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Old 10-05-2002, 10:31 AM   #1
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Shield Things a character would not have wanted to be caught doing

.... and imagine someone had caught them doing it!
Eowyn: messing around with lipstick, trying and failing to apply mascara.
Sam: laughing nastily and putting something into Frodo´s food
Pippin: THINKING!!
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Old 10-05-2002, 11:15 AM   #2
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hehe. Funny. I'll try a few, though I'm not very funny..

* Elrond dancing in front of his mirror with an inflatable guitar.

* Aragorn trying on a dress, and high heeled shoes.

* Gimli with a razor an inch away from his face.

* Galadriel swimming in her birdbath, splashing around and making a huge mess.
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Old 10-05-2002, 02:10 PM   #3
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Aragorn: hitting on the waitress at the Pony

Legolas: hitting on Butterbur

Gimli: eating a veggie burger
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Old 10-05-2002, 03:09 PM   #4
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Pippin: THINKING!!
LOL! That's classic. That is hilarious.
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Sam: Having a real conversation with Gollum

Treebeard: Running or skipping or walking fastly in any way

Pippin: Actually not thinking about food
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Old 10-05-2002, 03:24 PM   #5
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*Wormtongue hitting on Arwen
*Gandalf watching a soap opera
*Legolas making mud pies
*Aragorn getting a massage/facial
*Elrond searching Frodo's room for the ring

I'll post more when I can think of more.
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Old 10-05-2002, 04:18 PM   #6
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Nevfeniel-love the Elrond searching bit!

Sauron writing up his resignation.
Galadriel using the mirror to get the scoop on the horce races.
Aragorn picking his teeth with Andruil.
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Old 10-05-2002, 07:29 PM   #7
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Gollum - eating something other than meat

Gimli - frolocking (sp?) through a forest, singing along with the birdies

Legolas - mining deep underground, singin a song in time to his hammer blows

Tom Bombadil - forgetting the words to his song/poems
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Old 10-05-2002, 08:02 PM   #8
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LOL, love the post with the ring-searching bit [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Let's see...I'll give this a try although I'm not funny [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img]

Saruman: making out with a she-Orc [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Nazgul: Trying on new, colorful clothes such as Hawaiian shirts [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Legolas and Gimli: giving each other haircuts O.o

Pippin: Dressing like a girl and hitting on Farmer Maggot just so he can steal more food from the crops [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Elrond: sitting down on his bed after a long day and taking off his wig, revealing that he is very bald [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Old 10-05-2002, 08:57 PM   #9
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Saruman: Smoking pipe-weed (only that's true).

Shelob: Weaving a web that says "Amazing Pig". (or whatever it was)

Sauron: Putting a giant contact lense in his Lidless Eye.

Sam: Stepping on a flower.
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Old 10-06-2002, 06:50 AM   #10
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hey these r great u guys....
heres my pathetic attempt....
* sam revealing his true feelings for frodo
* sauron admitting the lidless eye makes him sweat...
* elrond replacing the ring with a bottle cap
* frodo hurrying to leave bag end, only to discover he forgot the ring
* sauron telling his gondor neighbours hes only renting mount doom

cmon im tired.... lol
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They're really hilarious. Ok I'm useless at this, but what the hey (did I just say what the hey?).
Aragorn-Waxing his chest
Saruman-Writing an agony-uncle (Dear Saruman) page
Frodo-wearing coloured contacts
Pippin-Doing a degree in polotics
Legolas-rolling in mud

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Me-learning to spell
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Old 10-06-2002, 10:02 AM   #13
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LOL! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] This is too great...I'll try my hand at it, although I might just be horrible entirely....

*Aragorn fighting off a Nazgul with a bagette (the bread)

*Frodo using the Ring to take a peek at Arwen..*ahem*

*Gimli baking a pie

*Merry thinking about Pippin think about Sam thinking about Frodo thinking about Pippin not thinking about food

Yeah....that last one was a litte odd, but it was fun!!!!
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Old 10-06-2002, 12:13 PM   #14
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Merry thinking about Pippin think about Sam thinking about Frodo thinking about Pippin not thinking about food
Whoa. Let me see...

Merry thinking about Pippin...thinking about...Sam who is thinking about Frodo.....

Whoa. That is way too confusing. I'm not even going to try and think about that one.
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*Treebeard rolling other trees at Halloween.
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Treebeard: Only writing on ONE side of the paper.

