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Old 11-16-2011, 10:02 PM   #81
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Though he is traditionally represented as helium.
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Old 11-16-2011, 10:05 PM   #82
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Though he is traditionally represented as helium.
If only the link would work, by the power of phantom...

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Erendis once said that to Aldarion. This was the beginning of her real misfortunes.
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Old 11-18-2011, 08:59 PM   #83
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Really obvious phact: You will curse the Day you did not do all that the phantom asked of you.
Alternative phact: you wil curse the day you waited for phantom to actualy ask you to do it.
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Old 11-19-2011, 07:46 AM   #84
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Old 11-19-2011, 09:09 AM   #85
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Phact of experience: People will curse you on the Day you actually do what the phantom asked you to.
........oh no.........not that again...........
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Old 11-19-2011, 11:47 AM   #86
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Phact: If Phantom had stolen the Silmarils, Fëanor would not have gone after them


Phact: Pheanor died, but gave the Silmarili to the Phantom.
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Old 11-19-2011, 01:16 PM   #88
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Phact: The light of the Silmarils has nothing to do with the Two Trees - it's the brilliancy of the phantom's mind.

Phact: If the phantom had asked Galadriel for a lock of her hair, she would have shaved her entire head.

Phact: Feanor sailed to Middle-earth; Fingolfin braved the Helcaraxe; the phantom just shrugged and walked across the Belegaer.
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Old 11-19-2011, 01:50 PM   #89
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Phact: Feanor sailed to Middle-earth; Fingolfin braved the Helcaraxe; the phantom just shrugged and walked across the Belegaer.
Or, how about, the phantom just told the Beleger to get out of the way, and it did.

Phact: when the phantom told the Dark Lord to go to sleep, he did.

Phact: Gollum calls the sun "Yellow Face". He calls the moon "White Face". He calls the phantom "O Great One Whose Splendor Doth Outshine All Faces"
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For the latter 'accomplishment', phantom must be destroyed.
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Phact: Phor the blasphemy oph opposing phantom, Inziladun must be destroyed.

Fact: the phantom isn't all that great.
Counter-Phact: Argh - no! Not tha - OW! Okay, stop! AIEEEEEEEEEEE . . .

Phact: Sauron actually made another ring to give to the phantom. When the Great and Splendipherous One put it on, Sauron became his servant. Then the Most Exprolentarinoquatic One got bored.
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Phact: phantom has wings, wheels, and has been an inspiration to George Lucas.
What a coincidence! I came to this thread specifically to point out that– phact– the phantom is *clearly an overgrown Jawa*. The resemblance is remarkable, I think you'll all agree.
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Or, how about, the phantom just told the Beleger to get out of the way, and it did.
Or maybe, the phantom found out about Morgoth's plot before Manwë did and demolished him at first sight?
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Phact: Pheanor died, but gave the Silmarili to the Phantom.
Darn, you outdid me!

Phact: Pheanor made the Silmarils for the Phantom!
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Phact: when one looks into Galadriel's Mirror, he sees the phantom. The phantom is seen in different forms. He is the past, present, and future.

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Darn, you outdid me!
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Fair enough
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I'm not sure if this has been said before...

...but either way, good phacts are worth repeating.

Phact: the phantom said, "Let there be light!" And there was light. It was the light of his brilliance.
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Phact: the only reason Eru allowed the creation of Dwarves is because the phantom took a liking to them.

Phact: you know that the Ring's temptations are all lies because it always says "with me you will be better than the phantom".
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Phact: He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake.

Phact: the phantom has a list, but he only needs to check it once.

Phact: Once night in December, the phantom goes to every house giving gifts to all the good Werewolf players. The bad players get all of their socks stuffed with charcoal and nailed to the wall.

Phact: Watchers of the movie "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer" may not remember a key scene where the phantom sings a jolly song and convinces the reindeer that he is reviled not because of his glowing nose, but because of the strange spelling of his name. The song and resulting scene where Rudolph (né Rudolf) and Hermie visit the North Pole Notary for a legal name change were in the original televised broadcast, but have since been lost.

In a somewhat related Phact: the phantom has tried to suppress the fame and popularity of Frosty the Snowman to little avail.

Phact: the phantom wrote the song "Jingle Bell Rock" to be the worst song ever. His success has been unparalleled in the music industry since. The song's power for evil is so great that it can only be played for a few months during the year, else the entire universe would explode.
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Phact: The Arkenstone is a Silmaril. the phantom was the one who cut and phashioned it phor the Dwarves.
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OUCH! OUCH! I GIVE UP! YOU'RE REAL!!
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Phact: When Yavanna sang the two trees into existence, she was singing about The Phantom.

Phact: The Dwarves built Khazad-Dum in an effort to get Phantom's attention.
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phact: And Durin's bane tried trashing the place because he believed it was his mountain until being told Caradhras was made in the phantom's honor.
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Phact: December 2012 is said to mark the end of the world. But what would really happen is that the phantom would forget about it.


Phact: A host of Downers with Personal Titles was filled with glee until they realised that they will never be as beloved as the phantom.

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Phact: the phantom has a pH of inphinity.

Phact: the phantom knows how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck can chuck wood.

Phact: ...I'm not telling you this secret!
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1420! True story.

There was once a man who wanted to impress the phantom.

Inviting the phantom to a tennis court, he told the phantom that he can play tennis--on his own.

And so he did. After serving, he ran around the net, stopped on the other side of the court, and hit a return. Running again, he returned to his original side of the court and returned his own return.

the phantom was indeed impressed. He applauded the man.

Using only one hand.

Phact.


I don't get it.
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Really obvious phact: You will curse the Day you did not do all that the phantom asked of you.
You will curse the Day you did not do . . . your homework. You always do what the phantom asks of you.

(Yes, you're doing it now.)


(Yup, you're still doing it. The will of the phantom is inephphable.)
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Phact: an average Downer can only guess what will happen to the Downs in 2 years. the phantom knows what will happen to the Downs in 2 years.
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Phact: the phantom can win a game of chess in one move.

Phact: the phantom once flew around the world. On his bicycle.

Phact: there was once a man who annoyed the phantom, so the phantom punched him in the back of his face.

Phact: a strong man can push a car. A very strong man can lift a car. the phantom can carry three trucks - one in each hand.

Phact: the phantom lives in the fourth dimension.

Phact: when a man did the phantom a favour, the phantom paid him back in kind, on the 32nd of that month.

Phact: the phantom likes a good morning exercise. He jogs from one end of the Great Wall of China to the other and back every day.

Phact: the phantom is never late. It is the time that is early.

Phact: the phantom won a game of rock-paper-scisors by showing the finger.

Phact: a kid once said that "the phantom is no more real than Santa Clause!" The next Christmas his house exploded.

Phact: the phantom won in the duel between Glorfindel and the Balrog.

Phact: the world was created by God. God was created by the phantom.

Phact: the phantom's biography states that he is the eldest of three and a half children.
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Phact: It's never his own blood.
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Phact: The Phantom once shot a man in his pajamas. What the man was doing in Phantom's pajamas we'll never know.

Phact: Plaque does not form on Phantom's teeth out of respect.

Phact: Policemen pull over Phantom...just to get his autograph.

Phact: When Phantom was born, he slapped the doctor.

Phact: Michaelangelo used Phantom as a model for his David sculpture (obviously, it was a cold day).
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