Fortunately/Unfortunately - Page 90 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Gil-Galad · 07-21-2006, 01:23 PM

Fortunately, to us 'out of existence' basically means going to Tim Hortons to pick up coffee for the barrowdowning gang

Glirdan · 07-21-2006, 01:34 PM

Unfortunately, Gil forgot that not everyone would know about Tim Horton's as it is a Canadian restaurant.

Gil-Galad · 07-21-2006, 01:40 PM

Fortunately Enough of the canadian Downers knew

Boromir88 · 07-21-2006, 09:09 PM

Unfortunately the canadian downer population was 3 wights.

High King Fingolfin · 07-21-2006, 09:19 PM

Fortunately, the Canadian Downers managed to explain it to the rest of us.

Meneltarmacil · 07-21-2006, 09:23 PM

Unfortunately, the ground opened up and swallowed everyone.

Glirdan · 07-21-2006, 09:37 PM

Fortunately, as everyone was alreday Wights, nobody noticed. After all, they did live in the ground as it is.

High King Fingolfin · 07-23-2006, 04:08 PM

Unfortunately, it happened to be a Balrog's lair.

Gil-Galad · 07-24-2006, 07:04 AM

Fortunately it was Johnny the stinky balrog's lair, and everyone had crumpets and tea and played Twister, trying to beat the 17-time champion... Gil-Galad

Meneltarmacil · 07-24-2006, 08:40 AM

Unfortunately (for Gil-Galad, that is), Johnny the Stinky Balrog accidentally sat on Gil-Galad and squished him.

High King Fingolfin · 07-24-2006, 11:52 AM

Fortunately, Gil-Galad was very durable.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-24-2006, 12:00 PM

Unfortunately, Johnny the Stinky Balrog did not find it comfortable sitting on Gil and so decided to destroy him.

Glirdan · 07-24-2006, 12:19 PM

Fortunately, none of this mattered as Gil-Galad was already dead.

High King Fingolfin · 07-24-2006, 12:26 PM

Unfortunately, even his Wight form was gone.

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-24-2006, 01:02 PM

Fortunately, Bill and Ted decided to have another
excellent adventure with The Grim Reaper and
brought Gil-Galad back.

Meneltarmacil · 07-24-2006, 01:18 PM

Unfortunately, the Grim Reaper touched all of them and they died.

Gil-Galad · 07-24-2006, 01:30 PM

Fortunately Johnny, being invinceible, ate the Grim Reaper and absorbed his powers thus becoming Johnny the Stinky Balrog Grim Reaper

mark12_30 · 07-24-2006, 01:38 PM

Unfortunately, a small fellow cloaked in grey stood on the bridge, waved his staff, and said "You shall not pass."

Glirdan · 07-24-2006, 02:06 PM

Fortunately, this part turned out to happen just like it did in the books: bridge breaks, balrog falls, whips whip which wraps around the small figure and ends up draggin it down with it.

Meneltarmacil · 07-24-2006, 04:51 PM

Unfortunately, the ground was only about ten feet below the bridge.

High King Fingolfin · 07-25-2006, 03:22 PM

Fortunately, this was a good thing for Gandalf.

mark12_30 · 07-25-2006, 08:22 PM

Unfortunately it was quite deucedly awkward for Roggie, and his eyeliner got badly smudged.

Gil-Galad · 07-26-2006, 07:14 AM

Fortunately there was a makeup store nearby

Glirdan · 07-26-2006, 07:41 AM

Unfortunately, the store burned down as Johnny the Stinky Balrog ran by crying his pain after being rejected by a lady Balrog.

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-27-2006, 08:45 AM

Fortunately Johnny the Stinky Balrog cheered up when he
learned that the lady balrog was actually a drag queen.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-27-2006, 08:47 AM

Unfortunately, this made him feel ill and he was sick all over Gandalf.

mark12_30 · 07-27-2006, 10:04 AM

Eeeewww.

Fortunately there was a well nearby.

Glirdan · 07-27-2006, 02:11 PM

Gross!!

