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Lalwendë · 04-18-2006, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

Bean: "Still Sharp!"... Wait... 'Still Sharp'? PJ, I'm not saying that.

PJ: Well, it's recorded now.

Bean: DAMN!

Inspired...

Viggo (off camera): "Ooh, be careful, it's Sharpe!"

Sean: "Oh, like I haven't heard that one before."

Morsul the Dark · 04-18-2006, 04:42 PM

Boromir: By Blood begun by blood undone!

Aragorn:Wrong movie dude....

The Only Real Estel · 04-18-2006, 04:58 PM

Boromir: "So these are the shards of Narsil? I can't believe it!"

Aragorn: "They are."

Boromir: "Do you swear?"

Aragorn: "Every damn day."

Boromir: "Uh...that's not exactly what I meant."

The Elf-warrior · 04-18-2006, 05:25 PM

Aragorn: "I am the rightful king of Gondor and Arnor."

Boromir: "Are you sure your shoulders don't need to be relieved of a swollen head?"

Morsul the Dark · 04-18-2006, 05:40 PM

Going off this older post

Since Morgoth was the new Disco King Boromir had only one option...suicide

The Only Real Estel · 04-18-2006, 06:26 PM

Elrond shops lordoftherings.net apparently...

Boromir: "This is your letter opener!!??"

THE Ka · 04-18-2006, 07:38 PM

Boromir discovers the joys of tempting museum artifacts...

Boromir: Seriously! I only breathed on it! And - and... Poof! I'm sure you guys can find another one!

Elven Guard: On Ebay? No, sorry that's the last one they had...

Boromir: So, there's no way epoxy is going to pass?

Elven Guard: With Elrond's OCD? Ha!

~ Aesthete

The Only Real Estel · 04-18-2006, 07:55 PM

It was Boromir, in the Library, with the Knife.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 04-18-2006, 08:33 PM

Boromir: Watch me. I'll chop these taters real quick.

Farael · 04-18-2006, 09:07 PM

Boromir, visiting the Golden Hall: What, you wouldn't part a rather young man of his toothpick, would you?

Nilpaurion Felagund · 04-18-2006, 11:23 PM

The rest of the Fellowship catch Boromir fantasising about conducting the Erebor symphony orchestra.

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-19-2006, 01:29 AM

Robbing the Rivendel museum

Boromir: What do you mean, "watch out for the alarms"?

OR

At the Council of Elrond:

Elrond: We cannot throw it into the sea.

Boromir: Why not use it against Sauron.

Elrond: Sorry, can't.

Boromir: Okay... why not Chop bits off and send them to Sauron with a ransom note?

mormegil · 04-19-2006, 05:32 AM

Boromir: Whatever do you mean that this is not a musical instrument?

Aragorn: It's also out of tune.

Boromir88 · 04-19-2006, 06:34 AM

Gandalf interrupts Boromir's cooking lessons...

Boromir: "And remember when dealing with sharp objects and cutting things wear soft mesh gloves or you will cut yourself."

Balin999 · 04-19-2006, 10:47 AM

Boromir: "So, this is Narsil? The famous sword? Come on, you wouldn't scare a hobbit with that one."

Aragorn: "Ever wondered why the voice in your dream said
'Seek for the sword that was broken' ? "

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-19-2006, 11:03 AM

Just when Boromir thought he'd killed that Nazgûl, it gets up again... and grows to an insane size!

Witch_Queen · 04-19-2006, 11:29 AM

Pippin stares at the curtain amazed......

Merry: See I told you there is NO Wizard behind this curtain.. ITs just.... (Whispers to Boromir) Who are you again???

Boromir: I am.. YOU KNOW WHO I AM.. I AM BOROMIR THE GREAT...

Pippin: (leaning over whispering to Merry) I think he's been smoking too much of the "good" weed....

Boromir: I heard that...

Pippin: So wizard can you grant our wish... We want to go home... and while your at it.. can we have some nice potatoes and carrots... (Pulls carrot out of back pocket) Mine sorta broke....

Boromir grabs carrot and starts chopping.....
Pippin screams bloody murder.....
Pippin: NO NOT FREDDIE..........

Lachwen · 04-19-2006, 12:17 PM

(In Aragorn's bedroom, early in the morning)

Aragorn: *yawn* Well, another day, another epic battle...BOROMIR WHAT THE HELL??

Boromir: Oh! Aragorn! I wasn't expecting you to wake! Um...I supposed you're wondering why I'm standing over you with a knife...

Aragorn: Indeed I am! And my knife at that!

Boromir: Well, uh...I was just, um, cleaning it! Yes. Cleaning it. 'Cause you got so much orc-blood on it during yesterday's battle...

