The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum


Visit The *EVEN NEWER* Barrow-Downs Photo Page

Go Back   The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum > Middle-Earth Fun and Games > Middle-earth Mirth
User Name
Password
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read


Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 04-22-2003, 11:08 AM   #561
Aduyuldaiel-MirkwoodPrincess
Haunting Spirit
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: MirkWood
Posts: 73
Aduyuldaiel-MirkwoodPrincess has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via AIM to Aduyuldaiel-MirkwoodPrincess
Sting

Galadriel: I think i'll make some potatoe salad in my mirror
__________________
"when all is said and done and dead does he love you the way that i do?"
Aduyuldaiel-MirkwoodPrincess is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-22-2003, 11:43 AM   #562
Daewen
Wight
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Stuck inside an Aquafina bottle...HELP! ...seriously, I'm getting claustrophobic
Posts: 153
Daewen has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via AIM to Daewen
Sting

Legolas in the Battle of Helms Deep:
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting! huh! *stabs orc* Those cats were fast as lightening! huh! *stabs orc* It was a little bit frightening...

Gandalf: I'm too sexy for my robes...

The entire fellowship: *around the campfire singing* Kumbya my Lord, Kumbya...

Gimli: Everyone...I'm gay!

Saruman: *looks into palantir* Yes, um, can please have a large cheese pizza, a diet coke, and an order of breadsticks please? Twenty minutes? Ok thanks...

[ April 22, 2003: Message edited by: Daewen ]
__________________
Thrust and the nuns will come.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King!
Daewen is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-22-2003, 11:47 AM   #563
Airehiriel
Shade of Carn Dm
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 470
Airehiriel has just left Hobbiton.
Silmaril

Sam quoting anything from Shakespeare or Albert Einstein equations, or pretty much anything else that might be considered 'higher learning'. Not that I don't think he could if he wanted to...after all, Bilbo did learn him his letters.
__________________
Can you fathom the mysteries of God? Can you discover the limits of the Almighty? Job 11:7
Airehiriel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-22-2003, 12:52 PM   #564
One Axe to Rule them All
Wight
 
One Axe to Rule them All's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Citadel
Posts: 216
One Axe to Rule them All has just left Hobbiton.
Sting

HEY!, the Kung-fu fighting was my post!

THIEF!!!
__________________
Why are you reading this? Go outside, be happy, get some sunlight! You're so pasty and thin! You horrify me, GO! Get some light before they take you too! It's too late for me but SAVE YOURSELF!
For more LOTR fun, Join The Citadel!
One Axe to Rule them All is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-22-2003, 01:36 PM   #565
Daewen
Wight
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Stuck inside an Aquafina bottle...HELP! ...seriously, I'm getting claustrophobic
Posts: 153
Daewen has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via AIM to Daewen
Sting

sorry...it was really good....
__________________
Thrust and the nuns will come.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King!
Daewen is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-23-2003, 11:47 AM   #566
Daewen
Wight
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Stuck inside an Aquafina bottle...HELP! ...seriously, I'm getting claustrophobic
Posts: 153
Daewen has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via AIM to Daewen
Sting

Elrond: Right so I was like, dude and he was all like, dude and then we're both all like, dude...

Frodo: Cool, a giant spider! That's one more for the exotic instect scavenger hunt.

Legolas: Life is pain highness...anyone who tells you differently is trying to sell you something...

Gimli: *watching a Walk to Remember* *sniff* Oh my gawd, he married her! Aww...how romantic...*sob, grabs tissue*

Legolas: I'm an Elf! I'm in Elf in tights! I roam around the forest looking for fights! I'm an Elf...an Elf in tights...tight tights...

*I hope you've all seen a Knights Tale...*
Aragorn: Grr...you're just a silly girl!
Arwen: Better a silly girl with a flower than a silly boy with a horse and a stick. *walks away*
Legolas:...It's called a sword, hello...
__________________
Thrust and the nuns will come.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King!
Daewen is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-26-2003, 06:58 PM   #567
Daewen
Wight
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Stuck inside an Aquafina bottle...HELP! ...seriously, I'm getting claustrophobic
Posts: 153
Daewen has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via AIM to Daewen
Sting

*~*C'mon people let's keep this thing going*~*

Gimli: Voulex vou couche avec moi...

