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Old 07-28-2009, 05:48 PM   #6001
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Fortunately, these particular hobbits' regeneration powers allowed them to regrow their feet.
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Old 07-28-2009, 05:52 PM   #6002
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Fortunately, hobbits can hide better than Melkor can seek.
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Old 07-28-2009, 05:52 PM   #6003
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Unfortunately for Melkor, the new hobbit
feet proved adept at kicking around orcs and
bad valar.
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Old 07-28-2009, 05:55 PM   #6004
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Fortunately, Melkor's sick experiments were thwarted when Ulmo decided to flood his strongholds.
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Old 07-28-2009, 06:06 PM   #6005
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Unfortunately, Manwe got mad at Ulmo for doing all the work.
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Old 07-28-2009, 06:07 PM   #6006
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Fortunately, Ulmo didn't care, because Eru liked him more than Manwe.
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Old 07-28-2009, 06:07 PM   #6007
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Fortunately, Ulmo didn't care about Manwe's wrath, as soon as Manwe saw that Ulmo didn't care, Manwe got over it.
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Old 07-28-2009, 06:11 PM   #6008
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(Unfortunately, there was too much x-posting on this thread)
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Old 07-28-2009, 06:19 PM   #6009
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Fortunately the massive x-posting leads to a system overload which causes all of Arda to blow up and we return to the beginning...

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Old 07-28-2009, 06:21 PM   #6010
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Unfortunately, everything must happen the same way and Gimli wants to go after the fish that Gollum wants.
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Old 07-28-2009, 06:27 PM   #6011
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Fortunately, there is no hair/hare confusion this time.
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Old 07-28-2009, 06:30 PM   #6012
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Unfortunately, even though there is not confusion about hair/hare, there was a confusion about the rabbits.
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Old 07-28-2009, 06:41 PM   #6013
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Fortunately, a huge dragon appeared.
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Old 07-28-2009, 06:42 PM   #6014
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Unfortunately, the dragon ate the rabbits...
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Old 07-28-2009, 06:50 PM   #6015
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Fortunately, the rabbits were evil, so everyone was happy.
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Old 07-28-2009, 06:52 PM   #6016
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unfortuately the rabbits' evil souls gained possession of the dragon
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Old 07-28-2009, 07:14 PM   #6017
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Fortunately suddenly a red arrow entered the dragon's
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Old 07-29-2009, 05:38 AM   #6018
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Unfortunately, the souls meshed together into an even more monstrous beast.
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Old 07-29-2009, 07:25 AM   #6019
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Fortunately for Middle-earth Gollum was very hungry
and ate the monstrous (fish) beast.
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Old 07-29-2009, 08:00 AM   #6020
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Unfortunately, Gollum now grew in size and was possessed by the evil souls.
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Old 07-29-2009, 09:38 AM   #6021
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Valesse has just left Hobbiton.
Fortunately, the evil souls which now possessed Gollum noticed how it was their shortness which had made them so mean -- being laughed out all those years by the bigger, more hunky souls will do that to you!-- and they decided to change their after-lives for the better and do some good!
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Unfortunately, that was the moment someone decided to throw an apple at them.
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Old 07-29-2009, 11:32 AM   #6023
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Fortunately, Roac just happened to be flying by and got hit by the apple instead
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Old 07-29-2009, 11:44 AM   #6024
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Unfortunately the apple flew off and hit Beorn
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Old 07-29-2009, 12:19 PM   #6026
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Unfortunately, it bounced off Beorn and hit an angry Warg.
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Old 07-29-2009, 12:24 PM   #6027
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Fortunately Treebeard then caught the apple
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Unfortunately angry wargs never travel alone, in fact they like to travel in packs of 1,200
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Valesse has just left Hobbiton.
Fortunately, the other 1,199 wargs were busy doing 1,199 different things and did not notice the bouncing apple, nor the squishing of their friend until Treebeard was far away.

...Mind you it must have been 1,199 very involved things considering the time that must have elapsed.
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Unfortunately all those 1,199 different things had something to do with terrorizing hobbits
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Fortunately, they all caught a rare disease.
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Old 07-29-2009, 01:55 PM   #6032
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Unfortunately, they were able to purchase cures
from BIll Ferny's cutrate drug emporium:

"Come on down to Friendly Bill's.
Our Prices Are INSANE!"
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Fortunately the Arda Drug Administration raided Ferny's Fharmacy, because none of his drugs were ADA approved, and the wargs couldn't get their cure
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Unfortunately, the ADA failed to arrest Ferny, therefore, he set up shop once again.
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Fortunately, Ferny got attacked by rabid wargs.
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Old 07-29-2009, 04:00 PM   #6036
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Unfortunately for them, the wargs died after they bit
Bill Ferny (Bill, of course, was fine).
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Fortunately for the wargs, one warg lived and ran off to get the ADA to raid Bill's new shop.
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Unfortunately a mutated Orcish archer shot the ADA enforcer with a spiked arrow.
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Old 07-30-2009, 01:53 PM   #6039
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What's the "ADA"?
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Tuor, the Arda Drug Administration...completely made up a few posts back.
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