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Old 05-27-2003, 06:23 PM   #121
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Gandalf loves pipeweed. Pipeweed makes addicts silly. String can also be silly. String can also be green and yellow. Mallorn leaves are green and yellow.

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Old 05-27-2003, 06:28 PM   #122
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Matches make fire. Gandalf wears the elven ring of fire. Elrond wears an elven ring as well. His is the ring of air. Plastic containers contain air. Hair gel can come in plastic containers of a sort.

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Old 05-28-2003, 04:18 AM   #123
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Meela, why was I not suprised when you said something about fire?

Jacuzzis to Eomund to llamas.
Jacuzzis are hot, Eomer is also hot.. okay I'll do it another way. *Grumbles to herself*
Jacuzzis are water, so is the Anduin, the Anduin is in Middle Earth, Eomund is also in Middle Earth, Eomund rides horses, horses are mammals, and so are llamas.

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Old 05-28-2003, 08:46 AM   #124
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Safty pins are used to hold things. Ropes are used to hold things. Merry and Pippin were bound by Uruk Hai ropes. Saruman made those Uruk Hai. Saruman uses a Palantir. A Palantir makes things from far away show up better. Highlighter pens make things show up better.

Time Machines > Nurn > Cheeze-its
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Old 05-30-2003, 04:22 AM   #125
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whats nurn? and what are cheezeits? confusion reigns!
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Cheez-its are small, orange, cheese-flavored snack crackers. The breakfast of champions!

Time machines-> Nurn-> Cheez-its

Time machines travel in time. Time heals all wounds. Neosporin heals all wounds. Neosporin starts with 'N'. Nurn starts with 'N'. Nurn rhymes with urn. Urns can hold stuff. Bowls can hold stuff. Sometimes bowls hold snacks. Cheez-its are snacks!

Okay, that one stank. Try this one.

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Old 05-30-2003, 11:12 AM   #127
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Monkeys were the minions in the Wizard Of Oz (I think... flying monkeys?). Orcs are the minions of Mordor. I'm not a fan of Mordor. Nor am I a fan of Monty Python.

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Thranduil to crackers to Arnor

Thranduil was father of legolas. Legolas ate elvish waybread. the lembas was like crackers. Crackers can be eaten with cheese. cheese is yellow. the sun is yellow. "sun" in elvish, is Anor. Anor with an "r" in it is "arnor"

A dirty hankerchief to Farin (father of Groin, father of gloin, father of gimli) to the One Account to rule them all
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A dirty hankerchief to Farin (father of Groin, father of gloin, father of gimli) to the One Account to rule them all

A dirty hankerchief has been used, hammers have been used, dwarves use hammers, Farin is a dwarf, Farin was gimli's great grandfather, gimil knew legolas, legolas was the son of Thranduil, Thranduil ruled over Mirkwood, The One Account To Rule Them All rules also -

BUT ONLY OVER THE POOR AND HELPLESS BEINGS KNOWN AS BD'ERS.

Pendicitis to Smaug to Umbar.
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Appendicitis is (probably) an inflamation of the appendix (i dunno what it means either! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] ). appendixes are part of the human body. There were humans in Dale. Mt. Erebor borders Dale. Smaug lived in Mt. Erebor. Smaug died. Dead people do not breathe. Chickens breathe. Chickens are tasty. Crisps are tasty. Crisps make lots of noise. Noise can be loud. Loud can describe a colour. Orange is a colour. The sun is orange. The sun gives heat. It is hotter in the south. Umbar is in the south.

This smily: [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img] to The Fimbles to Faramir (in the movie)'s nose
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The smiley is yellow. The Fimbles are partly yellow. The Fimbles have large noses (... is this the reason? You're digging on Faramir's nose?? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]). Faramir has a large nose in some people's opinions, although I do not think so.

The One Ring to rice to Erestor.

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Old 05-31-2003, 11:30 PM   #132
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The One Ring to rice to Erestor.

The One Ring is shiny. So is kithen cutlery. Cutlery is needed to eat rice. Rice can be eaten by humans. Humans aren't immortal. Elves are immortal. Erestor is an elf.

