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Old 12-02-2002, 03:00 PM   #1
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Who would win this fight:

FINGOLFIN vs FEANOR

Well, I guess Feanor always wanted to fight his half-brother so who would kick whos elven face in? Give us an answer and a reason why then add another fight to the thread!
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Old 12-02-2002, 06:02 PM   #2
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I can't answer that one, but how about this:

GLORFINDEL vs. LEGOLAS

Anyone? I say Legolas, but that's because I'm hopelessly in love with him. . . [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 12-02-2002, 09:33 PM   #3
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Sorry to burst your bubble, Saurannūn the Wood Elf, but Glorfindel would win. But the point is moot...the two would never fight!!
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Old 12-02-2002, 10:09 PM   #4
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Before I address the original question, I must respond to something else that has been said.

LEGOLAS BEAT GLORFINDEL??!!

Maybe if Legolas had an army and Glordindel had no weapons. Glorfindel was a reincarnated Noldorian elf-lord who had killed a balrog!!! The witch king was scared of him!! He could beat a wood-elf, prince or not, any day of the week.

Feanor versus Fingolfin... I'd say that would be an absolutely amazing fight!! Unless somebody beats me to it, I'll give some supporting evidence later when I'm at home with my books, but I believe that Feanor would win.
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Old 12-03-2002, 01:25 PM   #5
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i agree feanor all the way he kicks *** !
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No kidding about Glorfindel--he was a b** a** (hence the reason Arwen should NOT have been the one to save Frodo, thank you very much!).
Changing this idea to fair, good-spirited dueling instead of a fight to the death
What about Boromir vs. Aragorn?
or Arwen vs. Eowyn?
(I think if it came to blows between the 2 women with a healthy bit of rivalry, and I do NOT mean cat-fight, you'd see Arwen's true ability and fire spark to high flame...I'd hate to be in a fight with that she-elf).
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P.S. This is a running theme at our community coffee shop, only in regard to the characters around our little town. Anyway, I'm always being pitted against some scary characters in this imaginary land, but the point is, it's all in fun, let's do the same here....

Another possible match: Faramir vs. Eowyn?

nice little married spat.... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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easy match that one, Faramir is definatly Eowyn's *****, hes so under the thumb. What about

Elrond VS Celeboern???
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Old 12-03-2002, 04:28 PM   #9
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Elrond, Celeborn's a pansy! Here's an interesting one!

ARWEN VS. TINUVIEL

Two elven princesses! Tinuviel is my bet! Arwen's a prissy girl! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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Old 12-03-2002, 04:28 PM   #10
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I say DEATH MATCH!!! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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did anyone say "mud wrestling"? ok, must have been "foxy boxing" then...
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Old 12-03-2002, 06:41 PM   #12
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Sam vs. Merry?
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Tinuviel all the way, honestly, she put Morgoth himself to sleep. Bravery that was.

Figolfin all the way, i mean cmon, he struck at Morgoth (a VALAR!) 7 times. Feanor got mortally wounded in one battle and it doesn't even say how.

Sam vs. Merry...hmm... I'm saying Merry here. He did strike at the witch king even though he was scared out of his skull. Sam nevr did anything in battle. That, and Merry's bigger.
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Old 12-03-2002, 07:19 PM   #14
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Have you forgotten about Sam's fight with Shelob? But I still agree that Merry would win, 'cause it takes a lot to spur Sam on, and Merry seemed to enjoy a fight more (in the Scouring episode). So Sam wouldn't be motivated enough to beat Merry, who is of course bigger than him and no pansy in a fight.
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Aragorn and Boromir (he's alive still) take Elrohir and Elladan.
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King and Steward of Gondor against the sons of Elrond...

I'm going with Aragorn and Boromir here, but I get the feeling Boromir would be killed in the middle of the fight.
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yeah, but Boromir always gets killed in the middle of a fight, that's not creative (JUST KIDDING!).

I would have to disagree on the whole Merry vs. Sam thing. I think Sam is passive/aggressive. If Merry really p****d Sam off, watch out!!!

What about Elrond vs Arwen?

(i.e. Elrond says: honey, you aren't allowed to date Aragorn anymore, he's a shiftless loser)
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As far as Aragorn and boromir against the sons of Elrond, boromir dies, Aragorn has to hold his own, gets distracted by a nearby Arwen, slips on his own drool, and dies.

