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Old 07-27-2006, 10:01 AM   #11241
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Old 07-27-2006, 01:45 PM   #11242
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Old 07-27-2006, 08:17 PM   #11243
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Old 07-28-2006, 12:41 AM   #11244
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Old 07-28-2006, 06:41 AM   #11245
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A typical running-for-government ad created to slander the opposition:

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Old 07-28-2006, 07:50 AM   #11246
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Frodo: Do "Deformed Rabbit", that's my favorite.

Or...

Aragorn: And if all else fails, you can all hide in my boots!

Or...

Aragorn: Aha, shoeshine boys, just what I needed! Get to work!
Merry: But we're not...

Or...

Sam: I wonder how many cows had to die for those clompers...

Or...

Aragorn: I had two cloaks, but for reasons I won't mention I had to sew one of them into a new pair of pants! Then I had an accident with a dagger...

Or...

Aragorn: I can fit a week's rations in my boots!

Or...

Aragorn: I am the bearer of the Sword that is Broken. I've got it right here, in my boot!

Or...

Aragorn: You think you've got it rough? Try a day in my shoes. Ha! Sometimes I wait weeks to use that joke!

Or...

Aragorn: O, solé mio...
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Old 07-28-2006, 08:04 AM   #11247
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Old 07-28-2006, 08:09 AM   #11248
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Pippin: OH I know...you're D'Artanion!

Aragorn: Nope...Come on it's not that difficult...I'm a big scary guy that's going to lead you through a dark and dangerous forest.

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Old 07-28-2006, 08:33 AM   #11249
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Old 07-28-2006, 08:43 AM   #11250
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Old 07-28-2006, 09:44 AM   #11251
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Old 07-28-2006, 09:58 AM   #11252
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Old 07-28-2006, 12:46 PM   #11253
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Old 07-28-2006, 12:57 PM   #11254
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Old 07-28-2006, 01:11 PM   #11255
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Pippin: Well what is it?

Aragon: Okay, it's like this, Frodo, you've got to stand on this stool.

Frodo: Uh-huh

Aragon: Well not only stand on the stool but I'll drape my cloak around you so you appear really tall then when the nine come you can do this with your hands. That way they will think you a man and not a hobbit and leave you alone.
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Old 07-28-2006, 01:16 PM   #11256
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I want a pair of those boots. *pou...*, er, *sulk*

Aragorn: My boots are full of water from the Midgewater swamp!
Sam: Midgewater! What do they get when they can't get Hobbit?
Aragorn(happily): My boots!

Or...

Aragorn the Magician: Nothing up my sleeve...
Frodo: What's that in your boot?
AragorntM: Uhh...

Or...

Aragorn: Don't laugh at my boots! When I turn up the cuffs, I can walk up to my hips without getting wet!

Or...

Aragorn: I keep another pair of boots in my boots!

Or...

Aragorn: *pout* I got these at the Gap of Rohan! They're all the style in Meduseld!

Or...

Aragorn: Whenever I'm short of cash, I just take enough leather from these boots to make another pair of boots and sell them!

Or...

Aragorn: We're the knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able...

Or...

Aragorn: Guys, you've got to help me! I'm being chased by Black Riders!
Frodo: Why?
Aragorn: Because I used one of their Fell Beasts to make my boots!

Or...

Aragorn: ...and when the Constable shouted "Stop Thief!", I threw my boot over his head and saved the day!

Or...

Aragorn: The three Silmarils ended up in the Earth, the Sky, and the Sea, but what they don't tell you about is the fourth Silmaril that ended up in my boot...

Or...

Aragorn(reciting):

"Gil-Galad had some elven boots,
To him the shoemakers would quickly scoot,
A fool was he for new footwear,
He couldn't stand to think of his feet going bare.

His laces long, his style was keen,
His twinkling heels afar were seen,
And countless yards of softest leather
Would bind his feet and give him pleasure

But long ago his soles wore away
How his laces got tangled, none could say
He fell into that deep, dark Mordor place,
Into Orodruin, after he tripped on his bootlace."


Frodo: That sucked.
Aragorn: Bilbo wrote it for me!
Frodo: No wonder.

Or...

Sam: Hey, why are you wearing two belts?
Merry: And don't say to keep your boots up!!
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Old 07-28-2006, 01:47 PM   #11257
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Old 07-28-2006, 01:50 PM   #11258
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name this song!

Aragorn:now don't be sad... always look on the bright side of life! *whistle* always look on the light side of life! *whistle*
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Old 07-28-2006, 01:51 PM   #11259
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Aragorn's 'trousers of invisibility' were only a partial success....
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Old 07-28-2006, 03:19 PM   #11260
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Old 07-28-2006, 04:34 PM   #11261
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Last Boot jokes from me, I promise...

Aragorn: Yes, the Stewards of Gondor passed down the line a horn taken from one of the wild kine of Araw, but we heirs of Valandil got the hide!

Or...

Sam: Just what do you keep in those boots of yours, Strider?
Aragorn: Oh, the usual things, some goblin bones, a bit of bat wing, a stone to sharpen my fangs on...the usual.

Or...

All Four Hobbits: Bootstrap Bill Turner?!?!?
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Old 07-28-2006, 05:48 PM   #11262
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There was nothing quite like shadow puppets by Aragorn.

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Aragorn: I will now sing "I feel pretty" for you young Hobbits.
Hobbts: *groan*
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Old 07-28-2006, 10:57 PM   #11263
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Quote:
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one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.

Are you ready boots? Start walkin'!
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Old 07-28-2006, 11:50 PM   #11264
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Aragorn: "...and she had huge, well, 'tracts of land'!"
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Old 07-29-2006, 06:27 AM   #11265
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Old 07-29-2006, 10:33 AM   #11266
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With the lighting juuust right...Aragorn was made to look much, much taller than the rest.

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"Come one, come all! Ahhh good now that I have your attention. Who would like to be the first to shine my incredibly large boot?"
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Old 07-29-2006, 11:17 AM   #11267
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Frodo: Erm... maybe you got something stuck on the bottom of your boot?
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Aragorn: "But why is the rum gone?!"

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The hobbits watch intently, hoping that Aragorn, in the moment of his exciting story, will stand up on top of the stool and smack his head against the ceiling!
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Old 07-30-2006, 11:16 PM   #11270
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"When they make a statue of me, I wanna be in a pose just like this."


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The hobbits decide to answer the age old question of "How many Rangers does it take to light a lantern?"

Part One: Get Lantern is made more complicated by Aragorn's fear of standing on stepstools.


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Aragorn: "Behold! The boots of my ancestors! Used by Isildur to defeat the Dark Lord!"

Sam: "I though it was a sword!"

Aragorn: "Don't be silly. How could anyone kick Sauron's butt with a sword?"


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Aragorn: Check it out. They're Reeboks.
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Frodo: "But these are Sam's waders!"
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Aragorn: And let me tell you, somewhere in the wild there's now a Puss without boots.

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The Hobbits are about to find out how many rangers it takes to change a light bulb.

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Old 07-31-2006, 07:10 AM   #11274
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Aragorn:that aint a ring, this is a ring!

Frodo:ummm...thats a boot

Aragorn:ah, i see you've played bootsie-Ringy before
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Saruman: "If we call this tax increase an investment the Proles will lap it up."

Grima: "I bow before your genius, Saruman."

Saruman: "Get busy writing my speech, Worm!"
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OR yet!

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