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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-09-2007, 09:27 PM
Replies: 14,187
Views: 1,458,208
Posted By Lachwen
Eye Galadriel: Aragorn, I've been around since the...

Galadriel: Aragorn, I've been around since the bleedin' First Age Of The Trees. I have had a LOT of tea. I know what actual, good tea tastes like. What you have given me is a cup of a liquid that...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-05-2007, 03:48 AM
Replies: 14,187
Views: 1,458,208
Posted By Lachwen
Eye Galadriel: We put a pellet with some poison in...

Galadriel: We put a pellet with some poison in one of the vessels.
Aragorn: Which one?
Galadriel: The vessel with the figure of a pestle.
Aragorn: The vessel with the pestle?
Galadriel: Yes. But...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-05-2007, 02:19 AM
Replies: 14,187
Views: 1,458,208
Posted By Lachwen
Eye The only thing I can think of, as I look at this...

The only thing I can think of, as I look at this picture, is Jay from Dogma:

"What the F*CK happened to that guy's head??!"

I mean, look at Aragorn's head! He has no forehead! His skull is...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-20-2006, 01:37 PM
Replies: 14,187
Views: 1,458,208
Posted By Lachwen
Frodo: When Gandalf said to meet him in the...

Frodo: When Gandalf said to meet him in the cornfield to see Deep Throat, I thought he meant an informant...

Merry: OH GOD MY EYES.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-19-2006, 12:17 PM
Replies: 14,187
Views: 1,458,208
Posted By Lachwen
Eye (In Aragorn's bedroom, early in the morning) ...

(In Aragorn's bedroom, early in the morning)

Aragorn: *yawn* Well, another day, another epic battle...BOROMIR WHAT THE HELL??

Boromir: Oh! Aragorn! I wasn't expecting you to wake! Um...I...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-05-2004, 11:04 PM
Replies: 14,187
Views: 1,458,208
Posted By Lachwen
Eye Grima pic: Grima, too tired to follow Saruman...

Grima pic:
Grima, too tired to follow Saruman another step, suddenly finds that the spot he chose to collapse on is covered in Devil's Club.

Cake pic:
Boromir: Hmmm...and maybe I'll just add a...
Forum: The Books 12-03-2004, 02:18 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 8,701
Posted By Lachwen
Eye Fëanor: while I can kind of understand where your...

Fëanor: while I can kind of understand where your teacher is coming from, docking points for a word misused outside of his class is a bit much. I would complain to the principal or the head of the...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-02-2004, 10:56 PM
Replies: 14,187
Views: 1,458,208
Posted By Lachwen
Eye That last mushroom seems to have had a strange...

That last mushroom seems to have had a strange effect on our beloved gardener.
Sam: Shiny...
Forum: The Books 12-02-2004, 10:38 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 8,701
Posted By Lachwen
Eye Ah, I see someone else has brought up one of my...

Ah, I see someone else has brought up one of my favorite high school rants! :)

I, too, have found it most annoying to be told "This is how you write a story," then have points taken off if I...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-02-2004, 05:08 PM
Replies: 14,187
Views: 1,458,208
Posted By Lachwen
Eye Gimli: *whispering to Legolas* That's an Elf?? ...

Gimli: *whispering to Legolas* That's an Elf??
Legolas: *gruffly* We don't like to talk about it.

Two pounds of hot chocolate mix to whoever gets the reference. :cool:
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 11-29-2004, 04:42 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 5,889
Posted By Lachwen
Eye No, Lurtz was an Uruk-hai. The orc that Phantom...

No, Lurtz was an Uruk-hai. The orc that Phantom is talking about is a Moria-orc.

Though now I must say that I loved the bit with Lurtz licking his own blood off the knife-blade. That was...
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 11-29-2004, 03:11 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 5,889
Posted By Lachwen
Eye Following that train of thought, what about...

Following that train of thought, what about Fingolfin's wife? We don't know her name, either. Or Legolas' mother. Or Olwë's wife.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-28-2004, 10:47 PM
Replies: 14,187
Views: 1,458,208
Posted By Lachwen
Eye Boromir: Sweet mothers of Gondor, the traffic at...