Legolas: Putting on his foundation and lip gloss, then shaving his legs.

Aragorn: Making out with Eowyn.

Gandalf: Making out with Galadriel.

Elrond: Taking Rogaine
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LLLLLLOOOOOOLLLLLLL *dies*
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Legolas: Putting on his foundation and lip gloss, then shaving his legs.
LOL, Lady_Espel...I dunno but I can see Legolas rolling in mud...with me that is...all right all right *slaps self* I'll stop now [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Well, everyone thinks he's clean, cut i dunno...
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Jesus, my spelling is awful, of course i meant but
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I dunno but I can see Legolas rolling in mud...with me that is...
So I'm no the only here that thinks that...*Duges a rotten tomato* OK! OK! I'll stop!

I might as well have a go at it, and Lady_Espel, look at it this way, your spellings WAY better than Mine [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Aragorn: Listening to Opra and even trying to sing along

Boromir: Sledding down a moutain useing his gaint shield as a snowboard

Legolas: Breakdanceing and rapping in front of a mirror

Sauramon: Painting his nails

Elrond: Reading a book with the title "Rekindleing Romance for Dummies" (I might add thats a real book)

Frodo: Makeing out with Rose [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
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Frodo: Makeing out with Rose
*GASP* That's just awful! I shouldn't laugh...but it's hard not to...

Any Orc: Taking a bath, singing a song, or doing anything that isn't uncouth.

JRRT: Forgetting how to spell one of his Elvish words.

Legolas: Tripping over some tree roots. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
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MWAHAHAHA! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] You guys are evil and funny.
I think I'll try a few more!

*Boromir in a Spa Salon.

*Elrond practicing a hip-hop routine infront of a mirror.

*Gimli eating the pie that Merry was thinking about Pippin thinking about..well, you get the picture...

*Galadriel pouring wine into her mirror while hiccuping insanely.

Aha! Try to match that insanity!!! *goes off in a roar of insane laughter, reminding her of an evil scientist*
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*GASP* That's just awful! I shouldn't laugh...but it's hard not to...
Aragorn thinking about Frodo who was thinking about Sam who was thinking about Pippin who was thinking about Merry who was thikning about Gimli who was thinking about Gandalf who was thinking about Boromir who was thinking about Bill The Poney who was thinking about Legolas who was thinking about Arwens neck [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]:

I'm evil...And in one of My moods...Sowy! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Even for me that was hard to make out!! (lol...underline on me because usually I can make out those things...nvm...) Had to read it a good four times to make sure I got it!

Kithrčna Greenarrow Legolas, I dub thee the new "Was Thinking About/Of" Queen. *bows*
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I suck at this but here goes!

*Gimli and Legolas trading tips on how to braid hair!
*Elrond tring on Arwens purple dresses!
*Gimli trimming his beard.
*Aragorn singing Borimer to sleep.
*Sam and Frodo kissing goodnight.
*Galadriel feeding the birds in her bird math(/Mirror)
*Gandalf actually preforming a spell.

Well thats all!

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*Bows so low her nose tuchs the tip of her boot* I thank yee. Heck, I was only playing around. Now, if I wanted to really get it on I could go:

Frodo thinking of Sam who was thinking that Frodo might be thinking of him wile Gimli thinks Frodo's thinking of Same wile Sams thinking of Frodo thinking of him wile Aragorns thinking that Gimli's thinking of Sam who is thinking of Frodo thinking of him wile Gandalf thinks of Araogrn whos thinking of Gimli who is thinking of Sam who is thinking that Fordos thinking of him wile Legolas is cought somewhere in the middle thinking of how to get all the thinks right.

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Treebeard saying a sentence in Entish in less than ten hours...

Gollum dressed in a suit and tie eating COOKED FOOD at a fancy restaurant...

Arwen dumping Aragorn for Gimli...

Frodo secretly creating his own ring...

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LOL, you guys are hilarious [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Legolas and Gimli- Legolas trying to teach Gimli hpw to write in elvish, Gimli teaching Legolas how to write in dwarvish.

Orcs- Making out with eatch other

Pippin- Getting drunk and talking stupidly (Oh wait, that already happened in public didn't it) [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Arwen- Taking advance horse riding lessons and falling off.

