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Old 02-15-2005, 05:18 PM   #921
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Heh heh, good one Boro! Aspirin!
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Old 02-15-2005, 07:24 PM   #922
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Hey Boro, I like the Chinchilla thing, so much so in fact, that I fully expect to see a sequel featuring the Holy Hand Grenade of Alqualond!
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Old 02-16-2005, 06:05 PM   #923
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Ah, the Holy Hand Grenade. I shall have to consider doing that one some time.
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Old 03-01-2005, 07:08 AM   #924
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Aragorn: I would have married you if I had met you earlier.


Oh, 'Gorn, you are making me blush.




Go Frodo!




Go!




Do...what....you're....best....at.






Oh I get it now. You want me to run.

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Old 03-01-2005, 10:22 AM   #925
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Here is something I stumbled upon, I didn't even have to make it up, it already was. I got a kick out of it, hope you do too. (click)
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Old 03-04-2005, 05:41 PM   #926
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Wonderful!

Sadly, i know how Gandalf feels in that situation...

Example one, English class. A group needs an artist... I need a group because i'm anti-social and a grade...

Stupid perky kid#1: Hey! Does anyone, like, draw really good?

Friend of stupid perky kid#1: *Scouts around the room " Hey Ron! I found one over here!"

* Ka give the do-not-touch-go-back-to-your-out-kind look...

SPK#!: WOW! Your a good drawer! we need you! Really bad!

* Ka corrects his grammar within mind and answers because the teacher is getting ready to give me a D...

Ka: Fine. What do you need? Outline? Block figures? Something stupid like that? What?

SPK#1: Uh... Whatever you say, I don't speak art...

*Ka rolls eyes...

Then about an hour or so later, they finally remember something...

SPK#1: So, yeah, when I asked if you were an artist, I meant something else to.

Ka: What?

SPK#1: Not only did we need an artist, but we needed one was a modern pop-art artists...

(This is when I would stab my eyes out with coloured pencils and mutter: " No one understands a Neo-Classical in a Modern ruled world..."

Sorry, I rambled. Again. And I don't want to erase it.

Oh, yeah. sorry i was gone for a month. Traveling, you know...
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Old 03-12-2005, 03:33 PM   #927
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Okay, That last post was a rant... I'm going to redeme this thread...

It's a song anyone can sing to...


Ooo, youre givin me the fever tonight,
I dont wanna give in,
Id be playin with fire...


You forget, Ive seen you work before,
Take `em straight to the top,
Leave `em cryin for more,
Ive seen you burn `em before...


Fire and ice,
You come on like a flame,
Then you turn a cold shoulder,
Fire and ice,
I wanna give you my love,
But youll just take a little piece of my heart,

Youll just tear it apart...


Movin in for the kill tonight,
You got every advantage when they put out the lights...


Its not so pretty when it fades away,
Cause its just an illusion in this passion play,
Ive seen you burn `em before...


So you think you got it all figured out,
Youre an expert in the field, without a doubt...


But I know your methods inside and out,
And I wont be takin in by fire and ice!


You come on like a flame,
Then you turn a cold shoulder,
Fire and ice...


Now, you may laugh... But, that song is awsome!

~ Pat ka

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Old 03-13-2005, 05:11 PM   #928
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I wanna try.. even if it kinda sux0r





The sudden earthquake came as a surprise to Aragorn, & he was knocked off the top of the Seat of High Seeing.



That's a mess *nobody* wants to clean up.

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Old 03-14-2005, 06:27 PM   #929
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Don't worry! That was a good job.

I feel for pippin, that's a mess that no one would want to clean up or...
smell ...

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Old 03-14-2005, 07:50 PM   #930
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yay! Glad you liked it^ ^;

random other one:



BALROG
Gandalf, this is for abandoning me at the altar!!



ARAGORN
Wow, Age of Trees romances really *don't* work out....

&



Isengard's liquidation sale was a huge hit with the hobbits...

& (final I promise..)



What?



Everyone knows there are no monsters under the bed.



Are there...?

- -;

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Old 03-14-2005, 08:33 PM   #931
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Ha ha! I like the hobbit one! Good job!

~ Congrats Ka
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Old 03-15-2005, 12:44 AM   #932
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The Balrog stepped onto the bridge. But just before Gandalf could speak:




Balrog: You cannot pass!




Gandalf: You cannot pa- ... ... I beg you're pardon!?




Balrog: Ah Ha! The tables have turned! I am a servant of the Dark lord! Wielder of the Flame of Udun! The bright fire shall not avail you! Flame of Arnor!




Gandalf: Now you're just being silly! I don't even want to go that way! You're supposed to be coming this way!




Balrog: ... ... ... erm... ...
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Old 03-15-2005, 08:08 AM   #933
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Nice turn of events! You would think that after ages of slumbering, even a balrog would be groggy... just a bit.


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Old 03-15-2005, 02:06 PM   #934
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Good ones Hookbill and Naz...This is from a play I recently watched, of course with different characters.


You know I once had real job herding sheep, before I decided to help out my uncle. I don't like sheep, they blindly follow anyone, and show no initiative. And now I'm still followed by sheep!


