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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-07-2006, 09:18 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 436,138
Posted By Ordimor
Unfortunately, No one knew how to operate the...

Unfortunately, No one knew how to operate the tanks, machine guns and what-not so they just hung tealights from them and had wonderful parties.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-25-2006, 09:49 PM
Replies: 596
Views: 84,305
Posted By Ordimor
*TADA* Granted! As Arwen's pillow you enjoy her...

*TADA* Granted! As Arwen's pillow you enjoy her every morning - in an inanimate, spittle covered sort of way :) ((except those nights when her hips are hurting and she tucks you in-between her...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-25-2006, 09:18 PM
Replies: 14,187
Views: 1,472,620
Posted By Ordimor
Come Here !!! I"m Gonna Eat Ya!!!!!

Come Here !!! I"m Gonna Eat Ya!!!!!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-25-2006, 09:15 PM
Replies: 782
Views: 79,314
Posted By Ordimor
Silmaril Saruman: I am the enchanted doily placed under...

Saruman: I am the enchanted doily placed under the tea-cup, by the breeze blown by the Balrog, from the SWAT team, riding the T-Rex, on the inflatable raft, inflated by the milkmaid, who is blinded...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-15-2005, 10:31 PM
Replies: 596
Views: 84,305
Posted By Ordimor
............ *** POP *** >>>> It's done! ...

............ *** POP *** >>>> It's done!


After Gandalf discovers the Book of Mazarbul in Balin's Chamber and gives it to Gimli, it is carried out of Moria. At Parth Galen, Gimli falsely...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-15-2005, 09:53 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 436,138
Posted By Ordimor
Fortunately .... Bart Simpson, in search of his...

Fortunately .... Bart Simpson, in search of his missing Butterfingers, finds the One-ring and is on his way up Mt. Doom.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-15-2005, 09:47 PM
Replies: 14,187
Views: 1,472,620
Posted By Ordimor
Boots Boromir is hiding behind the couch ... waiting...

Boromir is hiding behind the couch ... waiting for the jolly, fat man to appear.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-11-2005, 11:18 PM
Replies: 596
Views: 84,305
Posted By Ordimor
Silmaril OOPs, forgot to make a wish. I wish that...

OOPs, forgot to make a wish.

I wish that Aragorn would wash his hair. I mean c'mon now - this whole slogan of his "I wash it once a year if it needs it or not" is way not cool :D
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-11-2005, 01:29 PM
Replies: 596
Views: 84,305
Posted By Ordimor
<<< It is done! >>> In the Druadan Forest,...

<<< It is done! >>>

In the Druadan Forest, Ghan-Buri-Ghan reveals the great secret of the Woses to Theoden: the Adamantium Fern. Found growing on ancient stone statues and woven into cloth, the...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-11-2005, 12:23 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 436,138
Posted By Ordimor
Fortunately, all the odd-ball creatures were...

Fortunately, all the odd-ball creatures were located at the "Mall of Middle Earth".
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-11-2005, 12:16 PM
Replies: 14,187
Views: 1,472,620
Posted By Ordimor
A badly dejected Denethor awaits for the latest...

A badly dejected Denethor awaits for the latest TV cable repair crew.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-09-2005, 08:29 PM
Replies: 596
Views: 84,305
Posted By Ordimor
Silmaril When this wish hits 88 mph, you're going to see...

When this wish hits 88 mph, you're going to see some serious ...... woooosh .... GRANTED!


When the first dark lord, Melkor, slew Finwe and took the Silmarils, Feanor petitioned the Valar to...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-09-2005, 07:32 PM
Replies: 14,187
Views: 1,472,620
Posted By Ordimor
White-Hand Liv: Now let me get this right. Viggo walks down...

Liv: Now let me get this right. Viggo walks down to me - We embrace and kiss passionately - I slide back off his shoulders looking deeply and joyously into his eyes - Then we walk hand in hand to the...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-09-2005, 07:15 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 436,138
Posted By Ordimor
Fortunately, None of those things belonged in...

Fortunately, None of those things belonged in Middle Earth.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-08-2005, 11:37 PM
Replies: 14,187
Views: 1,472,620
Posted By Ordimor
PJ: HEY, HEY, HEY! LIV: You know what PJ,...

PJ: HEY, HEY, HEY!

LIV: You know what PJ, everybody calls you long-play record!

PJ: Why's dat Liv?

LIV: Cause you don't never shut up!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-08-2005, 11:31 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 436,138
Posted By Ordimor
Fortunately, Sams choking caught the attention of...

Fortunately, Sams choking caught the attention of one Valar - Tulkas laughed!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-07-2005, 09:56 PM
Replies: 14,187
Views: 1,472,620
Posted By Ordimor
Gollum - "Lord of the apes" finds difficulty in...

Gollum - "Lord of the apes" finds difficulty in breaking the news to Frodo that Sam makes a better Jane!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-07-2005, 09:50 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 436,138
Posted By Ordimor
Unfortunately, Most of her popularity was due to...

Unfortunately, Most of her popularity was due to the sudden, large amount of cheap manual labor available - labor that soon turned out to be mostly from under age lice.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-06-2005, 10:20 PM
Replies: 596
Views: 84,305
Posted By Ordimor
It's a bird ... It's a plane ... NO It's a ------...

It's a bird ... It's a plane ... NO It's a ------ WISH!!!

Hobbit's are not only common, they are absolutely everywhere! One cannot throw a rock down - well anywhere without hitting a Hobbit. But I...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-06-2005, 09:34 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 436,138
Posted By Ordimor
Unfortunately ---> Gimli grew jealous of...

Unfortunately ---> Gimli grew jealous of Aragorn's green leg hair, and the subsequent elaborate braids it bore, and in a rebellious moment shaved his whole body bare!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-06-2005, 09:26 PM
Replies: 14,187
Views: 1,472,620
Posted By Ordimor
Sting Frodo, Sam and Gollum reenact the famous 3-way...

Frodo, Sam and Gollum reenact the famous 3-way shootout scene for "The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-05-2005, 10:18 PM
Replies: 14,187
Views: 1,472,620
Posted By Ordimor
Boots Merry and Pippin were the last two contestants in...

Merry and Pippin were the last two contestants in the Paul Lynde look-alike contest.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-05-2005, 10:13 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 436,138
Posted By Ordimor
Fortunately, Mandos was sick and tired of Legolas...

Fortunately, Mandos was sick and tired of Legolas and smote him where he stood. :p


sorry, couldn't resist!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-05-2005, 10:09 PM
Replies: 596
Views: 84,305
Posted By Ordimor
DONE .. and more! When Sauron forges the One...

DONE .. and more! When Sauron forges the One ring his is dismayed that he can't take it out for fear of it melting. To fix this he enlist the services of the Cold-miser. All goes well until Isildur...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-05-2005, 09:47 PM
Replies: 596
Views: 84,305
Posted By Ordimor
ALAKAZAM! With Shelobs' death, the moth...

ALAKAZAM! With Shelobs' death, the moth population in Mirkwood begins to explode. The moths begin to form such large flocks that they begin to migrate. During one of these migrations, a flock is...
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