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Old 09-25-2006, 08:12 AM   #11641
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Never tell a Steward that he is not a real king or he will weep all day. . .

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Old 09-25-2006, 09:58 AM   #11642
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Old 09-25-2006, 11:18 AM   #11643
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Old 09-25-2006, 11:33 AM   #11644
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Denethor: I'm Melting! MEEEELLLTTTIINNNGGG!

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Old 09-25-2006, 11:40 AM   #11645
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Here we go again...

Faramir: Father what's wrong!?

Denethor: Gandalf the Grey uncloaked!

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Old 09-25-2006, 03:32 PM   #11646
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Denethor is obviously in a classic example of the horrible aesthetical debate: Marble vs. Stylized Stonework...

or...

Denethor was never comfortable with interviews...

Denethor: My socks dooooooon't match!!!!

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Old 09-25-2006, 04:54 PM   #11647
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Old 09-25-2006, 05:39 PM   #11648
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Denethor actually survived being set on fire and Aragorn kept himto watch the throne for a while.

Denethor: I will not bow to this Ranger from the North!!!!! I'll grovel instead! WAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
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Old 09-26-2006, 02:58 PM   #11650
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Denethor's reaction to the spider he saw crawling on his throne.
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Old 09-26-2006, 06:20 PM   #11652
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Old 09-26-2006, 07:10 PM   #11653
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Old 09-26-2006, 07:16 PM   #11654
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Old 09-26-2006, 07:39 PM   #11655
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Are we just making up captions for imaginary pictures or is there suposed to be one in Boro's post ?
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Old 09-26-2006, 08:31 PM   #11656
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Old 09-26-2006, 10:02 PM   #11658
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Denethor's reaction to not even getting past the auditions in Middle-Earth Idol.

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Old 09-26-2006, 10:54 PM   #11659
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For one last good measure, Ian makes sure there are no jokes, references, off-handed compliments, spouts of wisdom, spouts of wisdom with a hint of humor for comic relief, or anything else of the 'uncloacking' nature...


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Old 09-26-2006, 11:13 PM   #11660
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PJ: And here's the idea I had in mind that I spoke to you about earlier. You know the Pyscho shower scene featuring Gandalf.

or

PJ: And here's the picture of me and the kids in the bahamas.

or

PJ: When the sentries are up on the wall with the host of Mordor approaching I was thinking that we could have them do an impromptu kick-line. What do you think?
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Old 09-27-2006, 12:08 AM   #11661
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P.J: And this is the total rewriting of The Battle of the Pelennor Fields

Gandalf: But it says here that I get a good thrashing from The Witch-king, that's absurd.

P.J: Ok we'll have him just break your staff.

Gandalf: Lot's of people will be very upset.

P.J: Only the fools who buy the Extended Edition.
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Old 09-27-2006, 02:55 AM   #11662
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While waiting for PJ to realise that he has stolen the palantir from under his nose, Ian reads Jacksons diary.

OR

PJ: So, as you can see on page 32 in diagram 9, the Orcs are actually going to grow wings and try and take you back to Barad-Dur.

Ian: Have you been drinking?

Pj: No! Anyway, I've got to go and film Sauron telling his Orcs to "Fly, my pretties!"
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Old 09-27-2006, 03:48 AM   #11663
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Ian: This is how you make a paper Nazgul
PJ: Great! Now we don't need those expensive computer generated monsters!

OR

PJ: Yuck! Who's the dead guy that's been using the script to blow his nose!
Ian: Hmmm, looks like an orc considering the color... (<-- Sherlock for those who didn't know that!)
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Old 09-27-2006, 12:16 PM   #11664
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Gandalf: Oh, they're redheads this time. ( -to the movie not Morm)
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Old 09-27-2006, 12:55 PM   #11665
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Ian: I'm not acting in your films in there are penguins in them. Look here, the Downer is spammed with horrible news about penguins...

PJ: But Ian hey, the penguin will be only this size...

Ian: No! No penguins! Or I'll uncloack!

PJ: Got it! No penguins!
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Ian: Ho-ho-ho! Phantom, you really don't like that Alien!

(Yes, Gil, I'm always promoting my Newspaper. )
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Old 09-27-2006, 01:52 PM   #11667
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The real reason Gandalf was of no fixed abode....

Gandalf's builder explains why they have gone so much over budget and that it is going to cost an awful lot more to finish his house .....


PJ: "You agreed to the Belfalas marble... it is top quality but we had to ship it from Dol Amroth and get dwarves to work it..... then you changed the plain glazing to finest Lamedon stained glass.. sure we could cut corners but you won't get on "grand designs"....and Sarumna will laugh at you... "
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PJ: "Right, take this & look at it - this is how I want your dance to go at the Party."

Gandalf: "But...these are just simple drawings of stick-figures in barely altered positions."

PJ: "You're supposed to staple them together and then flip through them quickly. It makes it look like they're moving. I've got one that'll show you how to dance The Tarantella as well."
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Old 09-27-2006, 05:22 PM   #11669
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Old 09-28-2006, 05:56 AM   #11671
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Ian: What is this?

PJ: Umm... Paper.

Ian: What? This is... pawhat?

PJ: Well, you know... Pa-per.

Ian: This? This is paper?

PJ: Yes... I definitely think that is paper.

Ian: No way! You can't be serious!

PJ: Yea, I'm not. That is really a three headed pink bunny.

Ian: Oh. Yeah. I knew it!

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Old 09-30-2006, 01:48 PM   #11674
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As the Barrow Wight reaches for another glass of Gin, Frodo lets him know that he's had enough.

OR

Frodo: Ah! A fly! Don't move!

OR yet!

Assuming it's (from left to right) Sam, Pippin and Merry...

Merry dreams that he is reciting the national anthem of the Shire.
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Old 09-30-2006, 02:25 PM   #11676
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Frodo takes a hack at the Barrow's hand.

Barrow: Ouch that really hurt, I was just trying to get the sword my cousin borrowed yesterday.

Frodo: Aren't you an evil barrow-wight?

Barrow: We are so misunderstood just because a few wights like to make hobbit sacrifices, doesn't mean all of us like to.

Frodo: I'm terribly sorry for the mistake, but what do you expect me to do if I see a large, clawy snake like hand slithering into the room.

Barrow: Next time do some research before you just go trying to hack off people's hands.
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The novelty hand shaped green night-light Sam liked was really starting to get on Frodo's nerves!

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Old 10-01-2006, 11:01 AM   #11679
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Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.
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Old 10-01-2006, 05:19 PM   #11680
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Frodo: No! You first gave me a huge neg-rep than banned me for life!
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