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Forum: Elvenhome
07-26-2006, 07:02 AM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,947
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The Saucepan Man
Postcript“Blast!” “Melvin? Is that you?” “Hello Colin.” “Wow, it is you! That’s great, dude. I was getting kinda lonely in here all on my own.” “Yes, it’s me … *cough* … Blast! |
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Forum: Elvenhome
03-13-2006, 07:41 AM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,947
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The Saucepan Man
Across Muddled-Mirth, the forces of Môgul Bildûr...Across Muddled-Mirth, the forces of Môgul Bildûr tumbled in the wake of his final defeat. At the Mines of Trebor, the Orcish interlopers staggered about blindly in their confusion, leaderless and... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
03-02-2006, 04:18 AM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,947
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The Saucepan Man
And still the Ent stood motionless, its mouth...And still the Ent stood motionless, its mouth open, as if to speak. But the no voice issued forth from it. Instead, it emitted a peculiar gurgling, rattling, wheezing sound. “Behold! The Ent... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
11-13-2005, 08:59 AM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,947
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The Saucepan Man
A muted pop. A plaintiff cry of "Not again!" ...A muted pop. A plaintiff cry of "Not again!" And then darkness. Slowly, Môgul became aware of a comforting glow. In the dim, flickering light he could make out the back of a worn leather... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
11-01-2005, 03:38 AM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,947
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The Saucepan Man
Greedhog stood facing the Questors of the West,...Greedhog stood facing the Questors of the West, absent mindedly batting his unfeasibly large mace against the side of his unfeasibly regenerated leg. The Questors stood facing Greedhog, fully... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
08-28-2005, 06:27 AM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,947
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The Saucepan Man
Môgul Bildûr allowed himself a brief sneer of...Môgul Bildûr allowed himself a brief sneer of satisfaction. Although it was traditional for one in his Dark and Lordly position to hold an unshakeable belief in the inevitability of his ultimate... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
08-17-2005, 11:32 AM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,947
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The Saucepan Man
The mighty Dragons had fallen, their pride...The mighty Dragons had fallen, their pride fittingly swallowed, as it were. And at this, a great cheer had gone up from those who fought with the Embattled-ship. But many foes remained. And the... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
07-05-2005, 10:22 AM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,947
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The Saucepan Man
“Curses! Foiled again!” exclaimed Môgul Bildûr in...“Curses! Foiled again!” exclaimed Môgul Bildûr in typically stereotypical fashion as he surveyed the host of Who-Him and Too-Thin from his perch atop Heffalump, before steering the great Oliphaunt... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
05-26-2005, 05:58 PM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,947
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The Saucepan Man
Meanwhile, back at the trial ...Greedhog had watched the oral examinations of Gravlox and Soregum with the patronising and supercilious expression that only a truly seasoned Loyer could affect. When they were finally over, and... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
05-08-2005, 05:59 PM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,947
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The Saucepan Man
And so Greedhog once more stepped forth from the...And so Greedhog once more stepped forth from the vast army of Moredough. And lo! His pin-striped suit was cloaked in a gown of black. No longer did he sport a natty polka-dot tie, but a collar of... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
04-20-2005, 06:26 PM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,947
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The Saucepan Man
At Merisuwyniel’s words, a wistful expression...At Merisuwyniel’s words, a wistful expression passed across Môgul’s stunningly handsome features and his face fleetingly took on a noble, even kindly, aspect. In that moment, the onlookers saw him... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
03-28-2005, 06:02 PM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,947
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The Saucepan Man
As soon as the battle had commenced, Soregum had...As soon as the battle had commenced, Soregum had lost no time in finding a comfortable vantage point on a nearby hill from which to view the proceedings. “Er - fighting’s not really my thing,” he... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
02-10-2005, 09:52 PM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,947
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The Saucepan Man
Soregum pipes upThroughout the audience with the Velour, Soregum had kept his cloak and cowl tightly wrapped around him. Given his previous employment history, he couldn’t afford to take any risks. And so he lurked... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
01-06-2005, 10:47 AM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,947
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The Saucepan Man
Of Melvin and YawannaAnd it came to pass that on the Two Hundred and Twenty-Ninth Post of the Sixth Page Melvin Bluenote who was called Môgul Bildûr appeared unto Yawanna who was called Kámomyltî in the Gardens of Kïuw... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
12-03-2004, 10:19 PM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,947
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The Saucepan Man
A great white seabird glided majestically over...A great white seabird glided majestically over the western reaches of the Blundering Sea, heading homeward to roost on the cliffs that spread north along the coastal regions of Valleyum. Beating her... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
11-09-2004, 08:44 PM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,947
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The Saucepan Man
With every day that had passed since the Goodship...With every day that had passed since the Goodship Entish Surprise had set sail from Mithfortune, Soregum’s misery had increased. When he wasn’t being hauled unceremoniously from the water, he was... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
09-22-2004, 08:49 PM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,947
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The Saucepan Man
Operation DarklordBlack clouds heavy with rain rolled thunderously over the skies of Moredough, their lower reaches tinged with scarlet as they caught the columns of flame that erupted unceasingly from Mount Odouruin.... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
09-05-2004, 05:31 PM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,947
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The Saucepan Man
Shortly following the defeat of Sauerkraut,...Shortly following the defeat of Sauerkraut, Soregum had withdrawn to The Ivy Bush. Although he had remained unaffected by the old wizard’s hot dogs, years of service in Moredough having accustomed... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
08-20-2004, 08:22 AM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,947
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The Saucepan Man
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We...**************************************** We interrupt this document to bring you the latest scores from the Mire Golf-im-ball League sponsored by Red Oliphaunt*: the drink that gives you wings – as... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
07-07-2004, 07:36 AM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,947
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The Saucepan Man
Ever since entering the Mire, Soregum had kept...Ever since entering the Mire, Soregum had kept his cloak and hood tightly wrapped around him for fear of being recognised. He had even pulled on his over-sized boots, although that was largely on... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
05-26-2004, 11:02 AM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,947
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The Saucepan Man
Meanwhile, back in Moredough …The Korprat-Loyers, Cheetem and Ripoff, sped over the Plateau of Gorgonbreath on their top of the range turbo-charged Wargs, Porsha and Furrari. Behind them, slung across the back of a horse and... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
05-12-2004, 05:48 PM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,947
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The Saucepan Man
When in Beer ...When the party had left the Marrow Bones Studios, Soregum had been delighted to find Twinkle nibbling nonchalantly (and daintily, of course) on a few blades of grass outside. He had also been... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
04-06-2004, 08:56 PM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,947
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The Saucepan Man
When Soregum came round, he found himself staring...When Soregum came round, he found himself staring into the faces of the Mystified-ship. Leninia was offering him a cup of tea, a reassuring look of concern entirely absent from her face. Politely,... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
04-04-2004, 12:19 PM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,947
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The Saucepan Man
Ziggy Soregum and the Guitar from Marrow-BonesSoregum was used to hardship. He had spent nearly fifty years in Moredough, working his way up from Minor Goblin Boot Scraper to the esteemed position of Môgul’s personal dogsbody. But never, in... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
03-21-2004, 06:42 PM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,947
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The Saucepan Man
Soregum sat on the stool that had been allocated...Soregum sat on the stool that had been allocated to him at the side of the great stage and fidgeted uncomfortably. Matters were not turning out at all as he had planned. It was all very well for... |
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