Boromir: Sweet mothers of Gondor, the traffic at the Morannon is simply awful today! *shouts* Hey! Move your bleeding lazy patoot! What? Yeah, same to you, buddy! *inappropriate hand gesture,...
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 11-28-2004, 07:02 PM
Replies: 990
Views: 253,100
Posted By Lachwen
Eye Yup. Quick, before we're yelled at for being...

Yup. Quick, before we're yelled at for being off-topic, here's the official movie website! (http://hitchhikers.movies.go.com)
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 11-28-2004, 06:52 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,848
Posted By Lachwen
Eye I don't think any of the Elves were ever truly...

I don't think any of the Elves were ever truly "evil." Some were misled, corrupted, arrogant or driven to madness, but evil? No. Malicious? Occasionally. Fëanor abandoning the rest of the Noldor...
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 11-28-2004, 06:35 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 5,889
Posted By Lachwen
Eye Or hey, what about Nellas? Or Nimloth? All...

Or hey, what about Nellas? Or Nimloth? All that's said about her is that she was Elwing's mother. Or what about Rían? Or Celebrían, for that matter?

Or are we just being stupid? Tolkien was a...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-28-2004, 06:01 PM
Replies: 14,187
Views: 1,458,208
Posted By Lachwen
Eye No! Wait! I came up with another one!! Man...

No! Wait! I came up with another one!!

Man on the Right who is Not Really Denethor: Faramir? Faramir son of Denethor?
Faramir: Yes?
MotRwiNRD: You're a jerk, Faramir. A real kneebiter....
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 11-28-2004, 05:48 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 5,889
Posted By Lachwen
Eye You know who I think is overlooked? Oropher. ...

You know who I think is overlooked? Oropher. Father of Thranduil, King of Greenwood the Great, slain in the Battle of the Last Alliance. I'd like to know more about him. Also, I love his name....
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 11-28-2004, 05:30 PM
Replies: 109
Views: 29,074
Posted By Lachwen
Eye The Welsh song The Ash Grove also reminds me of...

The Welsh song The Ash Grove also reminds me of Middle-earth, though I'm not really sure why. I guess the plaintive way it was written makes me think of the Elves; how they eventually have to leave...
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 11-27-2004, 11:50 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 3,712
Posted By Lachwen
Eye Jeez, talk about the underappreciated younger...

Jeez, talk about the underappreciated younger brother! What about Huor? Sure, he may not have killed seventy Trolls like his big brother, but he was still no pansy! And, from what I gather of him...
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 11-27-2004, 11:18 PM
Replies: 109
Views: 29,074
Posted By Lachwen
Eye Ha! I see you are cousin to my friend the...

Ha! I see you are cousin to my friend the osprey! (By the way...you are now my favorite person for being able to use the word "Ichthyophagi" in everyday conversation!) I, too, am ichthyophagous,...
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 11-27-2004, 10:53 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 9,351
Posted By Lachwen
Eye Fortunately for us, you can't steal it away from...

Fortunately for us, you can't steal it away from our imaginations! Bwa-ha-ha! :p
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 11-27-2004, 10:48 PM
Replies: 109
Views: 10,444
Posted By Lachwen
Eye I got Celeborn in this one. Usually I come out...

I got Celeborn in this one. Usually I come out as Legolas (maybe because I am an archer?...). Hey, at least I'm still an Elf...but now that I think about it, I never get a female in these things. ...
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 11-27-2004, 10:37 PM
Replies: 109
Views: 29,074
Posted By Lachwen
Eye I just remembered another one...Gone Fishin' by...

I just remembered another one...Gone Fishin' by Lynyrd Skynyrd reminds me (for obvious reasons) of Gollum. In fact, I have unofficially declared it to be his theme song. :)
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-27-2004, 10:26 PM
Replies: 14,187
Views: 1,458,208
Posted By Lachwen
Eye Denethor: Hello, boys. I've been meaning to talk...

Denethor: Hello, boys. I've been meaning to talk to you...
Faramir: Yes, father?
Denethor: Ah, well, I don't think it's best discussed in public...
Boromir: Oh, come on, pops. We're kind of on a...
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