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Old 10-31-2005, 10:58 AM   #8121
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Pippin listening to Gandalf's jokes...for the Nth time.
Or perhaps...
Pippin listening to "Gandalf Uncloaked" jokes...for the Nth time.

Or...

Hiss!!

Or...

NI!

Or...

But if you aerodynamate the crystals, there's no way that the putrillescence can magnanimate the filament! You foul dwimmerlaik!
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Old 10-31-2005, 11:03 AM   #8122
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Pippin: It's pronounced; ‘Peregrin!’
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Old 10-31-2005, 02:56 PM   #8123
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Richard Hammond *thud*

With a haircut and a change of clothes, Pippin landed the job as a "Top Gear" presenter...

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Old 10-31-2005, 04:56 PM   #8124
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With a haircut and a change of clothes, Pippin landed the job as a "Top Gear" presenter...
Or, indeed, as a custard-loving Brainiac presenter.



Keith Harris: "This black cloak and Pippin puppet routine isn't working so well. I think I'll get Orville out of retirement for the panto season."
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Old 10-31-2005, 05:26 PM   #8125
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Pippin tried his best to stare down shadowfax, but the beast just wasn't going to give in...

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Pippin: What do you mean Frodo and Sam have gone to Mordor?? But I heard there was another stash of Pipeweed there! Sauron's best hoard! *sniff* No fair.
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Old 10-31-2005, 07:05 PM   #8126
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As Billy Boyd hears PJ suggesting that the character of Denethor 'get a little more unhinged' he struggles to contain his displeasure.
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Old 11-01-2005, 12:58 AM   #8127
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Pippin: Look! I may be a fool of a Took, but I think it's time for a new picture!



No matter how famous your band is, the mysterious microphone thief will always strike!

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W-k: Look, it's quite simple! Blade + Stomach = Death!

OR, as we always need one;

W-K: If that Gandalf thinks he can uncloak again, he' got another thing coming!
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Old 11-01-2005, 06:52 AM   #8128
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The nazgul took a wrong turn and ended up in the ruins of Colosseum

OR

The jawas from Star Wars entered the wrong door in the studio...

OR

RW on the left: Does anyone know why we have to wear these hoods? I can't see!
The others: Oh, come on. Your such a whiner! If my hand didn't go straight through you I'd hit you!
The first one: Ok, fine by me. Don't blame me when I miss his heart.

OR

Suddenly the light from a car soaring up the hill hit the Nazgul. They hesitated one moment but after realizing it was Gandalf in his Mustang, Shadowfax edition, they fled.
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Old 11-01-2005, 07:05 AM   #8129
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Closest Nazgul: (hereafter called the Witch-King) Hey Where's Nazgul #2's sword?

Nazgul in the Middle: (hereafter called Nazgul #1) I don't know, hey Nazgul #2 where's your sword?

Nazgul #2: You can't see it because it's an invisible sword.

Witch-King: Don't tell me you lost your sword again!

Nazgul #2:....no, It's invisible!

OR

Witch-King: Ok, here's what we do. You'll flank around them and cut off their escapt to the back. I'll hold them in the front, and #2, you'll triangulate.

Nazgul #2: Isosceles or Equilateral?

W-k: Just do it!

Nazgul #1: Ummm, we have a problem.

W-K: What now!

Nazgul #1: They escaped.
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Old 11-01-2005, 07:15 AM   #8130
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As another pub empties when the Ringwraiths enter they begin to wonder if they're ever going to get that pint.
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Old 11-01-2005, 07:23 AM   #8131
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Little children all across Mordor wait with baited black breath as Brian, Derek and Floella Nazgul prepare to announce whether it will be the round, square or arched window today.
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Old 11-01-2005, 07:59 AM   #8132
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#3: I see #7 has forgotten his sword again.

#5: Tsk! He'd forget his gaping hole if it wasn't screwed on.
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Old 11-01-2005, 08:08 AM   #8133
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The W-k or the first Nazgul is about to throw a world class temper trantrum

W-k: Ack! This cloak is so itchy I told him I didn't want wool, I specifically ordered a cotton-poly blend.

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In this rare photo we observe unusual Nazgul social layering. The far Nazgul is clearing the beta-male attempting to schmooze the alpha-male, notice the sword lowered in a posture of submission. It is not shown but the alpha-male utterly rejects his approach.
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Old 11-01-2005, 10:23 AM   #8134
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Old 11-01-2005, 10:30 AM   #8135
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Furthest Nazgűl: Can I have my pocket money?

OR

W-K (Closest to camera): Someone stole my bag of Gold!

OR yet!

W-K: Someone stole my wallet!

