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Old 08-31-2006, 04:31 PM   #11481
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Hobbits, super glue, and ale never mix well together.....
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Old 08-31-2006, 06:05 PM   #11482
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Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin celebrate their successful Halloween prank.

Pumpkin Hobbit: Guys? ....oof...I think I'm stuck in here...
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Old 08-31-2006, 07:15 PM   #11483
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The newest Hobbit drinking game, first one to jug their ale has to eat a pumpkin before they can drink another ale.
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Old 08-31-2006, 07:27 PM   #11484
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The hobbit's synchronized toasting didn't draw as much attention as Sandyman's oversized pumpkin at the annual Green Dragon Talent Show.
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Old 08-31-2006, 07:50 PM   #11485
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Having their anual "staring intensly at our mugs contest" Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin didn't notice Bag End being plunderd
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Old 08-31-2006, 10:03 PM   #11486
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Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!
It's January 3rd; the hobbits raise their mugs for the annual Birthday Toast:

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Old 08-31-2006, 10:19 PM   #11487
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Old 09-01-2006, 12:09 AM   #11488
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"Wonder Quadruplets... ACTIVATE!!"

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At the end of a long day on the hunt, the victorious pumpkin hunters toast their success. This pumpkin would no longer terrorize the good citizens of Hobbiton.
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Old 09-01-2006, 02:15 AM   #11489
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The Hobbits place their mugs on top of an invisble box.

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Old 09-01-2006, 09:05 AM   #11490
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Merry: See! Now we have a whole pint.
Frodo: But who's going to get to drink it?


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Old 09-01-2006, 09:10 AM   #11491
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Pippin: No, it's no use, even when we put them all together we can't get to the size of that pumpkin.
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Old 09-01-2006, 09:16 AM   #11492
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They were so drunk that they thought each of them had a mug.
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Old 09-01-2006, 10:02 PM   #11493
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White Tree

Frodo: All right, ready to splash our ale on the guy with the pumpkin?
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Old 09-01-2006, 11:49 PM   #11494
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The Habit of Half-pint Hobbits

Mine's bigger than everyone else's, said Merry merrily.

So's your head, said Sam sarcastically.

You can't even see mine, fretted Frodo.

I'm just glad I have one, said Pippin proudly.
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Old 09-02-2006, 12:09 PM   #11495
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Old 09-02-2006, 02:20 PM   #11496
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When fairytales collide....

As the others raised their mugs of foaming ale and Sam raised his orange juice, he reflected that an invitation to socialise with his superiors was bound to have a catch - not only was he designated driver but he had to make a carriage from a giant pumpkin...
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Old 09-03-2006, 02:06 AM   #11497
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Sam is upset to find that Merry was right when he said, "your mug's not bigger than ours; it's just closer to your eyes."
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Old 09-03-2006, 10:22 AM   #11498
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The Hobbits had been sitting like that, ever since Gandalf revealed his secret engagement to Radagast.
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Old 09-03-2006, 10:26 AM   #11499
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The Hobbits had been sitting like that, ever since Gandalf revealed his secret engagement to Radagast.
And that was 4 years ago...
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Old 09-03-2006, 10:36 AM   #11500
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That was the intended joke, yes.

Maybe I should have added an amount of time, but there is no need with Hookbill around.
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Old 09-03-2006, 10:47 AM   #11501
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Merry: "My cup-a-soup is a bit Haywain flavoured." The Hobbits grimaced as Merry went into his familiar Slade At Home routine from Reeves and Mortimer.

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Sam didn't really feel like joining in with the hearty cheer of "Skol!" as he was on lemonade, being designated driver for the evening.
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Old 09-04-2006, 12:42 PM   #11502
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Frodo didn't really have a mug, concealed behind Merry's mug was the ring which he had secretly saved
(He was planning the deaths of everyone in the pub, thats why hes smiling)
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Old 09-04-2006, 01:19 PM   #11503
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Frodo thinking: I'm never been any good at sports, but now I've won 3 cups! Hope I don't get mugged...

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Old 09-04-2006, 07:17 PM   #11504
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The Hobbits give a toast to the possibility of the Hobbit coming out in 2007.



Smaug gloats over his two Survivor victories OR

Smaug: "It's mine! My own! My Precious!"
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Old 09-05-2006, 01:04 AM   #11505
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As Bilbo bends down to pick up a penny, he has a slight accident, which results in a cloud of foul smelling gas erupt from his behind. The Dragon says: Phew young hobbit, that is one strong stink, it's burning my nostrils.
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Old 09-05-2006, 02:33 AM   #11506
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Smaug: *singing* I am so Rich! I am so Rich! You are poor! But I am Rich!

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Smaug: Pass me that big beer mug would you?

Bilbo: It's a pot of Gold.

Smaug: Is it? Wow. Who are you again?
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Old 09-05-2006, 04:59 AM   #11507
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Old 09-05-2006, 08:04 AM   #11508
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Bilbo starts vomiting when he relizes the truth... gold is really just dragon doo-doo(i mean if they never leave their hoard where do they go?)
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Old 09-05-2006, 08:33 AM   #11509
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Bilbo: See, I am bald! It was just a wig!

Smaug: Oooohhh! I see.

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Smaug: You think that's all a pile of Gold? Well, you know how my belly is covered in jewels? And... Well, all these years without exercise and not a female Dragon for miles... I let myself go a little... and then a little more... and so on...

Bilbo: Oooohhh! I see.
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Old 09-05-2006, 08:48 AM   #11510
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The annual soap bubble challenge:
Smaug:Lo! I'm blowing bubbles out of my nose!
Bilbo: Oh, that's nothing. I've covered myself in bubbles! Just finishing my left leg...

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Little Red Riding Bilbo: Oh Grandma, your nose are so big!
Big Bad Smaug: It's because I want to smell your odour!

OR

Bilbo: You know, when I was younger I could bend all the way down here, (touches his toes) but now I can only bend like this (bends 90 degrees).
Smaug: Same thing here! A few hundred years ago, I could bite my tail!
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Old 09-05-2006, 09:16 AM   #11511
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The pile of treasure, (background) was furious finding Smaug sleeping with another pile of treasure.
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Old 09-05-2006, 09:30 AM   #11512
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Bilbo forgets the Dwarves he left at the end of the secret tunnel and bows to the Dragon's majesty!
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Old 09-05-2006, 09:53 AM   #11513
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Smaug: Well you see...I ummm...well I...Oh Shut up!

or

Bilbo: While you can smell you you cannot see me and therein lies your problem in dealing with me.

Smaug: *thinking* Old fool! Does he really think he's invisible...this particular artist gave me the advantage of the vapor of gas and dark outline of this hobbit.
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Old 09-05-2006, 10:12 AM   #11514
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Pipe He'd probably never make it on ME Idol, but...

Smaug (singing to himself): "If were a rich dragon, na na na na na na na na na; see I'd have all the money in the world if I were a wealthy dra-a-a-a-gon."
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Bilbo nearly falls over in shock - just in front of him, by the fire-runes along the outside - is the One Giant Mug to rule them All!

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Old 09-05-2006, 11:17 PM   #11520
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Smaug: Ugh! It's always smoke and mirrors with you thieves, seriously, me falling for your two-bit act is about as likely as stopping my equally plunging waist line...

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Smaug was not ready for most things, let alone being hassled by pizzarias for his exceptional bill...

Smaug: I really am becoming tired of pizza boy, okay...


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