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Old 04-15-2006, 10:34 AM   #10361
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Since Gothmog was short-sighted, he had to bent down to Fingon when he asked:

"Hey, nice young lady, have you seen a pig running by a few minutes ago? It's rather important for me to find it. We've organised an after-party, and who has ever heard of a barbecue where there's no meat?"
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Old 04-15-2006, 01:15 PM   #10362
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Note - I'm (slightly) playing off of what TORE said earlier

Gothmog - I'm your father's sister's cousin's brother's roomate.

Fingon - Which makes us?

Gothmog - Absolutely nothing.
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Old 04-15-2006, 01:15 PM   #10363
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Fingon and Gothmog as teenage school girls!

Fingon: You aren't!
Gothmog: Yes I am!
Fingon: No you aren't!
Gothmog: I so totally am!
F: But you don't have wings!
G: Yes I do!
F: No you don't, I'm looking right at you!
G: Well then you don't have very good eyesight!
F: My eyesight is perfect!
G: Oh yeah, well how many fingers am I holding up?!
F: 2!
G: Wrong, 3! Haha, that proves I'm a balrog!
F: It does not!
G: It so totally does.

45 minutes later....

F: ya hun
G: un un
F: ya hun
G: un un
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Old 04-15-2006, 03:34 PM   #10364
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Fingon: "So this is the famous Gothmog? My lord, if my dog had a face like your's I'd shave it's butt and teach it to walk backwards!"

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Old 04-15-2006, 06:30 PM   #10365
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This would be Gollum's dream, him being the larger one and Sam being the smaller figure.

OR

There is a tale of Gothmog and Fingon,

Twas supposed to be the end of war

Between Black Enemy and Child

Yet the Children were betrayed

And so the Lord of Balrogs

Assulted the High King

But as the King looked into the chest of the balrog,

The face of Gh?n-buri-Gh?n appeared

And Fingon realized with terror the true lord of these monsters

Who was not Melkor, the Druath ?lairi


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I just noticed this. Save for Fingons cone and armor, this looks a lot like Gannon vs Link in Ocarina of Time. I always thought Gannondorf was a Balrog.
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Old 04-15-2006, 07:22 PM   #10366
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Fingon: "This is Sting! You've seen it before, haven't you, Gothmog?"
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Old 04-15-2006, 08:45 PM   #10367
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extended from above caption

....and this, infact was Ghan-buri-Ghan, stripped of his power to appear small, hairy, and gifted in girth.

Fingon: I knew it! your all serving.....Hitler!

Gothmog: Your crazy, we're more pure facist compared to Nazi socialists.

Fingon: Then what's with the arm thing? Huh?
Sauron

Sauron:Yes! The moment has come! I am te Lord of the-hey! "A Hobbit's Tale!?" PJ, did you change something again!? (tries to pick it up and throw it off-screen)
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Old 04-16-2006, 08:10 AM   #10368
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Sauron is pleased with the latest designs in personal body armour from his favourite courturier-blacksmith, Diesel, except he is darned if he is going to wear that blasted ring which His Ugly Nest of Vipers insisted be included in the design.
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Old 04-16-2006, 08:27 AM   #10369
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Sauron: Hurrah! Mount Zoom is back on the road! High five, Mouth!

OR yet!

Sauron's hand slowly grows and grows!
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Old 04-16-2006, 09:16 AM   #10370
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A month after the new advertising campaign appeared, and jewellers still wondered why shoppers were being put off...

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A Hobbit's Tale indeed... the tale of what happens when you buy cheap jewellery and you still haven't removed it after you begin to turn green.
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Old 04-16-2006, 09:35 AM   #10371
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Sauron's method of pick-pocketing wasn't exactly subtle.
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Old 04-16-2006, 02:07 PM   #10372
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Fingon hadn't learned that it wasn't a good idea to call a Balrog 'flat face'
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Old 04-16-2006, 02:25 PM   #10373
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Just thought I'd point out that Crazy captions has not only now past the 10,000 posts mark, but the 100,000 views mark!