Furthest Nazgűl: *whistles*
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Old 11-01-2005, 12:18 PM   #8136
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Three of the Ulairi froze in shock that the police had discovered them. What they needed were aliases, but what? Who...?
Nazgul (in unison with implied gestures): "Weeee represent tha' Lollipop Guild! The Lollipop Guild..."

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It was never really a wonder why "The Three Little Nazgul" never hit it off quite like the pig story...

OR

RW in front: "Oo! O! I've just gotten a nasty little splinter! Owwies!"
Others: "..."
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Old 11-01-2005, 12:51 PM   #8137
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Lol, the way the wraith on the right it standing made me laugh and think of this:

RW on right: Don't make me angry *eyes narrow* You wouldn't like me when I'm angry...
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Old 11-01-2005, 12:58 PM   #8138
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Note: For the purposes of these captions, the Nazgul pictured shall be named, from left to right, #1, #2, and #3.


At the dog-track.
#3: "Woo-hoo! Look at him go. I told you I'd pick a winner."
#1: "Crap, I lose again."

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Frodo puking.
#1: "Um... is he supposed to do that?"
#2: "I don't think so... we didn't even stab him."
#3: "Ew, Gross! He's throwing up! Keep it away, keep it away!"

OR

Fine Dining.
#1: "Steak."
#2: "Shrimp."
#3: "Pizza!"
#1 & #2:

OR

A game of charades.
#1: "#7, you are the worst charades person ever."
#3: "Oo, ooh! I know! It's Pizza!"

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TV Gameshow.
Announcer: "Congratulations, #3...You've just won... A Brand NEW CAR!" (music and cheering)
#3: "Yes! I can hardly believe it!"

OR

Commercial Advertising.
#1: "Snap."
#2: "Crackle."
#3: "Pizza!"
#1 & #2:
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Old 11-01-2005, 01:01 PM   #8139
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I must congratulate you on your humour Gurthang! How do you think up so much from one pic? Hehe. Pizza!
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Old 11-01-2005, 01:41 PM   #8140
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It is a little known fact that 2/3 of the undead are left-handed......
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Old 11-01-2005, 01:47 PM   #8141
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Poor Nazgul #1 just could not get the hang of rock, paper scissors:

Nazgul #1: I don't understand, rock should beat all!

Nazgul #3: No, paper beats rock.

Nazgul #1: But you can put a rock on top of paper!

Nazgul #3: Just because you lost!

Nazgul #2: Would you two please shut up, I'm trying to look menacing here!

(#1 is closest to the camera, #3 furthest away)
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Old 11-01-2005, 02:10 PM   #8142
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The Ringwraiths prepare for another battle in the 'who's the best scary-hooded-undead-wraith' turf war against the Dementors.



OR




Hoods? Check.

Bling jewellery? Check.

Bad attitude? Check.

It's the Chavgul! Run for your lives!
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Old 11-01-2005, 03:11 PM   #8143
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The Ring wraith at the back is actually closer to the camera than the others; he's just a hobbit who wanted to get in with the cool crowd.

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Even ring wraiths have heated political discussions.
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Old 11-01-2005, 03:38 PM   #8144
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I took from Hookbill a bit here:
The Ringwrath in the back is actually closer to the camera than the other two. With 37 mirrors, 2 fog machines, 1 overworked boom mic-holder, and several unnamed, starved camera men, PJ really pulled off incorporating some of that "magic" in the movies.

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All fell silent once three of the Nine accidently walked in on the set for Medea.
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Old 11-01-2005, 04:16 PM   #8146
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Quote:
Originally posted by that Balrog loving guy
The nazgul took a wrong turn and ended up in the ruins of Colosseum
And because of it, the nazgul went on a rampage to kill the makers of MapQuest.
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It's Halloween and the Nazgul fancy a bit of 'trick or treating', money being a bit short and all...

1st Nazgul: Right lads, we're we going first?

2nd Nazgul: I dunno but if we bump into some chavs can I egg 'em?

1st Nazgul: No, your sword should do the job

3rd Nazgul: If we're goin' trick or treating, should'nt we be wearing white sheets instead of black?

1st Nazgul: B*gg*r
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THE THREE

Three Black Riders from the south are we,
Pert as monsters well can be,
Filled to the brim with ghoulish glee,
Three Black Riders from Mordor!

WITCH-KING
Everything is a source of fun. (Chuckle)

KHAMUL
Nobody's safe, for we care for none! (Chuckle)

???
Life is a joke that's just begun! (Chuckle)

THE THREE
Three Black Riders from Mordor!