A stereo to the White Nail of Saruman to fluffy kitty

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Old 06-01-2003, 07:43 AM   #133
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A stereo to the White Nail of Saruman to fluffy kitty

Stereos can be loud, Loud can describe colours, if saruman wore a many-coloured robe, the robe would be called loud, Saruman has a white hand (i think thats what you meant), the white hand was printed on the shields of the Uruk-Hai, the Uruk-Hai are nasty, nasty rhymes with pasty, pasties are nice, girls think fluffy pencil cases are nice, fluffy kittens are also fluffy.

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A Stereo plays music, music often sounds nice, orc speech does not sound nice, orcs were crossed with goblin men to create Uruk Hai, Saruman did this afore-mentioned cross breeding, Saruman has a dodgy white nail(actually, I think he has more than 1!)another person in the film with noticable nails is Galadriel, she has lots of hair, as do all the elves, several people of my aquaintance think elves are "cute", most people think fluffy kittys are cute too.

Hope that was roundabout enough!

Ok, food processors to Oliphants to playing cards.... [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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Food processers process food. Meat is food. Oliphaunts can be a source of meat. Oliphaunts have tusks. Tusks are ivory. Ivory is collectible. Playing cards are collectible (at least they are in my house).

Elrond to jogging bottoms to Gwaihir.
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You guys seem to be having fun! If I remember correctly, Gwaihir is the lord of the eagles, if I'm wrong, then ignore me and continue on.

Elrond to jogging bottoms to Gwaihir.

Elrond wears dress-robe kind of clothes, he (being an elf)would never be caught wearing jogging bottoms, he would also never be caught wearing a feathered dress [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] , birds have feathers, Eagles are birds, Gwaihir is the lord of the eagles.

Well that was fun! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

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Wormtongue to fitted sheets to the Dead Marshes

Hmmm... Wormtongue's face is white, so are the sheets on a hotel bed, sheets can be fitted to the bed, Gollum hasn't slept on a bed for hundreds of years, Gollum goes through the Dead Marshes.

So....

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Saruman lives at Isengard. Isengard was stormed by the ents. The ents threw rocks. Rock is found at rock concerts. Mucisians show themselves on stage at concerts. Unlike musicians, the rangers hide away. The rangers were the rangers of Ithilien.

Nienna to car radios to Dernhelm.
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Nienna specialises in sad, some songs are sad, sad songs are played on car radios. A car radio is obviously in a car, cars are a mode of transportation, so are horses, and Dernhelm rode a horse, and there you go.

Fatty Lumpkin to an Atlas to Celeborn (the tree, not the boring elf)
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Fatty Lumpkin was Tom's pony, he helped the hobbits, they went to Rivendell, there are maps in Rivendell, maps are also in an atlas...

Um, I don't know of a tree called Celeborn, help, please?

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I dont know of a tree called Celeborn either. Do you perhaps mean the silver tree, Telperion of many names?
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Fatty Lumpkin is a hobbit. So is Bilbo Baggins. Bilbo drew maps of his travels. Maps are found in an atlas. Atlases show land, trees grow on land, Celeborn is a tree.

Celeborn: The White Tree made by Yavanna for the Elves of the city of Tirion. From it came Celeborn, the White Tree of Tol Eressa, through which it became the ancestor of all the White Trees of Nmenor and Middle-earth.


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clowns to legolas-Clowns have 2 legs, people have 2 legs, people have hair, Legolas has hair.

monkey toes to Orthanc-Monkey toes are brown, dirt is brown, trees grow in dirt, trees grew around orthanc (before they were all chopped down)

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Um.. Lasgalen? You're a loooooong way behind us!
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oops. Guess I was on the wrong page of this thread. [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img]
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Tol Brandir to giraffes to Amon Lhaw. Easy.

Tol Brandir is supposedly tall, so are giraffes, giraffes have long ears so they must be able to hear well, Amon Lhaw was called the Hill of Hearing.

telephones to Talans to tassels
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ok, telephones to Talans to tassels:

[img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Telephones starts with a T, Talans starts with a T, tassels... also starts with a T...

hehe, sorry, had to point that out [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

ok well errr, if your satisfied with my answer (which I doubt anyone would be, hehe)
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Glitter Lamps to Old Toby to Adobe Photoshop 7.0

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Glitter Lamps to Old Toby to Adobe Photoshop 7.0

glitter lamps glitter, not all that glitters is gold, gold is precious, The Precious was gold, The precious belonged to Frodo for a while, Frodo smoked old Toby, Old toby was pipeweed, some hobbits called it simply weed, today, weed is a drug, drugs can be good, good things come in small packages, packages can be sent by the royal mail, the royal mail also send letters, it is quicker to send emails than letters, to email someone you need a computer, adobe photoshop 7.0 is on computers!