Unfortunately, it was a dry well.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-27-2006, 02:14 PM

Fortunately, A water beast came from the abyss and filled the well up nicely.

High King Fingolfin · 07-27-2006, 04:46 PM

Unfortunately, Johnny the Stinky Balrog came and dried up the well again.

Gil-Galad · 07-28-2006, 06:54 AM

Fortunately Johnny left and it started raining right as he left

Glirdan · 07-28-2006, 07:05 AM

Unfortunately, it was acid rain.

High King Fingolfin · 07-28-2006, 01:19 PM

Fortunately, there was a magic filter right under the clouds, which turned the acid rain into normal rain.

Boromir88 · 07-29-2006, 07:55 AM

Of The History of the Magic Filter drain and the Untold Story of Balin's reclaim of Moria:

The Magic Filter drain was installed by the Dwarves in some year way back a long time ago in Moria. It was encoded with protecting Runes engraved, for some unbeknownst (ya I made it up) reason by Celebrimbor. The inscription on the filter asked 3 randomized questions to a dwarf only and if he said the correct answer the filter was turned on, if not it imploded. After the Balrog had drove the dwarves out of Moria the Magic Filter went into lockdown and shut itself down. When Balin reclaims Moria for the dwarves, he goes to get the Magic Filter back on and running....unfortunately when he was asked the last question 'What is the average wingspan of a bee?' and he replied, 'Do you mean Bumble or Killer?' The filter was totally confused and imploded blowing a giant crater in the ground of what used to be Moria.

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-31-2006, 02:17 PM

Fortunately, in an as yet undiscovered letter by JRRT
he stated that Middle-earth theory would follow a
future concept that would be developed in the late 20th and early
21st centuries that there were many alternate worlds in
higher dimensions, and the Moria destroyed was replaced
by on e of the Durin's (leaving a thank you note) from one
of these alternate worlds.

High King Fingolfin · 07-31-2006, 03:13 PM

Unfortunately, the letter fell in the fire.

Glirdan · 07-31-2006, 03:15 PM

Fortunately, everyone was magically transported into Mary Poppins where the letter reformed itself.

High King Fingolfin · 07-31-2006, 03:41 PM

Unfortunately, the inside of Mary Poppins is not a very nice place.

Gil-Galad · 07-31-2006, 04:41 PM

Fortunately Johnny used his Grim Reaper powers to end Mary Poppins life for the better

Rune Son of Bjarne · 07-31-2006, 04:45 PM

Unfortunately, Mary Poppins's cousin Merry Pippins showed up and made the Johnny into a really nice coat.

07-21-2006, 01:23 PM	#3561
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Fortunately, to us 'out of existence' basically means going to Tim Hortons to pick up coffee for the barrowdowning gang __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-21-2006, 01:34 PM	#3562
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Unfortunately, Gil forgot that not everyone would know about Tim Horton's as it is a Canadian restaurant. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

07-21-2006, 01:40 PM	#3563
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Fortunately Enough of the canadian Downers knew __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-21-2006, 09:09 PM	#3564
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Unfortunately the canadian downer population was 3 wights. __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-21-2006, 09:19 PM	#3565
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Fortunately, the Canadian Downers managed to explain it to the rest of us. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

07-21-2006, 09:23 PM	#3566
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, the ground opened up and swallowed everyone. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-21-2006, 09:37 PM	#3567
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Fortunately, as everyone was alreday Wights, nobody noticed. After all, they did live in the ground as it is. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

07-23-2006, 04:08 PM	#3568
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Unfortunately, it happened to be a Balrog's lair. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

07-24-2006, 07:04 AM	#3569
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Fortunately it was Johnny the stinky balrog's lair, and everyone had crumpets and tea and played Twister, trying to beat the 17-time champion... Gil-Galad __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-24-2006, 08:40 AM	#3570
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately (for Gil-Galad, that is), Johnny the Stinky Balrog accidentally sat on Gil-Galad and squished him. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-24-2006, 11:52 AM	#3571
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Fortunately, Gil-Galad was very durable. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

