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Forum: Elvenhome 03-17-2006, 11:28 PM
Replies: 313
Views: 180,924
Posted By Kuruharan
Boots Kuruharan simply couldn’t take anymore of this. ...

Kuruharan simply couldn’t take anymore of this. He’d already regurgitated everything he’d had to eat for the past three months. If Merisuwyniel’s hushed confession turned out to be what he was...
Forum: Elvenhome 01-16-2006, 09:20 PM
Replies: 313
Views: 180,924
Posted By Kuruharan
Boots At the sight of Tan-Quickly-Hill, a thought burst...

At the sight of Tan-Quickly-Hill, a thought burst into Kuruharan’s brain.

“Wow! Nice digs. This would be an excellent site for a casino!! Surely these Maya and Velour need some way to blow off...
Forum: Elvenhome 12-18-2005, 01:16 PM
Replies: 313
Views: 180,924
Posted By Kuruharan
Boots As everyone made their way to Tan-Quickly-Hill,...

As everyone made their way to Tan-Quickly-Hill, all were satisfied that the Quest looked to be nearing completion…except one. Reaperneep plodded along all depressed and sad, his tail dragging the...
Forum: Elvenhome 08-09-2005, 03:10 PM
Replies: 313
Views: 180,924
Posted By Kuruharan
Boots A tale told by an idiot.

Chrysophylax stooped over the shattered cranium of Flourdrum. “Alas, poor Dumpling! I was once vaguely acquainted with him, Kuruharan: a fellow of infinite jest, of most depraved fancy. He hath...
Forum: Elvenhome 07-12-2005, 08:32 AM
Replies: 313
Views: 180,924
Posted By Kuruharan
Boots While this moderately nauseating scene was going...

While this moderately nauseating scene was going on, Kuruharan sat on a rock in a recently acquired rusty suit of plate armor with a ridiculously oversized lance planted in the ground next to him.
...
Forum: Elvenhome 05-16-2005, 08:59 PM
Replies: 313
Views: 180,924
Posted By Kuruharan
Boots Interview with a Dentist

“With the court’s indulgence,” said Greedhog. He walked (not flew, walked) over to the nearby hill where Gravlox was tied up. The Loyer seized the stake and ripped it out of the ground. Then he...
Forum: Elvenhome 04-02-2005, 11:04 AM
Replies: 313
Views: 180,924
Posted By Kuruharan
Boots Bingo! I have Bingo!!

Kuruharan passed into a vision, his spirit forsaking his mortal body (which went kerplop on the ground).

It seemed to the dwarf that he traveled with winged speed (but this was ridiculous as he,...
Forum: Elvenhome 03-09-2005, 05:44 PM
Replies: 313
Views: 180,924
Posted By Kuruharan
Boots All your base are belong to us

The Gallowship fled down the escalator, past the plot hole, and out the Mall. They continued fleeing pell mell until they reached an indefinite point and flopped down.

Chrysopylax pointed toward...
Forum: Elvenhome 02-07-2005, 11:21 PM
Replies: 313
Views: 180,924
Posted By Kuruharan
Boots Constitutional Velour

“How did that degenerate bum become Lord of the Breath of ‘Ard Liquor?” demanded Orogarn Two, a bit more loudly than might be considered prudent.

“Shhh,” hissed Merisuwyniel.

“I would think...
Forum: Elvenhome 01-19-2005, 11:58 PM
Replies: 313
Views: 180,924
Posted By Kuruharan
Silmaril “Now,” said Merisuwyniel as they ascended up...

“Now,” said Merisuwyniel as they ascended up toward the ceiling, “we have the pieces of the Ent that was Broken…”

Kuruharan smacked himself in the forehead. Orogarn Two rolled his eyes at the...
Forum: Elvenhome 01-12-2005, 01:05 PM
Replies: 313
Views: 180,924
Posted By Kuruharan
Boots “Now what?” asked Pimpi. Merisuwyniel drew...

“Now what?” asked Pimpi.

Merisuwyniel drew herself to her full height and her eyes shown with the light of one who is about to achieve a lifelong goal. “Yea verily! We must proceed onward to the...
Forum: Elvenhome 11-19-2004, 03:19 PM
Replies: 313
Views: 180,924
Posted By Kuruharan
Boots Invasion of the Body Snatchers...

“Land Ho!” squawked the lookout in the crow’s nest.

“Hmmuphh…” groaned a suddenly awakened Merisuwyniel.

She sat up and got out of bed and went to investigate the commotion out on deck.

The...
Forum: Elvenhome 10-20-2004, 02:18 PM
Replies: 313
Views: 180,924
Posted By Kuruharan
Boots “Ah, the Sea! This is what life as an Elf is...