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ok...Shagrat to googleplex to minime

Shagrat is an orc, orcs are not funny, (except when they run down steps in The Fellowship film) however, something that is funny is the word "googleplex", another funny word is "miniscule", miniscule has the word mini in it, as does minime!

Ok...universities to Howard Shore to scanners
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Universities are where one goes to learn, one can learn about music there, Howard Shore is a musician, he compsed the music for the LOTR movies, there are pictures of these movies which must be scanned into a computer, this can be done using a scanner.
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You guys are doing great!
Wal-mart to social studies to Woses, this should be fun!

Wal-mart is the best store in the world(second only to Kohls of course [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]), you can buy notebooks at stores, you use notebooks in social studies, you study social studies in school, you read books in school, LOTR is a book, J.R.R. Tolkien wrote LOTR, Tolkien invented Woses.

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I hope you mean Lotho Sackville-Baggins.

Washing machines are similar to dishwashers- they wash things. Dishwashers wash spoons. Lobelia S-B stole a lot of spoons. Lobelia is married to Lotho. I think... Lotho is related to Frodo. Frodo journeyed with Gollum.

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Celeborn writes trashy love novels (couldn't resist) trashy has the word "trash" in it, tin foil is thrown away in the trash, tin oil is shiny, soup ladles are sometimes shiny, the Silmarils were also shiny, the three Silmarils were embedded in Morgoth's crown...

ok let's seeeee...

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Twisty Ties to Hrin to Hamtaro

Okay, this should be a hard one. Twisty ties have wire in them, wire is made of metal, Hrin's sword was also made of metal, Hrin killed seventy trolls, trolls are large and scaly, hamsters are the opposite: small and furry, Hamataro is a cartoon about hamsters. Soooooo.....

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Old 06-08-2003, 02:30 AM   #155
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Nightlights plug into the wall. Walls have wooden support beams. Wood can be turned into paper. Notebook paper is ummm... made out of paper. Notebook paper can be used to make paper boats. Gildor sailed over the Great Sea in a boat.

toilets to Bilbo to DVD players
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Old 06-08-2003, 04:45 AM   #156
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Toilets are used for excretion. Unless he was dead, Bilbo excreted. Bilbo wrote songs. In the olden days, families used to gather and sing sons. This form of entertainment has been replaced by he TV. you can watch DVDs on a TV.

Baruk to rabbits to fire hazards

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Old 06-09-2003, 11:31 AM   #157
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So much for that theory abouting editing. *BUMP* Come on, baruk is dwarvish for axes.
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Old 06-09-2003, 12:15 PM   #158
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I was wondering where this thread had dissapeared off to....

Baruk to rabbits to fire hazards

Baruk is a dwarvish word, Gimli is a Dwarf, Gimli traveled with Sam for a time, Sam later traveled with Gollum who caught a rabbit or two, Gollum is sometimes considered a bad guy, Saruman is usualy considered a bad guy, Saruman had a palantir, Denethor also had a palantir, Denethor with anything flamible is a fire hazard [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Sign Language to Grima to the Nazgul
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Old 06-09-2003, 12:41 PM   #159
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Sign Language to Grima to the Nazgul

sign language is used by deaf people, deaf people cannot hear, hearing requires ears.

No, I'm not gonna take the easy way and say Grima has ears.

Bobody is sure whether elves' ears are pointy or not, swords are definitely pointy, Eowyn was good with a sword, Grima stalked Eowyn, Grima follows Saruman, Saruman is of many colours, one colour is black, the nazgul were robed in black.

Adunaic to [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] to giant fishes with umbrellas
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Old 06-10-2003, 09:45 AM   #160
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Adunaic to [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] to giant fishes with umbrellas
Ok...

Adunaic begins with A, as does apples, apples are sometimes red, as is this [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img] , this [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img] is under a little sign saying Instant Graemlins, this [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] is also under that sign, that sign is on the Barrowdowns, at the Barrowdowns, we often talk about Gollum, Gollum likes fish, I'm sure he would like giant fish aswell, giant fish live in the water, they need some sort of protection from getting too wet, they might use umbrellas, if they did, they would be Giant fishes with Umbrellas. *Phew!*

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