Eowyn, you are my world!


What did I tell you...I'm haunted by Sheep!
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Old 03-15-2005, 08:09 PM   #935
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Sheep! Confused balrog! ^__^



I'm hotata.



I'm sorry, what?



I'm on this magazine cover & you're not!



WHAT?!!



There must be some mistake... *sob sniffle snort*


eheheh... this is addictive.....
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We need food.


Ah! A bird!


I'll shoot it & we'll have it for dinner!


Wait! Why are you pointing that at ME---


I'm terrible.
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Old 03-21-2005, 12:21 PM   #937
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1420! Even orcs love KFC...


You know, ever since we've left with Saruman's order we aint had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days!


Yeeeaaahhh, why can't we have some meat? What about them...overthere


(off screen) yahh them look fresh...


They are not for eat-ing! They are for Him!


What about them legs, he don't like those. Ooooh they look tasty!


Get back scum!


Come on, just a mouthful! He won't notice.


No! (Big orc moshpit)
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Old 03-23-2005, 04:45 PM   #938
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1420! Don't know where this came from.


Heh heh! Pippin is such a dork!

Ha! You said it!

Careful! He might over hear us!

Too late! Hahahahahaha!!!!

Uh oh! What's he doing?!

AH! I've been hit! ehhhhh *dies*

Oh no! He's coming right at us!

Ah! Nooooooooo.....

Eeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*jumps off cliff*

Hahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!

Pip! What did you do?!

Ah! Nevermind! No! Nooo!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

And thus the Fellowship of the Ring gradually came to an end leaving Pippin to destroy the ring.

Ooo, butterscotch!

Nevermind.
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Old 03-23-2005, 11:13 PM   #939
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HA HA!!! That was awsome! I especially love the picture of Legolas' paused jog... Priceless...


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Wow Nim, Pippin's a beast.




Boromir: Oh my Eru! That was hilarious!
Faramir: I didn't do anything you're the one who planted the banana!


Denethor: Ahem!


Denethor: Faramir! You should be ashamed of yourself!
Boromir: Faramir didn't do it, father. I did.


Denethor: I know he didn't, but he should have stopped you. You don't know any better. Now go run along and play with the new Risk game I got you.


Boromir: For me! Hahaha world domination! Bye bro!


Bu...bu...but...


Oh stop blubbering.
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Old 03-25-2005, 09:47 PM   #941
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That's how it seems though



Cookie to anyone who knows what song that's from!
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Old 04-05-2005, 01:59 PM   #942
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Pipe


An unsuspecting Frodo takes a walk.

Why hello there, hobbit! Where be you a going?

Nowhere important! Why do you ask?

You're going to destroy the Ring of Power, aren't you?! We'll just see about that! Garrrr!!!

What are you doing? No. No!

Gandalf: Ha ha! Gotcha!
Frodo: Help! Help me!

Hark! A hobbit in trouble! Come, Aragorn! We ride!

*both set out after 'hobbit-napper'*

Fools! They shan't catch me!

Hahaha! Faster my horsey! Faster!

Quick! We must set our own hobbits on him! *thinks back on time they had to use them on Boromir when he tried to steal the ring*

Eomer: Yes! We shall have this captor in no time!
*five minutes later*

Thank you kind sirs! I don't know how I can ever fully repay you! Here, take this ring!

'Tis all in the day's work! Come, Aragorn!

Wait! Who are you?

No one of consequence.

I must know!

Get used to disappointment! *rides away with Gandalf who is bound in chains*

I knew I should have gotten "The Shadowfax."

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Lame, I know.
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Old 04-07-2005, 08:42 PM   #943
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LOL, you guys are good! Who could have guessed this thread would still be here? Cool!
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Gollum has to take his precious test...



Sir! Sir! I don't understand this question! My precious!



What have I told you about calling me that!?



We didn't mean you! Did we precious? No, no, no...



THAT IT! You are banned from the exam!



WHAT? HOW DARE YOU!

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Old 04-20-2005, 04:34 PM   #945
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No idea where this came from....


Celeborne: Yes, I don't think I like that dwarf fellow. Elessar seems like a pretty decent guy, though. What about those hobbits? They seem to be---

BLEEHHHH!!!!

EEEEEEK!!!! *faints*

.................

Ah.


Aragorn: *whispering* That didn't quite have the effect I wanted.
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I love that pic of Viggo!
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A bored Boromir studies a fly on the wall.

*hears whistling noise*

Ag!

Uhh! *fwop! fwop!*

*shudders*


Legolas!!! Could you please find some where else to do that???!!!!

But there was a fly on the wall!!!

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I do *not* nance like a fairy!


*nances*


Damn.


*GASP* Legolas said "damn"!


Shut up, hobbit!


Yeek!


GRARR!




Whoops.

Later....


Legolas, why did you injure Frodo?


What? What do you mean?




um..


Hehehehehe... *nervous laughter*


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Then you burn it all up!!
Now, let me get this straight.....
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Sir, I'm afriad there's been a... situation.

What is it this time? More straggling orcs?

I'm afraid not, sir. It is... much worse than that. <clears throat> It appears that a very large gathering a wombats has assembled on our southern border.

