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The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 06-21-2004, 02:52 PM

Aragorn and Gandalf were very pleased with the result of the practical joke they'd worked out in Hollin.

Esgallhugwen · 06-28-2004, 11:16 PM

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Esgallhugwen · 07-06-2004, 04:27 PM

Ok this has been dead far longer than I would have liked it to be. I didn't think this picture would cause a stall in the caption progress, so I'm going to try and kick start things again. Hope it works.

Gandalf warned him not to do it without a bungee cord

Firefoot · 07-06-2004, 04:30 PM

Balrog: I'm flying!!!!

Mad Baggins · 07-06-2004, 05:37 PM

Hey, a dollar! *jumps*

Nilpaurion Felagund · 07-06-2004, 10:25 PM

Balrog picture:

Balrog: Help! My butt is on fire!

Pippin picture:

Pip: Man, that balrog is hot!

Elennar Starfire · 07-08-2004, 08:02 PM

Pippin pic:

Aragorn? Did you actually wash your hair?

Nilpaurion Felagund · 07-08-2004, 09:22 PM

Balrog: Look at my wings, unbelievers!

(The smoke thing does look like a wing.)

Elennar Starfire · 07-09-2004, 12:03 PM

If you look hard, there is a wing there. MovieBalrog has wings. Whether this is what Tolkien intended or not, we shall never know.

Luthien_ Tinuviel · 07-09-2004, 01:33 PM

The Pippin picture
Pippin: Merry? Is it just me, or does that cloud look like an elf playing the bagpipes?

The Balrog picture

Gandalf: Command tower to Bob - you are cleared for take-off.

Elennar Starfire · 07-09-2004, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Pippin: Merry? Is it just me, or does that cloud look like an elf playing the bagpipes?

Heh, it's Daeron!

But I still think Daeron plays Uilleann pipes.

Lhunardawen · 07-09-2004, 09:18 PM

Bill the Balrog: Gandalf, this is a new step in breakdancing.
Gandalf, somewhere: *mutters* No, I think I'll call it suicide.

elronds_daughter · 07-10-2004, 07:09 AM

Balrog pic: I knew these wings weren't worth anything!

Pipin pic: Did I just see what I think I saw? Legolas' hair is a mess!

Esgallhugwen · 07-10-2004, 09:36 PM

This is what happens when Balrogs don't have their flyers permit.

Hey an Elf that plays bagpipes! Sweet

Arwen_Evenstar · 07-11-2004, 01:03 AM

BALROG: *Sniff*...can you smell something burning?

*sigh*

Nilpaurion Felagund · 07-11-2004, 08:34 PM

Balrog: Look at my wings, unbelievers! I'm using it!

Gandalf: Hmph! You should have done that earlier at the Bridge of Khazad-dûm.

Elennar Starfire · 07-11-2004, 08:45 PM

Seriously, doesn't anyone else have a mental picture of Daeron playing bagpipes? Come on, I want to know!

~Elennar, the elf who wishes to be a bagpiper, but is currently a badpiper.

One of the Nine · 07-12-2004, 05:20 PM

Balrog picture:
Balrog: Dang it! I KNEW that rock looked slippery!

Pippin picture:
Pippin: You lost me when you started talking.

ninlaith · 07-13-2004, 05:51 PM

Gandalf: Aragorn, did you bring your Capital One Card
Aragorn: No....you?
Gandalf:..........run......

Orcs: What's in your wallet?

Evisse the Blue · 07-14-2004, 03:54 PM

In his haste to get away from Gandalf when he started to render the musical version of Valaquenta, the Balrog decided it was time to test those wings of his.

Quote:

doesn't anyone else have a mental picture of Daeron playing bagpipes?

Umm, no. I always pictured him carrying a flute. I guess each to his/her own. eh?

Rimbaud · 07-15-2004, 09:07 AM

Despite the finest intentions in the world, not the carpenters, nor the blacksmiths of Isengard could fashion a workable set of skis for a monster constructed of flame.

Esgallhugwen · 07-19-2004, 07:12 PM

Balrog: Oooooo shiny penny!
Gandalf: No Bill don't jump! You must resist the power of the penny.

ninlaith · 07-20-2004, 08:08 PM

Balrog: I'm cold

Morsul the Dark · 07-21-2004, 12:07 AM

Pippin picture:
Pippin: Legalas mentioned the lembas fills you up easily but he forgot to mention the diarea. Hi I'm Peregrin Took and when I'm running for Uruk-hai I like to know I won't have those nasty urges that's why i take Imodium.

Omnimous voice: Imodoium it just makes sense

Nilpaurion Felagund · 07-22-2004, 09:30 PM

Did you braid my beard?

Morsul the Dark · 07-23-2004, 09:30 AM

Just because I'm not the rock I'm not allowed to do this stance!

Elven Hunter · 07-23-2004, 10:38 AM

Do you think I look sexy with this beard?.. Next time I'll add ribbons..