Aragorn: Hit me baby one more time!
__________________
Thrust and the nuns will come.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King!
Daewen is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-26-2003, 07:35 PM   #568
Yavanna Kementari
Haunting Spirit
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 97
Yavanna Kementari has just left Hobbiton.
Sting

*imagines Gandalf at the front yelling orders as they travel*
Gandalf: "Foward, March!"
Gandalf: "I don't know but I've been told,"
The Fellowship: 'repeats'
Gandalf: "Saruman is really old,"
The Fellowship: 'repeats'
Gandalf: "He's a traitor yes he is,"
The Fellowship: 'repeats'
Gandalf: "Now I am the Mighty Wiz. Sound off!
T.F. "One, Two,"
Gandalf: "Sound off"
T.F. "Three, Four,"
Gandalf: "Bring it on up now"
T.F. "One, Two, Three, Four,..One..Two ThreeFour!"
Yavanna to Aule: "Go ahead honey cut down the old ones first!" [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Thats all the time I have, sorry if you didn't think it was funny. My jaw hurts as well!! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] I like Aragorns "I am a mondern Major General!!LOL This thread is really Fun!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] ~(~<~> Yavanna
__________________
"Nonetheless they will have need of wood."
Aul speaking to Yavanna of Dwarves :P to you Aul
Yavanna Kementari is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-27-2003, 09:16 AM   #569
Tinuviel the Nightingale
Shade of Carn Dm
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Splashing around in Galadriel's Mirror
Posts: 299
Tinuviel the Nightingale has just left Hobbiton.
Silmaril

Wargs approach, just before the Fellowship gets to Moria's gate.

Legolas: Screams like a girl, tosses away his bow, picks up his skirts and runs.

Rest of the Fellowship: And why did we bring him again?

See my sig. as well.
__________________
I am no longer Saruman the White...
I am Saruman THE BRINGER OF ALL THINGS FLUFFY AND SPECIAL!
Join Legends of Middle Earth!
Tinuviel the Nightingale is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-27-2003, 11:51 AM   #570
Rindoien, elf of Lothlorien
Haunting Spirit
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Wales...hrumph, wish it was Lorien..
Posts: 89
Rindoien, elf of Lothlorien has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via AIM to Rindoien, elf of Lothlorien
Sting

Isildur: I think I'll throw this ring into Mount Doom

Sauron: Who cares about the one ring? Not me!

Eowyn: I'll just stay home and make Eomer some new clothes

Sam: Yes, Gandalf, I was eavesdropping
__________________
"And he sang to them, now in the Elven tongue, now in the speech of the West, until their hearts, wounded with sweet words, overflowed, and their joy was like swords, and they passed in thought out to regions where pain and delight flow together and tears are the very wine of blessedness."
Rindoien, elf of Lothlorien is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-27-2003, 12:51 PM   #571
Yavanna Kementari
Haunting Spirit
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 97
Yavanna Kementari has just left Hobbiton.
Sting

Daewen, I love the Knights Tale thing!! LOL
The Elf in tights thing is really funny too! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
How about this ( Another Matrix parody)

Elrond: Come with us Mister Greenleaf

Leglolas: The Name IS LEGO!! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]

Nah, that was dumb.
Let me try again.

A long long time ago:
Deagol is eating a box of cracker jacks and picks out a ring and Gollum takes it from him.

the 2nd age

Frodo is eating a box of cracker jacks, pulls out another One ring.

Frodo: Wow, hey Uncle Bilbo looky what I found!

Bilbo, upset and astounded, rushes over to compare the two.

Bilbo : I don't believe it!

Sam comes bumbling up the walk to Bag End, pops his head in the window and with a mouth choc-full-o cracker jacks and exclaims,'Miffer Frodo, Loo wha I found!', as chewed carmel covered pop corn hits Bilbo's face.
Bilbo inspects Sams ring as well.

Bilbo: They are just cheap imitations.

