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Old 06-23-2002, 10:23 AM   #81
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How many people have used the "If you go down the pub then you might get Legolas" one? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Sorry for being repetetive.

Now for a really dodgy/cheesy one,
"When I grow up my parents want me to Marry a doc................ter!
Get it.....did ya get it?..........Didn't think so...... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Old 06-23-2002, 10:32 AM   #82
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I got it. That was pretty good!
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Old 06-24-2002, 08:00 AM   #83
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Arwen't we all getting a little carried away here?
Don't mind me, I'll just Bree going

P.S This is actually me, pippin_took0, not Nevtalathiel using my account. Just thought I'd let you know [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 06-24-2002, 09:25 PM   #84
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Before you go, you'll have to pay a FEA.
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Old 06-27-2002, 08:05 PM   #85
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Reading Tolkien is a Novel concept!
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Old 06-27-2002, 09:21 PM   #86
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When I grow up my parents want me to Marry a doc.
that one was used before on this thread. so was the only one i could think of: "Here's a Tolkien of my love"
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Old 06-27-2002, 10:37 PM   #87
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Here is my first attempt:
That Rosie's stunning, but look at this Lady's Fingol!(flowers, yeah...)

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Old 07-01-2002, 12:56 AM   #88
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Ooh! Ooh! I have another one!

Which King is which?
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Old 07-11-2002, 04:40 PM   #89
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These puns are great, but it is almost too much to Beren!

heh, don't make a hobbit of it
be careful it's hobbit forming...

I 'spose I could wolf down another knuckle sandwich
(in reference to the great wolf who ate Beren's Hand)

Sauron: do I hear someone ringing?
I have my eye on you!

Gandalf: Hi ho silver?
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Old 07-11-2002, 04:51 PM   #90
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Quote:
"Here's a Tolkien of my love"
That's kinda like one of mine- Can I have a bathroom Tolkien please?
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Old 07-12-2002, 12:27 AM   #91
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Skinny Gandalf: You cannot pass. I am the weilder of the flame of Anorexia.
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Old 07-12-2002, 12:06 PM   #92
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"Don't mind me, I'll just Bree going." I like that one! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] All of these are good actually. Let me see if I try some now. They won't be good though!!!!

I hadn't had a decent Melian a couple of weeks.
Get it...meal in-Melian.. I told you they wouldn't be good!
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Old 07-12-2002, 12:52 PM   #93
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I'm not that creative, unfortunately, but I enjoyed reading your post immensely!
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Old 07-12-2002, 02:02 PM   #94
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Sorry I seem to have lothed my keys...I would be GalADriel if you could help me find them...

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Old 07-15-2002, 12:59 PM   #95
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"Merry" Christmas!!! (groan)

Shire and Shire alike!!!

HA HA HA! Yes, I do know these were really, really bad!!!
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Old 07-15-2002, 06:37 PM   #96
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For some reason, I can't stop laughing at these puns.

"Is it okay if I use you as a pippin cushion?"

"Sure, just frodon't (I know, I said that pun before) hurt me badly."

"Row, Row, Rohan your boat..."

Hmm.. that's all I can think of for now.

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Old 07-16-2002, 06:13 PM   #97
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Okay, one last pun:

Lorien kids! Because we're worth it too!
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Old 07-18-2002, 11:39 PM   #98
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ok u guys are so good at this so dont make fun of me cuz i suck [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] so here is my horrible attempt....

oh no i left the food out last night and now theres ents all over it!

i want my ring back Bifur i get mad!

Bree is my favorite type of cheese (heh-heh..k that was dumb)

yes i'll have a cup of Dale please

didnt Elvish (Elvis) die Durin the 1980s?

respect your Eldars (that didnt suck too bad)

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Old 07-19-2002, 01:01 AM   #99
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Those were pretty good, ElfEarz. Keep it up! Also, I'm annoyed because there are Elvis at Helm's Deep.
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Old 07-19-2002, 09:43 AM   #100
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lol, thanks [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]. lets see if i can think of anymore....

Bifur you can pass you have to pay the troll

a kids TV-show "Rollie Pollie Oliphaunts"

a song "i found my thrill, on Ravenhill" (bahahahaha so stupid its funny)

I can't think of any more, im just not creative in the morning hehe [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 07-19-2002, 10:49 AM   #101
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I demand more puns!
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Old 07-28-2002, 02:34 PM   #102
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Asfaloth I know... (As for as)

Instead of skinning coneys, we Barahir. (bare a hare)

Last I heard, he's Dwalin in the Shire. (dwelling)

Baseball has how many Entings?(Ennings)

He's worth a Guthlaf. (good laugh)

Rogain lost it's touch? Try the Heru-brand! We'll Roheryn.