Sam- Making out with Rosie....oops [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

They are all lame I know...I lost my funny streak a way long ago... *sigh*
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Gimli, Legolas, Aragon, Bormoir and Faramir: YMCA, Gimli could be the construction worker, Legolas could be the cowboy, Aragon could be the indian cheif, Boromir could be the cop and, wait, what's the other one?
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Bormoir, what am I, like french?
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LOL!!! That inspied ME to do this one:

Legolas&Aragorn: Playing cowboys and indains [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Elrond: Singing into a hairbrush in front of the mirror "I Want It That way" by The Backstreet Boys
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LOL; LOL; LOOOOLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Galadriel: flirting with the whole of the fellowship
Elrond: locking Arwen in a high-security chamber, so she can´t meet Aragorn
Sam/Bilbo/anyone: secretly reading Harry Potter and liking it
Merry: calling Pippin "fool of a took"
Gandalf: calling Pippin "my dear friend, most intelligent creature in Arda..."
Arwen&Eowyn: Instant-messaging about what an idiot Aragorn is via mirrror
All characters: setting up a karaoke-show with the following acts:
*Arwen, Goldberry, Rose, Eowyn, Galadriel: Spice Girls
*Sam(for Frodo) I´m a slave 4 you (Britney)
*Legolas: I feel pretty... (west.side-story)
and so on... think I got a bit carried away... 4give me, everyone!!
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These few spring to mind:

Fëanor: reading a book called Jewel-Making Made Easy

Sauron: Making a picture of a kitten in counted cross-stitch

Radagast: Buying a copy of 101 Pigeon Recipes

Gandalf: Using his time in the library of Minas Tirith to look for pornographic woodcuts

Thorin: Playing Seamus the Happy Leprechaun at a children's party (what exactly did he do for a living when living in exile?)

Glaurung: Singing I'm a Little Teapot with actions.

Wormtongue: Pinning Saruman's portrait to a dartboard

Túrin: Asking Beleg to get rid of a spider for him.

Sam: Pawning the Baggins family silver to buy beer.

Treebeard: Herding trees into a paper mill.

Celeborn: Using the Mirror as a latrine

Aragorn: Using the Palantír of Orthanc to watch Arwen bathing

Denethor: Playing with a toy ship, with appropriate sound effects

Eärendil: Landing in Middle-earth and pretending to be an alien to confuse people.
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Gandalf: Being caught by Pippin, while calling Pippin a "very valiant man". Oh, wait.... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Any Hobbit: Sitting in a hair-salon having his/her hair conked (straightened).

The Balrog: Using its whip to play jump-rope.

Boromir: Using his horn to create an avalanche.

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LOL!!!! This is great. Here's my attempt at being funny -

Gimli: wearing the full-out tuxedo with tails and the little pink mum in the lapel

Boromir: putting on a tutu ( [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] I just think it's a really funny mental image...)

Elrond: ... okay, think Risky Business (sunglasses, no pants, sliding around on socks ...)

Arwen and Galadriel: playing ULTIMATE rugby

Sam: calling the Gaffer on his handy-dandy cell phone saying something like, "You know, Frodo is such a @%&*^&$!"

Aragorn: using Nair

Ringwraiths: lounging about on the beach

Pippin: writing a thesis paper on the theories of Freud

...k, that's all I got right now. I tried! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]
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Old 10-08-2002, 07:46 PM   #37
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OMG *dies laughing* I would write up some more if I could stop...hehe...laughing..hehehhe...long enough...I loved the one ofd Gandalf searching for pornographic woodcuts and the Balrog playing jumprope with its whip...and those crazies of Elrond...LOL...and especially the one of Celeborn using the Mirror as a latrine... [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
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Old 10-09-2002, 12:32 PM   #38
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He does in the movie! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Hee hee these are great, can't think of any more right now.
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Old 10-09-2002, 12:37 PM   #39
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Elrond: ... okay, think Risky Business (sunglasses, no pants, sliding around on socks ...)
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Seeing Tom Cruise in that part was scarry...BUT ELROND?! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

The entire Fellowship: Singing "Figro" around a campfie

Gandalf: Saying the word "Wipper-snapper"

Legolas: Shooting a bow...And missing
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Trys to shoot a bow but the arrow flys backwards and hits him right in the nose (I've had that happen to Me)
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Old 10-09-2002, 03:33 PM   #40
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She-lob (I apologize if the name is wrong, because I read the books in Spanish) switching to a vegetarian diet.

Gollum taking a sunbath!!!!!

Sauron applying mascara!
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