Aragorn: I cleaned it myself last night.

Boromir: Oh! Yes, I see that now! Ha! Ha! Ha! How silly of me!

Maeggaladiel · 04-19-2006, 03:21 PM

Arwen: I don't care how badly you hurt your finger. I will NOT kiss it better.

Boromir: ..... dang.

ON THAT SAME NOTE:

Boromir would do just about anything to get a Batman band-aid.

The Only Real Estel · 04-19-2006, 03:50 PM

Boromir just realizes that his schwartz is, in fact, smaller than Aragorn's.

Gil-Galad · 04-19-2006, 04:11 PM

Boromir: if your really Aragorn then i could do this *stabs* and you will still be alive!

*aragorn dies*

Elrond: you idiot! what are you doing!

Boromir:uhh... your not Elrond, if you were i could do this! *stabs* and you will still be alive!

*Elrond dies*

Boromir: *looks around* uh oh spagettio...

Nilpaurion Felagund · 04-20-2006, 04:05 AM

Boromir: I love you, Arwen. See, I've carved your name in my hand!

Arwen: Eew. I don't like blood.

Kitanna · 04-20-2006, 07:21 AM

Oh to be caught with a weapon at school.

The Only Real Estel · 04-20-2006, 10:04 AM

Boromir: "Oh you don't think I'll do it huh? You don't think I'll touch the tip of the blade?"

Aragorn: "No, I don't think you will."

Boromir: "Oh yeah? Well watch this - I will! Here we go...watching? Make sure you're watching, I'm going to touch it, here we go...I'm about to touch it..."

Boromir88 · 04-20-2006, 11:26 AM

Boromir: So you want to show a new pic, huh? See if you want to after I break your sword...

(Frodo, Merry, Pippin running and they find Sam)

Merry: Here Sam take these!

Sam: Why?

Merry: Don't ask questions.

Pippin: Run!

Frodo: Bye Sam.

Farael · 04-20-2006, 11:32 AM

Sam fell for the oldest trick in history.

Merry: Hey Sam, look over thre!!! *takes the lettuice Sam was about to eat"

Mithalwen · 04-20-2006, 11:41 AM

For all his book learning, Frodo was not very quick on the uptake...

Morsul the Dark · 04-20-2006, 12:29 PM

Frodo:I think i left the stove on.....hmm..

All Others:Bagends on fire!!!!

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-20-2006, 12:31 PM

Frodo: Oh no!

Merry: What is it?

Frodo: Don't look now-

Everyone: *Looks*

Frodo: *Groan*

OR

Looks like Shelob has come back for Revenge!

Kitanna · 04-20-2006, 12:44 PM

Today, the Dwarves of the Lonely Mountain are going for the Full Monty.
Merry: Avert your eyes!

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 04-20-2006, 12:50 PM

The very reason why you should never leave the keys in your car.

Lachwen · 04-20-2006, 01:37 PM

Frodo: When Gandalf said to meet him in the cornfield to see Deep Throat, I thought he meant an informant...

Merry: OH GOD MY EYES.

mormegil · 04-20-2006, 01:40 PM

Merry: Oh NO! It's the Dark Lord Lettuceron come to get the one cabbage to rule them all!

Morsul the Dark · 04-20-2006, 01:50 PM

They say if you stand in the cornfeild midday and wait for a downwind you can still smell aragorn in the distance

Gurthang · 04-20-2006, 02:13 PM

The hobbits partake in a fly catching contest.

OR

Sam: *gasp!*
Merry: *gasp!*
Pippin: *gasp!*
Frodo: *sigh*
PJ: "Cut! What was that Elijah?!"
Elijah: "Oh, sorry, I just saw those daisies and they just looked so beautiful and soothing..."
Everyone:

OR

The hobbits practice matching pitch.

The Only Real Estel · 04-20-2006, 03:59 PM

Frodo, Pippin, & Sam spotted the Blackrider. Merry spotted the blonde.

mormegil · 04-20-2006, 04:32 PM

'PJ Uncloaked', caused the desired effect of horror on the 3 but simply made Elijah ill.

THE Ka · 04-20-2006, 10:03 PM

Oktoberfest had come, and yet again, Sam locked the holy hobbit grails of such nectar in the car...

Merry: Gah! How could you?

Pippin: Saaaam! Nooo! We need those the most!

Frodo: When did we get a volvo?

~ Aesthete

Gurthang · 04-21-2006, 01:34 AM

Cabbages: 5 gold
Carrots: 2 gold
Potatoes: 3 gold
Actually buying your vegetables and still getting chased away by Farmer Maggot: Priceless

There are some things gold can't buy, for everything else, there's MallornCard.

