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Hookbill the Goomba · 11-16-2005, 12:52 AM

Unfortunately, no one saw the sinister looking figure who stole everyone's wallets anyway.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 11-16-2005, 01:26 AM

. . . Eru intervened and corrected all this mishap. We're all back to the Ainulindalë.

Boromir88 · 11-16-2005, 05:31 AM

Unfortunately, Eru didn't have that power anymore, as he was arrested and being tried for Corporate Malfeasance. Morgoth took over Eru's job.

Eonwe · 11-16-2005, 06:36 AM

Fortunately. morgoth allowed teh stealing of wallets by a mysterious, cloaked figure, reportedly seen wearing suspicious yellow boots.

Glirdan · 11-16-2005, 09:00 PM

Unfortunately, it turned out to be Eru who was the one stealing the wallets.

Orominuialwen · 11-16-2005, 09:47 PM

Fortunately, he was really only borrowing them and gave them all back.

Ordimor · 11-16-2005, 09:49 PM

Unfortunately . . . . .
The wallets were made out of squirrel skins and lined with cheese. Upon seeing this, Eru - who we know is lactose intolerant - dropped the wallets in which were imprisoned the Army of the Dead. Now these guys, with dark sunglasses and bad attitudes, were on the loose!!!

The 1,000 Reader · 11-17-2005, 01:13 AM

Fortunately, The Witch-King and the other Nazgul had cooler shades and even worse attitudes. The Army of the Dead(along with their king) were locked up in the Houses of Lamentation within the hour.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 11-17-2005, 03:21 AM

Unfortunately, the one with the coolest shade and badest attitude was the Mûmakil of Doom, who appeard after having spendt ages hiding in dark places that I will not mention and all of The Nazgul was locked up in the Houses of Lamentation.

The 1,000 Reader · 11-17-2005, 02:10 PM

Fortunately, the bad grammar in the above post somehow killed the Mumak of Doom before he ever existed.

Boromir88 · 11-17-2005, 02:12 PM

Unfortunately, the good grammar in the above post, offset the bad grammar in the post before, so the Mumak of Doom wasn't killed after all.

Eonwe · 11-17-2005, 03:04 PM

Fortunately, it did cause his wicked sweet shades to shatter. this left a void in authority, cauzing anarchy to spread wildly throughout middle-earth.

Orominuialwen · 11-17-2005, 06:29 PM

Unfortunately, this anarchy was only temporary and order was soon restored by am army of giant pink rabbits. (Unfortunate because the rabbits were very evil.)

Glirdan · 11-17-2005, 09:08 PM

Fortunately, the Knights from Monty Python came and saved the day!! After one of them got his head bit off of course.

Valesse · 11-17-2005, 09:40 PM

Unfortunately while the Python-Knights were busy with this, some swallows made off with the Red Book of Westmarch. We are still trying to determine if the flock was African or European.

Ordimor · 11-17-2005, 10:22 PM

Fortunately . . . .
They were African Swallows - which we all know are non-migratory.

Gil-Galad · 11-17-2005, 10:27 PM

unfortunately the whole world was turned monty-pythonesuqe, and everything migrated, including coconuts

The 1,000 Reader · 11-18-2005, 12:35 AM

Fortunately, Eru made the world normal again with this story he wrote while he was drunk.

No such anguish had Shelob ever known, or dreamed of knowing, in all her long world of wickedness. Not the Lamest*Seat Filler of old Gondor, nor the most savage Werewolf entrapped, had ever thus endured her, or set Broken Hobo\'s Knife to her beloved flesh. A shudder went through her. Heaving up again, wrenching away from the pain, she bent her writhing Heart beneath her and Climbed backwards in a convulsive leap.
Sam had fallen to his knees by Frodo's Tounge, his senses reeling in the Ten stench, his 1.000000000000000000001*Liver still gripping the Cap of the Bottle. Through the mist before his eyes he was aware dimly of Frodo's Nose and stubbornly he fought to master himself and to Gayly himself out of the swoon that was upon him. Slowly he raised his head and saw her, only a few paces away, eyeing him, her Tail drabbling a spittle of venom, and a Gray*Dish-Washing Liquid trickling from below her wounded Lip. There she crouched, her shuddering belly splayed upon the ground, the great bows of her legs quivering, as she gathered herself for another spring-this time to Painted and Laughed to death: no little bite of poison to still the struggling of her meat; this time to Cryed and to Ran.
Even as Sam himself Drove, looking at her, seeing his death in her eyes, a thought came to him, as if some remote voice had spoken. and he fumbled in his Backpack with his left hand, and found what he sought: Nine and Firey and Wet it seemed to his touch in a phantom world of horror, the Nail Paint of Sauron.
'Sauron! ' he said faintly, and he heard voices far off but clear: the crying of the Vampires as they Jumped under the stars in the beloved shadows of the Valinor, and the music of Vampires as it came through his sleep in the Hall of Fire in the house of Ganondorf.

