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Old 07-07-2003, 01:41 PM   #2001
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*cheering in the background*

"And the gold medal for the 1000 metre hurdle goes to..."

Or more realistically...

"And the award for best efforts aside from finishing 2 days after the other contestants goes to..."
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Old 07-07-2003, 03:21 PM   #2002
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Old 07-07-2003, 04:02 PM   #2003
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Legolas: Urrr... Finally got my underwear off my head. Who knew Gimli could give such a wedgie? Now I have only to get them out of my-
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Old 07-07-2003, 04:09 PM   #2004
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Old 07-08-2003, 11:41 AM   #2006
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Old 07-08-2003, 03:29 PM   #2007
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If I may... Click on the link because the pic is too big to post. Clicky Here

Celeborn: Elrond! What happened to your hair?!!

Elrond: Arwen and I had a little talk...Arwen got ticked...Arwen put Aragorn's hair grease in my shampoo bottle...

Or: I came up with this one from a joke I heard.

Elrond: Celeborn is that you?

Celeborn: No, I am Celeborn possessed by Sauron. Now give me Vilya!!

Elrond: Well I am the ghost of Chirstmas past, you touch my ring I kick your a$$.
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Old 07-08-2003, 05:05 PM   #2008
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Celeborn: Tell me how is it that you, an elf of no extraordinary value can measure 6'3" while I, the King of Lorien, measure only 5'9"?
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Old 07-08-2003, 06:12 PM   #2009
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Old 07-08-2003, 11:05 PM   #2010
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Elrond: Celeborn, the U.P.S. just arrived with your custom made platform shoes.

Celeborn: Good. Then it's all going perfectly to plan. With these shoes, I will be able to RULE THE WORLD!! Mwoo hoo, ha, ha! Mwoo hoo, ha, ha! Mwoo hoo, ha, HAAAA!!!!
*lighting flashes & thunder claps*
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Old 07-09-2003, 12:36 AM   #2011
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Celeborn: Uh, there has been a problem. Galadriel found out about our "tirp away" and has cut me off from the palace. She is very very angry.

Elrond: she ahs even cut you off from-

Clelborn: uhum, yes... even the Herbal Essence cupboard.

Elrond: oh my dear Eru!

Celeborn: *tears now on his face** I know, and its not as if i even did anything that wrong!!!
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Old 07-09-2003, 04:52 AM   #2012
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Old 07-10-2003, 03:16 PM   #2013
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Arwen: (yes I know its elrond, but just pretend)AAAAHHH!! not you too! I thought daddy was the only one who tried on my dresses!
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Old 07-11-2003, 08:49 PM   #2014
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Celeborn: Uh, Elrond...your face is blue...

Elrond: Estel switched my soap with prank soap. Shut up.
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Old 07-13-2003, 01:46 PM   #2015
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Old 07-13-2003, 07:20 PM   #2016
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This antenna is worthless...I'm sick of this eyeball channel! I want HBO!
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Old 07-13-2003, 07:56 PM   #2017
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Saruman:'Show me what Arwen is doing at this very moment...'
Sauron: 'Man, you really need to trim your nails. I bet Isildur's heir could do some wonders for your fingers...'
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Sauron: Scratch a little to the left. Ahhhh... right there.
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Old 07-13-2003, 09:14 PM   #2019
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I know I'm the one who found the picture in the first place, but I just thought of a caption for it.

Hmmm, good thing Wormtongue told me where Eowyn takes her showers. THIS could get interesting... *grins*
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Old 07-14-2003, 03:57 AM   #2021
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Saruman: mirror, mirror on the wall...err, i mean ball, ball in the hall who has the longest nails of all?
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Old 07-14-2003, 05:33 AM   #2023
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Old 07-14-2003, 10:07 AM   #2024
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Old 07-14-2003, 03:27 PM   #2026
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Gandalf: *mwah, mwah* Thursday, we'll do lunch, darling!
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Old 07-14-2003, 04:35 PM   #2027
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Gandalf: Renech i lu i erui govannem?

Shadowfax: Nauthannem i ned ol reniannen.

Gandalf: Gwennin in enninath... Ú-'arnech in naeth i si celich. Renich i beth i pennen?

Shadowfax: You said you'd bind yourself to me, forsaking the immortal life of your people.

Gandalf: And to that I hold. I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.

Don't ask me where I got that from, it just seemed funny at the time.
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Shadowfax: Now, if you be a good wizard, I might give you a little kiss on your head! But if you are a bad wizard I will have to kick your teeth out.

(A little role reversal there.)
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Gandalf: What happened?
Shadofax: How many times do I have to tell you! Get a haircut! Or at least get rid of those dandruffs!

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Theoden: Gandalf! If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times, never wear white after Labor Day!!!

Gandalf: But the latest Cosmo said white was the new black!
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Theoden thinks: 'If I could just reach out and smash that little staff, then maybe that pompous windbag would keep his sturm and drang elsewhere. Must restrain self from clawing apart his perfect clothes, from ripping out his hair...aiieeee!'
Theoden finds himself glued to his throne.
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