Holbytlass · 04-21-2006, 05:35 AM

Merry: AAAAHHHH!! It's Dick Cheney!

Frodo: We're sitting ducks.

04-18-2006, 04:42 PM	#10402
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,502	Boromir: By Blood begun by blood undone! Aragorn:Wrong movie dude.... __________________ Morsul the Resurrected Last edited by Morsul the Dark; 04-18-2006 at 05:01 PM.

04-18-2006, 04:58 PM	#10403
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	Kudos to whoever guesses what movie this is inspired by... Boromir: "So these are the shards of Narsil? I can't believe it!" Aragorn: "They are." Boromir: "Do you swear?" Aragorn: "Every damn day." Boromir: "Uh...that's not exactly what I meant."

04-18-2006, 05:25 PM	#10404
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Aragorn: "I am the rightful king of Gondor and Arnor." Boromir: "Are you sure your shoulders don't need to be relieved of a swollen head?" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

04-18-2006, 05:40 PM	#10405
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,502	Going off this older post Since Morgoth was the new Disco King Boromir had only one option...suicide __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

04-18-2006, 07:38 PM	#10407
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,612	Boromir discovers the joys of tempting museum artifacts... Boromir: Seriously! I only breathed on it! And - and... Poof! I'm sure you guys can find another one! Elven Guard: On Ebay? No, sorry that's the last one they had... Boromir: So, there's no way epoxy is going to pass? Elven Guard: With Elrond's OCD? Ha! ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

04-18-2006, 06:26 PM	#10406
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	Elrond shops lordoftherings.net apparently... Boromir: "This is your letter opener!!??"

04-18-2006, 07:55 PM	#10408
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	got a Clue? It was Boromir, in the Library, with the Knife.

04-18-2006, 08:33 PM	#10409
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,430	Iron Chef. Boromir: Watch me. I'll chop these taters real quick. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

04-18-2006, 09:07 PM	#10410
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,549	Boromir, visiting the Golden Hall: What, you wouldn't part a rather young man of his toothpick, would you? __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

04-18-2006, 11:23 PM	#10411
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,430	This is embarrassing . . . The rest of the Fellowship catch Boromir fantasising about conducting the Erebor symphony orchestra. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

04-19-2006, 01:29 AM	#10412
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Robbing the Rivendel museum Boromir: What do you mean, "watch out for the alarms"? OR At the Council of Elrond: Elrond: We cannot throw it into the sea. Boromir: Why not use it against Sauron. Elrond: Sorry, can't. Boromir: Okay... why not Chop bits off and send them to Sauron with a ransom note? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-19-2006, 05:32 AM	#10413
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	Boromir: Whatever do you mean that this is not a musical instrument? Aragorn: It's also out of tune. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

04-19-2006, 06:34 AM	#10414
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Gandalf interrupts Boromir's cooking lessons... Boromir: "And remember when dealing with sharp objects and cutting things wear soft mesh gloves or you will cut yourself." __________________ Fenris Penguin

04-19-2006, 10:47 AM	#10415
Balin999 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2000 Location: East of the Sun, West of the Moon Posts: 521	Boromir: "So, this is Narsil? The famous sword? Come on, you wouldn't scare a hobbit with that one." Aragorn: "Ever wondered why the voice in your dream said 'Seek for the sword that was broken' ? " __________________ ...Nichts ist gelber als Gelb selber... ...The opposite of courage in our society is not cowardice, but conformity... ...Everything is possible, except to ski through a revolving door...

04-19-2006, 11:03 AM	#10416
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Just when Boromir thought he'd killed that Nazgûl, it gets up again... and grows to an insane size! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-19-2006, 11:29 AM	#10417
Witch_Queen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pandora's box... "LET ME OUT OF HERE!" Posts: 344	Pippin stares at the curtain amazed...... Merry: See I told you there is NO Wizard behind this curtain.. ITs just.... (Whispers to Boromir) Who are you again??? Boromir: I am.. YOU KNOW WHO I AM.. I AM BOROMIR THE GREAT... Pippin: (leaning over whispering to Merry) I think he's been smoking too much of the "good" weed.... Boromir: I heard that... Pippin: So wizard can you grant our wish... We want to go home... and while your at it.. can we have some nice potatoes and carrots... (Pulls carrot out of back pocket) Mine sorta broke.... Boromir grabs carrot and starts chopping..... Pippin screams bloody murder..... Pippin: NO NOT FREDDIE.......... __________________ And when this life is over... and I stand before the God... I'll dream I'm back here standing in my nowhere land of Oz.....