Gollum sitting in the woods he is so fat he looks like a bloated frog with a humongous pile of empty cracker jack boxes on one side
and a giant pile of One rings in front of him.

Gollum: Ohh yessss, we have the Preciousesss now don't we. Yessss we has the preciousesssss. Because preciousss has had babiesss yess.

[ April 27, 2003: Message edited by: Yavanna Kementari ]
__________________
"Nonetheless they will have need of wood."
Aul speaking to Yavanna of Dwarves :P to you Aul
Yavanna Kementari is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-27-2003, 07:06 PM   #572
Daewen
Wight
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Stuck inside an Aquafina bottle...HELP! ...seriously, I'm getting claustrophobic
Posts: 153
Daewen has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via AIM to Daewen
Sting

Here are some more...

Aragorn: It's a bird, it's a plane, it's an eggsalad sandwich...
Bormir: No you idiot...
Both: It's Captian Underpants!!!
__________________
Thrust and the nuns will come.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King!
Daewen is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-27-2003, 10:19 PM   #573
lembasabmel
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Sting

Denethor: "Hey Faramir! Let's have a father/son bonding moment! You get the gasoline, I'll get the matches!"

Turin: I'm happy! I'm happy in my marriage, I'm happy in my life, I'm happy in my job! HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!

Peter Jackson: *Arwen* in the movie? ARWEN? Are you insane?!
  Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2003, 05:47 AM   #574
Tinuviel the Nightingale
Shade of Carn Dm
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Splashing around in Galadriel's Mirror
Posts: 299
Tinuviel the Nightingale has just left Hobbiton.
Silmaril

Gandalf is on top of Orthanc in the evil clutches of Saruman, bringer of all things Fluffy and Special. Suddenly a moth flies straight towards him.

Gandalf: "Arrggh! A moth!!!" (squish!)
__________________
I am no longer Saruman the White...
I am Saruman THE BRINGER OF ALL THINGS FLUFFY AND SPECIAL!
Join Legends of Middle Earth!
Tinuviel the Nightingale is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-06-2003, 01:14 PM   #575
stickifinger
Animated Skeleton
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Costa Rica
Posts: 34
stickifinger has just left Hobbiton.
Sting

Ted Sandyman: I want to hear more about Sam, dad. Why didn't they put in more of his talk, dad? That's what I like, it makes me laugh. And Frodo wouldn't have got far without Sam, would he, dad?
__________________
Tell me, who are you, alone, yourself and nemeless? - Tom Bombadil
stickifinger is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-06-2003, 02:08 PM   #576
Oddwen
Drummer in the Deep
 
Oddwen's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,219
Oddwen is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.Oddwen is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.
Send a message via Skype™ to Oddwen
Sting

Lol, stickifinger! Still laughing...

Sam: "The sum of the square of the right triangle is equal to the legs of the hypotnuse."

Fro: Yah, who cares about the ring? Let's go home and WASH SOME WINDOWS!! Woohooo!!
Quote:
Legolas: They sing a lament for Gandalf...no, wait! Um, sorry, that's 99 Beers on the Wall!
(way back from the first page, that)

Legolas: Uh, no wait that's 99 bottles of Beer on the Wall!
Frodo: That is his lament!
Pippin: *sniff* That was his favorite song..."

[ May 06, 2003: Message edited by: Oddwen ]
__________________
But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

Oddwen is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-10-2003, 04:54 PM   #577
Helkahothion
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs
Posts: 1,100
Helkahothion has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via ICQ to Helkahothion Send a message via AIM to Helkahothion
Eye

Frodo: I see dead people
Sam: We all do you stupid mofo!
Frodo: What the hell is your problem?
Sam: That I am stuck up with you. I don't know why I am still here.
Frodo:You're father tolled you to!
Sam: Ahw screw him. What does he know?

Sam walks of swearing.
Helkahothion is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-11-2003, 12:45 AM   #578
Everdawn
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
 
Everdawn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn.
Posts: 1,291
Everdawn has just left Hobbiton.
Silmaril

Legolas: Charlie's Angels! Please save us!!

