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Old 10-11-2006, 04:56 AM   #11721
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Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
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Old 10-11-2006, 05:24 AM   #11722
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Old 10-11-2006, 05:55 AM   #11723
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Big Orc: The rules state:

1. Anyone lagging behind gets beaten

2. Any falling out gets their behind eaten, Buuuurrrrp.

3. The Orc Boss must fight off Anorexia, with lots of success.
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Old 10-11-2006, 12:55 PM   #11724
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Old 10-11-2006, 01:31 PM   #11725
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Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.
Michael Jackson was so depressed over gaining weight and losing his hair he decided to get "just one more" nose job.
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Old 10-11-2006, 01:36 PM   #11726
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After letting the Ring go, Bilbo found that, not only did time catch up with him, but it went a little too fast.

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Old 10-11-2006, 01:51 PM   #11727
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Old 10-11-2006, 02:49 PM   #11728
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Old 10-11-2006, 02:54 PM   #11729
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Old 10-11-2006, 11:38 PM   #11730
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Old 10-12-2006, 12:41 AM   #11731
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Old 10-12-2006, 08:20 AM   #11732
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Old 10-12-2006, 01:02 PM   #11733
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Old 10-12-2006, 07:20 PM   #11734
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Old 10-12-2006, 07:25 PM   #11735
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Old 10-13-2006, 07:01 PM   #11736
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Old 10-13-2006, 08:38 PM   #11737
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Old 10-15-2006, 10:51 AM   #11738
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Old 10-16-2006, 02:10 AM   #11739
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Pass me another Fat One....said Shelob

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Old 10-16-2006, 09:40 AM   #11740
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After a long day of marching and making gutteral throat noises "Heblob" decided he was long due for a visit to the spa.

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Old 10-16-2006, 02:51 PM   #11741
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Orc offscreen 1: Poor Grishnuk lost his nose in a fight.

Orc offscreen 2: How does he smell?

Orc offscreen 1: AWFUL!

Orcs offscreen: BWAHAHAHA!!!!

Grishnuk: I swear, if you guys make that joke ONE MORE TIME...
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Old 10-16-2006, 05:28 PM   #11742
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Old 10-20-2006, 09:39 PM   #11743
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Hey, he said he'd burn his nose off of he didn't get a new picture soon...
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Old 10-20-2006, 11:14 PM   #11744
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Boromir's new fashion obsession.
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Old 10-21-2006, 12:48 AM   #11745
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Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
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Old 10-21-2006, 08:16 AM   #11746
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Hearing that Hugo Weaving was going to be on set, Boromir wanted to impress him with his best 'Agent Boromir' look.
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Old 10-21-2006, 08:40 AM   #11747
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Bthberry is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Bthberry is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Bthberry is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.
Sean Bean, Englishman, resorts to a disability device to help accomodate himself to something he'd rarely seen, sunshine.
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Old 10-21-2006, 09:01 AM   #11748
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Old 10-21-2006, 10:03 AM   #11749
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Boromir: I must return to Gondor, I have been gone too long, for when I last looked upon the fair White City of Minas Tirith things looked very dark indeed.

Pippin: Have you tried it without the glasses.
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Old 10-21-2006, 11:19 AM   #11750
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During the 3D special edition of The Lord of the Rings, Sean comes out feeling a little ripped off.

Bean: 3D indeed! These glasses are useless.

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Boromir: No matter how fiery Sauron's eye is, I can now combat it!
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Old 10-21-2006, 11:24 AM   #11751
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The disco king trys to set another trend

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Old 10-21-2006, 11:27 AM   #11752
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Sean thought he looked pretty sharpe in his new shades...


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Old 10-21-2006, 05:33 PM   #11753
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Old 10-21-2006, 07:09 PM   #11754
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Boromir finally realizes why the world was so dark.
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Old 10-21-2006, 11:23 PM   #11755
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Old 10-22-2006, 06:38 AM   #11756
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As if the Black Breath wasn't enough, The Lord of the Nazgul sets the Dark Shades of Mordor on Boromir.


When the black shades grows
on the end of your nose
and all lights pass,
come gathagas! come gathagas!
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Old 10-23-2006, 10:27 AM   #11757
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Boromir's "Starsky and Hutch" impression stirred up alot of annoyance and confusion among the Fellowship.
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Old 10-23-2006, 10:38 AM   #11758
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Sean: Do we have to do another night shoot?

PJ: Erm... take off your glasses.

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Old 10-23-2006, 04:05 PM   #11759
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In Honor of Hookbill the Goomba

"These glasses are absolutely dark. Let Gandalf uncloak all he wants."

(Thought that this thread had gone too long without an old standby!)
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