07-24-2006, 12:00 PM	#3572
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Unfortunately, Johnny the Stinky Balrog did not find it comfortable sitting on Gil and so decided to destroy him. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-24-2006, 12:19 PM	#3573
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Fortunately, none of this mattered as Gil-Galad was already dead. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

07-24-2006, 12:26 PM	#3574
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Unfortunately, even his Wight form was gone. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

07-24-2006, 01:02 PM	#3575
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, Bill and Ted decided to have another excellent adventure with The Grim Reaper and brought Gil-Galad back. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-24-2006, 01:18 PM	#3576
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, the Grim Reaper touched all of them and they died. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-24-2006, 01:30 PM	#3577
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Fortunately Johnny, being invinceible, ate the Grim Reaper and absorbed his powers thus becoming Johnny the Stinky Balrog Grim Reaper __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-24-2006, 01:38 PM	#3578
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,407	Unfortunately, a small fellow cloaked in grey stood on the bridge, waved his staff, and said "You shall not pass." __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

07-24-2006, 02:06 PM	#3579
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Fortunately, this part turned out to happen just like it did in the books: bridge breaks, balrog falls, whips whip which wraps around the small figure and ends up draggin it down with it. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

07-24-2006, 04:51 PM	#3580
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, the ground was only about ten feet below the bridge. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-25-2006, 03:22 PM	#3581
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Fortunately, this was a good thing for Gandalf. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

07-25-2006, 08:22 PM	#3582
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,407	Unfortunately it was quite deucedly awkward for Roggie, and his eyeliner got badly smudged. __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

07-26-2006, 07:14 AM	#3583
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Fortunately there was a makeup store nearby __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-26-2006, 07:41 AM	#3584
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Unfortunately, the store burned down as Johnny the Stinky Balrog ran by crying his pain after being rejected by a lady Balrog. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

07-27-2006, 08:45 AM	#3585
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately Johnny the Stinky Balrog cheered up when he learned that the lady balrog was actually a drag queen. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-27-2006, 08:47 AM	#3586
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Unfortunately, this made him feel ill and he was sick all over Gandalf. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-27-2006, 10:04 AM	#3587
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,407	Eeeewww. Fortunately there was a well nearby. __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

07-27-2006, 02:11 PM	#3588
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Gross!! Unfortunately, it was a dry well. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

07-27-2006, 02:14 PM	#3589
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, A water beast came from the abyss and filled the well up nicely. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-27-2006, 04:46 PM	#3590
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Unfortunately, Johnny the Stinky Balrog came and dried up the well again. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

07-28-2006, 06:54 AM	#3591
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Fortunately Johnny left and it started raining right as he left __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-28-2006, 07:05 AM	#3592
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Unfortunately, it was acid rain. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

07-28-2006, 01:19 PM	#3593
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Fortunately, there was a magic filter right under the clouds, which turned the acid rain into normal rain. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

07-29-2006, 07:55 AM	#3594
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Of The History of the Magic Filter drain and the Untold Story of Balin's reclaim of Moria: The Magic Filter drain was installed by the Dwarves in some year way back a long time ago in Moria. It was encoded with protecting Runes engraved, for some unbeknownst (ya I made it up) reason by Celebrimbor. The inscription on the filter asked 3 randomized questions to a dwarf only and if he said the correct answer the filter was turned on, if not it imploded. After the Balrog had drove the dwarves out of Moria the Magic Filter went into lockdown and shut itself down. When Balin reclaims Moria for the dwarves, he goes to get the Magic Filter back on and running....unfortunately when he was asked the last question 'What is the average wingspan of a bee?' and he replied, 'Do you mean Bumble or Killer?' The filter was totally confused and imploded blowing a giant crater in the ground of what used to be Moria. __________________ Fenris Penguin Last edited by Boromir88; 07-29-2006 at 07:58 AM.

07-31-2006, 02:17 PM	#3595
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, in an as yet undiscovered letter by JRRT he stated that Middle-earth theory would follow a future concept that would be developed in the late 20th and early 21st centuries that there were many alternate worlds in higher dimensions, and the Moria destroyed was replaced by on e of the Durin's (leaving a thank you note) from one of these alternate worlds. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'