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Old 04-24-2003, 09:30 AM   #1
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Can you imagine if our beloved LOTR characters were real and alive, how popular they'd be? People would be constantly trying to get their autograph and steal the clothes off their backs. They'd also receive alot of fan mail.

See if you can come up with a really funny fan letter that would attrack their attention. Let's just hope this doesn't get out of hand.
Oh, and this has to nat be related to the actors as much as possible please and thank you. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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Old 04-24-2003, 10:58 AM   #2
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Gosh that's a tough thing to do, and not getting out of control too..... How about....

Dear Legolas,
My name is Arafangwen, I'm one of your biggest fans! I would be your biggest fan but my parents said that I'm not allowed to have another picture of you as long as I live because of how long I stare at them wishing I was just like you(in a feminen kinda way), or at least knew you in person. I'm curently in the procese of learning Quenya, is it just hard to learn, or is it just me? As for wishing to be you, (or any elven form in most respects) I've learned how to use a bow and am currently learning to fight with a sword(I find the bow more fun). How long did it take you to master the basics in those two areas? I should probably go now, you have so much other fanmail to read..... Well.... Please write me back!
Truly yours,
Arafangwen <>< [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Hope that wasn't to "over the top"! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] I've just now relized how hard it is to keep myself in line! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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Old 04-24-2003, 12:38 PM   #3
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Dear Aragorn,
Hows life at the top? My name's Leoni, and, by Eru, some of the things you've done are remarkable! They reach us even in Rivendell y'know. I was standing in the crowds when you came to Fornost, and you waved to me! Gee, it really made my day.
Give my regards to Arwen, and tell her the arsenic in the breakfast was ENTIRELY accidental..



BWAHAHAHHA!!! Not over the top...well...I never was on to follow the rules..

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Heh heh...
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Old 04-24-2003, 12:40 PM   #4
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Dear Eowyn,

I'm sure you hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan. Not only are you young and beautiful, but you're brave and know how to swing a sword. I think you are the perfect woman.

Needless to say, I'm madly in love with you. But I think you'd like me too, if you met me. I can ride a horse if that's important to you. I may not be a King or a Steward, but titles aren't everything. I play music, write poetry, play sports, and do a lot of other interesting things. Please, please, please marry me.

yours forever and ever,
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Old 04-24-2003, 03:04 PM   #5
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Thanx for giving me another idea phantom! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Dear Legolas,
I'm writing you again because I really want you to write back. Anyhow, I thought I'd tell you a little more about my self, as I told you I'm learning to weild a bow and sword. I don't belive that I told you that I ride horses on a regular basis and that I'm always wearing Elven clothes, I also dance if that counts for anything. Thanx for reading once again!
Truly yours,
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Was that to much? I'm having fun! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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Old 04-24-2003, 05:33 PM   #6
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Dear Boromir,

*lots of scribbles that go on for several pages*

Can you teach me to swordfight?

*more scribbles*

I really think you're the best in all Middle-Earth. You can't be beat.

*more scribbles*

Thanks for your time.

~Rynoah~
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Old 04-25-2003, 09:37 AM   #7
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Teehee.

Scariest fan mail to receive:
Dear Aragorn,
I want to bear your child.

Weirdest fan mail to receive:
Dear Legolas,
Will you send me a vile of your saliva?

Nicest one to receive:
Dear Gimli,
Stop drinking so much, it hurts me.
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Old 04-25-2003, 09:46 AM   #8
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Quote:
Dear Legolas,
Will you send me a vile of your saliva?
There was a bit of a stink about someone selling Paul McCaurtney's germs on eBay. But I digress....

Dear Faramir,

Éowyn doesn't love you;
I do! Ditch her and come to meeeeee!

Dear Éowyn,

We all know you don't love that Gondor captain. You can do so much better... like ME!


(Meanwhile, in some dark recess of the earth, two Grima Wormtongue sympathizers are having a jolly good time constructing other relationship-damaging fan letters....)
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Old 04-25-2003, 03:29 PM   #9
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Rhynoah! Your so evil! I told you it would be fun!
Quote:
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Will you send me a vile of your saliva
OK, even I'm not that bad..... yet....
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Old 04-26-2003, 09:18 PM   #10
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Dear Frodo:

I am your biggest fan. I love your eyes and the way your foot-hair curls. Why don't you ditch Sam and let me be your live-in caretaker/bodyguard/gardener? I am a better cook than Sam, and I've been told that my foot massages are the best. Besides, you wouldn't have to worry about all those nasty rumors with me. Just say the word, and I can be moved into Bag End within an hour.

Love & kisses,
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Old 04-26-2003, 09:52 PM   #11
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Quote:
Your so evil!
Flattery will get you nowhere. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Dear Frodo,

If you don't make a copy of this, you'll be sorry:

(written in cut-out magazine letters) "Gollum is the true hero of Middle-Earth. It was he who destroyed the Ring. Frodo Baggins only takes the credit because he's a glutton for popularity. And he also makes horses go mad."

Remember!

Ssssseven daysssssss:
~Gollum~
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