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06-18-2013, 02:56 AM | #1 |
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toms outlet
i tom
i sell stuff buy tom stuff |
06-18-2013, 04:18 AM | #2 |
Woman of Secret Shadow
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Brooches set with blue stones! Long, leaf-shaped daggers, damasked with serpent-forms in red and gold! Circlets! Gold chains! Rings! Come buy, come buy!
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06-18-2013, 05:45 AM | #3 |
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Sale on Fantasy/Sci-fi Names! From dragons to princesses to alien bounty-hunters, from the realms of faery to the far reaches of space, we’ve got the names for you!
30% off Iruhva, Pnydtr and Mvhuja! 50% off Yrsmrd, Vmeesv, Ugaiac and Xvinwu!!! and an unbelievable– 70% off Ihanra, Ivkvao and Rvywvn!!!!! (Participating outlets only. While stocks last.)
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06-18-2013, 05:49 AM | #4 |
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Spammer banned, but the following posts are worth leaving up for a day or so - enjoy!
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06-20-2013, 07:17 AM | #5 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Couldn't the thread be left up as a worthy rival to the other spambot thread? The Lucy one, I think it was?
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06-20-2013, 07:37 AM | #6 |
Gruesome Spectre
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You know, why should this be all about Bombadil? There's another Tom in Middle-earth!
Tom the Troll says: "What's a spambot anyways? And can yer cook 'em?"
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06-18-2013, 02:53 PM | #7 |
Blossom of Dwimordene
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i talk in sentences of 3 syllables or less.
make that: i tlk 'n sntncs 'f three sllbles or lss.
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06-18-2013, 04:53 PM | #8 |
Doubting Dwimmerlaik
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Thanks for banning the spam Esty, as with advertising like that, how could anyone possibly resist?
i esty i ban spam i ban tom
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06-18-2013, 04:56 PM | #9 |
Blossom of Dwimordene
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Well, you know, some try to do it in chinese...
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06-19-2013, 03:53 AM | #10 | |
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Quote:
I was disappointed when I first opened this thread though, because I thought for a second that it would be about Tom Bombadil and it obviously wasn't.
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06-19-2013, 11:20 AM | #11 |
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Well I was disappointed that this wannabe Tom--erm, "i Tom"--lacks the finesse with language which the original Tom has.
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06-19-2013, 12:38 PM | #12 | |
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Quote:
sell tom tom buy bombadillo!
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06-19-2013, 12:55 PM | #13 |
Cryptic Aura
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Or perhaps:
"I Tom Buy Tom Sell spamadillo" ?
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