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Old 08-14-2006, 05:20 PM   #11361
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Old 08-14-2006, 07:47 PM   #11362
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Old 08-16-2006, 07:11 AM   #11363
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Old 08-16-2006, 07:18 AM   #11364
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Old 08-16-2006, 04:32 PM   #11365
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Old 08-16-2006, 09:30 PM   #11366
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Old 08-17-2006, 12:29 AM   #11367
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Old 08-17-2006, 09:08 AM   #11368
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Old 08-18-2006, 09:08 AM   #11369
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Old 08-18-2006, 09:57 AM   #11370
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Old 08-18-2006, 10:03 AM   #11371
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Old 08-18-2006, 10:09 AM   #11372
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The Shelob's lair tourist department sent out their best mime to meet Sam.

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Old 08-18-2006, 10:14 AM   #11373
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PJ: Okay to win this tug-o-war I will be the anchor and I will have stage hand# 5 tape your wrists so as to strenghten them up a bit.
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Old 08-18-2006, 10:56 AM   #11374
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Old 08-18-2006, 12:40 PM   #11375
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Old 08-18-2006, 12:41 PM   #11376
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Old 08-18-2006, 12:45 PM   #11377
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Old 08-18-2006, 02:46 PM   #11378
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PJ: Now that Boromir has been killed off, think I can be Disco King?

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Old 08-18-2006, 02:56 PM   #11379
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Old 08-18-2006, 03:13 PM   #11380
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Old 08-18-2006, 05:06 PM   #11381
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Old 08-18-2006, 06:35 PM   #11382
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Old 08-18-2006, 08:52 PM   #11383
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Old 08-18-2006, 11:42 PM   #11384
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A scene from the film Crouching Hobbit, Hidden Director.

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PJ: Check out this sweet new cloak of invisibility I've got in my hands.


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Peter Jackson demonstrates the choreography for the now-famous "Hokey Pokey Scene" of The Return of the Disco King.
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Old 08-19-2006, 12:20 AM   #11385
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Right Sam this is the awkward bit, when you put on the ring you will become invisible, so I am going to have to show you how this invisible bow works, oh and by the way I've changed this bit of the story also, the ring turns you ivisible but not your clothes, how are you at uncloaking really fast?............
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Old 08-19-2006, 12:45 PM   #11386
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PJ:Right this is your bow... wait a minute, wheres it gone???
(Tolkien pureists sneaking off the side):hahahaha we will stop you ruining LOTR!!!! Sam had no bow!!!
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Old 08-19-2006, 01:07 PM   #11387
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PJ: ... so then I took him by the arm and said, "you'd better get back here you" and then-

Guy: Erm, Peter, you've been talking for 5 hours now... and I cant' find Sean's pulse.
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Old 08-20-2006, 11:19 PM   #11388
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Old 08-21-2006, 01:24 AM   #11389
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Peter Jackson (on his encounter with the weta): ....so I grabbed that bug off my leg and shook him real hard. And then I said to him, "Crawl up my shorts again and I'll be sure to squish you and your entire family!" And then-

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Old 08-21-2006, 03:15 AM   #11390
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OR

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Old 08-21-2006, 06:15 AM   #11391
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Just as PJ is about to step into action he notices Sam's not playing.

PJ: "What's up with you? If you accuse me of tampering with the ball again, I'm going back to the pavilion!"
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Old 08-21-2006, 07:18 AM   #11394
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Old 08-21-2006, 08:57 AM   #11395
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PJ: I went to the centre of the ring and threw a left then a right, followed by a swift uppercut. Then this other bloke got in the ring and I thought, what the hell does he want. Well he hit me so hard I had to pay to get back in. My manager pushed me back into the ring, and this other bloke hit me again, well that made me so angry I lost my temper along with my two front teeth and a pint of blood, I proceeded to hit his fist as hard as could with my face, and at the end I was so glad I did'nt have to walk back to the dressing room.

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PJ: "Look, the studio has decided they want a bigger audience for this film, so we're aiming for a U certificate. Rather than all this stabbing and violence, we thought we'd have a nice, domesticated spider, and this will be The Farm of Cirith Ungol. You'll be milking Shelob instead. Like this. Whaddya reckon?"
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Pipe PJ's getting carried away again...

PJ: "I think it'd be cool if we went kind've Jackie Chan with this spider-battling scene, maybe strike one of his poses - something like this? In fact, it probably wouldn't hurt you to throw in a bit of a Chinese accent - if you think you can."

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Old 08-22-2006, 01:16 AM   #11398
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Frodo:

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OR yet!

Frodo: Sorry, Lobelia! You still can't have Bag End! I don't care if you've gone on a shaving strike.
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Old 08-22-2006, 06:37 AM   #11399
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