Merry: Ale increases your character.
Pippin: I agree Meriadoc, did you know that when you drop things down wells they make noise.
__________________
"Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~

~My lord, omer~
Everdawn is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-16-2003, 09:50 AM   #579
SilverEmbers
Pile O'Bones
 
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 18
SilverEmbers has just left Hobbiton.
Sting

Lol- Sauron: the ring is just to pretty for me to have-lets donate it to the Save The Elves fund!
__________________
'You dare to defy Eowyn, shieldmaiden of the mark? Now, tremble at her wrath!'
Eowyn Rules!
SilverEmbers is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-18-2003, 12:57 PM   #580
Daewen
Wight
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Stuck inside an Aquafina bottle...HELP! ...seriously, I'm getting claustrophobic
Posts: 153
Daewen has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via AIM to Daewen
Sting

Aragorn: C'mon baby let's paint the town...and all that jazz! (hope you guys have seen Chicago. Good movie, but it shouldn't have beat TTT for best film...there was NO plot!!!)

Gandalf: D00 j00 5p34l< 1-14x00r?

Saruman: And as the Chairman of the Middle Earth Greenpeace Organization I would just like to announce that we are donating $5,000 to help maintain Fangorn Forest!

Treebeard: C'mon hurry up.
__________________
Thrust and the nuns will come.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King!
Daewen is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-18-2003, 01:44 PM   #581
Thorin Oakenshield
Animated Skeleton
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Frisco TX
Posts: 43
Thorin Oakenshield has just left Hobbiton.
Thumbs up

Gandalf: I cant believe Sauron has goten so far. I look up to him!
__________________
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
Thorin Oakenshield is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-21-2003, 11:57 AM   #582
Tarien Ithil
Shade of Carn Dm
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: In the Shade of a Tree
Posts: 259
Tarien Ithil has just left Hobbiton.
Sting

Quote:
101 Things LOTR characters would never say
Ummmwhat to say. OK, let me have a go at it. (please excuse the lameness)

Elrond: SMILE!! Youre on candid camera!

Arwen: Git lost, Aragorn! Who would want a scruffy man when I can have*sighs dreamily*..Legolas.

Aragorn: Where did you say the soap was? Id like to have a bath so Arwen will love me again. *sniff sniff*. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Tom Bombadil: *Groans* Hmph.. I REALLY dont feel like singing right now. A break, please? Please?

Gimli (in the Mines of Moria): Eeeewww! What a wreck this place is!


OK, for my first go, wasnt it? OK, maybe Im being vain but anyway! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]


Take care, eh?

Tarien Ithil
__________________
The English-speaking world is divided into those who have read The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit and those who are going to read them. Sunday Times

Crickhollow
Tarien Ithil is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-14-2004, 07:54 AM   #583
SamwiseGamgee
Shade of Carn Dm
 
SamwiseGamgee's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg
Posts: 378
SamwiseGamgee has just left Hobbiton.
Pipe

Boromir: 'What is this new devilry?'
Gandalf: 'Weasels! Ancient weasels running up and down your legs and int your pants! Weasels, I tell you!'

Pippin: 'Actually, just leave it, I'm not that hungry.'

Gimli: 'Ooh, a pink axe? Yes please.'

Sam: 'Cheerio, Frodo.'

Aragorn: 'I never wanted to be King of Gondor, I wanted to be... a lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the River Isen!'

Elrond: 'Anyone fancy a belching competition?'

Galadriel: 'Let's go round the back of the tree for a ***, Frodo.'
__________________
-- Well, I'm back.
SamwiseGamgee is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-14-2004, 08:15 AM   #584
Eomer of the Rohirrim
Auspicious Wraith
 
Eomer of the Rohirrim's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,990
Eomer of the Rohirrim is a guest at the Prancing Pony.Eomer of the Rohirrim is a guest at the Prancing Pony.
Sting

Tom Bombadil: Faster you miserable cretins! *whips Hobbits with the Cat O'Nine Tails*
__________________
Los Ingobernables de Harlond
Eomer of the Rohirrim is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-15-2004, 06:32 PM   #585
SamwiseGamgee
Shade of Carn Dm
 
SamwiseGamgee's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg
Posts: 378
SamwiseGamgee has just left Hobbiton.
Pipe

Eomer, what is this apparent undying fascination with the cat o' ninetails that you have? Haha!

