants to eat it!!


Fine! That's the last time I play fetch with you, Slinker!


Ohh! But what about this?! Can't we play with this?

Stupid, I know. I just haven't found any real inspiration yet.

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Now Legolas's conditioner has been stolen? Is there no safety for Elven hair-care products?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Of course not, Sapphire. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Ada, does this dress make me look fat?


Why no, why would you say such a thing?


Well, when I put it on today, it was a little stretched out. I guess I must be getting a little fatter.


That's absurd. Here, look at yourself. You haven't changed a bit.


But then, daddy, why is my dress all stretched out?


Awww, hmmm, *cough* I, uhhh *cough* don't...I have to go, Arwen.


Daddy! Daddy? Well, what in the world is wrong with him?

*By himself*


I guess I will have to find someone else's dresses to try on!
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Yeah, that was funny! LOL!
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Old 04-23-2003, 12:05 PM   #357
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On the heels of his Disco victory, Boromir was just beginning to realize how popular he was. He heard rumors of people randomly screaming out, "Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King!"

Now his victory was no small feat. He was up against Gandalf, who learned at the feet of the Balrog. AND he is dead. But really, what does that matter, considering we ARE on the Barrow Downs, and we're ALL dead here. So how fitting is it that our Disco King is dead, too?

Recently, I caught up with Boromir to talk with him about the contest. Here is how it went:

Me: Boromir! Hey, Boromir!


Hmm, what? Oh, yes? Can I help you?

Yes. I am from the Barrow Downs, you know, the place that just voted you Disco King. I was wondering if we could talk for a second.


Why, of course I know the Downs. I have so many loyal fans there. You know, I beat the robes off Gandalf.

Yes, I know. We ALL know.

B: Did you see my moves?

I did a little of this, and a little of...

YES! I saw your moves. They were great. You won, didn't you?


You bet I did! Hey, is that Rynoah still hangin' around? I think she has the hots for me.

Yeah, I think she does, can we please get back to...


Ya, know I really can't blame her. I am pretty good lookin. Do you think you could hook me up?

Hook you...! I'm trying to talk about the contest here!


Come on! Put in a good word for me! Please!!

Whatever...She will probably read this interview anyway...put in your own word!


Okay, uh...Rynoah, I was wondering if, uhhh...No, no I can't do it, I'm too shy.

Ohhh, please. Can we please get on with this?!

B: YES!

Okay, how did you manage this amazing victory, even though you are dead?


Well, you see, I may be dead, but I can still break it down! And I'm still good lookin.

Yeah, okay...we'll I think that will be all for now.

Thank you Boromir, the Disco King.

*Fading from a distance* B: But don't you want me to talk about my dancing? My secrets?

Uh, no thanks, I think we've heard enough.
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Old 04-23-2003, 12:20 PM   #358
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Just a slow day in the Shire...


I would like to propose that I have the biggest and bestest carrot in the world.


Oh really. Well I think I have the bestest and biggest head of lettuce.


Oh yeah?


Yeah, and I'll fight ya for it.


You're no match for me! I'll whip you AND your carrot.


Woah! Hey, you're fightin' dirty!


Hey! You broke my carrot!


Uh-oh! Better run!
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Old 04-23-2003, 12:21 PM   #359
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Just thought I'd spice things up around here!
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Old 04-23-2003, 12:22 PM   #360
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Haha! Thats funny. Boromir keeps on getting off-topic. Sorry, I find that very funny. I'm getting a bit carried away! Good job, Airehiriel! I want to do one too, but I don't have any ideas... oh well!
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