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Old 07-25-2006, 11:41 PM   #1
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Ask a stupid question

Well since things are a little slow(for now). I thought of a game for everyone to pass the time. This is a game where you ask a stupid LOTR related question and get a possibly stupider answer back. Okay? Here we go.....

First person: Why did Gollum where a loin cloth?

Second person: Loin cloths?! Why they are all the rage in the cave scene, of course.


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Why didn't Sam and Frodo just get an Eagle to ride to Mordor instead of walking all of that way?
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Old 07-25-2006, 11:50 PM   #2
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Q: Why didn't Sam and Frodo just get an Eagle to ride to Mordor instead of walking all of that way?


A: Because someone convinced them, that walking makes you grow.


If I get this right I go on with the next question?

Why was Boromir, named Boromir?
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Old 07-26-2006, 07:51 AM   #3
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Valier, I think it works like the "Be Careful What You Wish For..." thread. So you give a whacky answer and then give us a whacky question to give a whacky answer and so on so forth.

So here's my whacky answer!

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A: Because Denethor liked r's. Boromir, Faramir.



Q: Why did the Ents go to war?
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Old 07-26-2006, 09:38 AM   #4
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Q: Why did the Ents go to war?
A: To show off their new combat uniforms, of course!


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Bean, your question has got to be a little more lotr related than that. Only the answer can be that "far out" . I think that is what makes this game really funny and fun. It could be a question that you've always wanted to ask or just a silly question, but obviously one isn't going to get the answer that they are looking for. I probably should have named the thread "give a stupid answer" ahh well.

If you don't mind Bean I'll ask another question.

What do Lembas taste like?(always wondered that one myself)
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Q:What do Lembas taste like?(always wondered that one myself)

A: Like Turkey on Rye, of course!




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A: Because it had an affair on him with Bilbo!


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Q: Why did the Istari come to Middle-Earth?

A: Because after some research...they decided that they would much rather be stuck in the Middle with you.


Q:Why are Ents so slow?
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A: You would be to if you weren't supposed to be walkin' around and had to use your root system for legs

Q: Why is it that, though elves are so in-tuned with nature, that they have to buy wine of men?
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Q: Why is it that, though elves are so in-tuned with nature, that they have to buy wine of men?
A: Because they lost a drinking contest a long, long time ago...


Q: Why is Gandalf the Grey grey?
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A: Because all the lady Balrog's thought him sexy.


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Q: Why is Sauron's eye surrounded by fire? ( I have seriously been wondering about this one...)

A: Because of all the black smoke and ash The Eye has irritated eye.


Q: What really are the Mearas?
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A: It's ghetto slang for Mirrors ...duh!! lol

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Q: What were the birthday presents Bilbo gave his guests at the long-expected party?

A: Foot hair clippings....in every last one of them.


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A: Because they're jealous of the girls getting all the attention.


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A: Because he thinks it's a waste of his time.



Q: Why did the Fellowship travel down Anduin?


Questionf for Naria: Do we have to stick to LotR? Or can we ask Sil and Hobbit questions??
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Sure! Go for it ladies and gents Have questions coming from where ever just as long as Tolkien spearheaded them. So far so good all...keep up the fun!!
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A: Because his side of the bed was too lumpy.

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Q: Why did Morgoth go bad?

A: Because Eru gave Manwe a super cool GI Joe action figure, and all Morgoth got was a sissy pink bunny rabbit. And to prove his manliness he went into rebellion.

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A: No one, the name is a shortening of the popular cry "'Ere, you!"


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A: The halls of Aule so they can bug him and Yavanna to death.



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