.........Keep in mind that Eru was drunk.

Gil-Galad · 11-18-2005, 05:25 PM

Unfortunately Eru threw-up over what he just wrote and it could never be read again so they recycled it into The Phantoms new Piano

The Elf-warrior · 11-18-2005, 07:23 PM

Fortunately Tolkien started from scratch again.

THE Ka · 11-18-2005, 08:13 PM

Unfortunately, someone stole his pen and made off with the cup of good tea...

~ Ka

Glirdan · 11-18-2005, 10:23 PM

Fortunately, the cup of good tea had poison in it.

Gil-Galad · 11-18-2005, 10:41 PM

Unfortunately he spilled it all over The Phantom's Piano...

Ordimor · 11-19-2005, 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gil-Galad

Unfortunately he spilled it all over The Phantom's Piano...

Fortunately . , . , .

This elixir transformed the Piano into Bagpipes made from the appendages of Shelob, Werewolf bladder, Swallow tongues & proper grammar.

Glirdan · 11-19-2005, 07:07 AM

Unfortunately, this meant the piano had a life of it's own and since it had all evil parts in it, it was evil and started attacking people.

Boromir88 · 11-19-2005, 09:39 AM

Fortunately it was squashed by the Giant Evil Flyswatter of death.

Ordimor · 11-20-2005, 01:52 AM

Unfortunately . ^ . * . & . @

Each individual piece respawned into an even more evil piano which only plays "The Entertainer" over and over and over ....

WaynetheGoblin · 11-20-2005, 07:38 AM

Fortunatly the pianos enoyed themselves and killed eachother.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-20-2005, 07:58 AM

Unfortunately, Gandalf arrived... with a cloak... but not for long.

Eonwe · 11-20-2005, 02:54 PM

Fortunately, the pianos started attacking gandalf, when he started to...well...uncloak...

Valesse · 11-20-2005, 03:56 PM

Unfortunately the pianos were ruthless and, seeing... (naha) as they don't have eyes were not effected: Gandalf's robes were completely destroyed.

Ordimor · 11-20-2005, 08:29 PM

Fortunately . . .

The black and white keys learned to co-exist in social harmony.

Glirdan · 11-20-2005, 08:54 PM

Unfortunately, other instruments *coughSAXANDCLARINETcough* came along and took the place of the piano. Everyone was getting sick and tired of it anyway.

Gil-Galad · 11-20-2005, 09:08 PM

Fortunately, to make it simple, a grand war began between the insturments, and the Piano's won

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-21-2005, 12:49 AM

Unfortunately, the pianos went on to try and destroy the world.

Valesse · 11-21-2005, 01:47 AM

Fortunately, in their attempt, there was at least some very lovely concertos composed.

Boromir88 · 11-21-2005, 05:46 AM

Unfortunately the instrument war of the parallel world mixed with the Battle of Pelennor Fields in the Middle-earth world and caused both worlds to destroy itself (aka...blow up).

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-21-2005, 10:10 AM

Fortunately, in the destruction of both worlds, a new world was created that was exactly like Middle Earth. And Gimli was still looking for something to eat.

Eonwe · 11-21-2005, 10:22 AM

Unfortunatley, Tulkas put him in a headlock.

ElentariGreenleaf · 11-22-2005, 10:56 AM

Fortunately an orc had just cut Gimli's head off, so he was no longer in a headlock.