Anyway...

Sauron pic...

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Old 04-16-2006, 07:26 PM   #10374
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Sauron tries to hypnotise(sp?) viewers into thinking that he is the good guy, a poor little man who lost his ring.

or

Sauron joins the cast of Hobbit's Tale(ME version of Sesame Street), to teach young children how to count to five.

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Old 04-17-2006, 09:10 AM   #10375
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A Hobbit's Tale?

The first sketches of the Hobbits were a bit too non-canon even for PJ.
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Old 04-17-2006, 09:32 AM   #10376
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Sauron: No autographs, please.

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Sauron: I'm blind! Where is my stick!
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Old 04-17-2006, 10:58 AM   #10377
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Old 04-17-2006, 11:17 AM   #10378
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Sauron: How many times do I have to move this stupid title?!

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Sauron was sick and tired of all this pointless debating. For Eru's sake; Balrogs do not have wings, and hobbits do not have TALES!!!
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Old 04-17-2006, 02:56 PM   #10379
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Handy thing this Ring

Do you think it looks better on this finger, or should I put it on my middle finger, Oh I do wish I'd made an ear-ring instead.
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Old 04-17-2006, 03:54 PM   #10380
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Even though it was a live shot, Sauron had to use his powers to move the apostrophe from after the 's' to where it is now. Silly PJ.
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Old 04-17-2006, 04:08 PM   #10381
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Sauron: "Now I have you!"

Isildur: "But...I've cut off your left arm."

Sauron: "It's just a flesh wound!"
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Old 04-18-2006, 05:21 AM   #10382
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Old 04-18-2006, 08:45 AM   #10383
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Boromir gets caught indulging in his one true love: knitting.

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Boromir: Of course not, Dad! Why would I be playing with your personalised firelighter? Hehe... *flick, swooosh*
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Old 04-18-2006, 09:12 AM   #10385
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The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee.
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.
Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible
To feeling as to sight? or art thou but
A dagger of the mind, a false creation,
Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?
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Old 04-18-2006, 09:18 AM   #10386
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Well, can't see the picture, but I'll try. This might be funny.

Boromir: "Let's see which is truly sharper, your tongue or my sword."

OR

Boromir: "I would cut of your head, if it was but a little higher off the ground."
Gimli: "Hey, I'm not short, I'm vertically challenged!"


*I look forward to seeing if these captions even make sense with the picture.
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Boromir regretted saying, "If you're the descendent of Isildur, I'll eat my sword!"
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Everyone just work on the basis I posted something really funny.

Edit - cheers Hookbill

OK, with apologies to The Black Adder's second incarnation.

How old wives's tales are formed.

Elboron's nanny: "You don't want to go thinking, Master Elboron, if you start thinking your hand will fall off"

Elboron: "How so Nursie?"

Elboron's nanny: " Well your Uncle Boromir, he thought it was a good idea to cut his fingernails with a broken sword, and his hand fell off..."
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Old 04-18-2006, 02:44 PM   #10397
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Well, Boromir threw me a curve when he mentioned Gimli. I thought he was in the picture also! So, yeah, my captions don't make perfect sense, but... Anyway, here's some more.


Boromir doesn't like it when people watch him file his fingernails.

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You know you've used too much hair gel when you break your sword trying to cut your hair.


P.S. Thanks Hookbill for getting the pic up.
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Old 04-18-2006, 02:50 PM   #10398
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Old 04-18-2006, 02:55 PM   #10399
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On Ebay it can be bought
There shall your money be taken
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If this warning I had not spoken
Then Doom will be near at hand
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Old 04-18-2006, 03:05 PM   #10400
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1420! Here, here! ... ... Hear what I have to say...

Boromir: Hmm... the blade isn't as fat as it once was... must be on a diet.

Aragorn: ... ... erm... ... yeah....

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Boromir heard he had to die at the hands of an ugly Uruk. He decides that slitting his wrists in Rivendel is much more preferable.
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