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Old 10-04-2008, 05:52 AM   #41
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650. Tell Feanor that he's a bad role model for his sons, due to his obsession with making 'bling'.
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Old 10-10-2008, 09:17 AM   #42
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651. Tell Morgoth that he's such a pathetic escaped thrall that the Valar's reward for his return is only one silver penny.
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652. Slap Morgoth.
653. Slap Sauron.
654. Slap Manwe.
655. Slap Saruman.
656. Slap Gandalf.
657. Slap Aragorn.
658. Slap Legolas.
659. Slap Sam.
660. Slap anyone except yourself.
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662. Try to stab Morgoth like Fingolfin did.
663. Try to eat Morgoth.
664. Try to hug Morgoth.
665. Try to kiss Morgoth.
665b. Just joking-
666. Try to be Morgoth (Mwah ha ha hah!)
667. Try to live as long as Morgoth.
668. Try to live near Morgoth.
669. Make this many ways to die which include Morgoth.
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Old 10-27-2008, 08:14 AM   #46
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671. Try to kill Boromir (in the movies)
672. Try to kill a hobbit
673. Try to eat a hobbit (yes, I'm looking at you, alatar)
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Old 12-19-2008, 11:18 AM   #48
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673. Try to eat a hobbit (yes, I'm looking at you, alatar)
Not sure why this made the list, as, as long as you cook them thoroughly, there shouldn't be a problem.
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674. Try to fit horse-shoes to a Balrog...
675. Try to fit wings to a Balrog.
676. Walk around Gondor in an Orc costume shouting 'Ellesar is a rubbish king!'
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Old 12-19-2008, 11:47 AM   #50
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677. Ask Sauron to "lend" you the Ring.
678. Try to destroy the Ring with dragon-fire.
679. Go on a journalistic adventure to determine, once and for all, if Balrogs have wings.
680. Journey to the Icebay of Forochel and forget matches and a good jacket.
681. Be stranded on Tol Morwen during the Great Flood.
682. Be anywhere else west of the Ered Luin during the Great Flood.
683. Sail to the edge of the world before the end of the Second Age.
684. Try to assail Aman.
685. Try to find Aman.
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Not sure why this made the list, as, as long as you cook them thoroughly, there shouldn't be a problem.
I thought that they were poisonous in large amounts. *shrugs*
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686. Run around in yellow boots shouting nonsense like "hey doll, merry doll, ring a dong dillo!" until Peter Jackson makes a movie, at which point you will no longer exist.
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687. Eat Orc food
688. Drink Orc drinks
689. Eat Orc
690. Drink Orc
691. Try to liquidise an Orc!

692. Triple post on this thread
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693. trampled by a Balrog riding a Dragon.
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695. Attempt to get a piggy-back ride from a Balrog riding a Dragon in some nightmarish form of Jenga.
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Not sure why this made the list, as, as long as you cook them thoroughly, there shouldn't be a problem.
as long as you don't argue for too long about how to cook them.

697. be a troll who argues for too long and lets the sun's rays reach him...
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