04-19-2006, 12:17 PM	#10418
Lachwen Wight Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Greenwood the Great. Posts: 115	(In Aragorn's bedroom, early in the morning) Aragorn: yawn Well, another day, another epic battle...BOROMIR WHAT THE HELL?? Boromir: Oh! Aragorn! I wasn't expecting you to wake! Um...I supposed you're wondering why I'm standing over you with a knife... Aragorn: Indeed I am! And my knife at that! Boromir: Well, uh...I was just, um, cleaning it! Yes. Cleaning it. 'Cause you got so much orc-blood on it during yesterday's battle... Aragorn: I cleaned it myself last night. Boromir: Oh! Yes, I see that now! Ha! Ha! Ha! How silly of me! __________________ "'...Home is the sailor, home from the sea, And the hunter home from the hill.'"

04-19-2006, 03:21 PM	#10419
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 512	Arwen: I don't care how badly you hurt your finger. I will NOT kiss it better. Boromir: ..... dang. ON THAT SAME NOTE: Boromir would do just about anything to get a Batman band-aid. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

04-19-2006, 03:50 PM	#10420
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	Boromir just realizes that his schwartz is, in fact, smaller than Aragorn's.

04-19-2006, 04:11 PM	#10421
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Boromir: if your really Aragorn then i could do this stabs and you will still be alive! aragorn dies Elrond: you idiot! what are you doing! Boromir:uhh... your not Elrond, if you were i could do this! stabs and you will still be alive! Elrond dies Boromir: looks around uh oh spagettio... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed. Last edited by Gil-Galad; 04-19-2006 at 04:14 PM.

04-20-2006, 04:05 AM	#10422
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,430	Infatuation. Boromir: I love you, Arwen. See, I've carved your name in my hand! Arwen: Eew. I don't like blood. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

04-20-2006, 07:21 AM	#10423
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,390	Oh to be caught with a weapon at school. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

04-20-2006, 10:04 AM	#10424
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	Boromir: "Oh you don't think I'll do it huh? You don't think I'll touch the tip of the blade?" Aragorn: "No, I don't think you will." Boromir: "Oh yeah? Well watch this - I will! Here we go...watching? Make sure you're watching, I'm going to touch it, here we go...I'm about to touch it..."

04-20-2006, 11:26 AM	#10425
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Boromir: So you want to show a new pic, huh? See if you want to after I break your sword... (Frodo, Merry, Pippin running and they find Sam) Merry: Here Sam take these! Sam: Why? Merry: Don't ask questions. Pippin: Run! Frodo: Bye Sam. __________________ Fenris Penguin

04-20-2006, 11:32 AM	#10426
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,549	Sam fell for the oldest trick in history. Merry: Hey Sam, look over thre!!! takes the lettuice Sam was about to eat" __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes* this morning.

04-20-2006, 11:41 AM	#10427
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,916	For all his book learning, Frodo was not very quick on the uptake... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

04-20-2006, 12:29 PM	#10428
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,502	Frodo:I think i left the stove on.....hmm.. All Others:Bagends on fire!!!! __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

04-20-2006, 12:31 PM	#10429
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Avoiding the obvious Gandalf joke... Frodo: Oh no! Merry: What is it? Frodo: Don't look now- Everyone: Looks Frodo: Groan OR Looks like Shelob has come back for Revenge! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-20-2006, 12:44 PM	#10430
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,390	Today, the Dwarves of the Lonely Mountain are going for the Full Monty. Merry: Avert your eyes! __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

04-20-2006, 12:50 PM	#10431
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,267	Dude, where's my Bag Endless-fuel? The very reason why you should never leave the keys in your car. __________________ Fenris Wolf

04-20-2006, 01:37 PM	#10432
Lachwen Wight Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Greenwood the Great. Posts: 115	Frodo: When Gandalf said to meet him in the cornfield to see Deep Throat, I thought he meant an informant... Merry: OH GOD MY EYES. __________________ "'...Home is the sailor, home from the sea, And the hunter home from the hill.'"

04-20-2006, 01:40 PM	#10433
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	Merry: Oh NO! It's the Dark Lord Lettuceron come to get the one cabbage to rule them all! __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

04-20-2006, 01:50 PM	#10434
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,502	They say if you stand in the cornfeild midday and wait for a downwind you can still smell aragorn in the distance __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

04-20-2006, 02:13 PM	#10435
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,507	The hobbits partake in a fly catching contest. OR Sam: gasp! Merry: gasp! Pippin: gasp! Frodo: sigh PJ: "Cut! What was that Elijah?!" Elijah: "Oh, sorry, I just saw those daisies and they just looked so beautiful and soothing..." Everyone: OR The hobbits practice matching pitch. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

04-20-2006, 03:59 PM	#10436
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	Frodo, Pippin, & Sam spotted the Blackrider. Merry spotted the blonde.