She has a Puddifoot. (pretty foot)


these are steadily getting worse, so i will have to stop now.
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Old 07-31-2002, 10:57 AM   #103
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Could you Teleri (tell) me where we are going?

We will get in our Vanyar (van) so we can drive to store.

((I had gotten this idea from a conversation in the chat room about elves...))
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Old 08-02-2002, 10:07 AM   #104
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Lol u guys are funny. hmmm lets see if i can think of any....

I can't get my mutton undone (button)

hmmm wow that was alot

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Old 08-04-2002, 10:01 AM   #105
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This is a strange Region to me. (Region is some ME place, forgot where it is...)
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Old 08-05-2002, 09:23 PM   #106
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this board is getting crowded...anyone mind if i make a new one. cuz i really enjoy this [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Old 09-13-2002, 03:46 PM   #107
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The other day I was searching through my book shelves, when I came along these two books:

The Phantom Trollbooth

And....

The Adventures of Tom Bombadil and Huckleberry Fingolfin

I tried to read them, but they fell apart. So, I decided to get a ham Gamwich. My friend was there at the time. He was eating a turkey Samwich(I know, that pun was done before).
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Old 09-13-2002, 04:03 PM   #108
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OK OK, I've waited to weigh in on this one until I had a good one, and now I've got it.

Q: Why was Huan sad?
A: Because he was Melian-collie!

(grins, ducks, and runs away at top speed)
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Old 09-13-2002, 07:37 PM   #109
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Good one, Thenamir! Melian-collie... melancholy...


Galadrie1: Yes, indeed it was I who was the annoying Punster.

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Old 09-13-2002, 07:44 PM   #110
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Oooh, Thena, that was a good one! I also liked:
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heehee... Hey, Fifth, was it you in the chat room a while back who wouldn't stop saying puns, so everyone put you on their Ignore list? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Old 09-14-2002, 01:13 AM   #111
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You guys have posted some pretty good ones! I hope my contributions are enjoyed...

...If there were a Beren Doriath it'd be Cirdan to eat an Elf. To stop that bear, any Thingol do.
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This goes to a part of Garbages' "Cherry Lips":
Goldberry go go
We're right behind you
Goldberry go go
Yeah, we're looking at you
Goldberry go go
Oh ,we're right behind you
Goldberry Goldberry
Yeah, we're right behind you
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Old 09-15-2002, 07:11 AM   #113
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Coctailparty gossip in the middle-earth, reported by Arwen, evening star:

"...Galadriel has caught Saurons eye."

"Well that match does have nice ring to it..."

"...Gandalf, he's such a grey type"

"But Sarumans has got breeding..."
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Old 09-16-2002, 07:59 PM   #114
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I have enjoyed reading these! They were GREAT! I have a few groaners to add to the mix:

How does Galadriel keep her youthful looks? She uses Oil of Olwe!

The Songs of Elvish Prestly:
Helmsdeep Hotel
Love Me Timber
Don't Be Reuel
Viva Loss-arnach

(Sorry! I know those were pretty weak! Does anybody have any more?)
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Old 09-18-2002, 11:39 AM   #115
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how bout "Return to Sindar"
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Old 09-18-2002, 01:01 PM   #116
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Goodness me, what are you all Tolkein about?
I ate an apple and now there's a Pippin my teeth!
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Old 09-19-2002, 11:03 AM   #117
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ooh I've thought of another one!
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Old 09-19-2002, 06:32 PM   #118
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Well, I had an interesting trip this year.

First, I flew a plane towards Cape Horn of Gondor. Then I flew towards South Orc-ney Island. Then I flew all the way to Cape Eowyn, Australia, and then stayed there for a couple of weeks. Then I flew back to my barrow in California.
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Old 11-26-2002, 08:40 AM   #119
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Hee hee, I think that all of my ideas have already been done, but here goes Luthien!

Wow! How did Mith get to there so fast? Mith-ran-dir. (Mith ran there)

Beren the Ring is such a pain.

Elf-magic huh? What a Boro-mir. (Bore of a mirror.)
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Silmarillion toast!(cinnamon)
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