“Ah, the Sea! This is what life as an Elf is really all about!” thought Merisuwyniel to herself as she sat on the bow of the Entish Surprise and giggled merrily to herself as she watched the crew...
Forum: Elvenhome 10-04-2004, 12:38 PM
Replies: 313
Views: 180,924
Posted By Kuruharan
Boots While all this was going on, Kuruharan once again...

While all this was going on, Kuruharan once again slipped off on yet another useless tangent. This was not his original intention, and it would turn out to be important later, so I guess it wasn’t...
Forum: Elvenhome 08-21-2004, 11:37 AM
Replies: 313
Views: 180,924
Posted By Kuruharan
Boots It was perfect, as if drawn straight out of some...

It was perfect, as if drawn straight out of some Romantic poet’s laudanum induced hallucination. The sky seemed to stretch on forever. It was dotted with clouds at only the most aesthetically...
Forum: Elvenhome 08-11-2004, 10:34 AM
Replies: 313
Views: 180,924
Posted By Kuruharan
Boots END OF DISK TWO!!!! DO NOT INSERT DISK THREE...

END OF DISK TWO!!!! DO NOT INSERT DISK THREE UNTIL DISK TWO HAS BEEN THOROUGHLY VIEWED!!!!

STOP THAT!!! I KNOW YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED ALL OF DISK TWO YET!!!

NO!!! WAIT!!! YOU ARE NOT LISTENING...
Forum: Elvenhome 07-13-2004, 09:55 PM
Replies: 313
Views: 180,924
Posted By Kuruharan
Boots Horrified by the advances the plot had made of...

Horrified by the advances the plot had made of recent days, Kuruharan decided that he had to do something fatuous and completely irrelevant (if that was at all possible). Thankfully, the excursion...
Forum: Elvenhome 06-03-2004, 05:48 PM
Replies: 313
Views: 180,924
Posted By Kuruharan
Boots “Is that what?” asked Earnur, in a bemused tone...

“Is that what?” asked Earnur, in a bemused tone of voice. He was still trying to figure out whether he had been here before…or after…or not yet…or something.

“…almost as if I…climbed a fence…and...
Forum: Elvenhome 11-07-2003, 10:27 PM
Replies: 313
Views: 180,924
Posted By Kuruharan
Boots Grruff carried her heroes up to the surface and...

Grruff carried her heroes up to the surface and plopped them on the ground.

Merisuwyniel briefly considered untying them, but changed her mind. As she stood and looked at the Broom she was hit by...
Forum: Elvenhome 10-29-2003, 08:10 AM
Replies: 313
Views: 180,924
Posted By Kuruharan
Boots Mordaenárur spun about and dealt Chrysophylax a...

Mordaenárur spun about and dealt Chrysophylax a blow to the noggin with the Entish Broom. Chrysophylax just stood there for a minute. Then he took a drink from his bottle and said, "Pardon...
Forum: Elvenhome 10-24-2003, 09:26 PM
Replies: 313
Views: 180,924
Posted By Kuruharan
Boots *CRASH-BANG* "Huh-wha...?" Chrysophylax...

*CRASH-BANG*

"Huh-wha...?" Chrysophylax moaned as he awoke with a start. His dragon instincts told him that something was seriously wrong.

"Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww," he groaned, clutching his...
Forum: Elvenhome 10-22-2003, 09:26 PM
Replies: 313
Views: 180,924
Posted By Kuruharan
Boots Earlier, as Kuruharan was slinking off and...

Earlier, as Kuruharan was slinking off and Vogonwë and Pimpi were "liberating" pieces of the Entish Bow, Chrysophylax was huddled in the Creature's Lounge feeling monumentally stupid and sorry for...
Forum: Elvenhome 10-19-2003, 08:21 AM
Replies: 313
Views: 180,924
Posted By Kuruharan
Boots Meanwhile, Kuruharan was in a bit of a bad mood. ...

Meanwhile, Kuruharan was in a bit of a bad mood. At that moment, he was exiting the casino by a side door. The words of Lord Dimli still rang in his head.

"I’m sorry Kuruharan, old chum, but I...
Forum: Elvenhome 10-11-2003, 08:38 AM
Replies: 313
Views: 180,924
Posted By Kuruharan
Boots By rounding a bend, cresting a rise, jumping a...

By rounding a bend, cresting a rise, jumping a gorge, crossing a plain, fording a river, pausing for lunch, taking a nap, and spinning around three times the Gallowship came to of the great fortress...
Forum: Elvenhome 09-23-2003, 11:06 AM
Replies: 313
Views: 180,924
Posted By Kuruharan
Boots The music box tune was well received by the...

The music box tune was well received by the audience. The audience, that is, of the two crickets in the rafters who chirped their approval. The rest of the room was dead silent.

Kuruharan just...
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