Elennar Starfire · 07-23-2004, 06:49 PM

*sniffs* Alright, who ate too many beans?

**The Saucepan Man** · 07-23-2004, 07:45 PM

Gimli: See you, Jîmmi. You callin' me a Ginga?

Lhunardawen · 07-25-2004, 01:10 AM

Fee, fi, fo fum...

Oddwen · 07-25-2004, 08:57 PM

Gimli: You raise me uuuuuuuuuuppp so I can stand on mountains...

ninlaith · 07-25-2004, 09:01 PM

What are you lookin' at? I think I'm rather pretty!

Esgallhugwen · 07-26-2004, 08:47 PM

Gimli:Hehehehe Aragorn 'ill never catch me up 'ere!
*throws shampoo and conditioner over the waterfall*
Aragorn: Hey Leggy have you seen my shampoo and conditioner?
Legolas: Nope, and your not using mine either so forget it!

Nilpaurion Felagund · 07-26-2004, 10:00 PM

Legolas (from below): You must make I choice now!
Gimli: Don't rush me!
Legolas: You really must choose now.
Gimli: OK. The pink one's better.
Legolas: Yay! *prances off wearing pink hairbow*

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 07-27-2004, 06:58 AM

*Gimli ponders whether to inform the Company about the approaching Crebain from Dunland, or whether to pour himself another beer.*

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 07-27-2004, 01:12 PM

Gimli - the new model for Axe Effect commercial: part good, part bad, that's man's essence.
Gimli: Arrrrr!

One of the Nine · 07-27-2004, 01:24 PM

Gimli: What are you doing with my axe?
Pippin: Just looking at it. *accidentally drops it into a nearby abyss*
Gimli: Oh well, I've got another....

Oddwen · 07-28-2004, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dancing spawn of ungoliant

Gimli: Arrrrr!

Arrrrrr?

Gimli: Let's say we make it three and forget the name?

Feared Half-Elf · 07-29-2004, 11:10 AM

Gimli: Is that...beer I see?

Esgallhugwen · 07-29-2004, 01:19 PM

Aragorn: What say you?
Gimli: I say we get more beer and get Legolas to do the drinking competition again!

06-21-2004, 02:52 PM	#2881
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,206	Another one for the latest picture Aragorn and Gandalf were very pleased with the result of the practical joke they'd worked out in Hollin. __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

06-28-2004, 11:16 PM	#2882
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 587	Ever stop to think and forget to start again? __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

07-06-2004, 04:27 PM	#2883
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 587	Ok this has been dead far longer than I would have liked it to be. I didn't think this picture would cause a stall in the caption progress, so I'm going to try and kick start things again. Hope it works. Gandalf warned him not to do it without a bungee cord __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

07-06-2004, 05:37 PM	#2885
Mad Baggins Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: A place where after thunder golden showers come falling like a rain of flowers. Posts: 374	Hey, a dollar! jumps __________________ I like buying snacks from a vending machine because food is better when it falls. Sometimes at the grocery, I'll drop a candy bar so that it will achieve its maximum flavor potential.

07-06-2004, 10:25 PM	#2886
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,430	Balrog picture: Balrog: Help! My butt is on fire! Pippin picture: Pip: Man, that balrog is hot! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

07-06-2004, 04:30 PM	#2884
Firefoot Illusionary Holbytla Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,646	Balrog: I'm flying!!!!

07-08-2004, 08:02 PM	#2887
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 1,049	Pippin pic: Aragorn? Did you actually wash your hair? __________________ Don't let me die!

07-08-2004, 09:22 PM	#2888
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,430	Finally, the debate of long ago has been resolved. Balrog: Look at my wings, unbelievers! (The smoke thing does look like a wing.) __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

07-09-2004, 12:03 PM	#2889
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 1,049	If you look hard, there is a wing there. MovieBalrog has wings. Whether this is what Tolkien intended or not, we shall never know. __________________ Don't let me die!

07-09-2004, 01:33 PM	#2890
Luthien_ Tinuviel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: A very lovely tree-hut in the Chunnel. Posts: 804	The Pippin picture Pippin: Merry? Is it just me, or does that cloud look like an elf playing the bagpipes? The Balrog picture Gandalf: Command tower to Bob - you are cleared for take-off. __________________ I am a nineteen-year-old nomad photographer who owns a lemonade stand. You know what? I love Mip.

07-09-2004, 09:18 PM	#2892
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,724	Bill the Balrog: Gandalf, this is a new step in breakdancing. Gandalf, somewhere: mutters No, I think I'll call it suicide.