<gasp> It can't be!! Not the WOMBATS!!!!

I'm afraid so, sire. I recommend immediate evacuation of all cities along the souther border.

Hmm... that does seem wise, but it seem like such a shame to leave everything, now that we've almost completed our Ben&Jerry's... No. No, I've decided it can't be done. We cannot leave when we are so close to everything we have ever dreamed of!!

But sir! Think of all the lollipops that could be needlessly wasted if we do not act!

Are you questioning my judgement, Mortimer? Because, if you are...

No, no! Of course not, sire. It's just that I do have some hesitation about leaving ourselves prone to those theiving wombats... <shudders>

I understand your concerns, Mortimer, and believe me, I've thought this through. But the time has to sacrifice all for the sake of icecream!!!!! MUAHAHA... um, 'scuse me... tickle in the throat...

<screams> IT'S TOO LATE!!!!! THEY HAVE COME FOR US... RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!

<glares> I TOLD you this would happen...

Don't be a fool, Mortimer. You must have guessed by now that I HAVE JOINED THE DARK SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!


<sleep deprived> Okay... who knows where THAT came from...?!
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I have no clue where that came from, but still hilarious. I've finally found some pictures to get this thread back active...


Grishnakh: You think the Mouth of Sauron has bad teeth, look at these!


Orc 1: Those are nothing compared to mine.


Orc 2: Looks like you brush them on a regular basis. Check out these...


Uruk 1: Saruman's Uruk-hai still remain supreme!


Orc 3: Shut up fool. No one beats mine.




Ugluk: That settles it. The rabid mutant dog with Mad Cow's Disease wins. Now get back into line. And someone get rid of that...thing
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Ha! Once again Boromir you put me to tears of laughter. That bit you made reminds me to well of my uncle and brother boasting about their hygene habits (Which doesn't include teeth only). Wonderfully done with the help of a mad dog. Thanks for getting this thread back up.


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Old 06-26-2005, 07:37 PM   #953
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Hehehe, mutant rabid mad cow dog!!

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Old 07-20-2005, 07:14 PM   #954
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Gandalf the White...the true story


Gandalf, my old friend! You've been so torpid lately. Not your usual self at all!


I know. After that humiliating defeat from the Balrog, nothing seems worth doing anymore. *limp sigh*


You know...I have a very revitalizing tonic that might help you. It worked wonders for my mast...er, friend.


O Really? I shall have to try some.

***later***


Well?!? Did he drink the bleach?!

***elsewhere***


I feel so refreshed!

***meanwhile***


Bad Grima! No biscuit!
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Old 07-20-2005, 10:46 PM   #955
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Oddwen, that was genius. Lovely use of cleaners!


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Old 07-21-2005, 08:22 AM   #956
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I forgot how fun these were...

-*-*-*-*-*-*-


Guess what Frodo! I'm leth-ar-gic!


Um...Pippin, that's not a good thing.


Is too!


No, really it's not. And you're not it.


Ha! You're just jealous because I'm leth-ar-gic and you're not!


Am too am too am too...


Zzzzz....

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Old 07-21-2005, 02:12 PM   #957
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ha! It sounds exactly like my friends Sara and Megan... Sara of course, in all of her knowledgable-ness would be acting like frodo. Megan of course pippin, in all of her nonesense...

Wonderfully done... Now I have to do one! These are so much fun...

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Old 07-21-2005, 02:41 PM   #958
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Open up you piece of junk! Now! Open!




Maybe Gandalf is too old to open the door to Moria...



Oh no! Then... How- How are we going to get in, and complete the quest!



Gandalf's gonna to die!!!



No... It can't happen!



Would you two shut up!

A while later...


Maybe I am too old... *sniff*

Yep. It wasn't really funny, and the pictures are way too big, but that was all I can find. Oh well, I thought it was funny.

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I'm gonna try to use all the Council Members faces to create a scene, so if it's doesn't make sense, forgive me.



Aragorn: The Ring must be destroyed.


Legolas: And they call me Captain Obvious.


Ottar: (nods head in approvement)


Thrarin: Elves are so stupid.


Saelbeth: You're stupid.


Gandalf: Ok, guys that's enough, let's get down to business.


Man 1: Yes, please. I say we throw it in the Sea.


Galdor: That's supposed to be my idea.


Farin: Well he said it first...stupid elves always trying to take other people's ideas.


Elf 1: If you don't have anything nice to say. Don't say anything at all.


Gimli: Sit down before I break you in half.


Frodo: Oh god, I'm scared.


Boromir: (thinks) He better not get the ring.


Hugin: Let's ask Elrond what to do.


Fror: Ya, what would Elrond do?


Elrond: How did these idiots ever find their way here.


Erland: I heard that. We don't have to put up with this. Jarnsmid surely agrees with me.


Jarnsmid: (snore)


Figwit: Wow, Erestor's pretty hot.


Erestor: Ahhh, why won't people stop asking me to go on a date!!! I'm a guy!!!


Silinde: You are?

And that's the proceedings of the Council of Elrond we didn't see!
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Old 09-17-2005, 09:41 AM   #960
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That was diffrent.
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