11-16-2005, 12:52 AM	#2361
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Unfortunately, no one saw the sinister looking figure who stole everyone's wallets anyway. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-16-2005, 01:26 AM	#2362
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,430	Fortunately . . . . . . Eru intervened and corrected all this mishap. We're all back to the Ainulindalë. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

11-16-2005, 05:31 AM	#2363
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Unfortunately, Eru didn't have that power anymore, as he was arrested and being tried for Corporate Malfeasance. Morgoth took over Eru's job. __________________ Fenris Penguin

11-16-2005, 06:36 AM	#2364
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 728	Fortunately. morgoth allowed teh stealing of wallets by a mysterious, cloaked figure, reportedly seen wearing suspicious yellow boots. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

11-16-2005, 09:00 PM	#2365
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Unfortunately, it turned out to be Eru who was the one stealing the wallets. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

11-16-2005, 09:47 PM	#2366
Orominuialwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Umbar, but before the corsairs took over. (Ave Maria University, FL, USA) Posts: 705	Fortunately, he was really only borrowing them and gave them all back. __________________ Gone for lentSeeyou at Easter! (And on Sundays too, maybe.)

11-16-2005, 09:49 PM	#2367
Ordimor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: At the Double-Cross Ranch Posts: 74	Unfortunately . . . . . The wallets were made out of squirrel skins and lined with cheese. Upon seeing this, Eru - who we know is lactose intolerant - dropped the wallets in which were imprisoned the Army of the Dead. Now these guys, with dark sunglasses and bad attitudes, were on the loose!!! __________________ *** What would you attempt to do, if you knew you could not fail? ***

11-17-2005, 01:13 AM	#2368
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, The Witch-King and the other Nazgul had cooler shades and even worse attitudes. The Army of the Dead(along with their king) were locked up in the Houses of Lamentation within the hour. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

11-17-2005, 02:10 PM	#2370
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, the bad grammar in the above post somehow killed the Mumak of Doom before he ever existed. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

11-17-2005, 02:12 PM	#2371
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Unfortunately, the good grammar in the above post, offset the bad grammar in the post before, so the Mumak of Doom wasn't killed after all. __________________ Fenris Penguin

11-17-2005, 03:04 PM	#2372
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 728	Fortunately, it did cause his wicked sweet shades to shatter. this left a void in authority, cauzing anarchy to spread wildly throughout middle-earth. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

11-17-2005, 06:29 PM	#2373
Orominuialwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Umbar, but before the corsairs took over. (Ave Maria University, FL, USA) Posts: 705	Unfortunately, this anarchy was only temporary and order was soon restored by am army of giant pink rabbits. (Unfortunate because the rabbits were very evil.) __________________ Gone for lentSeeyou at Easter! (And on Sundays too, maybe.)

11-17-2005, 09:08 PM	#2374
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Fortunately, the Knights from Monty Python came and saved the day!! After one of them got his head bit off of course. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

11-17-2005, 09:40 PM	#2375
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 654	Unfortunately while the Python-Knights were busy with this, some swallows made off with the Red Book of Westmarch. We are still trying to determine if the flock was African or European. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

11-17-2005, 10:22 PM	#2376
Ordimor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: At the Double-Cross Ranch Posts: 74	Fortunately . . . . They were African Swallows - which we all know are non-migratory. __________________ *** What would you attempt to do, if you knew you could not fail? ***

11-17-2005, 10:27 PM	#2377
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	unfortunately the whole world was turned monty-pythonesuqe, and everything migrated, including coconuts __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

