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Wight
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: the Realm of Nargothrond beyond Narog
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Can you imagine if the Palantir Network (which is mentioned in my profile's location)could pick up anything. Imagine that. I'm sure Saruman got the urge to listen to the oldies on his Palantir when Sauron wasn't at home. This is open for what the characters would do if they had one of the Seven Stones. Just assume the Stones can pick up any kind of signal.
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Imladris
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Pippin: "Okay, contact 'Pizza Hut...'
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: The World That Never Was
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Anyone seen the One Ring To Rule Them All 2 flash cartoon? Remember what Sauron was looking at in the seeing stone there at the end?... [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] Think that would really apply to him?
Abedithon le, ~*~Aranel~*~
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Valinor
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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I could see Gollum trying to reach the nearest fish-resturant/hatchery place:
"Yesssss...I want it rawwww...and wriggling. Hold the potatoesssss precioussss...."
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Wight
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: the Realm of Nargothrond beyond Narog
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Gollum contacting BK: Listen, I've got a toy One Ring for your kids' meals.
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Wight
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: the Realm of Nargothrond beyond Narog
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Gollum contacting BK: Listen, I've got a toy One Ring for your kids' meals.
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Then Felagund upon the head of Arothir set it: "Nephew mine, till I return this crown is thine." |
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Dol Amroth
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You never know...
Frodo and Sam/Sauron and Saruman having loving little conversations. Or Aragorn ringing Arwen to tell her he will be late home because he is stuck in a battle!
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The wilderness of Middle-Earth
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Or maybe Legolas contacting a beauty parlor to get more supplys of hair brushes and other beauty products.
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Gardens of Lórien, Valinor.
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Mouth of Sauron: "Ok, sure, crush their hope. Gotcha. Teehee! No, you hang up! No! No, YOU hang up! Teeheehee! Argh! Gottogo, Gothmog's listening in! Byeeee!"
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what is the One Ring To Rule Them All 2 flash cartoon do you have a link?
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: the Shadow Gallery
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Boromir calls John Travolta:
"Um hi, I just want to let you know that you've been replaced as the Disco King..."
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg
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Frodo sits down to his dinner. No sooner has he lifted his fork and knife than the palantir starts ringing: 'Oh, curses!' Answers palantir 'Hello?'
Voice at other end: 'Hello, is that a Mr Baggins? This is Susan from Tookville Double Glazing, can I ask you how old your house is?'
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In The Two Towers, I always liked the chapter, "The Palantir". I always laugh when Sauron is expecting to see or talk to Saruman, and finds this little Hobbit. It`s kinda like getting the wrong number, isn`t it? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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Wight
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Cair Paravel
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Aragorn to Arwen: ...I've got to go now.
Arwen: I won't hang up until i hear you say it. Aragorn: okay...I love you. Arwen: I love you more. Aragorn: No, I love you more. Arwen: No, I love you more. Aragorn: No, I love you more...
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I have one!
Gimli finds one and calls Galadriel. Galadriel looks into the mirror to see Gimli smiling at her. Then Gimli says "Would you like to come to my place for dinner. Strange.......... [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jan 2004
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What sauron really did after LotR...
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Here's a link for that movie thingie: One ring to Rule them all 2
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