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Forum: Elvenhome
03-22-2006, 04:33 PM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,950
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Diamond18
“Oh well,” said Pimpi, crossing three names off...
“Oh well,” said Pimpi, crossing three names off the guest list, “more food for the rest of us, I suppose. Vogy, have you given any thought to who you want as your best man?” “My best what?” ... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
03-14-2006, 02:38 PM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,950
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And so then began the joyous celebration phase of...And so then began the joyous celebration phase of the soaring climax. This required much feasting, dancing, feasting, singing, feasting, charades, feasting, and an all night Parcheesi tournament. ... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
02-21-2006, 10:37 AM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,950
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Diamond18
"Did you hear something?" Pimpi asked.
"Hear...
"Did you hear something?" Pimpi asked. "Hear what?" Vogonwë replied. "I'm not sure, it sounded like a little voice, far off, saying something." "I didn't hear anything. Look, the Ent is... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
05-16-2005, 11:15 PM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,950
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Pinecones of DesireSuddenly, without warning, a burning rock came screaming from the sky and exploded into a million pieces, each one slamming into the ground with collasal force! Death! Destruction! The whole world... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
04-03-2005, 10:18 PM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,950
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In the Dining Hall of DesireTo Pimpiowyn Took, daughter of Pipsissewa Took and Éohorse Son of Needahorse (a valiant Man of the Mike) Mogul Bildur appeared to be a gigantic T-bone steak. No, wait... that was not Mogul, that... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
04-02-2005, 08:37 PM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,950
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The Lay of Vogonwë's TemptationNext Mogul beckoned to Vogonwë Brownbark, son of Geppetuil the Elven-partyking, third cousin of Thranduil, Thrice Removed. Far from the boughs of Workmud had Vogonwë traveled, in passive voice. ... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
03-11-2005, 09:11 PM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,950
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Ker-splatAnd lo! Nothing happened. “Well, this is anticlimactic!” Vogonwë complained, ripping off his goggles. “I’ve recited poetry with more lethal power than this thingie!” Kuruharan ripped off... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
02-06-2005, 05:33 PM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,950
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Diamond18
The Ever Lovin' Luncheon of Manuël and PradaSomewhere, out there, in an unidentifiable hall in an unidentifiable palace in Valleyum (that I can identify, thank goodness) someone was having lunch. That someone was Prada, known by the Elves... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
10-17-2004, 12:39 AM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,950
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Diamond18
There comes a time in every tale when a ship must...
There comes a time in every tale when a ship must be boarded. This ship can be a real vessel made of wood, or steel, or canvas, or bark, or inflatable rubber, and can be launched into real water,... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
08-13-2004, 07:23 PM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,950
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"Where are we? What do you mean 'where are we'? ...
"Where are we? What do you mean 'where are we'? We're in the Mire," Vogonwë answered, resheathing his unused arrows. "But... but why am I covered in ketchup?" Pimpi repeated worrisomely, though... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
07-01-2004, 04:33 PM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,950
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Diamond18
And thus it continued....Back in the Mire, the Midshipwo/men were mucking about in the literal mire on the road. Kuruharan continued to use vile language to express himself, and it is here again represented by various... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
06-08-2004, 03:11 PM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,950
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Diamond18
Meanwhile, in another place and time....Somewhere between the Smoggy Mountains and the village of Beer, angling southward toward the Forest of Canned Corn, and occupying a slightly different dimension of reality, was the Northern Division... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
06-03-2004, 11:07 PM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,950
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Diamond18
"Idiots," Pimpi placed her hands on her shapely...
"Idiots," Pimpi placed her hands on her shapely young hips, and rolled her eyes (large, blue, sparkly, you know the routine). "I beg pardon," Earnur raised an eyebrow. "It's a tombstone," she... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
05-28-2004, 10:25 PM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,950
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Diamond18
A sudden realization....
"Oh my ERU!" Vogonwë leapt up, hitting his head on the roof of the transport. A hollow clang echoed throughout the cab. “What is it?” Pimpi asked, surprised. Vogonwë sat back down, wincing... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
04-13-2004, 01:27 PM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,950
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Diamond18
Meanwhile, Back Again at Marrow-Bones...Lord Etceteron itched his nose and crossed his eyes manfully, then let loose a manful sneeze into his hand. His sinuses thus relieved, he absently wiped his hand upon his sable mantle, and... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
04-03-2004, 11:22 PM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,950
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Siren SongMerisu put her head in her lovely hands, her fair golden locks falling through her fingers to veil her disconsolate but equally lovely face. “It is not possible,” she said, as Soregum gave Leninia... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
03-28-2004, 03:35 PM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,950
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Diamond18
Backstage, Pimpi did not find the dismal score...
Backstage, Pimpi did not find the dismal score that Grrralph received very encouraging. She knew she was next – she had been counting down the contestants before her. Merisu was to be last, the... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
03-15-2004, 08:33 PM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,950
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Diamond18
Soon after becoming acquainted with the floor,...
Soon after becoming acquainted with the floor, and becoming rather more well acquainted with each other than they'd have liked, the Three-Females-Eight-Males-And-Two-Its-Ship disentangled themselves... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
03-13-2004, 12:05 AM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,950
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Diamond18
“Wargs! Get that ZERLLLLL!”
Vogonwë’s head...“Wargs! Get that ZERLLLLL!” Vogonwë’s head snapped up at this cry from one of the Orcs. No! Another poor, hapless Zerl was about to meet its death? It shouldn’t! It couldn’t! It wouldn’t! ... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
03-11-2004, 04:47 PM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,950
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Diamond18
Vogonwë was in raptures. At the Ye Olde...Vogonwë was in raptures. At the Ye Olde Stationary Shoppe he had bought paper, portfolio, pens and ink in unfailing supplies, while strange creepy creatures came out of their dens, and watched him... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
02-29-2004, 04:14 PM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,950
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Diamond18
The CalamityJaneShip followed Merisu dutifully,...The CalamityJaneShip followed Merisu dutifully, or dotifully, or deviously, depending on whose psyche you happened to be delving into at the moment. Vogonwë was feeling dutiful. He was not... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
01-27-2004, 03:26 PM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,950
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Diamond18
Merisu grabbed an arrow from her quiver and...Merisu grabbed an arrow from her quiver and stabbed it into the Zerl, crying, "A scout!" as she kicked the quivering corpse aside. "Oooh, cool," said the male members of the Audienceship, while... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
01-14-2004, 08:41 PM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,950
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Diamond18
Vogonwë had been in some long dark subterranean...Vogonwë had been in some long dark subterranean hallways in his day, but none so long and dark as this one. Darkness took him—he strayed away through thought and time, and every second was as long... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
01-14-2004, 12:58 AM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,950
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Diamond18
Pimpi was slightly perplexed. The whole episode...Pimpi was slightly perplexed. The whole episode unfolded before her large, stunning, innocent yet seductive blue eyes, in a manner she could hardly follow. A lot of hacking. Or something. Earnur... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
01-03-2004, 10:43 PM
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Replies: 313
Views: 180,950
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Diamond18
Where the Wild Things Are
Vogonwë did not at...Where the Wild Things Are Vogonwë did not at first realize that he had fallen through a trap door. He was too busy falling to realize much of anything besides, “Hey! I’m falling!” and remember... |
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