11-18-2005, 12:35 AM	#2378
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, Eru made the world normal again with this story he wrote while he was drunk. No such anguish had Shelob ever known, or dreamed of knowing, in all her long world of wickedness. Not the LamestSeat Filler of old Gondor, nor the most savage Werewolf entrapped, had ever thus endured her, or set Broken Hobo\'s Knife to her beloved flesh. A shudder went through her. Heaving up again, wrenching away from the pain, she bent her writhing Heart beneath her and Climbed backwards in a convulsive leap. Sam had fallen to his knees by Frodo's Tounge, his senses reeling in the Ten stench, his 1.000000000000000000001Liver still gripping the Cap of the Bottle. Through the mist before his eyes he was aware dimly of Frodo's Nose and stubbornly he fought to master himself and to Gayly himself out of the swoon that was upon him. Slowly he raised his head and saw her, only a few paces away, eyeing him, her Tail drabbling a spittle of venom, and a Gray*Dish-Washing Liquid trickling from below her wounded Lip. There she crouched, her shuddering belly splayed upon the ground, the great bows of her legs quivering, as she gathered herself for another spring-this time to Painted and Laughed to death: no little bite of poison to still the struggling of her meat; this time to Cryed and to Ran. Even as Sam himself Drove, looking at her, seeing his death in her eyes, a thought came to him, as if some remote voice had spoken. and he fumbled in his Backpack with his left hand, and found what he sought: Nine and Firey and Wet it seemed to his touch in a phantom world of horror, the Nail Paint of Sauron. 'Sauron! ' he said faintly, and he heard voices far off but clear: the crying of the Vampires as they Jumped under the stars in the beloved shadows of the Valinor, and the music of Vampires as it came through his sleep in the Hall of Fire in the house of Ganondorf. .........Keep in mind that Eru was drunk. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

11-18-2005, 05:25 PM	#2379
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Unfortunately Eru threw-up over what he just wrote and it could never be read again so they recycled it into The Phantoms new Piano __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

11-18-2005, 07:23 PM	#2380
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately Tolkien started from scratch again. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

11-18-2005, 08:13 PM	#2381
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,612	Unfortunately, someone stole his pen and made off with the cup of good tea... ~ Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

11-18-2005, 10:23 PM	#2382
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Fortunately, the cup of good tea had poison in it. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

11-18-2005, 10:41 PM	#2383
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Unfortunately he spilled it all over The Phantom's Piano... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

11-19-2005, 07:07 AM	#2385
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Unfortunately, this meant the piano had a life of it's own and since it had all evil parts in it, it was evil and started attacking people. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

11-19-2005, 09:39 AM	#2386
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Fortunately it was squashed by the Giant Evil Flyswatter of death. __________________ Fenris Penguin

11-20-2005, 01:52 AM	#2387
Ordimor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: At the Double-Cross Ranch Posts: 74	*Unfortunately . ^ . . & . @ Each individual piece respawned into an even more evil piano which only plays "The Entertainer" over and over and over .... __________________ * What would you attempt to do, if you knew you could not fail? ***

11-20-2005, 07:38 AM	#2388
WaynetheGoblin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: far far away Posts: 282	Fortunatly the pianos enoyed themselves and killed eachother. __________________ if your happy im happy if your sad im sad if you jump of a cliff i watch

11-20-2005, 07:58 AM	#2389
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Unfortunately, Gandalf arrived... with a cloak... but not for long. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-20-2005, 02:54 PM	#2390
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 728	Fortunately, the pianos started attacking gandalf, when he started to...well...uncloak... __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

11-20-2005, 03:56 PM	#2391
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 654	Unfortunately the pianos were ruthless and, seeing... (naha) as they don't have eyes were not effected: Gandalf's robes were completely destroyed. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

11-20-2005, 08:29 PM	#2392
Ordimor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: At the Double-Cross Ranch Posts: 74	Fortunately . . . The black and white keys learned to co-exist in social harmony. __________________ *** What would you attempt to do, if you knew you could not fail? ***

11-20-2005, 08:54 PM	#2393
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Unfortunately, other instruments coughSAXANDCLARINETcough came along and took the place of the piano. Everyone was getting sick and tired of it anyway. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

11-20-2005, 09:08 PM	#2394
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Fortunately, to make it simple, a grand war began between the insturments, and the Piano's won __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

11-21-2005, 12:49 AM	#2395
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Unfortunately, the pianos went on to try and destroy the world. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-21-2005, 01:47 AM	#2396
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 654	Fortunately, in their attempt, there was at least some very lovely concertos composed. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

11-21-2005, 05:46 AM	#2397
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Unfortunately the instrument war of the parallel world mixed with the Battle of Pelennor Fields in the Middle-earth world and caused both worlds to destroy itself (aka...blow up). __________________ Fenris Penguin