THE THREE
Three Black Riders who, all unwary,
Come from a Ring-Wraith seminary,
Freed from its genius tutelary--
Three Black Riders from Mordor!
Three Black Riders from Mordor!

WITCH-KING
One Black-Rider cannot die --

KHAMUL
Two Black Riders in attendance come—

???
Three Black Riders is the total sum.

THE THREE
Three Black Riders from Mordor!
Three Black Riders from Mordor!

WITCH-KING
From three Black Riders take one away.

KHAMUL
Two Black Riders remain, and they--

???
Won't have to wait very long, they say--

THE THREE
Three Black Riders from Mordor!
Three Black Riders from Mordor!

THE THREE
Three Black Riders who, all unwary,
Come from a Ring-Wraith seminary,
Freed from its genius tutelary--
Three Black Riders from Mordor!
Three Black Riders from Mordor!


* With more apologies than is possible to express to Gilbert and Sullivan
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1st Nazgul: Is this the real life?

2nd Nazgul: Is this just fantasy?

3rd Nazgul: Caught in a land-slide

1st: oh escape from reality

all: open your eyes...look up to the sky and seeeeee!

2nd: i'm just a poor boy i need no sympathy

1st and 3rd: because i'm easy come, easy go, little high little low

2nd: Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me

1st: Mama, just killed a man
3rd: Put a gun against his head
1st: Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
3rd: Mama, life had just begun
1st: But now I've gone and thrown it all away
2nd: Mama, ooo
3rd: Didn't mean to make you cry
1st: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
3rd: Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

2nd: Too late, my time has come
1st: Sends shivers down my spine
2nd: Body's aching all the time
3rd: Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
2nd: Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
3rd and 1st: Mama, ooo - (anyway the wind blows)
2nd: I don't want to die
2nd: I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

1st: I see a little silhouetto of a man
3rd: Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
1st: Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me
W-K: Gallileo, 3rd: Gallileo,
Gallileo, 3rd: Gallileo,
W-K and 3rd: Gallileo Figaro - magnifico

2nd: But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
3rd: He's just a poor boy from a poor family
3rd: Spare him his life from this monstrosity
2nd: Easy come easy go - will you let me go
1st: Bismillah! No - we will not let you go - let him go
3rd: Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
1st: Bismillah! We will not let you go - let me go
1st and 2nd: Will not let you go - let me go (never)
3rd and 2nd: Never let you go - let me go
1st and 2nd: Never let me go - ooo
2nd: No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
1st: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
for me
for me

2nd: So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
3rd: So you think you can love me and leave me to die
2nd: Oh baby - can't do this to me baby
3rd: Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here

W-K: Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
1st: Nothing really matters
3rd: Anyone can see
2nd: Nothing really matters - nothing really matters to me

Hobbits: Anyway the wind blows...
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Old 11-01-2005, 08:53 PM   #8150
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The Witch-King challenges Nazgul #3 to a duel.
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Nazgul #3: Are you asking for a challenge!!!!!!
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Old 11-01-2005, 10:14 PM   #8152
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Old 11-02-2005, 12:43 AM   #8153
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Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
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W - K: No! We just... Don’t... Know... where we are.

Khamul:

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No one came to the Nazgűl triplet’s birthday party.
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Old 11-02-2005, 06:18 AM   #8154
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Frodo: Paper beats rock!

WK: What' no, no, rock beats paper.

Frodo: Paper covers rock!

WK: Rock sits on paper!
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Old 11-02-2005, 07:01 AM   #8155
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Kamul: Ya, we have Gandalf the grey, Saruman the white and what are we?! Black riders.

#3: We should be Riders the black!!

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From Hobytlass's oldest lass:

RW: Hey, we don't need the One Ring, we can get that Color ring.

RW#2: Where?!

RW#3: Hookbill's avatar
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Old 11-02-2005, 10:12 AM   #8156
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W-K: Look i'm sure this is where we left the horses

hey can we get a different pic? i can't think of anything else
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Old 11-02-2005, 10:41 AM   #8157
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W-K: Curses! I was so sure the hobbits would be here! I'm just a big fat, pathetic, stupid, looser!

Khamul: You're not fat.

W-K: *scowl*
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Old 11-02-2005, 11:51 AM   #8158
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or

Galadriel: Samwise on your quest I will grant you one piece of future equipment.

Samwise" *thinking* Please be a melon baller
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Old 11-02-2005, 12:00 PM   #8159
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Pippin: *reading* "Made in China" Hmmm...

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Pippin: *reading* "Do not eat" Well duh!
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Old 11-02-2005, 12:19 PM   #8160
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Pippin: For internal or external use only...?

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Pippin: Do not attempt to wield while sleeping.
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