Gollum: 'Half a bee, philosophically, must ipso facto half not be. But half a bee has got to be vis a vis its entity. But can a bee be said to be or not to be an entire bee, when half the bee is not a bee, due to some ancient injury?'
Sam: Sucks quizzically on pipe whilst furrowing his brow. 'An interesting point you raise, my dear Smeagol. And one which must be addressed, I feel. Now, it's as my old gaffer would say: Half a bee is, despite being only half of its origonal entity by its very morphological definition only half of what it should be, and therefore half a bee is half a bee.'
Frodo: 'But my dear Samwise, you have forgotten the argument of the teleologist. This "ancient injury" of which Gollum...sorry, Smeagol, speaks would surely, by teleological thinking, have happened for a purpose, in order that the task which this half a bee- we shall call him Eric- has been appointed with may be fulfilled. By this reasoning the bee, despite being "Eric the half a bee" by the morphological definition, is by teleological reasoning an entire bee for the purposes of fulfilling his long-appointed task. Your thoughts, Master Smeagol?'
Gollum: 'I'll be honest with you, I was quoting Monty Python and am just bored now. You got any fish?'
__________________
-- Well, I'm back.
SamwiseGamgee is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-16-2004, 07:35 AM   #586
Eomer of the Rohirrim
Auspicious Wraith
 
Eomer of the Rohirrim's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,990
Eomer of the Rohirrim is a guest at the Prancing Pony.Eomer of the Rohirrim is a guest at the Prancing Pony.
Sting

Now that you've called me 'Eomer' I just feel very strange now! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Also, nice Denis Law reference!

If we can continue the 'Only an Excuse' theme;

Aragorn: Faur's the birds?

(for all you non-Scots, this loosely translates as "Could you please tell me the whereabouts of the fair, young women?")
__________________
Los Ingobernables de Harlond
Eomer of the Rohirrim is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-16-2004, 09:49 AM   #587
SamwiseGamgee
Shade of Carn Dm
 
SamwiseGamgee's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg
Posts: 378
SamwiseGamgee has just left Hobbiton.
Pipe

Haha! There are too many!
Gandalf: At the Black Gate, realising The Ring has been destroyed 'Shockarooney!'
Nice Scots translation, by the way, Burns himself would have been proud.
__________________
-- Well, I'm back.
SamwiseGamgee is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-16-2004, 10:11 AM   #588
Saraphim
Shade of Carn Dm
 
Saraphim's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The other side of freezing.
Posts: 410
Saraphim has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via AIM to Saraphim
The Eye

*Just outside Fangorn Forest, Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli are resting for the night.*
Gimli: What was that noise? Did you see that shadow move? And where is that bloody Elf?!?!?
Aragorn: Shhh.*whispers* Over there, in the forest, do you see that light?
*Gimli nods*
Aragorn: *gets up* come, master Gimli, and have your axe at the ready.
*Pushing aside some branches, they come to a small clearing in the woods. Legolas is in purple,silk pajamas, looking into an oversized mirror he stuck onto a tree. He looks at his two companions, who are standing dumbfounded, then goes back to rebraiding his hair.*
Legolas: Well, you cant expect me to go around looking like you people! And why didnt you TELL me I had a smudge on my forehead the WHOLE TIME we were running here? And in front of Eomer too...

Sorry it's so long winded, heres a shorter one:
Frodo: Why does Gandalf alway wear grey?
Aragorn: Meddle not in the affairs of Saruman, for he is quick to put black socks into your whites
__________________
I drink Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters!
~
Always remember: pillage BEFORE you burn.
Saraphim is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-16-2004, 12:01 PM   #589
Ainaserkewen
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
 
Ainaserkewen's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A cosmic waiting room
Posts: 766
Ainaserkewen has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via MSN to Ainaserkewen
Sting

Quote:
Legolas: Life is pain highness...anyone who tells you differently is trying to sell you something...
Actually Daewen, the quote is
"Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something." [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Kudos for using that quote...Princess Bride is my second favourite movie.