How about SMEAGOL VS. DEAGOl
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Old 12-04-2002, 03:24 PM   #19
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Hay! SorRY guys, I KNEW I was wrong about Glorfinel and Legolas, you didn't have to FREAK OUT on me! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] Jeez! Like cats on a mouse!
Anyway, I still think Sméagol would win, Warbringer, 'cause he'd ALWAYS find a way to play dirty, even if it was SUPPOSED to be a fair fight. That's just the way he is.
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in a fair fight smeagol cuz he wud still have the will to have the ring for himself!

how about FRODO vs. BILBO when they were both at their peak, Frodo after the Scouring of the Shire and Bilbo after the end of his adventure- no weapons, just bear fist!
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Who gets the bear's fist? Whichever of them had that would win.
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Old 12-04-2002, 03:44 PM   #22
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Oh, Squatter, that was HORRIBLE! Ooh! That was baaad. . . [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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Would ya'll please stop with the bad language? There's a reason for the censor function on this board!
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I'm going with Bilbo on this one, he seemed to be more "rough and tumble" than Frodo ever was.

And Squatter, wow that was corny [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

And I agree, keep the language to a mature level.
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ok, what about Galadreil VS Elrond? Man vs mother-in-law?
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i think sam could beat merrys rear end if merry called frodo bad word or offended him in some way what about manwe vs melkor both at there peak 1 on 1?
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I have to say, squatter, that the joke u made may have been the worst joke i've ever heard(Nothing Personal!)
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1stly: Glorfindel would kick Legolas's butt...I'm sorry: he's my fave character too, but...let's be real here...Glorfindel got reincarnated for Goddess's sake!

And how about Emeldir versus Luthien? Two kick-butt girls battling it out! Or Eowyn and Luthien even...nah: Luthien would win that...
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Old 12-04-2002, 06:31 PM   #29
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Luthien rocks. I'm gonna say Luthien, again! She killed Arwen for me already! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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Oh yeah, Sam vs. Merry would be a pretty close one. Merry stabbed the Witch King and Sam stabbed Shelob. Hmmm...I think Sam would win, Sam rocks too. He did more damage to Shelob, so I think he could win.
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No contest. Glorfindel > Legolas

We're talking an Elf-Lord here, the Nine fear him.

As for Merry vs Sam that is chance. Both are pretty similar strengths.
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Uhhh, Elrond wasn't a man. And I would say Galadriel here, she is the one of the greatest of all elves. She did battle against the host of Feanor as a matter of fact, at the first kinslaying. Great of mind and body was she.
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Actually I remember a description of Elrond that described him as several things and included that he was a mighty warrior. He fought in battles and was descended from mighty warriors. Galadriel was great and all, but no way could she take Elrond in a fight. (I think they didn't do a good enough job showing that side of Elrond in the movie)
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I still say Merry could beat Sam...they have similar strengths but Merry owns the "tie-breaker": size.

Elrond would beat Galadriel.

What about Merry and Pippin? They're the same size. I'd say Pippin, just because he faced a troll head on while Merry snuck up on the Witch King from behind.

What about Éomer and Faramir? Or Boromir and Faramir?
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Hmmm, Éomer and Faramir its hard to say. Each are princes and have good experince in battle. In a close combat fight though i'd put my money on Faramir. (It's not that I don't like Éomer in fact he's my favorite character). However, as fair as being a better general i'd say Éomer is the better tactician. I'd have to vote the B-Man over Faramir though, Farmair is a mighty good woodsmen but not the warrior that Bormoir was.

How bout Beorn vs. Aragorn?
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Hurin vs Huor? My vote would go for Hurin.
Turin vs Tuor? Turin.
Eowyn would kick Arwen's ***.
Legolas wouldn't have a chance agaisnt Glorfindel.
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hmmmmmm........ What about Gandalf (white) vs Glorfindel?

I'd have to say Gandalf, though I think it would be very close... and dangerous to any near by people

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Man, that's close. But, in the end, my money's on Glorfindel. What decided it for me was their respective face-offs with the witch-king. Against Glorfindel, he chose the flood of Elrond, even though he had his Riders with him. Against Gandalf, I believe the line is "Old fool! Do you not know Death when you see him? Die now and curse in vain!" or something like that. Glorfindel wins. Although several square miles are leveled in the process.
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Boromir noogies Faramir into submission.
Eomer spears Faramir, from 6 feet out, atop a horse.
Elladan and Elrohir dispatch Aragorn and Boromir.
Faramir lays Eowyn accross his knees and spanks her.
Eowyn takes Arwin inside of a minute.
There is a black smear where Legolas used to be. Glorfindel looks smug.
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Beorn would morph into a bear and maul Aragorn.

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Boromir noogies Faramir into submission.
Eomer spears Faramir, from 6 feet out, atop a horse.
Elladan and Elrohir dispatch Aragorn and Boromir.
Faramir lays Eowyn accross his knees and spanks her.
Eowyn takes Arwin inside of a minute.
There is a black smear where Legolas used to be. Glorfindel looks smug.
[img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] That's clever, Garen LiLorian. I'm amused by your wordings. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

All right...what about the Gaffer versus Farmer Maggot?
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The Gaffer ALL THE WAY....he'd take Farmer Maggot all up and down his prim vegetable rows AND take his mushrooms just to show him....yeah. Something like that.
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