07-10-2004, 07:09 AM	#2893
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 740	Balrog pic: I knew these wings weren't worth anything! Pipin pic: Did I just see what I think I saw? Legolas' hair is a mess! __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

07-10-2004, 09:36 PM	#2894
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 587	This is what happens when Balrogs don't have their flyers permit. Hey an Elf that plays bagpipes! Sweet __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

07-11-2004, 01:03 AM	#2895
Arwen_Evenstar Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 206	BALROG: Sniff...can you smell something burning? sigh __________________ 'I am Agarwaen, Son of Úmarth...'-Túrin Turambar. Arwen_Evenstar

07-11-2004, 08:34 PM	#2896
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,430	OK...change of captions... Balrog: Look at my wings, unbelievers! I'm using it! Gandalf: Hmph! You should have done that earlier at the Bridge of Khazad-dûm. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

07-11-2004, 08:45 PM	#2897
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 1,049	Seriously, doesn't anyone else have a mental picture of Daeron playing bagpipes? Come on, I want to know! ~Elennar, the elf who wishes to be a bagpiper, but is currently a badpiper. __________________ Don't let me die!

07-12-2004, 05:20 PM	#2898
One of the Nine Haunting Spirit Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In my mind. What? Why are you looking at me like that? Posts: 84	Balrog picture: Balrog: Dang it! I KNEW that rock looked slippery! Pippin picture: Pippin: You lost me when you started talking. __________________ I have a very short attention span, and it sometimes affects me when I'm, ooo a squirrel....

07-13-2004, 05:51 PM	#2899
ninlaith Wight Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: in my hobbit hole Posts: 204	the moria picture when they're surrounded by orcs Gandalf: Aragorn, did you bring your Capital One Card Aragorn: No....you? Gandalf:..........run...... Orcs: What's in your wallet?

07-15-2004, 09:07 AM	#2901
Rimbaud The Perilous Poet Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Heart of the matter Posts: 1,096	Re: Balrog picture above Despite the finest intentions in the world, not the carpenters, nor the blacksmiths of Isengard could fashion a workable set of skis for a monster constructed of flame. __________________ And all the rest is literature

07-19-2004, 07:12 PM	#2902
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 587	Balrog: Oooooo shiny penny! Gandalf: No Bill don't jump! You must resist the power of the penny. __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

07-20-2004, 08:08 PM	#2903
ninlaith Wight Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: in my hobbit hole Posts: 204	Balrog: I'm cold

07-21-2004, 12:07 AM	#2904
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,502	Pippin picture: Pippin: Legalas mentioned the lembas fills you up easily but he forgot to mention the diarea. Hi I'm Peregrin Took and when I'm running for Uruk-hai I like to know I won't have those nasty urges that's why i take Imodium. Omnimous voice: Imodoium it just makes sense __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

07-22-2004, 09:30 PM	#2905
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,430	New pic! Did you braid my beard? __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

07-23-2004, 09:30 AM	#2906
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,502	Just because I'm not the rock I'm not allowed to do this stance! __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

07-23-2004, 10:38 AM	#2907
Elven Hunter Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 28	Do you think I look sexy with this beard?.. Next time I'll add ribbons.. Last edited by Elven Hunter; 07-23-2004 at 10:44 AM.

07-23-2004, 06:49 PM	#2908
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 1,049	sniffs Alright, who ate too many beans? __________________ Don't let me die!

07-23-2004, 07:45 PM	#2909
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,468	Gimli: See you, Jîmmi. You callin' me a Ginga? __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

07-25-2004, 01:10 AM	#2910
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,724	Fee, fi, fo fum...

07-25-2004, 08:57 PM	#2911
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,246	Gimli: You raise me uuuuuuuuuuppp so I can stand on mountains... __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

07-25-2004, 09:01 PM	#2912
ninlaith Wight Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: in my hobbit hole Posts: 204	What are you lookin' at? I think I'm rather pretty! __________________ "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve!"-Bilbo Baggins

07-26-2004, 08:47 PM	#2913
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 587	Why Aragorn looks greasy (To some of you anyway) Gimli:Hehehehe Aragorn 'ill never catch me up 'ere! throws shampoo and conditioner over the waterfall Aragorn: Hey Leggy have you seen my shampoo and conditioner? Legolas: Nope, and your not using mine either so forget it! __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

07-26-2004, 10:00 PM	#2914
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,430	The choice... Legolas (from below): You must make I choice now! Gimli: Don't rush me! Legolas: You really must choose now. Gimli: OK. The pink one's better. Legolas: Yay! prances off wearing pink hairbow __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

07-27-2004, 06:58 AM	#2915
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,992	Gimli ponders whether to inform the Company about the approaching Crebain from Dunland, or whether to pour himself another beer. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

07-27-2004, 01:12 PM	#2916
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,267	Gimli - the new model for Axe Effect commercial: part good, part bad, that's man's essence. Gimli: Arrrrr! __________________ Fenris Wolf

07-27-2004, 01:24 PM	#2917
One of the Nine Haunting Spirit Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In my mind. What? Why are you looking at me like that? Posts: 84	Gimli: What are you doing with my axe? Pippin: Just looking at it. accidentally drops it into a nearby abyss Gimli: Oh well, I've got another.... __________________ I have a very short attention span, and it sometimes affects me when I'm, ooo a squirrel....