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 1:02 PM January 16, 2004: Message edited by: Ainaserkewen ]
__________________
Solus... I'm eating chicken again.
I ate chicken yesterday and the
day before... will I be eating
chicken again tomorrow? Why am I
always eating chicken?
Ainaserkewen is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-16-2004, 01:34 PM   #590
Nimrothiel
Shade of Carn Dm
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Imladris
Posts: 288
Nimrothiel has just left Hobbiton.
Sting

"Frodo: Why does Gandalf always wear grey?
Aragorn: Meddle not in the affairs of Saruman, for he is quick to put black socks into your whites."

Roflmao!!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Eomer: "I would cut off your head, dwarf; if only it stood a little higher from the ground."

Gimli: "Oh really? You and what army?"

Argghhh, that was lame. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
__________________
"Walrus?! Will you quit makin' up imaginary animals?!!" ~ Sarge; Red vs. Blue
Nimrothiel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-17-2004, 11:51 AM   #591
Eomer of the Rohirrim
Auspicious Wraith
 
Eomer of the Rohirrim's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,990
Eomer of the Rohirrim is a guest at the Prancing Pony.Eomer of the Rohirrim is a guest at the Prancing Pony.
Sting

Pippin: I'm out of Bacardi Breezers. Merry, get me a Bailey's.
__________________
Los Ingobernables de Harlond
Eomer of the Rohirrim is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-18-2004, 10:09 AM   #592
SamwiseGamgee
Shade of Carn Dm
 
SamwiseGamgee's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg
Posts: 378
SamwiseGamgee has just left Hobbiton.
Pipe

King Theoden: At Helm's Deep 'Oooh, there's rather a lot of them, isn't there. Gamling, pass me the white flag.'

Gimli: 'Make mine a mineral water. Sparkling, please.'

Aragorn: While running across the plains of Rohan 'My feet hurt, I haven't slept in days and I really need to go poo. Who cares about Merry and what's-his-name? It's not like they've even got The Ring.'

Aragorn: 'Sphinkters say what.'
Elrond: 'What?'
Gandalf and Aragorn laugh at Elrond's stupidity.
__________________
-- Well, I'm back.
SamwiseGamgee is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-18-2004, 03:39 PM   #593
Wingfoot
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Sting

Pippin: Aragorn is eight feet tall. And if he were here, he'd blast the Uruks with lightning bolts from his eyes, and thuder bolts from his arse! | Braveheart, a wonderful movie. |

...

Pippin and Merry: But the only brew for the brave and truuuuue, comes from the Green Dragon!

Gandalf: So that's why all the rum's gone. | PotC! Yay! |

...

Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas bowing before the mysterious White Wizard at Fangorn...

Aragorn: You killed my Gandalf!!

The White Wizard: No, Aragorn, I AM your Gandalf.

Aragorn: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-18-2004, 05:50 PM   #594
Lily
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Wouldn't you like to know!!
Posts: 72
Lily has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via AIM to Lily
Tolkien

Eowyn to Witch-King: Your mother wore combat boots!

Witch-King: My mother was a saint!

Eowyn: ...........
Lily is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-18-2004, 09:03 PM   #595
Finwe
Deathless Sun
 
Finwe's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos
Posts: 2,609
Finwe has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via AIM to Finwe
Sting

Gandalf (before the Doors of Durin): Umm... guys... now would be a bad time to tell you that I left my copy of Everything you want to know about Middle-earth (and Passwords too!) back in Rivendell, right?
__________________
But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fanor, and there he slew Finw King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finw alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.
Finwe is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-19-2004, 03:42 PM   #596
Thengal
Haunting Spirit
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 63
Thengal has just left Hobbiton.
Sauroman: "There will be no dawn for men."

Grima: "PROVE IT!!!!!!!!!" [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Thengal is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-19-2004, 04:10 PM   #597
Crystal Heart
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Rohan
Posts: 568
Crystal Heart has just left Hobbiton.
Sting

These are so great!!

Here are mine. I don't think they are great, but I hope they are funny enough for your liking everyone!

Frodo: Where are we?
Sam: Who knows? Let's just toss the ring in the ditch and go back to the Shire.
Frodo: Okay

Gandalf: You are by far the worst ring bearer I have ever heard of.
Frodo: But you have heard of me

Pippin: We've been drinking too much
Merry: Maybe we should enter the Alcholics Annoymus group.

Arwen: Who are you?
Aragorn: The man you love.
Arwen: Which one?

Aragorn: Do you see what I see?
The Fellowship: A star, A star, high above the trees, with a voice as big as the seas. With a voice as big as the seas.

Gimli: This is my home
Gandalf: I've never seen pink dwarf walls before
Gimli: They are the newest fashion in Gondor

Aragorn: Got your weapons?
Gimli and Legolas: Yep
Aragorn: Got your water bottles?
G & L: Yep
Aragorn: Need to go to the bathroom?
G & L: Yep
Aragorn: Then go
Legolas: I didn't really, just forgot how to say no

Orcs: I can't stand all this blood, let's go to the mall

I don't know about these, I think they are funny, but let me know!
__________________
"What you see is exactly what you get. Don't say I didn't warn you."
Crystal Heart is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-20-2004, 03:20 PM   #598
SamwiseGamgee
Shade of Carn Dm
 
SamwiseGamgee's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg
Posts: 378
SamwiseGamgee has just left Hobbiton.
Pipe

Very good, Crystal Heart! I especially like the Frodo: 'But youhaveheard of me!' Hehe! Welcome to the Downs, by the way. May your soul struggle here for many years! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Merry: 'Phew, I'm tired.'
Pippin: 'Yeah, let's just turn in for an early night, eh. just stay out of trouble.'

Legolas: 'Another drink, Gimli?'
Gimli: 'No thanks.'
__________________
-- Well, I'm back.
SamwiseGamgee is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-21-2004, 08:31 AM   #599
Catlyn21
Pile O'Bones
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Probably stalking Orlando. Or Viggo. Or Dom. Or Johnny Depp, for that matter.
Posts: 14
Catlyn21 has just left Hobbiton.
Sting

Don't know if anybody's said something like this yet:

Aragorn: Hmm... maybe the "I just washed my hair in bacon fat" look isn't really working for me....

^Yes, rather boring, I know... I only posted this so my postings would go up.... plus I'm in school right now (supposed to be typing an essay!) and am really bored.

~Caitlyn [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
__________________
Neo is not the one -- that's because Frodo is!

< I just realized my location makes me sound like a total fangirl........
Catlyn21 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-01-2004, 03:03 PM   #600
Elassar 516
Registered User
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Sailing into the West...I wish
Posts: 58
Elassar 516 has just left Hobbiton.
Ring

This is an Awesom thread!

Fangorn: Hello Saruman, I brought you a present, they call themselves "hobbits" I thought you'd have some use for them.
Saruman: Wow, just what I always wanted! Oh by the way can you come over for tea next week?
Fangorn: Sure anytime. Oh and by the way, if you ever need wood, my forest isat your disposal.

Gollum: Massster, we could help you carry the Preciousssss.
Frodo: Okay here you go, it's been rather heavy lately.

Denethor: Gandalf, so good to see you, any chance you have found the long-lost heir of Isildur?
Gandalf: as a matter of fact, yes.
Denethor: How splendid!

Sauron: I wish I had eyelashes.

Denethor: And know I shall burn myself and my son alive.
Pippin: Are you sure you want to do that?
Denethor: On second thought, burning myself really isn't a very good idea.
Or
Pippin: Great idea, can you burn me to?

Sam: Gollum, if you ever get the ring back will you give me the Shire to be my own personel garden?
Gollum: Okay, nice hobbit.

(Gandalf changes Theoden back into a human beingin TT)
Theoden: My beutiful wrinkles, what did you do with them! Change me back, NOW!

Saruman after gathering his huge army: You know, maybe I shouldn't take over Rohan...

Gandalf on Orthanc when Gwaihir shows up: Ugh, you again, couldn't some other eagle come to rescue me.

Sauron: Really, what's the point of a big scary eye without eyelashes...
Elassar 516 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 05:18 PM.



Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.9 Beta 4
Copyright ©2000 - 2022, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.